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im all for running ghags, but i aim higher than fart jokes and the emoji movie.

im not gonna compete with jasopn or pein in terms of fartposting.

Why did no one ever chop down all the maple trees or ruin all the berry bushes before?
actually a few people did that, but most of them only in a 50 tile radius.

i went as far as chopping down all maple trees in a 200 tile radius of a city center once, doable in 4 lifes.
i could tell you this was going to happen, i did tell you this was going to happen, and this happened.

most of the rope will be turned into arrows, and there will still rarely ever be 3 arrows to fend of bears.
this is the closest challenge for now, as the map is small and its easy to memorize where bears are.
then you lure bears into foreigner campps, be curse immune and secure the loot.

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=7404
had some images and comments on this "bad end"

you know how battle royale is a famous game mode now?
well, all ohol gameplay is now in a 700x700 tile area, to have ohol battle royale.
but instead od a smaller radius over time, you just slowly deplete all the food and wood in the whole area.
A small area that usually barely fits 2 cities, that same area is "just fine and enough space" for the population that is usually spread over 100 cities, according to jason.

theres never enough food or milkweed in this way too small area.
it is all mostly used up to make bows and arrows.
straight shafts are made into stakes to prevent others from establishing a base.
all straignt shaft trees are constantly cut down easily.

eves only spawn for the first 2 hours, after that any eve spawns as a baby instead; "eve window".
so, after 3 hours, war swords are completely useless, as there is only one family left on the server.
roads, walls and bell towers are next to never build, sure never completed.
oil is never pumped at all. newcomen pump is the new high tech thing.
property fenches were significantly more useful as walls, due to much higher population density, a single entrance was constantly heavily guarded.

this is a weid way to solve any issues with war swords or oil depletion or property oor any murder in general, but it sure works, to just let everyone starve constantly.

within 2 days, it  went down the shitter over time, as all farms collapsed and no more tools could be made due to no more nearby straight shafts.
people tried to raise only 2 children per fertile, and murdered fertiles who raised more. but that was not enough babies for some reason. so for a few hours, many people had only three babies near "towns", with many exceptions outside of them.
but with more and more farms collapsing, that "3 babies rule" collapsed into a "1 babies rule" and a server population of 70ish:
The last few dozen fertiles could only raise one daughter and maybe one son, that could maybe feed a second daughter, and after that just gave birth to "one corpse per second", a constinuous sound of crying starving babies to be ignored, and many people running out of lifes, wven though we got one life every 3 minutes by then.
This peaked in one player giving birth to 424 babies, and rasing next to none, before jason pulled the plug with TWO hard resets and some quick updates within 4 hours.

the total amound of in-family murders was pretty constant during all those drastic battleRoyale changes, cause people who kill for fun or cloth will just keep doing that.

sadly we all were too busy starving, and not many (non blurry cellphone) screenshopts where made: https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=7406

and so ends the legend of one player having 424 baby corpses for the biggest babay-bone-broth ever:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=5037902

its a random mess and a torture sim.

terms such as "update" and "dumpster fire" are an insult to all the qualities of a dumpster fire.
"hell cell" also insults hell, because even the most delusional religions with a hell in them reserve hell for people thry dislike for something, and not just for random torture.

no absoplurely not.
theres neither oil nor diesel engines anwhere for 2 days in the torture prison.
jason "patched" leaving hell cell by maing everyone infertile outside of it.
as if that would be a deterrent. no, its just not worth trying to leave.

you did not travel far enough to find the border.

escaping the box to a copy of it on a different server does not escape the box.

and servers have been shut down.
this experiment got reset.
in a moment wqhere over 90% of the server population was a constant flood of starving babies, to a few remaining fertiles, in a land oof withering farms.

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