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Over the last few days i\ve gotten so many more people to care about, so I just had to make a part 2.

To my Eve Mother;

Hello mother, you might not remember me. I was your first and only child, a son (sucks, I know) You named me Algebra and you told me to be a trapper. I ran away alot to trapped bunnies until you were too old to farm and I took up farming. Anywys, enough about our lives. I just wanted to tell you that you were a wonderful mother and I'm sorry that I wasn't able to keep the family line going, cause the penis and all that. But I really do hope you remember me becasue I remember you and I love you.

To my Aunt;

Hey, I was the only child my mother (and your sister) decided to kill. You were the prepubessent little girl who tried running after me to feed me what little food we had left until I was old enough to eat. You gave me your last carrot. I tried heling you in any way I could during the famine, I ran to get food and water for you and your children. My mother laughed at me because she was certain that I was going to die but I think she ate her words when I laughed at her on her death bed. But anyways, I say you die and I was genuenly sad, one of your daughters took your clothes and I told her to take good care of them. We all survived that famine,only one of my sons did, but almost all of your children made it to the end. I carried on the tradition of an aunt keeping their sisters baby alive by feeding it carrots. I fed a little boy, I named him Johnathan, Johnathan if you read this, Auntie loves you. And I love you too, aunt.

To my wierd incest village;

So this one might need some more story.

We lived in a little shithole in a swamp
My mother was a dumb fucker with a bow, she named both me and my sister Naamee (aka Name)
She killed herself shortly after my sisters 3rd birthday because we treated her like she was mentally retarded when she brought us brances and berries we didn't need or ask for.
Life in the swamp was getting boring so I decided to have some fun. I asked my sister to marry me, she accepted.
We were both very likeminded people so when we got our first baby we decided to just make everything extremly weird and extremy fun. The swamp became a hellhole, but the good kind of hellhole. We only kept black baby girls, we killed all boys with a bow and laughed at their bones. We only let the girls have babies with their uncle dad (aka me) and we named all the babies just the weirdest things. It all ended i na mass suicide after a failed magration to the greenlands.

Anyways heres my message to my incest village family;

Die on this dick, bitch!

Anyways that's it! Might update it when I meet some more wonderful people

Brothers! Sisters! Listen up! I have a truth to tell you! It's the truth of the Anti-Spider God! He will save us from the spiders!

So basically I created a OHOL religion that I teach to all of my children. It's a religion based on an Anti-Spider God who protects us from the mean spiders. The spiders are mean because they eat our bones.

Ive set a few rules in place for all Anti-Spider followers.

The rules follow;

1. We pray to the Anti-Spider God everyday, to pray we say "Spider no! Spider away!" so the Anti-Spider God takes the spiders away.

2. We kill all the people who follow another god (Aka the fucking carrot god) /denies the evildoings of the spiders/denies the Anti-Spider Gods existence.

3. We teach all our children about the Anti-Spider god.

4. We name all our children Aurora. (No matter what gender)

Don't let the spiders eat your bones! Teach your children, your childrens children and your childrens childrens children about the Anti-Spider God today!!
Don't let them eat you!!!!!!