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#326 Re: Main Forum » of crypt, catacombs and old graves » 2018-06-16 04:00:05

i like the idea of being able to inscribe last words. like if u were there to witness someone's death u can etch on their name and last words instead of just "mother" or "brother". would need a lot of space tho. maybe important ppl should be able to get tombs with massive plaques that hold their last words. itd be great if it was just "oh fuck"

also the idea of family graves are really cool. ik in lots of cultures there are family crypts. in my culture we have a burial mounds where family members are buried. it makes a lot of sense to be able to pile bodies together into one family grave since single plot graves are a relatively new invention.

also cremation would be cool. so like

body + furnace + adobe = ashes (in like a few minutes. maybe like 3)

ashes in furnace + bowl = bowl of ashes

which then u could put into a jar which could be a bowl which u seal with clay

or u could let it go to the wind by dumping out the bowl

we could have a whole funeral industry

edit: also mummification would be cool! maybe if u die in the wastes instead of becoming bones u mummify (n u can only start decomposing if someone pours water on u) and u can be put in a cart for transportation. if an eve dies out in the desert we could bring her mummified body back and worship it as a saint!! all the possibilities...

#327 Re: Main Forum » Fashion statements » 2018-06-16 03:46:28

the hobo- wears worn out clothes anyways cos it covers that junk! can only put 2 things in the worn out bag but goddamn its worth it

#328 Main Forum » axe down a door » 2018-06-16 03:43:53

startafight
Replies: 2

too many griefers kill good players this way. and spawning in an abandoned village with food behind locked doors sucks. let us axe down doors! make it require enough swings for griefers to be caught, but for good people to get their friends or food out!

#329 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-06-15 00:30:18

i wonder how many shady drug dealers we have running around. i hope i run into one some day!

#330 Re: Main Forum » Dear Sarah the master mind murderer. » 2018-06-14 23:26:10

Tea wrote:

This is actually pretty funny ^^

I know I know, murdering people is not nice, but when you are like Sarah who makes a little game out of it and manipulates people to do the dirty work, then it is quite funny.

i agree this is like some mafia level shit

#331 Re: Main Forum » Little things that need fixing. » 2018-06-14 18:09:10

Anshin wrote:
startafight wrote:

make broken hand carts disappear faster

It would be nice to be able to repair broken things. (Horse glue?)

oh yes. and to eat horse meat

#332 Re: Main Forum » Little things that need fixing. » 2018-06-14 04:48:47

have full ponds spawn another goose eventually

increase stone hoe durability just a lil bit

let us tie horses to trees

make graying hair more visible on certain character models (like the braid girl)

let us take salt n other shit out of bowls so griefers cant fill every bowl with salt

make broken hand carts disappear faster

#333 Re: Main Forum » To my relatives in the sheep pen » 2018-06-12 00:24:21

renzikins wrote:
ZneoC wrote:

if you provide your link to your lineage, someone may be able to respond to you!

do you know your last name?

ah!  No, I'm nameless and my mom's still living as I post this.

you can type in ur email n find ur life

#334 Re: Main Forum » alexander, a strong name » 2018-06-11 06:11:08

i wrote this one out just to say thanks everyone for being super cool in the recent games! ive had really great lives even through famines thanks to my amazing families.

also we should really have a forum specifically for ppl to write down their past lives. itd make organizing everything so much easier

#335 Main Forum » alexander, a strong name » 2018-06-11 06:07:18

startafight
Replies: 2

i really did intend to suicide when i saw i was born a boy (yet again). but my mother picked me up and exclaimed, "my only child! you are alexander. it is a strong name" and i knew that i could not leave her yet.

she took me to the rabbit fields, promising a good life. i grew in the wild, hunting for rabbits while mother searched for milkweed to make clothes for me.

by the time she gathered enough i was a grown man, sporting a full mustache. she made me a set of clothes and a bag, i was only missing a single shoe. she looked upon her handiwork with pride and i put on the clothes gratefully. i thanked her, saying, "my dick is finally covered"

mother's back was hunched, but her eyes were still filled with so much life. "i will set you up with a good life." she had promised. and she did. i loved every second of my time in the wilderness, reveling in the freedom the rabbits afforded me.

"let us return home" she called. and i followed.

we trekked past and endless plane of desert, finally reaching the green grass. and she collapsed.

