a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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I’d be down for that. Would have to install a server selector first though.
Good to know! I'm a shit teacher but ill try to teach my new chinese children a thing or two!
OH WOW AURORA. It's me, your nameless cousin the farmer who took Filip in!
I saw you freaking out after losing your children. You kept apologizing frantically and you wouldn't listen to my cries of consolations.
Filip grew up to be a great farmer, I ended up giving him my blue clothes and my knife and he lived to be an old man taking care of the farm making sure everyone was fed. I was like a father to him and our goodbye was filled with tearful eyes and heartwarming words.
You were not a failure in our eyes, we loved you dearly and Filip did his best to make you proud. If only you could see what a smart young man he turned out to be. Without him the colony would've failed.
And you were a big part of that; you raised a great man.
Best of luck in your next life and may your journey take you to happy and flourishing places.
And Filip if you read this, I'm so proud of you my son. I couldn't have found a better successor.
Love and respect.
I'm very glad to hear that my bab did great things in life. I am proud.
Thank you for caring for him.
I am very grateful.
I LOVE MY BABY BOYS! I WANT MY BABY BOYS TO BE HAPPY AND I LOVE THEM AND I WANT TO HUG AND CUDDLE THEM AND THEIR LITTLE BABY FACES!!
If somebody on your server rings a bell and you don’t have a homemarker, your homemarker changes to lead to the bell. (I Think)
If you don’t have a home market and somebody on the server rings the bell, the bell will become your home marker.
This needs a story I suppose;
I was born into a big village with plenty of food, people and lots of things to do and see. My mother ran away from me just as I was born, she clearly didn't want me. I thought it was going to be the end of me until my kind grandmother stepped in and fed me carrots. I of course felt unwanted but my grandmother loved me dearly and told me how beautiful and special I was and how I'd do great things. Soon it was her time to go and she gave me her things and said "You are going to be the best person in this entire village" "Be the best you, you can be" Then she was gone, I was all alone again. But then my cousin arrived and we started farming together. He was much older than I was but he was a nice man. When I was around 7 he informed me that I was the last lady in the village and that i needed to have many children, I was delighted, I found the thing to be great at! Having beautiful babies!
Time came and went and on my 14th birthday I got my first little miracle Michael, he was such a sweet baby and he was very helpful and generous towards everyone. Then came my second, Angelo. Such a beautiful baby boy, he lived up to the expectations his older brother set well. Then came Michelangelo, such a cute lil bab, a mish mash of his brothers names and personalities, I loved him dearly. Then came Augus, he dissappeared, poor baby boy. And so came my first baby girl, Miracle. She was truly a miracle that would of saved our village if I wasn't such a dumb negligant mother. She dissappeared at around ten.
Along came Peter, he was a quick learner and as soon as he was old enough he jumped out of my arms and started working, I was very proud. Then came my second daughter, Beautiful. She really was beatiful, pale skin and blonde hair, the perfect lil bab. And last but not least came Filip, I fed him for about 2 years before I became too old and fed him carrots. My cousin took him in as his farming deciple and he worked the farm well.
And I think that's all of them. I tried to teach them how to love themselves and others. I tried dressing them up in all the clothes I could find to keep them warm and cozy and I tried to tell them how much I loved them and how much they meant to me.
But clealry that wasn't enough. Half of them dissappeareed without a trace. It took me many years to realize this as I assumed they were out working in the forest or in the big desert catching rabbits.
But when I did a quick headcount I realized only Michael, Angelo, Filip, Micaelangelo and my cousins were left. I was horrified and quickly went into a panicked state. My babies were gone! And it was all my fault! I hadn't been a good enough mother or a granddaughter breaking my grandmothers promise! The panic turned into depression and I kept apologizing to everyone until there was nobody else to apologize to. There was nothing else to do but die.
I asked my sons to stab me with my knife. They all refused. I asked the lady wanderer the same question, she refused aswell. With nobody else to ask I opted for a starvation suicide but Michael kept feeding me, generous boy that he was.
And so I waited out my last years in a depressed state continously apologizing to people that werent alive to hear it. With my eldest feeding me like some sort of baby.
I died miserable. Not because of you my babs, you were the lights of my life and I dont know what I wouldve done without you.
