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i want to make this silly counter point, of a wide family, where i rushed back to 2 jungles that i knew to be full of bananas.
i raised many children there, like a dozen of mine made it to age 4.
this is one messed up wide family branch, and as i post this, many of them are still alife and not shown as dead:
Definitely cute.
christmas is when you have a huge family, like, i just managed to raise a dozen of babies by finding 2 jungles full of bananas.
sure, most of dem suckers starve before age 14, but at least they had a chance.
Cursed/donkeytowned people spawn inside the baby murder starvation prison, and have to live for 10 hours to reduce the cursed state even a bit, and its easily 20 to 5*60 minutes of being in this silly state. but likely much longer because guess what, silent babies starve much easier, and cursed talking people attract retarded white knights.
Any chat text exposes them as donkey towners, which sure attracts more curses and murders by white knight retards.
"People wont feed you if you dont say f. In the massive horde of kids. Some people check if they got a DK, most have a baby limit. And I can live 1/3~1/2 of the time"
also, theres a permament curse score, that never diminishes, and that determines how long you have black text. this unproportionally makes people who just play a lot (like ziv and me) longer term donkey towners, as its easy tor anyone to get a naive town of idiots to mass curtse someone for doing nothing.
that alone made me previously (beforte any torture prison nonsense) ; "name a baby" "curse a baby" "let a baby starve", because this system is retarded and begging for such abuse.
Spawning inside the prison starving torture square instead of donkey town is beyond retarded game mechanics that is 100% torture porn.
this is a reason for everyone to stop playing imidiately, and also, instead of starving your babies, just also name and curse them, for the shit of it.
Its not that this game is diing by the hour, it devolved into pure torture porn and therefore has to be stopped from existing.
As every lousy patch for the last 30 minutes hadf a significant negative main effect. (even the [more male models] mostly meant less female blacks and less female gingers gingers, a significant tribal disadcvantage, because the game is coded in a dumb way).
Else this easily turns into something much worse than gamergate very easily, without anyone even having to try hard.
there, you just tipped me, i called for a TOTAL BOYCOTT of this torture game, just not bears and more bears, but "noone should be playing this, for the love of anyone who likes good and smart gamedesign, which this game sure ceased to be.
mass starving baby torture porn.
jason implemented a pathethic reset function; "igf nboone reaches age 15 at any moment, it resets everything"
we kept telling jason, that this condition is unlikely ever to be true.
so you have this shit in a loop for 6 hours by now, so there you have the igonrant genius that is jason.
"Are you new? just isn't cutting it."
i live to see the day to have someone agree with em on this.
"do you like torture porn" <- is a prereqquirement to play the game right now. 29 girls, 9 fertile females. and 10 minutes later it dropped to 9+9.
babiy mass starvations for the last 5 hours.
the game is not challenging now, its just completely broken random nonsense.
donkey town is a paradise now.
this should tell you how much broken nonsense there is in the core ghameplay.
i predicted and warned that its VERY easy to cut all trees of any one type in a 200 tile radius within 4 lifes on your own.
this seems to have spread over most of jasons prison camp by now.
ignorance is a suicide.
use bowls to bring berries to where ever you hoard the iron and tools.
stop playing the game till jason realizes beyond a doubt how much he fucked up his estimates and game mechanics.
Morti, not your fault, but completely the fault of griefer god jason.
donkey town is a paradise now.
no children to juggle (you can give birth to other donkey towners, but birth rate is very low)
plenty of resources for anything.
you can easily walk a 5k distance without hunger.
yeah, decent start.
keep area clear of obstavles.
its easy top kill 10 bears within 30 minutes.
it takes less than 30 minutes to realize that the gameplay has completely gone to shit due to resorce scarcity in a prison murder simulation.
and this was being foretold by dozens of players before the update and ignored.
jason proidly claimed "500x500 is way enough for a populationm of 200.
this quickly went to 100x100, then back to 800x800.
and it doesnt take a genius to KNOW that 4000x4000 is still too small.
any beliefs that jason holds are reasonably asserted to be nonsense.
This game used to be something, now its a lot like the game [hard time] by MDickie, a wrestling game, forced into the context of a prison-life simulator.
now jason keeps joking about his own ignorance on discord, while at least admitting that the rift thing was "possibly" a complete failure to be undone on request.
no, jason, theres no request needed here.
your experiment has proven beyond a doubt that ALL your game mechanics are not self sustainable.
can you curse yourself?
can anyone try cursing self and post screenshot?
the hell, just play quads 8x and curse each other.
