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#551 Re: Main Forum » ADVENTURES IN DONKEYTOWN » 2019-02-08 22:54:27

InSpace wrote:

Bob

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((btw I'm uncursed now, only took one hour hmm oh well))

#552 Re: Main Forum » ADVENTURES IN DONKEYTOWN » 2019-02-08 02:00:01

antking:]# wrote:

well it wouldn't it be weird if you started to gave birth? in the middle of your great speech? and every one knows that the angel's hell, is the demon's heaven!
LIKE YOU! in donkey town or karletown?

It would be weird if I started giving birth. I didn't have to worry about that, though, because I was alone.
I'm pretty sure you just called me a demon, but you know what.. between the snake cults, the poodle wars and the evil laughing I don't blame you big_smile

#553 Main Forum » ADVENTURES IN DONKEYTOWN » 2019-02-08 01:42:16

karltown_veteran
Replies: 16

Yeh, that's right, Donkeytown is actually cool.
It's not a town. It's just you. Standing there looking cool. 30k away from erryone.
The solitude is pretty sweet, along with the cool black letters.
Here are some pics, because I'm an angel.
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Ok, background. I'm too tender to grief, so here's how I got to donkey town:
1. Three people all asked to be sacrificed to the Bob cult, which I endorsed
2. Ppl saw me killing and cursed me a lot
3. I was excited to go to donkey town but I didn't go there, I didn't have enough curses
4. So I begged people to give me those last few curses and sold off items of clothing
5. I was cursed
6. I was immediately one of the cool kids
7. I made weird faces
8. I looked cool while doing it

Edit: This is what cursed text looks like when you're bitten by bugs uyKVhMp.png

#555 Re: Main Forum » Together we made a plane, I flew out and never returned. » 2019-02-07 03:08:48

Congratulations, Pilot Elouise. You're right on fuel. I had a lady fly into my camp without extra fuel. She was around forty five, and although we had the machinery to produce kerosene it took me about twenty minutes to do it because I had to find the oil rig, fuel it up, make the oil into kerosene, et cetera. And I'd never done it before. She died there unfortunately, so I flew the plane back to her town. They didn't seem that interested so I brought it back to ours, and got it ready for a girl to fly.

Godspeed,
Pilot Ace

#556 Re: Main Forum » Are all these babies really needed? » 2019-02-06 13:31:28

Bob 101 wrote:

I feel that many people are too generous towards babies. I see so many players who always seem to have a baby in there arms, They shit out ten kids.

People in towns are always berating me for leaving my babies to starve or performing snowball abortions. If the town already has a bunch of mums then I don't really feel any need to add to the population.

I'd rather kill off those leeches and be productive instead. All I'm doing is sending children off to some other town.


I'll start feeding everyone once children actually start being a benefit. It's such a waste of time to raise a bunch of kids who perform terrible and die early.

I agree, but some people feel strongly the opposite, and will kill people who let their babies starve

#557 Re: Main Forum » Do you enjoy killing people? » 2019-02-06 03:27:55

I do, 'cuz I like the scream and the blood, but I'm always too soft to go through with it if it's unprovoked murder. Once I wanted to kill a town with a bow and arrow, then they asked me what I was doing with it and I said "Uh.. sheep"
I ended up getting them sheep after all.. I'm hopeless big_smile
Don't care if I kill griefers or trolls though.

#558 Re: Main Forum » Moar basics to society please » 2019-02-05 22:40:40

Auner wrote:

We're the kind of society that only allows one egg per square foot.

It wasn't weird until you put it that way

#559 Re: Main Forum » Bug fix week » 2019-02-05 03:20:28

fragilityh14 wrote:

yeah I actually lost connection at age 51 today, which was really abnormal. it's almost exclusively the first 5 minutes of playing

Usually i can exit the game and come back and be the same person, but it took like 3 times to reconnect and then when it finally did it was a new life, where of course it disconnected upon birth again.

this life, if that helps at all

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3245879

That happens to me too, when it says "Connection lost... reconnecting... trying to reconnect.... login failed." Then I re-log in and it takes me back to the game.

#560 Re: Main Forum » Someone finally did it. » 2019-02-04 13:34:24

Tarr wrote:

The apocalypse just went off on bigserver2. I'm not sure who finished that bad boy but congrats on doing what others thought was impossible.

