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That’s a good idea. New players should be born into stable cities, not to a mother eating bananas in the wild surrounded by baby corpses. I imagine new players born into the latter are currently thinking: “is this some prank? I don’t understand this at all. Wait, did I just waste twenty dollars on this? There’s so much going on! What the heck do I do? Why is mom swearing and taking out a knife? Why is she chain stabbing all my brothers and sisters? Can I eat this egg? Why am I starving? Why can’t I talk properly? Why can’t I pick stuff up like I did in the tutorial? Help!”
COUGH COUGH... plastics
We call those three the plastics... they’re shiny fake and hard..
How about people of other families have to say “I trade with x” in order to touch the coats / bananas alreAdy made and lying on the ground? And if all of one family dies or is killed their resources dissapear with the last of the line? Makes war for resources pointless.
Also how do you expect the teenagers that play this game to be able to trade and compromise like trained adults? The easiest option will be war.
You’re sending mixed messages Jason. You say we should trade and then you give us war swords.
If you’re going to make trade necessary, please move towns closer to each other + make them more reachable (without having to spend 30 years galloping around on a horse only to find nothing.)
I’m all for this I just am not sure it will pan out the way you want it to.
When you start off trying really hard to help the settlement but there’s a really bad briefer who hides stuff or chops all trees etc, and when you try to alert people w knives of them they just ignore you and idly eat the last of the food. That stuff really gets on my nerves so I leave to avoid further aggravation
“MY NICKNAME IS JASONSUCKSDICKS”
See how this could be abused?
Nobody:
The off-topic yet opinionated sexist:
Go down to a courthouse and watch family, divorce, or protection order courts. We execute innocent people in what country I assume most of you are from. We hand out protection orders like candy. It's rife with abuse. If you believe an innocent man has a chance in any of those courts you are completely wrong. As a result bad women are ruining the reputations of good men for their own gains.
Sir, you have not committed a crime so we won't prosecute you. We can't afford that sort of due process. But, here, you have a summons for the same offense to a courtroom where the prosecutor is your accuser and the judge wants to keep his job. Also, the courtroom doesn't have jurisdiction, the judge thinks due process was at an ex parte hearing, and they will apply the law incorrectly.
Government is taking inches of our freedom forever.
I’m sorry but twisted is very boring. In one of the only vids by him I watched he spent 10 min talkin about how he was going to lay out tiles for some building, and wandering around like an idiot.
If you guys have not yet watched One Hour One Life videos by WBsteve I reccomend checking them out. He’s made maybe forty of them, total? His videos are about the funny, role play side of One Hour One Life, and different community situations you may encounter. He’s the only OHOL youtuber who’s been able to make me laugh. Bonus, you might be featured in one of his videos and not know it. If you’ve heard the term “tree fiddy” in OHOL before you probably are ![]()
Oh, and I star in not 1 but 2 of his videos *hairflip* I’ll let you guess which ones ![]()
Yeah, leaves are infinite, making this idea a hard fail.
Alternative idea: we all devolve into crude giraffe people who stand around eating leaves.
What if mushrooms in soil pits grew a lot faster but there was only a 1 in 4 chance to get a psilocybe mushroom? Other types of mushroom could include:
Chaga mushroom: a medicinal mushroom. Maybe if you’re wounded, being fed a chaga mushroom keeps you alive for a solid five minutes (providing you are fed in those five minutes). Or, chaga mushrooms cure yellow fever?
Toadstool: A toadstool attracts wild frogs, which can be used to make frog skin gloves.
Cooking mushroom: can be fried or put into pies.
Not really sure what mushrooms could do yet. You could take out the chaga and toadstool altogether and just keep the cooking mushroom, but since cheese and flapjacks are on the horizon I figured we could definitely use mushrooms. I mean, mushroom pancakes are great!
Trying to silence online community, is dead effort. I see 100x more value in just keeping everything open.
Triggers get triggered. That SJW is never going to come to forums and discuss about symbolism and iconography. Ze just gonna log straight into some social network with dem hashtags #hatecrime #banhatespeech. Or even worse spam post suggestion about sexchange surgery content.
If someone gets offended by a symbol (or anything at all)i really think you dont even need that kinda persons around you.
People who are actually open minded and not condemn every freaking thing straight at a glimpse are usually the ones that make the world turn around. Invent new things, try different style of aproach and actually create something new (or tons of hitler dickbutts).
What has any SJW brought in to this world? Silenced opressed majority that is boiling inside provoking the next race war?
Dealing with tough issues by making fun of it is best way to deal with it.
No, it’s really not. That’s like saying spamming the N word on deeeep.io is the best way to combat the US’s history of slavery and racism. Saying that it “deals with it” is just taking the easy way out. For some people the holocaust is really important/part of their history, though maybe it’s not part of yours, and seeing that might be painful for them, because it’s making a joke out of struggle.
