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You did grief a town with pitbulls, demonstration or not, you did end up griefing it. You are a griefer, end of debate. You know you could've shown the same but instead of bringing pitbulls you would have brought poodles and told the forumers to simply imagine it's putbulls instead.

Every town was once an eve settlement, what makes greifing a big town okay? Jealous due it's sucess while other eve towns do not? Most eves fail, grieferd or not, there is NO reason to greif those camps that DID make it past settlement.
Do not become what you yourself hate.
What your'e doing is destroying the fun of people unrelated to any griefer for the reason that their character was born into the lineage of their's.
If you want revenge, direct it at the right person.
Post abortion... That actually happned in the stones village yesterday.
We were actually short on females and my daughter downright stabbed her firstborn for spamming emotes LOL.
Then she proceeded to give birth to so many girls...so many girls
Damn that face of the mother gets me.
They are priceless, thank you for sahring!
Making bow and arrow in the middle of nowhere while nursing a newborn baby.
They get uber worried or sad cause mom seems like a griefer. Very vocal about it too.
Yeah...Im gonna muder them all.
murder all the
boars.
Then get a mouflon.
I would die for a domestic cow plushie.
or any of the domestic animals realy. The way they're designed it wouldn't be too hard to do em in real.
Jason should just design plushies all day long they'd be too pure.
Hey one time I had an all boy Eve run.
Very sad.
Sex ratio should be skeved with more hardship more girls.
less hardship more boys. (also this phenomenon actually happens)
If the patch is super big. To make the least effort but give the most QOL treatment to berry pickers for co/sheep Why not just hollow out a single tile in a 3x3 grid?
Only the top bottom and left right rows are actually used in any given berry patch. The only time middle berries are touched it's by lamenting elders or when the side rows have dried out due berrymonchers.
3x3 is not optimal, it's just a downscaled mess people try to clean up.
Better to have 1/2 x N or N x 1/2 berry farms. Make them as long/tall as you want, just make sure that at any given time they are only ever 2 tiles wide and if multipel rows are stached, that they are spaced out by a singular tile.
Maybe it is for some, but most people will just play another game than go out of their comfost zone just due boredom.
The bored player will probably most likely actually turn to griefing than build a car...
That sid array happned to me once too.
Though I find the ones where I only have boys and all survive rather far more depressing.
I plant my berry bushes in single/double rows with spacing up and bottom. (I was happy the berry farm stayed that way for a good while in my horse camp)
MY FIRST FIRST priority is to actually run away from my eve mother if i'm her firstborn :')
My first actually (also normal eve) priority is making a basic camp near a pond, set up a kiln and firestarting resources and a starter food farm. Then it's bowls, plates, rabbit hunting season. All while raising kids. I tell my kids to basically do the same work I did and hope some good kids pop up.
After I have some competent daughter/s and I feel secure enough I start hauling iron and food for my daughters that will be now rearing children while farming and smithing all in the safety of the camp while I do the heavy duty work or going out.
If i'm lucky maybe i'll have a competent son that'll help getting iron or rabbits.
In short. I don't do any farming or smithing as an eve beyond just setting those two spaces up for my daughters to work on. My later years are spent doing more risky work so my daughters are safe, I usually send my sons out of camp to help with the risky work.
What sort of things make you loath living in a place. I don't think delayed dies like that are a problem because you gave the place a chance. For me it's if people are unsupportive or directly obstruct whatever I'm trying to do or if there are a group of people standing around talking, joking and they just ignore me and don't help as I clean up their plates, make them food, etc.
Some of the time these are new players and they don't know what to do. So, I will try asking for help if my comments about things that need to be done are just ignored and they keep going with the games or whatever I wander off into the wilds and munch for a bit-- if when I come back nothing is has been done and the goofing off is still going on I quietly leave. Just not my play style and I'm not the maid who is there to support your role play while being ignored.
Sorry for the UBER long wait! But I generally end up hating a town if I see a great deal of mess among people taking the game too seriously, not talking, not responding to you talking.
You can do the same pump over and over again but the interations with people you have are unique.
If something suprisingly cool happens to me while as a baby or if I get born into some petty drama I kind of wanan stay more lol.
Sometimes I just randomly die/shuffle for no rhyme or reason.
The important thing to remember is that any baby that /die is still present in the game, just elsewhere D: .
figured as much. You shouldn't put potatoes in the wardrobe and clothes in wooden crates.
Im sexist and preffer to play as a girl since it gives me most interactions with people.
However i do delayed dies as a young kid or adult if i end up loathing living on a place.
I think tables should hold 9 items!! ^^ but trade it off by being impassable.
Why would anyone want to advance tech if early life were cosy?
Nay. Higher tech should be more aproachable so it seems less /scary/ to learn. Not early tech life a breeze to live in.
Early tech life is a race against lacking.
Lack soil lack water lack food. Lack of space is the same lack.
I still think tomatoes should be edible raw instead of decaying.
Today i was actually dreaming about pein's sugarcane pen design to trap a singular sheep in it and just feed it poopless.
Mobile circulary saws to cut boards better.
Carpenting tables?
Nails and hammers, animal glue to assemble it together.
Tables frames shelves and wooden houses. Wardrobes and chars and other such stuff.
Crates for tomatoes, beans and potaties etc.
Boxes for wood. Wardrobes for clothes, tables for everything. (putting 9 items on a tile? sure)
Baby cribs??
Somebody should make a suggestion eventually based on that on reddit if it gets fleshed out enough.
What other can people think of? What would they generalky want?
Set some sheep free into the wilderness. They'll work as an emergency resere for whenever griefers kill them off.
Thats how I saved the pen once.
Also dang, disaster avoided
!
Oh godd i rly don't like this town LOL.
Nice picture though!
Better food storage.
Why not use thread twice on a cape to make a sack! SACK: Anazing. Let em store 10 units or something.
I wouldn't make grain decay.
I would make it attract birds in a while if a significant amount of threshed wheat is present.
The birds will gobble up the excess wheat but not ALL of it. (say 3 units are safe) (wheat in bowls is not safe)
This way you have an emergency ration. But clutter wil be gobbled up unless:
1) somebody keeps chasing away birds.
2) wheat is in a sack
3) wheat is stored in a room (granary)
I kinda want poo to decay into a single soil.
For meat... Hmm. What if mutton left too long on the corpse attracts a wolf spawn? The wolf eats up the free meat or something but is then trapped in the pen haha. Not as clear how to get rid of mutton naturaly
other than just to cook it and eat it.
Tomatoes should be just edible off the bush.
Eggs? i mean. I never seen horrible egg clutter other than eve spawns.
Maybe having nesting boxes and having geese lay eggs ONLY there and it can store, say 6 eggs or so. That'd be fine and nice.
Im there with you on dry beans.
And honestly everything that cannot be recycled into something else should be able to go into the trash pit.
How unorthodox would it be... If sheep did't poo but pigs and cows did?
(and pig meat was edible as is asdfgh)
food for thought.
But this issue was finally toppled by the clothes update.
Can we just eat tomatoes raw???
Please lol.
You can eat tomatoes as is.
To give less baskets is a non solution to the issue really.
Relocating poo tool pitchfork is something people would die for.
Poo decay all the way imo.
Were we by chance in the same town? What was the fam name? If that was sometime yesterday. Sounds like the shithole I was in.
Made compost there before running off to die because that life was utterly boring.
Some other younger kids were useful but the adults were literally slacking eating machines.