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I'll say this, one reason you guys get slaughtered besides general incompatance is lack of communication.
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Not exactly revenge but they deserved.
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This town nearly died from famine, when I was young the town suffered from a mass starvation. I killed the two people that were left because they were useless.
Then I spent some stockpiling supplies, stabbing all babies. I kept one daughter and told her what happened, she was good and started helping. Stabbed my last few babies before I went grey.
She had 2 daughters, I only wanted her to have 1. But I didn't want to kill my grandkids in front of her. She left town for soil I think, I was about to die of old age. I killed the oldest one and died of old age.
They only made it barely 3 more generations but I tried. I left them with a uptopia and they fucked up.
I'll give you credit where it's due. Feeding people mushrooms was hilarious, some took the joke and some got salty. I fed the salty ones mushrooms over and over, each time they got more pissed.
I even took a step further one time. I found that if you died while high your next life would be a perma trip. So i gave them a mushroom and murdered them when they got high.
I was doing some classic griefing. Like several others in this thread I was born to a women who had turned grey as soon as I was born. "You are the last girl" "we need you to survive".
I jumped out of her arms and started running. She chased me desperately begging me not to suicide. I stopped moving for a bit and ran again when she got close. Easiest grief I've ever done.
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My mother starved as soon as I grew hair, My sister bad a rotten boy and starved. I was trying to have daughters but they suicided, I stabbed my first boy but my nephew got salty.
But he couldn't kill me because I was the last girl, I pretty much had immunity. I did keep my next boy out of pity, My nephew tried to suduce him but he starved.
I tried to keep another boy rick but I would regret it later. My filthy nephew was trying to make my daughter a sex slave, He called her ugly and a shit wife. I killed the pig finally.
My daughter had a granddaughter that she tried to abandon, I saved her. Then off all things she tried keeping a boy. I tried to kill him as a baby but they ran.
Anyway at this point I'm really old, I kill my dirty grandson and try to kill rick, I fail sadly. I'm about to die of old age.
Thankfully my shitastic son stepped on a snake soon after I died. Serves them right for selfishly trying to live so they can drain all our hard earned resources, Glad he came to his senses in the end.
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Town had only males and old ladies left so I put everyone out of there misery. One dude got away and tried to kill me with a bear, He got eaten. After That I suicided.
Sounds like they got what they deserved, Nicely done.
Sweet story, If it were you I would've killed the Aunt and Mother for sure. But nonetheless you still survived despite the odds being against you.
I did that too. I trolled a Queen that was passing down her crown and backpack (with knives in it) to her baby daughter. I immediately swapped out her gear, Her crown was replaced by a rabbit hat and the the knife pack was replaced by my tattered back.
I told her that I was the king now, I ruled for a few minutes. The Old Queen got mad and shot me with a bow telling me I wasn't king. I immediately ran off to a patch of maple trees and died behind one.
Dishehs wrote:Alleria wrote:No, we did it in an attempt to convince Jason that the game is too easy, so that he will make the game harder to make it less fun for people like you.
Cool so you want what remains of the playerbase to die out. I've seen you guys elitist crap all over forums and discord.
So you think Jason should cater for the "10% of players that are good". Well I'm sorry we ruined your fun but I'm pretty sure the game isn't made just for you.
How about you play with the rest of us and actually share your knowledge instead of hiding away in discord.
Ayy lmao, basically ur saying we got no life 1st and we are a bunch of losers for doing it and then you come out clean saying we are lame cuz we are a bunch of elitists. kek. Which one is it bud, we a bunch of losers or u a salty MFer?
Edit: Added typos. For the memes.
PS: Alleria is not being serious you dense nerd.
Lol, Can't stop laughing as I type this. I can taste your salt, I think your challenge is stupid. Get over it.
Well anyway i'm not going to waste anymore time with this. I might get a few more laughs out of your replies if I bother to read them but I'm done here
-Dense Nerd
Dishehs wrote:You guys got no life. Seriously, Do you play just you can brag about breaking some arbitrary record. Lame.
No, we did it in an attempt to convince Jason that the game is too easy, so that he will make the game harder to make it less fun for people like you.
Cool so you want what remains of the playerbase to die out. I've seen you guys elitist crap all over forums and discord.
So you think Jason should cater for the "10% of players that are good". Well I'm sorry we ruined your fun but I'm pretty sure the game isn't made just for you.
How about you play with the rest of us and actually share your knowledge instead of hiding away in discord.
You guys got no life. Seriously, Do you play just you can brag about breaking some arbitrary record. Lame.
How do you access family tree?
It's on the main site, click the the family tree tab.
It's a pretty stupid system imo, The best ways to grief don't even involve killing. I've destroyed plenty of towns in the past just by stealing stuff and wrecking farms.
With that system I could be planting loads of milkweed in carrot plots and stealing baskets of stuff. So either they get a karma loss for killing me or I starve out the whole town. Maybe people would be willing to sacrifice there karma for the greater good but the system is still fucked.
TL;DR You get punished for stopping griefers.
So everyone here has a blood lust. Even people that don't grief like killing people that annoy them.