"mother!" i cried. there was nothing that could help her. she passed only a few miles from home.

i wandered back in the direction of the camp i was born in. many years had passed since we left and my memory was hazy. the years spent searching for home blurred into one continuous nightmare. then it entered my vision, the bones of my cousin. i dashed around wildly, there had to be a camp nearby. then a boy! he was holding a basket. i followed him south and found home!

"my mother is dead" i announced as i entered the village. but nobody even blinked. they had forgotten her, and i was a stranger.

i spent the next few years bringing back my mother's clothes and basket. then finally her bones. i buried her next to the rest of the family.

blending in was easy. grab a basket, put dirt on berries, water them. a woman was trying to build a berry farm near the ponds so i helped her by bringing back some more berries. i could almost cope with my mother's loss. but the years caught up with me. my hair grayed and my hunger dropped. i saw a small girl, Bridger, and called out to her

"bridg, when you are older will you give me your first son? i wish to teach him of the rabbits, the way my mother did with me"

she agreed and went back to work. with the future assured i returned to the farm. time passed peacefully. the next thing i knew, i was down 6 hunger.

i looked for bridger once more. "bridg, im afraid i will not live to see your son. tell him to go east for the rabbits." and she promised she would

so i resumed wandering about town, looking for a good heir to leave my clothes to. they were special to me, the last things made by my mother. i wanted to pass them to someone wise. i called to my cousins but they did not stop. nobody had time for a senile, dying stranger.

resigned to my fate of dying alone i headed on to the graveyard, but then i saw her! bridger, holding a newborn baby boy!

the joy i felt can not be contained in a few simple words!

she lifted him to me, exclaiming, "i have a son. i named him after you, alex"

"thank you! my mother named me alexander. she said its a strong name."

one of my cousins, ariel (?) lifted the boy excitedly as i waited to hand him my clothes. and i told him of the rabbits to the east, of my mother who taught me the way. and entrusted the future of our town to him. he was still so young, yet he listened attentively, and i knew he would be special

holding back tears, i thanked bridger for bringing me her son and allowing me to pass on my mother's wisdom before going to die by her grave. i hope she would be proud

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=303742
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=303742

(also im so glad alex got to grow old. i hope his life was filled with joy)

#336 Re: Main Forum » a foolish old man's last request » 2018-06-11 04:34:41

WomanWizard wrote:

Aw, this is so sweet! I was Spruha!

I was getting really old and had the knife for the sheep pen which I wanted to pass on to someone trustworthy. So I swapped bags with my son and found he had no food in his. Instead of running wildly around town to look for food I decided to say my goodbyes right there. I wasn't going to last much longer anyway.

Sorry I didn't get to say goodbye to you, husband. I'm glad you and my son found each other.

wife! im sorry i didnt get to see you in your final moments. but it was thanks to you that your son and i got to meet. i couldn't have asked for a better family

#337 Re: Main Forum » To my mother Sapruha (Sorry) and to my father Bob from Kerlyht » 2018-06-10 05:06:34

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=2058

son! im glad that you lived a long life and managed to find a child to inherit the clan. thank you for remembering us with kindness. perhaps in our next lives we can find a way to honor your mother, together.

#338 Re: Main Forum » The enclosed bakery/shop/nursery social/civ experiment! » 2018-06-10 04:56:24

ZneoC wrote:

I only have a 10 minute break, and I really want to address you ideas in a thorough response, but no time right now.

But after a quick read I understand the problemI absolutely agree with cooperation concerns.


Where is the best place so who are dedicated to testing ideas located? The forums.
When I play together with you, I would want to play with a team of equally invested people working on a goal. And I think that we can do this.

Briefers cannot just kill for food. I think horizontal crates allow for trade of objects w/ no little contact.

No weapons in interior means no internal killing.

Sorry gtg! Will respond later tonight.

if u manage to get enough ppl from the discord to join a private server itd be cool to try out. maybe check out the 2hol discord n ask about for ppl who r interested in participating in order to reduce the possibility of griefers n noobs

#339 Main Forum » a foolish old man's last request » 2018-06-10 04:53:47

startafight
Replies: 10

i married later than my peers. my mother was an eve, born into a bustling town. she died quickly, too poor to keep my many siblings fed. i was lucky to be the first, i managed to find a job and fit in as soon as my little hands let me.

before meeting Her i spent my youth caring for the crops, surviving multiple famines that resulted from sudden baby booms. many towns folks died as a result. the numerous butts that had run around only minutes before were wiped to only three in an instant. but we recovered. as the town slowly rebuilt, She caught my eye.

she was a beautiful woman, often seen by the forge. every day on my route to dirt id pass her by. her sweet braid and her determined nature made my heart race. with the recent mass deaths in mind i raced after her, calling, "spruha!"