On a brighter note: I finally made it to the tutorial in my plane but killed myself prematurely when the client started bugging out. Managed to find my plane in the tutorial and flew home then made a return trip for more tutorial when I forgot the gas (for the millionth time). Was attempting to make a plane to recover the other but that's when the apocalypse went off.

Anyways tutorial flights are possible but you have to close the client and reopen it since the game goes wild whenever you make the trip from or to the tutorial.

http://i.imgur.com/iV94S2x.jpg

No idea who but good job.. I hid a one-block few towers behind trees but people kept taking down the towers or enclosing them... urghhhhh hmm

#561 Re: Main Forum » Did the huge [Starr] city just collapse? » 2019-02-03 18:11:17

fragilityh14 wrote:

yeah I figured all those bells would save it.


That was so damn distressing, if i was born like 10 minutes later or hadn't been so focused on my job i could have saved it relatively easily.

But, I spent my twilight years like Jeremiah, and it ended the same way.

It's frustrating because people were clearly messing around with planes, they wanted a bunch of wool so they must have been using a loom, and it was so hard to get anyone to care about planting wheat.

I wish my contribution would have been enough, you know, I was just keeping a supply of manure and running mutton to the kitchen. I didn't think it too much to ask that someone else bake and deal with wheat, especially when i kept telling people the town was about to hit a food crisis.

on the bright side, being right is worth something. Of the 30 or so people there I appear to have been the only one who noticed catastrophic food failure was coming and made any effort to prevent it.

I mean, planes are cool though. I flew in one for the first time yesterday. And then again, on the trip back. It was exhilarating big_smile

#562 Re: Main Forum » Friday causes of death » 2019-02-03 03:40:51

apereason wrote:

183 people or 1.6% Were murdered,
6851 or 60.8% starved,
3756 or 33.3% disconnected,
473 or 4.1% Old age
out of 11263 people

found this out using life logs http://onehouronelife.com/publicLifeLog … Friday.txt

What about animal deaths?

#563 Re: Main Forum » Fun with genetics! (Pictures involved! UPDATED 2019) » 2019-02-02 19:27:09

Not gonna lie, I find the whole top row of characters extremely creepy

#564 Re: Main Forum » NEW MILESTONES IN THE CASINO TOWN!!! » 2019-02-02 13:42:04

Booklat1 wrote:

you didn't teleport though, did you?

I didn't, landing strip wasn't long enough sad

#565 Re: Main Forum » NEW MILESTONES IN THE CASINO TOWN!!! » 2019-02-02 01:59:10

hmrka wrote:

Waiit thats not casino town!! Casino town is the one we had months ago that had a lot of mango trees and an ACTUAL huge casino with colorful walls!!! Not a cheap knock-off with a small shitty house that has ugly rock walls. This is apocalypse bell town. Know your town names people! Well technically this town doesn't have any other signs than the casino one... Guess I'll make the letters for town name next time that I get born in  there.

Ohhhh got it. I just call it Casino town because it has a casino with a sign saying "CASINO"
It's also a really nice town. Has cardinals chirping just outside the casino, a pretty blue wall north, and two houses apart from the casino

#566 Re: Main Forum » NEW MILESTONES IN THE CASINO TOWN!!! » 2019-02-02 01:46:12

Tarr wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:
antking:]# wrote:

wow nice plane! does any one else get nerves when they think about the plane's wings just being paper, covered with wax? or that the plane is actually a car with a propeller glued on, top(side ways).

Yeah big_smile
Hopefully Jason's made the planes so they can't decay or crash

They "crash" in the sense that you spawn where a feral eve would spawn in relation to the spiral if there's no pads but all that means is you build a new runway (if you have the spare kerosene in a tank) and fly back the opposite way you went. Go north and crash? Point your runway south and hope that sends you back home.

Thankfully they don't decay so planes shouldn't be lost too often unless they land in dead villages with no kerosene. And on that note: Please don't build landing strips in eve camps/early towns. If you can't produce kerosene you shouldn't be luring pilots to your town.

Okay, so maybe planes do fly... but not unless they go on a large enough runway? Our runway is two tiles: The road that has runway marks and a road that does not

#567 Re: Main Forum » NEW MILESTONES IN THE CASINO TOWN!!! » 2019-02-02 01:30:31

antking:]# wrote:

wow nice plane! does any one else get nerves when they think about the plane's wings just being paper, covered with wax? or that the plane is actually a car with a propeller glued on, top(side ways).

