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#101 Re: Main Forum » Popatrz tutaj » 2020-05-02 16:49:57
no. stop.
#102 Re: Main Forum » kijk jongen » 2020-05-02 16:48:55
please no.
#103 Re: Main Forum » DELETE THIS NOW MODS » 2020-05-01 21:13:07
Thicc
You perv
#104 Re: Main Forum » Toxic is trying to steal accounts » 2020-04-28 01:56:47
Any updates on this? Have you done anything Jason?
Yeah I was wondering too
#105 Re: Main Forum » Toxic is trying to steal accounts » 2020-04-24 15:50:51
He shut his website down ("website is sleeping"). Shit's going down. Oh, the scandal! 
#106 Re: Main Forum » Toxic is trying to steal accounts » 2020-04-24 15:18:13
Hoooo-ly shit! 1+ years in jail?? The toxic-jason war just got REAL! *sips tea*
#107 Re: Main Forum » The mods are banning people for talking in the-street? » 2020-04-23 18:37:54
Hey I use T-Mobile theres nothing wrong with it >:(
#108 Re: Main Forum » The mods are banning people for talking in the-street? » 2020-04-22 03:49:56
Plus haha we have multiple accounts on discord and your not getting rid of them anytime soon.
Please. For the love of god. Learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. From what I've gathered *you're* an adult, but *your* grammar and spelling are appalling. This is how society breaks down.
#109 Re: Main Forum » Ladies and Gentleman we got em’ (RIP Jason) » 2020-04-17 20:20:58
BTW, Toxic never gave me his Steam ID so that I could process his refund request.
I guess he loves the game too much after all.
Damn, Jason throwing shade. If this doesn’t turn into a full blown forum battle imma be disappointed.
#110 Re: Main Forum » Add edible fences. » 2020-04-16 04:51:06
#111 Re: Main Forum » The God is Angry » 2020-04-14 14:15:10
My monitor stopped working, I have only slow laptop or phone for games, while everyone else has suffered in OHOL I spent pleasant morning with You are Hope on japanese server.
Noooooo, traitor!! Now we've really angered Jason!
#112 Re: Main Forum » I want a refund Jason. » 2020-04-13 22:55:43
Boo hoo. You got a solid year of fun gameplay, 20 dollars should surely cover that. Hope you feel proud of yourself for stealing money from a hardworking man with 3 kids to support.
#113 Re: Main Forum » Playing Jason Rohrer, A Guide For You » 2020-04-12 20:15:57
You were stoned out of your mind when you wrote this, weren’t you?
#114 Re: Main Forum » More fanart. Selina Pizza - Blood Queen. » 2020-04-08 01:39:08
Lets get this in the fan art page Jason, it definitely deserves to be there
#115 Re: Main Forum » More fanart. Selina Pizza - Blood Queen. » 2020-04-06 01:56:49
Wow that's beautiful! And the life seems like it was a fun one.
#116 Re: Main Forum » Original Memes » 2020-04-03 18:32:45
https://imgur.com/6AcWd5d
https://imgur.com/gYp7uXV
https://imgur.com/dTKEWAu & https://imgur.com/o50eykr
sorry for the URLs, I thought they were right format for /img files but I guess not
#117 Re: Main Forum » This is a Form of the Chaos You Asked For, Enjoy It » 2020-03-30 19:39:44
What I meant was that you did shoot a string of insults at Jason. I don't remember the specific thread but his reply was something along the lines of "I would fear for my safety if I met you in real life."
Perhaps this update does not upset you as much as it does others, hence you do not feel they should be so steamed. But you have been equally steamed at times, hence me circling back to that thread.
It doesn't matter, really, I just feel like since you have expressed your opinions when they are both critical and praise, other people should be able to express criticisms to Jason
but you're saying "don't stoop to insults about Jason or the game". Fair point, but you did do just that in the past.
Of course if it's all water under the bridge I won't keep bringing it up. I have nothing but respect for you.
#118 Re: Main Forum » This is a Form of the Chaos You Asked For, Enjoy It » 2020-03-30 02:23:11
karltown_veteran wrote:Not to be rude, Morti, but I’m guessing you’re only saying this because you can tolerate this update. I distinctly remember you shooting a string of insults at Jason about some other update, including “afraid to get his balls wet”. It’s a little hypocritical. Of course, you’re right. We shouldn’t be rude to Jason because he’s trying his best.
It's in the past. And I said his kids were the best thing he's created in this world, next to this game, by, getting his dick wet.
Just an expression for having sex, I learned while on the streets of Detroit, 10 years ago.
It's really a nice place. I live on Lake Huron, so, to see the water of that entire body, rushing past Detroit at night, was a pleasant experience.
Jump the fence of the Chrysler building and have a walk down the river at 3 AM and you'll know what I'm talking about.I guess a pimp came up to me with a hooker at 2 AM and asked me if I wanted to get my dick wet, it was the first time I'd ever heard that expression, and it's just stuck with me ever since.
People are strange, but I love you.
All of you.
I’m not sure I understand what this has to do with my point, but it was cool to read. Here’s a neat expression I learned - to “sheath your sword” means to wear a condom 
My fave expression for sex is “boom-chicka-wow-wow”
#119 Re: Main Forum » What is racism? » 2020-03-30 02:17:46
This isn’t even about one hour one life. Nowadays people are obsessed with race and micro-aggressions. Oh, I’m sorry, you think it’s racist that a white person is wearing a black panther sweater? I couldn’t care less. Some things are important, some things are just stupid.
#120 Re: Main Forum » Hugs » 2020-03-29 13:22:16
Yes, hug people and don't let go! hug them until they can't hug no moe. Hug their bones even after. Also push others. And if you are older you should be able to slap them!
Hug em til they hurl
#121 Re: Main Forum » This is a Form of the Chaos You Asked For, Enjoy It » 2020-03-29 13:20:13
Not to be rude, Morti, but I’m guessing you’re only saying this because you can tolerate this update. I distinctly remember you shooting a string of insults at Jason about some other update, including “afraid to get his balls wet”. It’s a little hypocritical. Of course, you’re right. We shouldn’t be rude to Jason because he’s trying his best.
#122 Re: Main Forum » Hugs » 2020-03-29 02:53:19
Why do y’all keep reviving this topic? I want it too but it’s clear Jason won’t add it, let it die guys.
#123 Re: Main Forum » I Have a Question For Everyone » 2020-03-27 14:58:32
That's hilarious spoon, that you'd link to someone using the last name Neptune.
It reminds me of when Jason first added naming to the game, and I was trying to come up with some easy, go to, convention for names.
I was so glad the planets worked when I found it.
Mercury, Venus
(Earth was a tricky one, but Luna came with Terra, naturally)
Mars, Jupiter, Saturn
Uranus ruined it, it goes to the name Urban? I think?
and Neptune becomes Nephi, are you kidding me?
More adults, name their kids, Nephi, than Neptune?
I always thought Neptune would be a badass name.
I was definitely your kid more than once 
The life in which I remember planet names most distinctly, I was going around with roses trying to get with my cousins
#124 Re: Main Forum » The game is dead » 2020-03-27 14:47:24
Game pop levels were around 62 back in September too. People have been saying this game is dead for as long as it’s been alive, although it’s true that it’s stopped having the baby booms it had in its earlier days (caused by YouTubers playing it, I think)
#125 Re: Main Forum » Game Breeds Incel Upon Incel Upon Incel » 2020-03-26 00:11:00
ok karen