"what?" she asked.

"will you marry me?"

she didnt even hesitate to say yes. ever since my mother and siblings passed i had not known such joy... finally, a wife who i could cherish.

she warned me, "i am too old to have kids" but it did not matter! i loved her graceful aging smile and her calloused, worked hands. she brought me a wedding pie to celebrate our marriage. it tasted like love.

i returned to my work and so did she but i never forgot to pass by the forge to glimpse my beautiful wife. the next few years were bliss.

but time passed on too fast, she was aging quickly. but i was foolish, i was young! i thought she had more time.

the next thing i knew, i could not find my beautiful wife... oh i searched. i searched the fields and the forge and ran about the whole town, asking for my wife's whereabouts.

finally i found her. in a grave.

"why didnt you call for me?" i wailed.

i grieved until there was nothing to cry. then i remembered, a wolf off to the west. i could not do anything for my wife in life but i would at least give her something in death!

my time was approaching rapidly, i asked around for anyone with the key to the war chest.

"please, i want to shoot a wolf for my wife" i begged. the two young men who had given me, a dying old man, a moment of their time shook their heads. "no idea where it is" they said.

i lamented, "i am a foolish old man. i cant even give anything for my wife. i deserve nothing"

the men consoled me, "no we will help look." one even offered to make me a bow

but i refused their kind words, "i am dying. i will not last long. i wasn't there for my wife's death and now i cannot do anything for her"

the youngest of the two looked on me with pity and i knew his heart was kind so i asked him, "young man will you shoot a wolf for my wife?"

he nodded. "of course. show me her grave."

i led him to the grave that i had reburied her in and his eyes widened, "that is my mother's grave.... father?"

a step son! never in my years had i been able to meet one of my wife's children and yet here he was. i embraced him, exclaiming, "son!"

a reunification years overdue. he promised to bury us close before i asked him to do the unthinkable.

"please kill me, link our family trees forever."

he hesitated before agreeing. "i love you father" he said as he unsheathed his knife.

"i love you too, son."

but the boy he was so nervous, he kept missing. and i was slowly starving. three bars! he missed! two bars! he missed! one bar!

"QUICK!"

and it struck true.

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http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=294018

#340 Re: Main Forum » The enclosed bakery/shop/nursery social/civ experiment! » 2018-06-10 02:52:45

ive seen a lot of bakeries in my time and the problem with ur describing is this: whats to stop people from just taking things?

thats already how people play this game and its real hard to teach ppl new things (we see this with each new update). its more likely that ppl will be like "oh sweet, a pie" and grab it. then what will the baker do? kill that person for not giving something in exchange?

this tradition wouldve had to be in place for a while to actually catch on, so when would it be implemented? 3rd gen? 6th gen? what happens when the population dies down because of the 3 hour family tree ban?

basically what im saying is that there is no system enforcing rules and that teaching rules takes foreveeeeeeer. even if a mother is designated as the baby teacher there are so many afk babies!

we would need *actual* currency and *actual* guards that dont go rouge and turn into murderers

and say someone actually gets the system going, whats the next generation going to gain from continuing this system? it doesnt provide any essential service and requires consolidation of power to a single institution (of baking)

keeping ppl fed is already a huge task without having to ration out food individually. and this kind of system would take a MASSIVE population to sustain

[to do some quick math:

you generally have 2-3 people working as smiths. to get knives and locks and keys to ensure this system is held up you would need them to cooperate

then you would have 2~ bakers. but in the current game ppl who r generally hanging around the oven just help out for pie baking sessions

then u would have lets say 3-4 farmers constantly watering and harvesting a patch. then with all the possibilities of crops lets say there are 3 fields (thats about the amount ive come across so far)

then u would need 1 person managing wheat supplies

and 3-5 people working as guards for each of the fields and bakeries and just general guarding

then u would need around 2 mothers for teaching and sustaining babies

and then ud have to have around 3-4 people doing building and bringing supplies around to make sure that everyones got what they need

so this would mean this system would require 16-21 people coordinating together]