Yeah big_smile
Hopefully Jason's made the planes so they can't decay or crash

#568 Re: Main Forum » NEW MILESTONES IN THE CASINO TOWN!!! » 2019-02-02 01:29:27

Booklat1 wrote:

didn't you tguys build landing strips?

We did, I was flying the plane on the photo

#569 Main Forum » NEW MILESTONES IN THE CASINO TOWN!!! » 2019-02-02 01:04:51

karltown_veteran
Replies: 11

a. I FLEW IN A GODDAMN PLANE
I was the very first pilot.. disappointed that it didn't actually lift off the ground, was just a faster version of the car, but man! That was a huge thrill and I was so pleased to do the honor.

b. Ok, so casino town has two parts.. a north part, and a south part. With a little capacitor magic and some borrowed Daniell Cells, I managed to get a receiver and transmitter working in both north and south town. Me and a girl way younger had the first phone sex... it was rad. She talked from the south transmitter and I heard her and replied from the north transmitter.

I didn't think to take a pic of the phone sex but I got one later. And a picture of the plane in motion. I'd be evil if I didn't take pics.
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I was stuck behind a car in that last one. Darn you, traffic.

THAT TOWN IS A GODSEND IT HAS LOTSA TECH AND FOOD SO IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO EXPERIMENT AND DO HIGH TECH THINGS I AM SO PROUD OF IT AND SO PLEASED THAT I COULD CONTRIBUTE BY MAKING THE SOUTH TOWN'S TRANSMITTER AND I'M SORRY IF I'M SHOUTING HERE BUT I'M PRETTY EXCITED IT WAS A GREAT RUN

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3199487 my line (I was Ace Good)

#570 Re: Main Forum » Freaking Planes » 2019-02-01 13:38:00

BladeWoods wrote:

https://edge.onetech.info/2698-Running- … rplane-fly

Looks like the next update is crude planes w_w

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

#571 Re: Main Forum » Design your ideal town (RPG maker used) » 2019-01-31 03:40:24

I want to use this, because it looks amazing, but I do not know how to get / install it. Please help.

#572 Re: Main Forum » I found something disturbing today » 2019-01-29 15:43:58

karltown_veteran wrote:

I know, I completely get it. Town has lotsa murder and bears, but it also has a lot of resources. When I was there it gave me a chance to craft new things - first door, first blue plaster wall, first complete Yule tree, lock for a sign, blue hats, a marked uncle grave for my great uncle, and.. drumroll please... A COMPLETE HIGH FREQUENCY RECEIVER! (thanks to whoever made the transmitter) First time, and I made the whole thing, except for the megaphone and the antenna. Took me several lives but the product is what you see today: A full working transmit-receive talk thing!
Needless to say, I have a love-hate relationship with that town. It's the biggest town with the most stuff in it. I'm gonna make a rose grove next <3

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-the Yule tree. Look for birds!

#573 Re: Main Forum » I found something disturbing today » 2019-01-29 15:32:29

hmrka wrote:

This town isn't bad, but they really overdid it with all these apocalypse bell towers. Few days ago they had like just four...
And yup family tree is glitching! Looks like your dad was a 6 year old and your older sister got murdered by an infant. I was suprised that father is an actual relation that can show up on the family tree, because It's not possible in game.

EDIT: nvm this place is the worst just spawned in there as baby literally every house (even the medic one that was quite nice) has a seeping apocalypse tower in it, and newcomen blocks outside to block people from entering. It's a huge mess and sucks. only reason im staying is because I wanna work on some high tech stuff.

I know, I completely get it. Town has lotsa murder and bears, but it also has a lot of resources. When I was there it gave me a chance to craft new things - first door, first blue plaster wall, first complete Yule tree, lock for a sign, blue hats, a marked uncle grave for my great uncle, and.. drumroll please... A COMPLETE HIGH FREQUENCY RECEIVER! (thanks to whoever made the transmitter) First time, and I made the whole thing, except for the megaphone and the antenna. Took me several lives but the product is what you see today: A full working transmit-receive talk thing!
Needless to say, I have a love-hate relationship with that town. It's the biggest town with the most stuff in it. I'm gonna make a rose grove next <3

#574 Re: Main Forum » Lineage I don't understand » 2019-01-29 02:48:34

Tarr wrote:

This happens when the server gets all messed up. We had cases of children being killed by dead children, fathers, and generation mismatches. Fun stuff.

Is this because of the weird despawning bug that happened yesterday?

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