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#351 Re: Main Forum » Staked Gooseberry Bush » 2018-06-11 00:30:18

Hence why we need to make




STEWWWWWWWWWWW! big_smile

#352 Re: Main Forum » Staked Gooseberry Bush » 2018-06-10 14:09:01

Np

Don't be too 8ntimidated by their ways.
Remember that you can't make stew with berries
Stew is the only truth

#353 Re: Main Forum » Staked Gooseberry Bush » 2018-06-10 13:57:53

The reason people put stakes is that the gooseberry bush does not decay if you need soil

#355 Re: Fixed Bugs » JASON I FOUND A BUG » 2018-06-09 23:00:53

I forgot there was a bug section. Now that i see it, i shall stay there for eternity (lel)

I also copy pasted the post there

#356 Re: Fixed Bugs » JASON I FOUND A BUG » 2018-06-09 22:55:20

If you put the soil from basket on the floor, it gives you 3 bowl uses for soil as of if you used the soil from the basket directly, it is single uses

Also... i am a bug indeed <3

#357 Re: Main Forum » STEW! STEWWWWW!!! » 2018-06-09 22:46:33

Making broth with bones would be so amazing. I love the idea. It would... clear up..... the cemetary.... wink

#358 Fixed Bugs » JASON I FOUND A BUG » 2018-06-09 22:43:13

TheRedBug
Replies: 10

When you make compost, the compost thing can be harvested with a basket and put on a hardened row. It can alternatively be put down and it gives three soil instead. Which is dumb. It needs to be fixed

#359 Main Forum » STEW! STEWWWWW!!! » 2018-06-09 22:26:52

TheRedBug
Replies: 8

STEW

Do you know what my favourite job is now?
Farmer/stew maker

STEW

Before, farming was just boring. And repetitive. Make carrot. Make berries. Make wheat. Make carrot. Make more carrots. And more. And more.

STEW

But now... a new Era has started

The Era of STEW!

It's fun! It's not repetitive!
It's delicous!

STEW

Now having a fire tender is important! Now having a well tender is even more important!
Now having soil is important!

STEW

All because of the STEW
It's amazing! Who doesn't like a good stew bowl? Who?

Next up: being able to make meat stew! Mutton+rabbit+wold/seal/etc!

STEW
STEWWWWWWW!

#360 Re: Main Forum » I've been gone for so long!! T-T » 2018-06-09 19:19:27

Oh dw we all stopped playing. We were awaiting your return.

Welcome back master.

#361 Main Forum » I am actually sorry lmao » 2018-06-06 19:34:43

TheRedBug
Replies: 0

Sorry mom i didnt mean to murder you. I wanted to pass you the bow and arrow, but i missclicked...

This is why i should sleep at night XD

#363 Re: Main Forum » I need more murder weapons. » 2018-06-05 03:21:33

I feel like swinging an adze would be fun especially against stupid babies c:

#364 Re: Main Forum » Fenix the savior » 2018-06-04 17:41:28

Stankysteve wrote:

But what was the context of your murder death?

I taught a new player how to use a knife on people so she'd be good to defend the village. She was very hard working so i thought she'd be the pest person in this situation

#366 Main Forum » Fenix the savior » 2018-06-04 00:10:37

TheRedBug
Replies: 3

I was born in a calm town

Or so it seemed at first...

There was a house with a lock on it, all made of stone. Inside, there was food and all our backup tools.
Only one person had the key. And this person turned out to be a griefer.

He locked all our wepaons in the house along with our tools, and also locked my aunt inside. Then, he proceeded to kill us one by one.

"Ill save you aunt" i said.

She told me to be quick, even tho she had alot of pies inside.
She could've rageauit. But she held strong in the building.

I spent my entire life trying to make a bow, but the resources outside the town were scarce. So i went back to town trying to figure out a plan.

Turned out that the griefer died of starvation after killing too much and forgot to eat.i thought it would be victory, but there was no key on his corpse.

I spent legit 20 minutes trying to find a hidden key in the village, then outside, then close to town, the far away. Until i found it under a maple tree, somewhat far from the village.

I rushed back to town with said key and rescued my aunt. It was one of the most heartwarming run i've had for a long time. She thanked me, and said i also saved the entire village since i retrieved a bunch of food and tools.

I ended up burrying her with a rose outside of the town, next to a pine tree forest. I thought she'd like it there. I passed away by showing how to use a knife to a new person, when i was close to death.

Ily unnamed aunt. Ill always remember you.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=243001

#367 Re: Main Forum » Bye Masha the killer/griefer! » 2018-06-03 18:39:36

YAHG wrote:

Yeah I didn't notice the bear part. Then again it was edited. Bear part also comes after OP trolls the guy with his stick AND once he started murdering..

If you are gonna murder spree I think bearing the town is a smart part of your strategy. I don't really care if people are racist, I am racist myself.

Yeah, i said bera instead the bear. Hence why it was edited c:

#368 Re: Main Forum » Bye Masha the killer/griefer! » 2018-06-03 00:59:19

Feldspar wrote:
YAHG wrote:

So you killed someone for saying nigger?

Tbh I would be tempted to kill someone for saying that because it means they likely ARE a griefer.

I mean griefers always seem to be pretty bitter miserable people (or 12yr olds which is the same thing tongue)  in real life and are a bit more prone to using that kind of language.

Honestly, this is why i stole her stick. I knew she'd be trouble

#369 Re: Main Forum » Bye Masha the killer/griefer! » 2018-06-02 23:29:02

There was no intention

I just wanted to remind people that being a griefer dont necessarely means winning

It also means being taken down....
It also means that griefers can be taken down by heroes
Just to remove a bit of their feelings of being invulnerable

#371 Re: Main Forum » Bye Masha the killer/griefer! » 2018-06-02 22:18:43

No. I killed her because she killed someone else and attracted a bear into the city

#372 Main Forum » Bye Masha the killer/griefer! » 2018-06-02 22:04:29

TheRedBug
Replies: 13

Get born into berry farm village
Farm with others
Watches a girl names Masha with a yew stick
Tell her hello
She says N word
I steal her stick
I let her try to have it by picking it up \ dropping it again and again
She rages
I hide yew branch
She find another one, make a bow and kill a villager
I grab her bow while she eat
I grab an arrow
She runs
She attracts a bear into the village
I kill masha
I kill the bear
I save the village

There is no happy ending for the griefers. Only happy endings to the victors

Best regards
Tony, the village guardian

#373 Main Forum » SAMMY » 2018-05-25 15:55:19

TheRedBug
Replies: 1

SAMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM SORRY I TRIED FEEDING YOU A CARROT
I DIED FROM SADNESS

THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING ME
SAMMY MY LOVE NOOOOOO

#375 Main Forum » Invisible Murderer » 2018-03-18 20:06:13

TheRedBug
Replies: 3

Why the heck are some people invisible in the game???

yes. in one of my runs, someone invisible took my bown and arrows and murdered me.
have hackers came into the game already? What the heck....

we need something against this.....

anyone had the same issue before?

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