(this is without rabbit trappers and far-distance gatherers) and tbh so far i think the most players ive ever had actually work with me was 5

this would only be able to work with absolutely no griefers and population drop offs.

i think itd be a cool concept in theory but rn the towns are too small and disorganized for this kind of system to be implemented and kept. there needs to be consolidation of power before rules are set in place. thats why people hoard weapons and lock chests

ik this sounds like im completely shooting down ur idea but i think it really is something interesting! it just requires a lot of work that ppl dont generally put into the game. maybe if the boots family was still around we couldve tested this...

#341 Re: Main Forum » The Cray Family » 2018-06-09 21:45:38

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=289849 i believe i was the last of the family. i died a bit after josyah (hi aunt! thanks for teaching me the sheep trick). and yeah we just didnt have any more babies hmm there was a LOT of food and tools around. i tried making a path to connect the two camps so future finders can find both camps

#342 Re: Main Forum » Tweaking the Respawn mechanic » 2018-06-09 21:03:43

if its even shortened to a two hour ban itll keep griefers at bay while giving the civ a chance to reproduce

#343 Re: Main Forum » Biggest OHOL fantasy » 2018-06-09 06:44:55

i tried starting wars pre nerfs. was born a princess n we found a village of distant relatives nearby... couldnt get enough weapons fast enough hmm/

#344 Re: Main Forum » thanks evans family » 2018-06-05 00:08:41

Lomice wrote:

Daughter! big_smile
I am so happy to find you well.
It was such a great life! I killed many rabbits to help clothe our family.

PS. I noticed how you carried the family tradition of the names starting with "J" lol wink

jeah! i started running out of j names at juma so i just keysmashed loll

looks like the line got killed by wild animals later on though.. at least it was a good hour!

#345 Main Forum » thanks evans family » 2018-06-04 06:07:32

startafight
Replies: 2

wow im starting a lot of threads today, but i really wanted to thank my family for a really great game! its been a long time since i felt real unity with my whole family and it reminded me of why i fell in love with this game

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=245402

i was jane evans. i starved before i could tell my kids goodbye so im going to do it here:

jamie you were my eldest. my most sweetest boy. you helped out your uncle at the forge and made many great things for our small town! i was very proud of you and i was glad that i didnt starve you

jade you were a very smart child. and you grew our small berry farm into something to be proud of. you were so sweet, always telling me "hi" whenever you passed by. i love you very much jade!

jumanah you were a new player. your first day. normally i would've told you its better to spawn to a bigger town, but our population was small and food was plenty. so i kept you. and im glad i did. it took a while for me to explain how to water plants but once you understood you were very diligent! you never let a bush wither and i was very proud of you! i saw you managed to live to 60 and i hope this game really helped you out. i hope you have future games like this one! good luck jumanah!

jeremy my boy, you were my last. at this point jade and juma were giving birth and i considered just letting you die. but you had such beautiful little eyes and i couldnt bear to let you starve. i didnt live long enough to see what you had become, but i saw you did your best to help the family. you always had a basket in your hands. i hope your life was special, jeremy!

and thanks mom for raising me so well, and thanks grandma for growing our beautiful farm. wish you guys could've seen it. and thanks uncle john for making us tools! they were very useful

#346 Re: Main Forum » How about adding these features? » 2018-06-04 05:50:55

im glad you are having a good time!
for now i often write things for my family if i didnt get to tell them in the forums. there are many threads that are for people to tell their stories! you could link your family tree in it and hope they find it

https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=710 this one seems to be the longest thread for people to leave their parting messages. but it'd be cool if we were able to write down additional wills after a life! but thats also what people tend to use last words for

#347 Re: Main Forum » last of braves » 2018-06-04 04:40:44

Trick wrote:

I was your Grandmother, Violet.  I am sorry to hear my daughter Joy turned out to be such a bad mother.  I had named her after my own mother, who was such an awesome mom.  I was hoping it would have good karma.

hi grandma! i didnt really mind. my aunt took good care of me and i had a good childhood smile

#348 Main Forum » last of braves » 2018-06-04 03:38:30

startafight
Replies: 2

as the last of the braves clan i feel that it is my duty to record our last moments