I’m all for making giant dick sculptures and pieces of paper that say “u want sum fuk” but this is just gross.
Getting offended by a geometrical pattern is non immersive and pathetic cry for attention.
Its just assembly of few tiles in 5x5 grid. There literally so many options to arrange them in a pattern that is not absolutely random jibberish.
Its one of the worlds most oldest symbols for a reason. Its shape is just playing around with 3x3 grid with rotation and multiplying.
Please dont bring your safe space to my territory. All this does is discourages roleplay and immersivenes in iconography.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You’re entirely missing the point. It’s not so much the tiles, it’s the terrible mass murder that the tiles represent. This is actual horrible history. What if the descendant of a holocaust survivor were to see that? Do you have any idea how painful it would be to them to see their horrible history being mocked?
Also REEEE isn’t an argument. Grow a brain.
karltown_veteran wrote:Then why not just say “not asking for opinions, just need technical help”?
It's not really needed to point out such things. Why do you care? At least people are more willingly to give their opinions. Maybe it's useless for Jason but for community it can matter a little. And opinions can sometimes be valuable too.
You should be happy that Jason actually tells us about things.
I’m a little confused as to why you’re attacking me. Did you not read my post? I’m all for posting opinions. I’m glad that Jason tells us things but disappointed he doesn’t want our opinions, however it’s completely justified that he doesn’t need our opinions on certain occasions, however he should just tell us so. I think it’s neccessary to point out such things, because Jason posts about something that we may have mixed feeling about and then gets frustrated when we share our feelings.
I’m a bit confused about your question “why do you care?” I don’t particularly care, I’m just offering my advice because Jason is clearly frustrated. The real question is why are you arguing with me when I agree with you?
See to me that looks like a concentration camp
You cant be serious. Mocking a mass murder, making jokes about it? Really?
When the Nazis took Jewish people to aushwitz they told the Jewish people (mostly women and children) they were going to take showers. They dug a deep pit to put them all in and fixed jets rigged to spray out poisonous gas. When they arrived and realized they were going to be showered with gas they started screaming and wailing, the ones who tried to escape were shot and the rest were melted alive by gas showers. Women and children. They didn’t even bother to bury their melted flesh. They just burned it. And this went on on a massive scale.
THIS is what you choose to poke fun at?
I said it was a wacky idea.
I'm not trying to gauge what the playerbase "wants" with posts like this. I'm also not looking for you to express an opinion.
I'm trying to run difficult design problems by a group of very smart people.
For example, in the other food thread (https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=8312), holes in the initial idea were discovered immediately. This isn't a matter of taste or preference or opinion. Holes are holes.
If you think that I'm messing around or doing a bad job, you underestimate how difficult these problems are to solve in the context of a persistent world multiplayer game.
Then why not just say “not asking for opinions, just need technical help”? It could save you a lot of effort. Because that wasn’t specified we answered with our opinions. I mean, the forum was created so people could share suggestions, opinions and stories. Not so you could converse with other “very smart people”.
Also, this isn’t a personal attack. We (I) understand how hard you work and appreciate that. Just think it’s a dumb idea. Nothing more, nothing less.
When the west town (and eventually the east town) were fighting, I made a garden close by and a map to it. Making little food gardens around the map are a perfect way to escape war and still be productive.
It’s Ulah First. Honey, I still have no idea what you meant by roaming. My guess is that you were one of the guys on horseback trying to kill the arc. It was hard to leave my town but I’m no match for three or so guys on horseback with a bow. I started vigorously popping babies at 14, but at 15 by some Jasus miracle I stumbled upon a carrot patch, started a town and carried my family for about 40 more generations, possibly still going. I can’t tell.
Bye Grandbaby. I came back as a baby and danced on your grave, FYI
I'm glad you trust in him. A lot of people definitely don't.
A short poem for you
Jason thought it was funny to dry up our well
And now his reviews are going to hell
Our berries are starving, for what I can't tell
If your players are angry, your game you won't sell
Ah yes. I was just thinking it had been a while since we had one of these "sad griefer" threads.
Yeah... toxic and datruf! had been gone a while so I figured maybe it was safe to come back, but looky here. It seems we have an endless supply. Anyone remember LittleMissMessssy? She was a nightmare :0
for real though, OHOL does muck with your feelings. I genuinely cried over one life, because I was so excited and hopeful to play. I found gold nearby and I wanted to give a crown to my baby girl because I loved her. This little boy stole my crown and then when I chased him I was stabbed. He laughed the whole time. Made me so upset.
all hail the kraut lord. Purple is considered a royal color so it's fitting that you would work with purple cabbage ![]()
If this is implemented its gonna make it so much harder to gossip about people behind their backs