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#651 Main Forum » To Zeus Dragon » 2018-12-08 00:22:59
- karltown_veteran
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I'm sorry I didn't believe you. That bitch of a mother of mine made an elaborate story up. I killed her though, after I watched her kill a woman. And I cursed her, so did Mildred and Angel Dragon. I also got us sheep. The town's doing better now, your sacrifice wasn't in vain.
#652 Re: Main Forum » Weed and Summer family - One Pond Town and the Paradise (screenshots!) » 2018-12-06 23:46:57
Honey Weed is a wonderful name
I'm totally stealing it
#653 Re: Main Forum » Racist gang war ruins town » 2018-12-06 21:59:40
I get it must be frustrating... but to me that's really cool. It means society is developing, adapting, and establishing norms as Jason adds technology, which is supposedly what he wants from this game.
#654 Re: Main Forum » Goose town massacre » 2018-12-06 21:57:11
Horrible but oh so very funny 
#655 Re: Main Forum » Wine and Beer for Christmas please » 2018-12-06 13:16:30
OOOO Yes
And beer bellies
#656 Re: Main Forum » Idea: Wigs » 2018-12-06 13:15:26
did you see that when you were on shrooms?
Yep
#657 Main Forum » Hope West » 2018-12-05 23:14:31
- karltown_veteran
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I feel like Hope West is a meme now, because of its cringiness (e.g. hope is such a cliche and west was like the it name after that one west line survived)
#658 Main Forum » Idea: Wigs » 2018-12-05 22:40:43
- karltown_veteran
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Just putting it out there
https://imgur.com/a/jPCRWe4
#659 Re: Main Forum » Are penguins ever going to get a use? » 2018-12-05 22:38:51
they do have use. When they jump into an ice hole the ice hole produces more fish
#660 Re: Main Forum » The return of Ginger boy » 2018-12-05 20:42:06
OH THIS IS SO GOOD
I happily await your "black female" icon aging. Your art is really good, and so creative.
#661 Re: Main Forum » Fan Art Idea - New Skin » 2018-12-04 02:02:35
I really like looking at this art, please do more!! 
#662 Re: Main Forum » What thing have you never done? » 2018-12-02 18:33:35
Never have I ever.. shot a bison, tamed a calf and brought it into a pen.
I wanna though
#663 Re: Main Forum » BUGBUGBUGBUGBUG » 2018-12-01 23:51:03
BEETLEBEETLEBEETLEBEETLEBETTLE
#664 Re: Main Forum » The true purpose of turkeys » 2018-12-01 20:51:20
Wrong, that further infuriates them. You have to drop a banana at their clawpaws and then write them homages.
#665 Re: Main Forum » To Martha Etemandi, From Javier Etemandi » 2018-12-01 20:47:25
I did show someone how to cook plates and bowls... and I made omelets, and tended the farm. But you're right, sorry.
#666 Main Forum » The true purpose of turkeys » 2018-12-01 14:16:20
- karltown_veteran
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Turkeys are actually the bringers of death and destruction. If you touch one you bring destruction to your city. I found all this out while high on magic shrooms.
#667 Re: Main Forum » To Martha Etemandi, From Javier Etemandi » 2018-12-01 14:14:55
It is, yeah! I was always composing haikus for her. When I recited a goose one, she blushed and I blushed back. She died from the famine and I was killed by a boar shortly after. We were old and gray, though.
#668 Main Forum » To Martha Etemandi, From Javier Etemandi » 2018-12-01 02:57:40
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 7
Red hair, brown eyes - five
Freckles like fiery comets - seven
I think I love you - five
#669 Re: Main Forum » So I heard you like roleplaying » 2018-11-29 23:43:29
WELL YOULL LOVE PRISONTOPIA
ITS KINDA OHOL RELATED BUT NOT REALLY ANYMORE AND YOUD REEEEAAAALLLY ENJOY IT
ITS THE REASON WHY IM SO INACTIVE! HOORAY!!GO ROLEPLAY AND SOLVE MYSTERIES OR WHATEVER
OKAY COOL BYE
I can't access the link 
#670 Re: Main Forum » So I heard you like roleplaying » 2018-11-29 23:41:48
IS THERE LINGERIE
sry I don't know whats gotten into me tonight
just a lingerie obsession I guess
#671 Re: Main Forum » Content I would like for Christmas » 2018-11-29 23:38:41
*whistles* I dont wanna lot for Christmas there is just one thing I neeeed
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas treeeee
Btw I want lingerie as the valentines day update. Less sag, more sexy-time! 
#672 Main Forum » Thanksgiving » 2018-11-22 17:43:28
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 2
I'm thankful for imgur
And for the turkeys and the feathered caps
https://imgur.com/a/kQeFKsP
#673 Re: Main Forum » Murderers » 2018-11-22 16:24:12
On other players deliberately murdering other players with knives/bows.
Should it really be that common? It's happening to me a lot.
Most of the time its trolls. I'm just playing the game. eg. last game I was making compost and killed because I was his "sister".
Some people seem to get their kicks by just killing other players or are determined to end a lineage and all the effort people put in.
The Curse system doesn't seem to be a big enough deterrent, as the person murdered doesn't have many seconds to warn others nearby who is the culprit. Many new players don't know about the Curse system either.
(Apologies if this has been discussed at length previously (could not find a recent thread).
I'm sorry that's happened. It used to be worse, Jason is doing the best he can. But yeah, it's happened to me a lot too.
#674 Re: Main Forum » village manager? » 2018-11-22 05:17:37
*clears throat* *casually drops ten page essay on why satan would be a great ruler of towns* *casually strolls away whistling*
#675 Main Forum » Jungle House » 2018-11-21 20:07:33
- karltown_veteran
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I was Scarlett Sin. I built a house in the jungle, except I was halfway through the final wall when I was killed by a boar. Did anyone finish my jungle house? Lady who found me, I'm looking at you. Did you write "LOVE" on the sign?