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#676 Re: Main Forum » The Best Mother You Ever Had? » 2018-11-21 13:41:36
I've had a best daughter.
I had been born with a speech problem where I could only say certain letters. Yes, this is just karltown roleplaying.
I had a lovely daughter. The villagers shunned me and called me a troll and my babies for the most part deserted me but she stayed strong. As a toddler she started barking up a storm with a first cousin who I presumed to be some kind of wolf boy. She blushed and he blushed, and being a matchmaker I encouraged their love with the few letters I had. Wolf Boy proved to be an excellent son-in-law. He healed me the first time someone killed me while my daughter yelled at the murderer (she didn't have a knife). Then Wolf Boy killed the murderer. He tried to heal me the second time I was stabbed, but a cruel villager had stolen the string. I hated the village but loved my daughter, and her amour.
#677 Re: Main Forum » NSFW BOOBY PALOOZA » 2018-11-20 02:35:59
No seriously, it's very interesting. I love boobies. And before I thought that every boob is the same but you, good Sir, have opened my eyes ! I was blind so long but now I can see all the boobylishes variety of the boobs.
How long have you been studying the pixel boob ?
The pixel boob is one of my specialties. My curiosity piqued when my OHOL daughter was joyfully awaiting boobs. Following that was several boob contests, comments about saggy boobs whenever I turned old. And of course, you need good pixel boobs to woo the gents. (as well as roses aplenty)
#678 Re: Main Forum » NSFW BOOBY PALOOZA » 2018-11-20 01:27:26
Tea wrote:Very interesting! Thank you for this post.
Meaning: Where the hell do you have time to come up with this crap? And why are you posting about video game boobs? And by interesting, I mean weird af but I'm gonna be polite about it 'cuz I'm freaking normal.
It's ok, though. Booby palooza is not for everyone.
#679 Re: Main Forum » NSFW BOOBY PALOOZA » 2018-11-20 01:26:25
Very interesting! Thank you for this post.
Meaning: Where the hell do you have time to come up with this crap? And why are you posting about video game boobs? And by interesting, I mean weird af but I'm gonna be polite about it 'cuz I'm freaking normal.
#680 Re: Main Forum » NSFW BOOBY PALOOZA » 2018-11-20 01:14:29
*crickets chirp as forums quietly avoid karltown's weird creepiness*
#681 Re: Main Forum » Official biome names? » 2018-11-20 01:12:15
I go with: black biome, green biome, marsh, orange biome, jungle, desert, winter
It's just how my mind works
#682 Main Forum » NSFW BOOBY PALOOZA » 2018-11-20 00:33:32
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 11
Study of which boobs are best. Because I can.
Subject I: Curie Advani
https://imgur.com/a/kOVemCR
Low down but they also stick out most
Subject II: Eve Ginetti
https://imgur.com/a/gOkGJPi
Pointy, larger than Josephine's, average sag
Subject III: Lily Sweet
https://imgur.com/a/WmUU8UY
Roundest, not saggy but also smaller and most compact (close together)
Subject IV: Eve Pari
https://imgur.com/a/GMyDwq2
Smaller than Lily's, less compact than Lily's and less saggy
Subject V: Eve Jungles
https://imgur.com/a/KGJpkmD
Low down but not as saggy
Subject VI: Josephine Xenakis
https://imgur.com/a/Wm4dKdg
Pointy, smaller than Ginetti's, average sag
Subject VII: Georgia Montana
https://imgur.com/a/f3Yqf4F
Largest, saggiest, more round than pointy
The results? In my personal opinion, Lilly Sweet wins, followed closely by Eve Pari, and in third place, Eve Ginnetti
#683 Main Forum » I have so many questions about yellow fever » 2018-11-19 13:31:27
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 12
Haven't been able to get on the game yet... but... how is it caused? Can you see it? Do babies get it if mom has it? Is it contagious?
#684 Re: Main Forum » Coming soon: » 2018-11-19 13:29:47
For you guys.
https://i.imgur.com/s0R8K8a.png
OOOH! I like that! Mark of shame for feeding too many and starving the village?
#685 Re: Main Forum » Coming soon: » 2018-11-18 21:35:31
I find ginger girl with freckled boobs adorable.
Saaaame!
#686 Re: Main Forum » You are dead » 2018-11-18 16:56:32
*cough cough hack* Jill II the dumbfrick *cough cough*
#687 Re: Main Forum » Noticed anything different since OHOL hit Steam? » 2018-11-18 16:54:26
I amuse myself with more crazy things : boob and age studies, a game called berry wars, baby v snake and baby v bow and arrow. And I've noticed less people want to date nowadays, which is sad. They're all stupid heads who only care about playing the right way. 
#688 Main Forum » Coming soon: » 2018-11-18 16:49:24
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 15
A study comparing the boobs of every female character. And by soon I mean about a week from now. But it is coming. With bonus photos of the models: So far I have subject Curie Advani, subject Eve Ginnetti and subject Lily Sweets. I have compared their data and so far Eve's boobs are perkier but Curie's are fuller. Lilly's are smaller and more compact, plus they sag a little more. More coming soon. If this is TMI for you / immensely creeps you out, I recommend not clicking on any post by me that has "study" "NSFW" or "boobygoodness" in the title.
Thanks and goodbye for now.
