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#726 Main Forum » How do you post a review? » 2018-09-17 21:52:44
- karltown_veteran
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See the title. I want to find out how many hours I've done.
#727 Re: Main Forum » Dogs » 2018-09-17 21:30:20
Guys, can somebody please explain, what is the purpose of dogs?
World domination. The pitbulls are the brawn and the poodles are the brains. Both the pitbulls and the poodles are run by the lead honcho, a poodle called Poo Doll The Great and Powerful. Their first step? To bring chaos to your town (and other towns) and drain your mutton supplies. Without mutton, you will have no counter to the pork they are using for their world combustion engine. And you'll have no space to wall it off. It's coming guys. The Poodle Slash Dog World Domination World Combustion Explosion/Implosion Engine (The PSDWDWCEIE) is coming... And it's going to be what triggers the apocalypse...
....You have been warned.
#728 Re: Main Forum » The Best Way to Experience OL » 2018-09-17 21:24:10
#729 Main Forum » I'm a lover, not a fighter » 2018-09-17 03:50:26
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 0
but not just a lover; I'm also a:
Husband, wife, father, mother (sometimes all four at once), Shroom dealer, Rose grower, Mother of dingleberry, father of Ramennoodle, King, Queen, peasant, inventor of the Lambpurse, satan worshipper, shroom worshipper, note writer, not reader, note preserver, shepherd, farmer, smith, diemaker and president of Northtown (for two seconds). Im also a bible writer, for cheeses not Jesus of course, a Cthulhu worshipper, a poet and I know it, the last man standing (multiple times), leader of democracy, overtaken by democracy, eaten by a pitfall, bear, wolf, boar, snake, taken down by a bow, knife and a note. (Thanks. for that one, I enjoyed it). Never been cursed but I have been on a committee to curse grievers, multiple times which results in everyone being annoyed by me. Leader of fashion trends, dyer of clothes, Eve, 66th generation, proud member of many a great family.. Oh, and soup-er-man. Watch out for antipasta guys, she's out there and she's hungry for more than just soup.
#730 Re: Main Forum » What's the funniest thing you've named your baby? » 2018-09-17 00:29:29
supercallousegotisticexpectalottadoughnuts
Ive never named someone this but I should
#731 Re: Main Forum » List of skilled player on forum » 2018-09-17 00:22:39
Ree
Tarr.
#732 Re: Main Forum » The look of Donkey Town » 2018-09-15 21:52:30
I'm an innoccent citizen of OHOL, but I wondered what Donkey Town looks like. Could anyone send a pic of the town? :-)
I feel the same way. I want to go find it but I haven't the guts to wind up there.
#733 Main Forum » Alternative Donkey Town (Hell) » 2018-09-15 21:50:39
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 1
https://imgur.com/a/zQRA0E5 and https://imgur.com/a/orYcw5J
OR
<Insert picture of a town lit up with eternal fires on desert.>
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Edit: This is a joke, just so you know. No griefers were harmed in the making of these photos.
#734 Re: Main Forum » Bring back the griefers! » 2018-09-15 20:48:08
I had the same experience. I was just in a town, there was enough material to make like six lots of compost in a matter of minutes. W/out griefers hiding things, you can be so much more productive. Since the griefing ppl on forum have decided that it's "cool" to be in donkey town, maybe they'll stay there and we will all be the better for it. 
#735 Re: Main Forum » Bring back the griefers! » 2018-09-15 19:14:16
Jason 1, Griefers 0
#736 Re: Main Forum » Donkeytown » 2018-09-15 19:05:56
The dogs are just the beginning people! Listen good! Somewhere out there is a town - full of death and destruction - the town is called donkeytown. It is far away, but the villagers are bad and evil, they will come and take your kids, they will come and eat all your food, they will come and make tongs out of your fence.
So before they come we need to come before them. We need to build the biggest wall mankind has seen, take their iron and guard the walls!
I WANT TO GO TO DONKEY TOWN AND ROLEPLAY AS A HARDENED CRIMINAL! And write notes saying: I WILL NEVER ESCAPE!, or: PRISON CHANGES YOU MAN, or: IM INNOCENT I TELL YOU. 
I guess if Joriom carries out his bot plan i'll get a chance to look emo.
#737 Re: News » Update: Dogs and Donkeys » 2018-09-15 13:16:00
Except instead of two dogs there's fifty thousand dogs and all the mutton has been wasted. XP
#738 Re: Main Forum » Cursed Squad » 2018-09-15 13:04:45
karltown_veteran wrote:Have fun in donkey town with all the other inmates, hope it's not TOOOO hot.
