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Hi mutton <3 yeah he was so creepy and he literally tried to murder me twice ![]()
I know. But people didnt and the bera managed to kill three people... sosad ![]()
I was born from LUM, a forum user. She was a good mom.
I spawned in a medium sized village where i spent my childhood making stew, when all of a sudden, i see a pretty face helping me cooking this delicious meal.
Her name was Lily. She was my niece, even tho her age was similar to mine.
We cooked stew for a while, without really talking to eachothers, but i felt like she was looking at me.... and i am pretty sure she felt the same...
Until i think she expressed her love for me... right when a gient bear came to attack our village!
I had a pretty good understanding of their intelligence, so i hid inside the stew barrels. I told everyone to stay away from me as the bear was trying to attack me. People asked me how i was not dying, then i told them that as long as you are hiding behind a big object, you were fine. Then i say lily, worrying about me. I looked at her, smiling, that i loved her with all my heart. She had a tear riding down her cheek, saying she loved me alot too.
I told everyone to find a bow and three arrows while i kept the bear's attention, which everyone did. Everything was going according to plan until somebody moved one of the stew pots, making the bear furious and attacking someone else. It killed two or three people before i had the chance to make the bear attack me. That was when i saw an uncompleted sheep pen, and i had an idea. I drove the bear inside, quickly rushed to get a shovel and trapped the bear inside. Everyone were cheering as i had saved the village.
We celebrated, but my eyes were only focused on lily, who were comming closer to me.
She was so proud of me, she said i was a hero. We cuddled for a bit, and she gave me a little daughter. We loved her and named her Bear. We sadly discovered that bear later died from starvation next to a berry bush. Then, we went behind a tree together roleplaying some..... 18+ stuff... and lily gave me a strong son. We loved him very much, and we taught him how to be very strong. As soon as he was able to carry a weapon, he went of killing a seal, which i turned it into a coat for him. Then he went hunting some wolves, and we never seen him again. The villagers came with a bow and four arrows, and we openned the pen so i could finish off the bear. The bear escaped and killed a wandering man. I shot down the bear and made it into a pretty floor carpet. Lily and I spent our last moments eating stew, juggling with some items and talking together. We later went outside the village to die together hands in hands. I was the first one to die.
I love you lily. This life was one of my best hands down.
Dont tell me you are one of these people who doesn't like making stew?!?!
Be born next to stew to make more stew or make it so more stew becomes available so your child can be able to eat stew.
Flint chip + sapling = baby sapling. You can plant it to grow a sapling. It is in the game already
I never understood why player hates being part of a new settlement
Most of my best loves have been in gen 2-5...
The feeling when you are the first one to bring the ingredients for stew
The feeling when you are the first one to create stew
The feeling when you are the first one to smith an axe
Why do people seek bigger towns?
Valences: best thing to do is to ask a smith if you can watch how to smith so you learn. If he seems friendly, he might even teach you a trick or two. Be sure you have contributed to the village before doing so, so people dont think you are just a food sponge
It all began with popcorn.
Then stew.
Then so many meals...
So many meals requires heat to be useable. The trees are all being cut down.
Next updates has to be involved with wood, trees, etc. The trees around a village are being cut down too quickly, causing a massive deforestation, causing us to have to travel further and further for wood.
It shouln't be a problem since we can always relocate, but with permanent buildings being made, there is no point in relocating a big city.
Unless this is what jason wants... ruins to happen?
Why wanting ruins exactly? Since wood is an important part of society, a ruin cannot provide for an eve, which would result in ruins to be literally digital garbage...
We need wood farms to be achieved. We need tree seeds to happen.
Without trees, no fire. Without fire, no food. Without food, no hope. Without hope....
Desolation
The memes c:
i'd rather die from mercury poisonning at 59 than die of starvation from not being able to digest meat at 28 years old
Just sayin
Mistresszues, the best solution to me is to act like a total noob, so they try to explain to you how to eat with the new update
Ah. Insee... thx for the info
I heard bear meat irl is actually good
People enjoy eating aligator and shark meat
I'd rather eat wolf meat than starve to death
I do not see what is wrong with eating carnivores animals... is it just me ?
-More stews
YES
SOMEONE KNOWS! SOMEONE HAS AWAKENED!!
SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH
SOMEONE HAS FOUND THE STRENGTH!!!
They are stupid. Just wtch the mom's name. Is it eve? Yes? No? Then act accordingly :l
I agree. Apples and apple cider needs to be a thing
Seal and burdock stew: fishermen's stew
wolf&bear and berries... hunter stew
Mushroom, onions and burdock: wild stew
So many freaking possibilities!!!
I was in this town, someone was running sriund with his white rose, saying "my precious".
It was a cool town, sad that i died from lag T_T
Let me help you. Here is a quick guide on what to do when you become bored.
Make stew
Eat stew
Give stew to someone else
Farm for stew
Stockpile ingredients for making more stew
Make more bowls and more cauldrons for stew
Teach a noob on how to make stew
Make a little 3x3 cooking stew pot, run around it in circles and tell your village you are blessing the food
If the town has so much stew, give one bite of stew to the kids so they know how delicious it is
If the town has too much stew and you are playing as a male, steal a newborn and keep it alive with some hidden stew bowls in the wilderness and tell the child to call you dad
Go on forums and scream to jason why we can't add a mushroom to the stew and make everyone high
Make a stew cooking area
Make a restaurant that only serves stew
Throw a stew party. Everyone is invited.
Try to make a drawing with stew pots
Run around the village with a stew bowl and feed people with it and scream "this is my gift to you. Now go forth and save the village!" Or other nonsense.
Fill your entire screen with seeds resulting in extensive stew making
When you start a new character, only say "stew"during your entire lifetime
Go back on forums and scream to jason why we can't put meat in stews
Make a shitton of kindlings for a huge stew cooking area
Start rambling on the health benefits on eating stew to your fellow villagers
Try to make a 3x3 unbreakable wall with a stew pot in the middle and tell people the stew inside is the personification of god and start making rituals with bones and stuff next to it
Whenever a stew pot gets eaten and the pot goes on the floor, start screaming and crying around until you or someone else make more stew in said pot
Take an empty stew pot and find a random person, and give him the pot saying "quick! They want to steal it!! Protetc it at all costs!!" And run away as if nothing happened
Make a new uncooked stew pot and put it in the center of the village and tell others the stew pot isnt ripe yet
Name all your kids with stew in the name "steward" "stewven" "mathstew" "stewphany"
"Carlstew" etc. Bonus points if you are even and your last name is stew.
As a mother, when having a baby, hold it and stay next to the stew bowl and tell him to watch it. Whenever the baby say something, say "shhh! Just watch the stew"
Try making puns in the village involving stew. Unless you find that.... STEWPID
Tell us more about stuff that you do when you are bored that involves stew!!
Sad T_T
I would actually think this is very fucking good XD put 4 cabbages in a box shape, four soil on the edges and a gold ingot in the middle and it spawns an eve player asap? Wut you think XD
Hey pein ;D it's ya decayed backpack bearer! just died from starvation at 58. Upgraded a well, farmed alot, picked branches... when i died the village was still going strong!
By leaving, you are making the griefers win.
By leaving, you are making the playerbase worse
By leaving, a mother has a small chance of spawning more griefer
By leaving, the percentage of griefer rose
By leaving, you are actually saying that bad stories overcome the good stories
Most importantly
By leaving, you will no longer be able to eat stew. Which is a big thing.
Think again brave warrior.