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=244585

i was nameless, born to my mother joy, who promptly abandoned me. one of my many cousins raised me till i was big enough to walk. i spent my time watering languishing berry bushes while i grew up. when i was older, one of my cousins (mark perhaps?) showed me to the rabbits and i promised to teach the future generation about the rabbit camp.

i went home and it came time for uncle morgan to die. right after him, the keys to our weapons safe and the knife was passed along to amethyst asked jim to kill her and passed on her knife to him. from his first kill he became twisted and strange. he stabbed my first boy, bb, saying no boys allowed. his reign of terror reached my cousin, rita, who was stoic throughout it all. he slaughtered two of her boys, but allowed her to keep the girls. none of this was justified as the camp was lush with berries, thanks to my efforts in my youth.

i was aging rapidly, but i had a single daughter, ahil. the moment she grew hair, my own turned gray.

jim asked me, "are you old?"

knowing he would slay me the moment i said 'yes', i lied, saying "no, i think I'm 30 something."

i carried my daughter off, saying something about teaching her where the rabbits were. i saw jim call from the distance "i see gray in your hair". i ran faster.

i told my daughter to be careful and she agreed that jim was mad. he had killed bb right in front of ahil's eyes and she knew there was evil within jim.

she told me, "when he dies, we should take the knife. keep it safe" i agreed with my clever daughter

i decided to show her the way to the rabbit camp to make sure she had little contact with jim as possible. ahil toddled alongside me, reaching the camp safely. i thought this was it! i had protected my daughter. i showed her the berry bushes around the hunting camp, the way my cousin did. i told her to show it to her sons, as i promised my cousin that i would. she said she understood.

i told ahil to start heading home now, that i would hunt a little longer. and off she went.

a little time passed and i realized i was withering fast. i wanted to reach camp, hoping that maybe rita had slain him while i was gone, or that my daughter ahil would have had her first child. but i felt a little nagging thought in my mind 'what if ahil couldn't make it home?' i set up a marker when i was young, and i was sure it had transferred to her... but i anxiously looked around for her little body, just in case.

i reached the fires of the camp, finding a murdered body of one of my fourth cousins. jim greeted me happily, and i said to him, "i see youre still doing this"

as we made small talk he crept closer, his face frozen in a grin. he asked about my daughter, i told him she was still out hunting. he knew he was going to try to stab me and i knew it too. i walked away as quickly as possible, grabbing a fresh pie on the way out.

as i walked away from camp i saw her, rita. she had grown big and had become a full woman. she was holding a newborn babe in her arms. i tried keeping her away from camp, giving her the pie. "he's just killed someone," i warned.

but rita... she was convinced by jim to return. her next boy was also slaughtered by jim. she sat there, helplessly, as i looked on. i was so old by this time... and so was jim. in the time it would take to make a bow and arrow he and i would have died of old age. so i just looked on. then jim gave rita the knife.

he laughed, "this is your chance. you could kill me."

the knife shook in rita's hands... two of her children had died to this madman. she dropped the knife and he yelled, "you can kill me! come on! do it!"

and she did. she stabbed him and he chuckled, "good girl!"

he died, and soon after him rita followed. perhaps it was the guilt that racked her, preventing her from eating. perhaps it was the death of her only daughter, canan.

i buried them all. every last one. and i wondered... if my own daughter was still out there, living on.

RITA: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=244585
JIM: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=244585
UNCLE MORGAN: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=244585

(and then i came onto the family tree and saw my daughter died shortly after... she had almost a full pie in her bag too hmm )

#349 Main Forum » jason giveth and jason taketh away » 2018-06-03 20:06:25

startafight
Replies: 5

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=240419

spent whole life looking for iron. traveled 4 different rocky biomes looking for iron while carrying my babies in my arms.

went far from home. straight north. finally found ONE iron in middle of rocky biome. wolf killed me 0.2 seconds after.

sorry iroh. mom tried. good luck horse i hope u find iron (without dying).

(but for real was anyone else having trouble finding iron?? was it just the area we were set up in?? there were no other civs nearby n we were a new camp without any iron tools...)

#350 Re: Main Forum » Confessions of a carrot plebe » 2018-06-03 18:48:54

farms are often the easiest way to contribute. milkweed farms always need to be created/expanded on. and berry farms are always useful. rn in the meta u would be most helpful if u knew how to be a shepard

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