a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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By my gf, enjoy
original vid
My gf got inspired and did a lil bit of sketching, from WBsteve's videos, wich i showed her ![]()
pls, enjoy!

The last one is a parody on "Saturn Devouring His Son"

Started a new live and guess what? Another WaF sWloAdS slaughter in a dying village, where we struggle to survive. First time when i really thinking about quiting...

I know that topic was here like hundreed of times, but i can't tolerate this stupid ass shit mechanic.
A game of parenting and civilization building! Where my 100% cause of death is age or WAR BLOODY SWORDS . When i enter in OHOL i look through crafting recepies to remember everything and doing my best to maintain the village of any race and families with any job, to get what? A random stab from some douchebag. I remember my first lives, where murder was't so common! I mean, it melts your heart when a society with almost no crowd control keeps surviving. Now what? Every single motherfucker can bring this crap item and kill almost everyone in seconds. I hate even murdering my relatives with a knife, THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
I may look mad and yes, i am mad as hell. You can defend your opinion that this devil sword is a normal or even a nice mechanic. But i assume you are just another troll with a weapon hiding behind your back, spaming /love emotion before stabbing someone. 
Also to telling each of you, we have a great cooperation due voice chat and that improves our work cooperation in a good way. The problem is that the justice system must be reworked. Not to blame coop players. I am giving all my clothes and stuff to others, saving patience, when someone "spits" me in face. Blaming that we want to have a warm time with society construction, to receive more blame. Also if you are curious, if one of us dies (that ussualy happens when the town doesn't have small food for kids) other one keeps working, while me or she just goin' to make some tea, etc. ![]()
@Roosty knife
one question
how much good experience do you yourself have with raising multiples ?
instead of seeing only your view of the situation, look at it from the opposite side
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i don't hate any kid or any player in this game, i am trying to rear all my kids meantime to the age of self-sufficiency
but in general nearly all my experiences with multiples are bad,
either they died right away, or they all ran away after self-sufficient & did not contribute to the town or they died after one of them died, or they were at the very least obnoxious or even outright griefingOHOL is basically not a coop game, it's a multiplayer
what players like you attempt to do with twinning/coop is, to press a private session of coop into a multiplayer game, those just are different rules to playcoop doesn't support the multiplayer aspect, it interferes with it
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the mechanic is in game, so it shoud work. And yes, i was at the opposite side, i had more than 2 at a time. So what's the deal?
yeah as i expected no support at all.
So basicly, when i was a beginer in OHOL i was playin' alone, but with time, as i was learning, my gf joined me in our adventures in a such cute game. We started playing twin, like forever, and do all our best to make a great team and help the place where are borned to prosper. We never griefed a single place at all, even people sometimes were rude. Doing all the mighty work we posibly can, especialy my gf love to farm and everything stands on it, if the town neded more people help in other directions, we split to help everybody, and didn't stayed together if society needs help. As babys we roleplayed, sharing our clothes, if someone gifted 'em to us and using /blush /happy, etc. cute emotions. My gf even was afraid of using a knife, and does all the job with it very carefully.
But i am sick with one thing. The twin hate. Yes, i know and unrestand that people are afraid interacting with twins, that they might be griefers. Almost every day of our play-session at least two moms leave us to death (/sad) first like 20 times i was patient now THIS, this thing get me sooo mad, that i really can't hold my nervs and decided to cry here on forums. The last drop was, that we was borned in Eve camp, our mom turned old, our big "sis" wanted us dead, and said "No twins, or have happy time with no girls" and runned away, pushing the mom to follow her. That day haved another situation, where a middle town was griefed by locking the main door and hiding the needed tools. And i swear to god, if people knowed that we are twins, 100% most of 'em will be blaiming us. But there are people, who believed in us, bless 'em with their kindness and warm greetings in their lives, the last guy was called Dennis, sweet fella, love him <3.
So what i wanted to say. Even a single player can grief an entire town, so what now, kill all kids? Thx for reading my post...
The "wise" old man in field. Maybe will make a template, something like confucius meme.
So i was thinking about that we need more memes. Thx for helping my dear family, they are so sweet! With new clothing update remembered about something really old. And coudn't hold my dreams! If you have some meme screenshots, make sure to post it here!
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HODOR (from GoT)
Look At My Horse Song!

Here is the screenshot
Here we are, two identical brothers (my girldfriend and me). All our life we dedicated to farm from almost nothing to big farms and have a peaciful life, at old age we decieded to do a funny screenshot! Enjoy a little sketch, hope you like that! (no human being was harmed in that life)
Awe I love it. Its a very appropriate amount of cute and creepy.
Thx! I appreciate that! (For a moment i thought that anyone doesn't care). That's the way i wanted to people see this picture, like creepy and cuteness
is that cake?
yeah, my friend wanted to draw a cake slice. Ya know? Like in meme style, for example in Portal game. Who knows, may be we will get to make in future updates a cake for OHOL parties. From butter, milk, cacao, cane sugar etc.
I remember myself lives, as a male character, where i raised abandoned children. Sometimes they were calling me "Dad". I gaved 'em a lot of attention, gifts and even teaching. Good times.
It's an interesting concept. Have any ideas how to represent this system on family tree?
Try to suggest it here
On this picture is my fav character, also my first job in game was cooking pies and i still love to cook, like in real life. I hope you enjoyed!
And remember: Make pies, not murders.
Bob 101 wrote:pein wrote:last few times people used pads to heal the griefers who lost proper duels
like both of us has weapon and i stab first then i get stabbed in returni think healing is good right now, even too op
I agree. A baby was spamming /ill and /yoohoo since birth. I figured we'd be better off if he didn't grow up.
But the people literally rush to heal him and curse me, Telling me to "get over it". They seriously sided with the obnoxious emote spammer.
Healing is only ever used to take advantage of noobs.
PS: Their are no real "fair duels". Just tedious ones.
I kill ppl for spamming devious, nvm those cancer emotes
killing people because they use emotions? Wow that's kinda aggressive
is that...!?
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Dirty pad is a nightmare.
The only thing i would change about medicine is portable pads. Mabey a small vessel to carry one pad in.
But i agree with pein. I have seen many times the griefer get healed and the person that stabbed them is killed because people jump to conclusions. There was a guy i saw last night hiding carts of pies behind trees when he was stabbed he was healed and we lost a good smith to an arrow wound.
Yes! That the exact thing i am trying to say about portable pads.
I made a simple meme to describe the basic idea (sorry for low quality).
The idea of this post: I think we should be capable to put sterile wool pads in backpack.
Because today i had a pretty sad situation. I worked hard as posible to maintain the village with not at all many people. My mom for some reasons becamed mad and asked me to kill a lil girl, i refuzed and tried to warn her of danger be murdered. She tried to escape, but my mom got her with an arrow. You know how horrible is healing an arrow wound. I did all the steps and didn't fineshed the last one, because the wool pads was way to far and most of them were dirty. This maded be so sad, that the girl almost survieved, just few seconds more. But she is gone.
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and then Sudden Infant Death. Rip Nameless 
I kept it in mind for long time and decided to post it somewhere. Hope you will enjoy it