Just wait untill we organize and start cursing random people, just to gift them with free tour to the Donkey Town
Theoretically, we could put up to 50% of pupulation in Donkey Town. Using "curse bots" we would make that way higher because they would regenerate curse points 24/7 while you only loose curse points while online.
Anyone up to help Santan out? All I need is 8 accounts online 24/7, checking lineage server every 2 hours to find last person that died and curse him.
Good lord... don't you have like a job or something? Some friends? Most probable, preschool? Like, do you really want to be the guy who trolls and uses mods on an online game? 
#739 Re: Main Forum » Cursed Squad » 2018-09-15 12:53:22
Lets unite and get away from all the noobs and newbies. Lets all get cursed together and lets make Donkey Town great again!
Actually... Its more like you live in Donkey Town when you're NOT cursed while after you get cursed you finally get to experience the real game along with other pros.
There's a difference between pros and griefers. I have never been cursed but I've been playing since march and would consider myself fairly professional. I also like to role-play, which isn't very professional but it's what I like to do. I'm not experienced with the art of kill or griefing if that's what you mean by professional, but I think it's stupid to ruin someone else's experience because you want to do what you like. Have fun in donkey town with all the other inmates, hope it's not TOOOO hot. 
Same with you pein, if what you said isn't satire and is instead idiocracy.
#740 Re: Main Forum » Be cursed and proud » 2018-09-15 12:49:38
It's more grey and white... but sure. You do you.
#741 Re: Main Forum » Just Thought it Should be Known » 2018-09-15 12:47:38
I was the one warning that the Pupocalypse is upon us. Seriously, South town is for the dogs now. Dogs are the newest way to grief towns. You heard it here first.
They need to be able to be dispatched or the whole planet will be overrun.
Yep, they even had pitbulls last time I was there... pitbulls and no med pads, and me. Me, who thought the boy was joking when he said a pitbull had eaten his mom. Me who paid the price for laughing.... I will be the destroyer of (ingame) pitbulls from now on.
#742 Re: Main Forum » Be cursed and proud » 2018-09-15 12:42:45
No thanks.. btw how does your face (and... er.... other things) == being cursed?
#743 Re: Main Forum » PERMANENT Implementations » 2018-09-15 12:34:16
Yippy, yappy dogs. Doorbells. Dogs that follow you around and can be named. Dogs that need food every few minutes to survive. Dogs that will eat babies if they get hungry enough, oh and dogs that have a one in two chance of turning into a pitbull every time they eat a baby so feed them well.
#744 Re: Main Forum » Cursed Squad » 2018-09-15 12:29:34
You guys, I'm pretty sure this is satire. Or I hope it is, because this is very uncharacteristic to pein's personality.
#745 Main Forum » Who has been to donkey town? Anyone? » 2018-09-15 02:17:17
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 0
I want all the ooey-gooey gorey deets, because I haven't the guts to get myself sent there. Someone speak up! Photos? Diary? Live video account? I WONT JUDGE YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE AND WHAT BE DONKEY TOWN
#746 Re: Main Forum » What do you spend your time in-game? » 2018-09-14 00:52:11
Greifing
You're honest at least. That is, unless you're lying about griefing, which would be odd
Mine would probably be... vanity sometimes? It's not really vanity because clothes save you and your successors food from the warmth they bring. And aprons and backpacks are useful. But yeah, I do engage in the occasional "vanity": Making crowns, dyeing clothes red
Social's also a biggie; I consider roleplaying to be a side job. But not roleplaying like killing over drama, or keeping cursed babies. Also I make sure that I can support my own weight while roleplaying by making a steady stream of compost.
Food, of course, is a large part. We gotta eat!
Sheep is big. I feed sheep and get poo more than I make pens.
#747 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-09-14 00:17:17
Good for you! Some old bag o' bones once threatened to kill me because I sang "Havana".. I probably semi-deserved that one though
#748 Main Forum » Poll: How quick is the average player to kill? » 2018-09-14 00:14:54
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 0
And creating some norms in kill/dont kill
#749 Re: Main Forum » It's an OHOL play! You, dear forum person, may be acting in it! » 2018-09-13 12:15:03
nice
...but where am I? I mean I never post but stillllll lmao
Fixed!
#750 Re: Main Forum » It's an OHOL play! You, dear forum person, may be acting in it! » 2018-09-13 01:25:53
nEat
thAnks