#689 Re: Main Forum » Just a meme game » 2018-11-15 22:58:00
Me trying to fit in with all the other normal players
https://imgur.com/a/j1azfLm
(I'm the baby in the bottom of the baby diamond)
#690 Re: Main Forum » List of commandments for new players? » 2018-11-15 02:35:10
1) Thou shalt not divide by zero
2) Real men catch fish, not bunnies
3) If you want to be a hitman, you gotta get a pitbull
4) A burnt rabbit is a burnt manhood
5) Gingers deserve above average names. Fox is overused. Merida and Ginny are timeless classics.
6) You haven't lived until you've worn nothing but a straw hat, a loincloth and cowboy boots. YEEHAW! Bonus points if you carry a lasso
7) OHOL is like tinder, except roses and jewelry are less expensive. To all my waifus, hubbies and grandducks: I LOVE YOU ALL AND I WILL MARRY YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
8) If someone says REE to you, you say REE back.
9) Don't snort milkweed. Trust me, I've tried. Do, however, eat mushrooms. As many as you can get. They give you a yum bonus of plus 10, I swear. Don't listen to what anyone else tells you.
10) If you're going to wear a blue wool hat, you'd better pair it with a blue wool sweater. Fashion faux pas are a big no-no in OHOL. And I will probably kill you if I see you wearing blue with red. However, do try blue and white mixed shoes, blue sweater and white hat. It works wonders and really achieves the "dutch milk jug" look
#691 Re: Main Forum » Eric the Innocent » 2018-11-14 21:26:16
The baby in the bottom left corner is watching you in pic 1.
Baby: Hmmmm
Pick 2 and 3 baby looking away.
Baby: I don't think I should be a witness to this
Pic 4 baby leaves.
Baby: NOPE.
#692 Main Forum » Exclusive pictures of fishing for those too lazy to try it » 2018-11-14 21:16:56
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 1
Just doing my Good Samaritan duty. You're welcome. I made the hook both times and made the rod once, as well as a camp from scratch. And now I sound braggy, so I'm gonna go ahead and roll the film. Enjoy!
https://imgur.com/a/l8k9c7s (old boot I fished out)
https://imgur.com/a/qm2bcL8 (when the penguins jump in the water ripples and you get more fish, according to my observations)
https://imgur.com/a/FqPIHcj (pictured: the four boots I fished out, the fishing rod, a cooked fish in baby's pocket. I don't normally give clothes to babies, I swear)
#693 Re: Main Forum » Happy birthday Jman » 2018-11-14 21:06:51
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON! Whoot whoot!
#694 Re: Main Forum » Aura the dumb king » 2018-11-13 13:16:59
All the more reason to have a democracy. Or else just worship Jasus.
#695 Re: Main Forum » OMG the nooooobsssss » 2018-11-13 13:15:57
Always remember that everyone was a noob at sometime.
Tbh I was probably a better player when I was new. All I did was farm because I didn't yet know about crowns, clothes et cetera - I'd watched a farming video on youtube and that was all.
And the running babies I'd let go because I wasn't leaving that carrot farm... made it to 60. Nowadays I often die young trying to retrieve something, or else role-play my whole life. I'm sorry, I'm guilty of wasting food by roleplaying.
#696 Re: Main Forum » One hour, hot potato. The most peskiest that happened to your camp? » 2018-11-13 13:12:54
A nephew waltzed into a camp proudly carrying a lasso.
He though he made a snare.
Newbies are adorable.
*audible giggling*
#697 Main Forum » WHO WILL RULE US » 2018-11-11 21:16:27
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 20
Let's get this baby rolling!
1. Raise your hand if you want the ruler of a city to be called queen of mangoes and she lives in a yellow dyed room on a bear rug
2. Say "aye" if you want a city to elect a president
3. Say "omn satan" if you want the city to elect a Supreme Cult Leader. Two candidates run and the loser is shot. The winner gets access to the locked shroom room, and can order people around. If the Supreme Cult Leader is a male he must pick a wife of childbearing age. If the Supreme Cult Leader is a female they do not have to marry. When the Supreme Cult Leader / Supreme Cult Leader's wife has a baby (starting after the election), the Supreme Cult Leader has ten more years (minutes) to rule before another election is held. If the Supreme Cult Leader / Supreme Cult Leader's wife has no / no more babies, the Supreme Cult Leader can rule till age 60. If no one volunteers to be Supreme Cult Leader, two girls ages 10 - 13 are picked by the eldest person. They must run against each other by force
4. Say "communism" if you want whoever makes / has a crown to become dictator. If the crown is lost the dictator's favorite son/daughter becomes dictator.
5. Say "I'm an idiot" if you think civilization should be unruled. (CIVILIZATION NEEDS A RULER DONT YOU DARE SAY IT)
6. Say "1001" if you think robots should be implemented, forcing the people to work harder
7. Say "Jasus" if you think the mortals should worship Jason and build him monuments, and ask him for guidance through a priest (priest is first one to worship Jason openly, picks a new priest)
8. Say "Cthulhu" if you think everyone should kill each other in the name of Cthulhu
9. Say "old" if you think whoever's oldest should lead the people
10. Say "karltown" if you think karltown would be an excellent ruler. (me? oh, you! 
)
Ill start us off... omn satan!
#698 Re: Main Forum » Q: How long can someone hold their baby without eating or being fed » 2018-11-11 01:44:16
What is someone is feeding the mother? Would the mother be able hold the baby until she ages?
yep, seen that before
#699 Main Forum » Q: How long can someone hold their baby without eating or being fed » 2018-11-10 21:25:18
#700 Re: Main Forum » A boy is gen 1? » 2018-11-10 19:40:35
Shldn't that be ADAM tho? *confused face*