I died miserable because of me, my failure to parent my children into independent young adults and my failure to keep the promise I had promised my grandmother.
I was a failure.
And I am sorry.
Seems like something I’d do, but surprisingly I had nothing to do with this.
No? I've been an Eve alot these past days and the only thing ive run into is 3 unwatered seed plots. I think the distance is fine
I spent a life as a druggie just trying to find and eat mushrooms. Some lady got tired of me and shot me, I don’t blame her.
I think it’s I the code. I only know because somebody told me that we were on server 6
Karma system, each kill you lose a point. *Zero* passive karma regeneration. To get a karma point another player has to use an item on you, something like a medal. It should be an item that requires moderate effort to make, but is accessible to low tech so Eve can reward her kids. The point is that it shouldn't be easily spammable, so not only is regaining it hard for griefers, but it also makes it possible to meaningfully thank someone who has been of great help. Maybe also a negative karma item, to punish bad kids without resorting to murder. Karma would be visible to anyone, so if you get low karma by being an ass you'll be doomed to play as Eve forever because nobody will raise you. Conversely, good karma will get you prioritized over other babies, because everyone wants a helpful player in town.
I really like this idea. Especially the medal part, i've had some really lovely kids and parents that I want to reward for being so wonderul and helpful. But I think it should be more than one kill for negative karma, like if I kill a greifer and don't get a medal right afterwards ill be seen as a bad person. I think it should be every 3rd kill at least.
I don't think civs should ban them outright, I can understand killing boys if you already have tons and no girls. But it pisses me to no end when I'm repeatedly killed for no reason other than being a boy, especially when the said village has a huge surplus of supplies anyway.
It's gotten so bad that even the male babies are suiciding because they think being a boy is useless. When boys are kept they are basically second class citizens, they are expected to be working at all times to serve, spending their entire lives catering to the wishes of there female overlords.
So we're just expendable workers, enslaved for a lifetime and can be killed on a whim.But women become royalty, they are told how valuable and special they are from birth, they are told not to worry about having boys. They can play god by choosing who gets to live and die. They can sentence there sons to a lifetime of thankless labor from birth. It is now becoming socially acceptable within the game to murder any male with impunity.
Nobody in this society will bat an eye if a male is killed, they aren't that important anyway right. So no, according to the majoraity of people killing males is not a crime, hundreds are killed every single day.
That’s why I love my sons a lil extra. To show them that not everyone hates them and that I think they’re still special even if they have a penis.
It isn’t a crime to kill anyone who isn’t hardworking. But I always give baby boys a chance.
I did leave, but I got bored and couldn't find any stones so... yeah... no Clyde worshipping. Sorry.
You were a shit grandson anyways, woman’s name and everything
I think the helping of the sick is a good idea (But maybe not passing out etc) maybe you could make wool bandages against stab wounds and arrow shots. And you could possibly boil a root the same way you make dye but you make medicine against snake bites.
I do it a lot, like announcing to myself that I need to find a saw when I’m miles away from home.
If your talking about the Lil' Hermione boy (could be unrelated, if you were Clyde) I don't think he left.
Fuck! I waned my shrine! Slimey bastard
Seems like an awful lotta work for just some eggs and a feather
As I’m typing this, you are still alive you lil fucker. I told you to be a hermit in the forest and in exchange I wouldn’t kill you. You agreed and I prepared you for your journey be telling you exactly what to do. Fuck off, build me a shrine and never come back. Just as you were leaving on your journey I got stabbed by a mushroom fucker and my brother was confessing his eternal love to me. So did you do it? Do I have a shrine dedicate to me out there? I better.
Master Greta disapproves!
Thats why you always place the knife in a basket and give the basket to someone instead of the actual knife.
Did I just watch religion get invented?
Nah, OHOL religion has been around for a long ong time.
Praise the Anti-Spider God
To the dumb horse-riding queen and her dumb son, Oliver.
All you did was ride around calling us peasants and occasionally murder us for no good reason. I'm glad some killed you. You sucked.
Oliver killed my mother, Joy. Said she murdered someone but I know she didn't so I'm glad I killed you to avenge her.
That’s not a very nice thing to say, peasant!