"jason is grief" is my running gag ingame for a month now.
it always gets me a lol, or a "curse jason", where ever a base is build in a bad spot.
now every base is in a bad spot (except for donkey town"
yeah, donkey town always was a paradise, because you did not get punished or distracted by the incompetence of your offspring!
long term, donkey town is also inevitable, cause your cumulative total curses set how long you stay there, and "counter cursing" aswell as griefers convincing a town of noobs to curse innocents is a common thing,
now donkey town is even better, because non-donkey-town is a tiny prison block of mass starvation and mass murder, and donkey town is the land of the free.
this affirms my thesis of "jason has problems counting to 5", in terms of that being a requirement for VERY basic balancing of game mechanics. (5 tier upgrade systems and such)
jason is now REWARDING malicious players and punishing non malicious players. its not oposite town, this is fine, for jason.
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I gave birth to a newbie player in donkey town once.
its rare but it happens.
and it is incredibly adorable, because donkey town is rare, so "everyone is a newbie in terms of being in donkey town" (as its usually an eve spawn)
"everyone just vanished over night?" ,"you just upgraded to pro, all the others are way behind", "black text just means you are pro!" was our main conversation topics.
one of the best games i ever had, cause it was calm and chatty and extremely naive.
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yes, donkey town has no bounds and you can have normal lifes bases and families there, but usually birth rates there are just way too low.
the eve spawns are much further apart from another.
no, fortnite is made by an experienced team of skilled game designers.
fortnite gdc talk has them describe their rapid itteration process.
good luck aiming for the stars jason.
im not totally against the fenche constrain, but the overall gameplay just got more randoim and a lot dumber.
concorde jet is great example. its a sunk cost fallacy prime example, that literally went up in flames.
filling too many plates witrh turkeys, sure its a population boom, but that attracts raiderrs, and that kills the city,as their steel production lacks plates.
flooding a family with knifes or arrows. not a thin anbymore in barrle royale mode, but with great power comes great irresponsibility and a lot more murder.
killing someone much younger, and overwriting anything he says with "its okay he wanted to die"
nah, while it is fresh, more dense and exciting/messy, overall its more broken and mostly a lot more lame gameplay in terms of strategy/coop.
the tiny play field is easily learnable in and out, and then it is VERY dull.
its not more aatisfying, its merely more random shit perminute.
- the rift boundary shrinks over time.
- files and round stones have limited uses.
- anything made of wood needs constant filing or will decay within 20 years.
- anything out of metal rusts away within 100 years.
- horses starve when not constantly feed by carrots.
- horse saddles on horses decay like clothes.
- you can ignite trees and any burning tree fire will jump 5 tiles far to anything made of wood and turn it to charcoal pens. any animal can carry fire much durther, as burning animals will run to the nearest build well.
- you need a stone hoe to make a knife.
- you need a knife to make a stone hoe.
- you get +10 memerscore for every murder.
i get the impression, that all of those sound just fiine to hason hoer, just like i believe he has troubles counting to five sometimes.
it is far from unplayable.
it is more intense and messy, overall a lot more interesting.
a lot of it has fundamentally changed just by higher density. this obsoletes many strategies/tactics.
it is a lot easier to "grief" and steal and mass murder.
as in, war swords are no longer needed to kill 5 foreigners, a knife suffices.
the "lure bears to foreigners" thing is going to be much more common.
if you are still naive dumb enough to bother about a broken core promise of "build a civilization from scratch" its time to curb your iognorance, as its ben done continupusly for the last 3 months.
its a battle royalle game with null defensive strategy.
you just rait till total server population goes down to a max of 20 players, like its on "you are hope" mobile port most of the time.
with total server population of 6 at some hours, its almost possible that no baby reaches age 16, especially when ALL bananas are plucked.
How dare you to question Jason, the almitgthy good of grief with all the great developer experience that sure knows whats best in terms of balancing, unlike all us dumb pelbs.
I get great joy out of how jason admits being wrong during the most recent 30 hours in assertions like "500x500 is big enough", by first being unreasonabnly sure about something, and then undoing it.
Always cute to see someone succumbing to common sense.
[Saddie Sad]
"curse jason hoer"
i think i just made it to gene score <20 by just not playing for most of the last 2 days.
and then everyone just rushed bows and truned all straight shafts into stakes, to make the manhunt easier.