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-raps-

Yo, I have eyes, can see
Just how stupid you're pretending to be
Wait, bud, man, are you for real?
Or are you concussed from slippin' on banana peels?

Clearly rap's what I was born to do
Well, I guess true passion's never visited you
I was the one who killed democracy
And I'll be the one to lead the poodle monarchy

Jason : Whaaaat

And I will shave their fur and they'll be pitbulls then
And I'll tell em to chase after the more cowardly men
But I never mentioned boys so you might survive
So long as you hide inside the ancient satan archive

Jason : Whaaat

You'll be right at home with all the 666
Cuz you and satan, let's face it, you're both pricks
And guess what buddy this is roasting too
Are you happy now buddy does that suit you

*micdrop*
*Karltown struts off the stage*

Jason: Whaaaaaaat?

Me : *tries to be cool* YEAH, MS PIGTAILS! SHE DID JUST SAY THAT! OOOOOH BURNNNNNNNNNN!

Aurora : Do you know who Ms Pigtails is?

Me : No but I wld date her 100% I like her type /blush

Yo yo yo, my name is Karltown
Ive been dormant for a millennium
I am hear to tell you that *insert name* sucks
*insert name*'s head is filled with rucks (rocks)

I'm sorry I've been gone (from OHOL)
But I've been picking mangoes for far too long
Also, aurora, love the profile pick
*insert name* has a tiny d_ck

Jason : Whaaat (except its not rlly a rapper what and more like a confused what)

I like mangos and I like dye
But the truth is that I hate to die
I like fishes and I like cards
But it's hard to play when *insert name*'s head is made of lard

Looking forwards to playing again
-yo-
In all reality I love romancing the OHOL men
-yo-
Even tho they run from my roses with fear
-yo-
I know I'll hit it off with them if Jason adds beer
-yo-
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo--
Jason : -Whaaaaat?

Aw, thanks mom! As you can see, life was far from boring!

Thats not really the objective of one hour one life, the quest thing seems more like starve.io to me... but if you just want to make your own quests I have a few ideas:
1) Winter farm. Clothes make this easier. You probably can't expect a lineage from a winter farm but as a lone male would be good challenge. The idea is: winter patch with green, orange, blue biomes around it. Get materials from the other biomes but try to live in the winter biome.
2) Olympics. Make lots of games. Penguin racing speaks for itself but rockball needs more explaining. the idea is, its like basketball. you have to get the rock into your basket (actual straw baskets on either side) but you're stuck in the middle. you can hold the ball but you can't run with it. (I don't know basketball ok? I don't know the rules so if I'm wrong forgive me) You have to put the rock on the tile in front or behind you and then its a race between you and the other player to pick it up. Side note: I didn't make this game. Credits go to many other people who have played it with me. I think one of them was a man named Steve. Thanks Steve.
Another game could be hide and seek. Works in tree biomes. To make it easier for the seekers people have to move from the trees when they get hungry. Kids get hungry more often so works best with kids. Another tree game is spies where you hide behind trees near town and listen in on everyone's conversations.
3) Bear hunter. In a town make a 3x3 wood panel square, try to cover it completely with bear skins. Another one is throne builder, where you try to make the best monument someone can stand in, i.e. bear on stone floor with mother graves all round and a sign saying our mother our protector. Still another one in this category is scribe. Try to write as many documents as you can. Compile them into a book, lock them in a chest, give the key to your most trusted.
4) Yum. Get as high a yum bonus as you can. Mine was Yum x15 and I will beat anyone who yumraces against me.
5) Livestock. One dog, one pig, one goose, one cow, one sheep, five separate pens. Bonus points for signs saying "cow" "sheep" etc.
6) One hundred baskets, go!
7) Trap a bear in a fenced pen. Not only is this a challenge, it would also be very helpful to the town... Well... maybe a stone walled pen, if you were willing to pen yourself in to save your town. Like, when you were very old and had given away your clothes.
8) MUSHROOM FARM! Someone has already done this challenge, and it resulted in a very high aftermath.
9) Convince eight people to curse someone random. If you are of a strong moral compass, convince them to curse a murderer or dog breeder or someone.
10) Make a sign with every letter of the alphabet.
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I double dare you to do every one of these, and to post the pictures on forum!

*role-players turn their faces to the heavens* role-players: I AM GOD AND I AM PLEASED! I GRANT VEXENIE PURPLE WINGS SO SHE CAN FLY TO PLUTO! ALSO I LOVE MY POODLE POO_DLE!

Mushroom sellers in the streets. In one life I had a good vendor going. I was shepherd so I would trade the mushroom seller wool clothes for mushrooms, was pretty nice and the beginning of trade but I had to leave in the middle. A successful mushroom trade system is what we need to fuel and ignite this wonderful religion, in the opinion of me and many other players.

+1
Babies are supposed to be hard aren't they? Of course if we went down THAT road we would need underwear and toilets, or ppl would be pooping all over the place.. rating wld go from PG13 to R in a few hours

He's making love

Heh.. not that long.. like six generations?

BoB
BBBBB
O
BBBBBBBBBBBB
BOBOBOB
boob bob
obo oo oooooo booooooooo
bobbbbbb!!
bob <----> bob
bob bob, Bob boB
dobby the bob bob
Boisterous
Outstanding
Beautiful
Bob
Yes bob yes!
no anna n-o-
no eve no
No anna oN
No eve oN
B+0+B==YES

What do you want, a medal?