I personally enjoy killing crowned people the most. Especially little kids that got a crown from mummy and start acting like the new dictator. I'm not a fan of having one noob kid with a crown ruling over everyone.
Removing tyrants from power will never get old but I enjoy killing any old asshole at a close second. It's also pretty satisfying killing these people that always yell "seeds".
So anyone here got any memorable kills recently?
So I tried being productive one ladt time and it flopped big time as usual. Was Born in a village, mum tells me that they need a smith. According to her, I was the only person in the village that knew how.
I started off okay, had to setup all the smithing stuff but I got done fairly quickly. My mother starved, my brother never talked to me. I made an Axe and Hoe, then the kids came. "Are you new" I'd ask them, All of them said "N". They all lied about not being new because none of them lasted longer then a few minutes.
Honestly, I think i'm gonna go back to griefing. I don't enjoy grinding for an hour trying to babysit stupid villages. If your town has to rely on one good player to survive then your retarded. Might as well just cry "f" whenever you need food.
So I've done what I said i would and tried to be a "good guy". Majority of times I was left to die by eves or some fully geared person in a city telling me they are "sorry". I never sought revenge. First notable life was as a Male named Ross. Mother cared for me and gave me clothes. One guy called us Niggers and tried to kill all blacks. I hunted rabbits and made some clothes for people. Died at 60. Another life I was a male blacksmith, little kid tried stealing my tools. I've griefed many times so I instantly recognize anyone else griefing. She tried hiding my hammer in a tree but i shot her. Ended with suicide because females died.
Another life I was a female farmer. I constantly had to collect seeds and soil to feed hoards of kids. I made an example of the worst offender, a little boy. They finally started eating from baskets. It was good until the mother shot me.
Then I was pie maker in an overpopulated city. I slaved away to make pies that got eaten up in minutes. Did that until famine hit, starved at 58.
So city life wasn't working, too many idiots. I did try to have kids but they aren't worth noting because they all died as toddlers.
I decided to try as an Eve. I did okay for myself, had a good farm spot and lots of resources. All my kids claimed not to be new, they all died at early ages. One of them even managed to cut down all my wild seeds before starving.
So basically trying to be good and helpful isn't as fullfilling as I've been told. On the upside I've also learned that griefing is also pointless. All towns Will just kill themselves.
I'd also like to clarify one thing real quick. I understand that killing babies is needed, especially in overpopulated or struggling towns. There is a difference between doing what is needed to save a town and needlessly letting them when you have a massive surplus in most things.
That town had cartloads of pies, carrots, meats, clothing. Obviously they already had lots of women, I don't think a few Men would have been a big deal.
I also don't understand how having all girls is supposed to help with the population. Wouldn't it make more sense to have mostly Males in our towns with just a small number of women. The male majority can focus on advancing your civ while the females can focus on raising the next generation.
Some good points among the salt here. Here's what I'll do, I'm going to dedicate some time to trying to help towns even if they piss me off. I still think killing every boy is a stupid idea. Males can work for a whole life without adding more strain to the population.
I was born and killed several times in a place that only had girls, I decided to make it my next target. After a few attempts I was finally born there as a Girl.
As soon as I grew hair I started stashing stuff stuff behind trees. The Blacksmith noticed her tools missing and the baker noticed her pies going missing, no one suspected me tho.
By the time i was older I had hidden stockpiles of pies and weapons. As I predicted many people started to starve to death, made my job eaiser.
Funnily enough I witnessed a women starve right next a cluster of hidden pies. With thr village weakened and all the weapons in my possession I finally revealed myself and killed the survivors.
Get rekt lol.
Hush Dishehs.
This is pretty sad, and I feel for you, my dreams have been taken away from me too at times. I really hope you can get through that fear and depression of losing your family. You don't have to keep living alone just to shield yourself from your emotions.
Lol, your so funny.
Haha, Were you the idiot town that rung the bell tower. I born to a in a city in decline. I found the location via the bell tower. I got my knife and went to the town via horse.
I arrived at the town, hitched the horse on a fence. I immediately cut down the first women i saw, then an old guy tried to kill me with a bow, He died also. Unfortunately, A young boy managed to best me in knife to knife combat. If it was you, GG for beating me ih combat but i still killed your only women.
Dishehs wrote:I disagree with your opinion that people everyone on the forums is "good at the game".
This is exactly what i meant by elitist snobs. Everyone in the Q club thinks they should have priority over everyone else.
I was killed many times by someone asking me for "the password". She was a lone Eve in a large abandoned city, plenty of supplies yet she killed so many babies.
The last time i was born to her I said Q and she let me live. I was a boy and she became too old to have more kids. Maybe she should have kept some of these kids even if they didn't know your stupid password.
I grew up and killed her, I told her it was to avenge the babies she killed for no reason.
she kept, but they were too stupid to live
its completely upon her, and you are the asshole, if she would have the choice, could limit kids, before even born, they not babies, they are embryos
you can keep 9 kids and none of them survives even there is food,you just expect someone sacrifice her own life for random kids who have no plan have no experience, probably she knows better the map than you do, shittiest thing you can do to kill someone who spent 4 minutes carry a garbage like you
But i know your code don't I?. Dosn't that prove that even "garbage like me" use Q