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#126 Re: Main Forum » So what's the meta? » 2022-02-19 12:58:16

The meta is getting 200 health by yumming then afking.

Probably better that people do afk, I can keep them alive for much less food then they would munch.

#127 Main Forum » Steam deck integration » 2022-02-18 13:55:32

Laggy
Replies: 4

Jason, have you thought about creating a version of OHOL for the steam deck?

I know you can play OHOL with a controller using Hetuw, and even use the mouse if said controller has a track pad.

Can you make a version of OHOL that has an onscreen keyboard and WASD movement?

Steam deck is the future of mobile gaming.

I could envision OHOL's population booming, if it would be one of the 300 games, so far, steam deck verified.

#128 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Jason Quote » 2022-02-10 13:52:40

Jason wrote:

"I've been watching a lot of Michael Jackson's old interviews and candid moments.

Seems about as close as we've ever gotten to an angel walking among us in human form.

And look what we did to him.
"

Michael Jackson? The pedo Michael Jackson? For reals?

What we do to him?

Give him fam and fortune?

Make him take those pills?

Jason, I really want to know what (you think) we all did to Michael Jackson.

#129 Re: Main Forum » Jason is a prophet! » 2022-02-04 18:52:31

jinbaili83 wrote:

bio fuels are a scam. to keep up current standard of living we need cheap fossils not only for electricity and transport ,but for chemical components used in all sectors of economy.

Yes bio fuel is currently a government subsidized scam.

Peak oil is a scam also, some say we will reach it by 2050 some say 2100, but lots of people believe we already reached peak oil production, then they find more.

Calculating peak oil is not science and anyone who thinks they can figure that out is straight up lying.

Just wait till the Antarctic melts and all the oil we find there!

#130 Re: Main Forum » Jason is a prophet! » 2022-02-04 17:50:17

Maybe fossil fuels are finite on this planet, but we can make bio fuels until the end of time!

That site seems like it may have an agenda.

Their moto is, " On a long enough timeline for everyone the survival rate drops to zero"

I think you should get knowledge from real scientists, and not journalists.

#131 Re: Main Forum » The plan moving forward » 2022-01-29 22:44:52

Any updates Jason?

Your research playing Rust and Storybook Brawl bring any inspiration you would like to share?

We are all on the edge of our seat waiting a response.

#132 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Jason Quote » 2022-01-29 22:25:39

"Be nice to me, please.

Help me want to work on the game."

Best quote ever...
Just shows you Jason mentality.
It's not enough that we bought his dumb game and play it, we gotta beg and be nice for the him to do anywork.

More like a bad excuse, tying to say that we are the reason he doesn't work on the game.
The real reason was he moved and is remodeling.
Not because we are mean.

Classic misdirection.

#133 Re: Main Forum » Genetic Score shouldn't be the only factor in gaining leadership! » 2022-01-22 13:43:00

DestinyCall wrote:

Regarding realism, is it actually that realistic to murder someone because talking wastes too much time?   That's not a utopian ideal.   That's just expecting normal civilized behavior instead of power-gaming.

If someone takes my stapler at work, I don't beat them to death with a toner cartridge ... even if that is the only way to be completely sure it won't happen again.    I find a less violent solution.

When your only tools are knives, and bows.

Every problem is solved by killing.

Unlike in the real world, you can't beat the crud out of someone, which is what should happen to certain people early on in their life.

Now we live in some distopian future where people don't even discipline their kids. Creating tons of entitled griefer Karens.

#134 Re: Main Forum » Genetic Score shouldn't be the only factor in gaining leadership! » 2022-01-21 16:27:47

Jason needs to make a Taser.
Same range as a bow but non-lethal.

Target can then be picked up and moved to jail.
Be cool to have cops in OHOL.

Pretty sad when the last girl in your family is a griefer.
This way you just throw them in jail and they can't even hurt themselves.

#135 Re: Main Forum » Genetic Score shouldn't be the only factor in gaining leadership! » 2022-01-20 12:19:40

Eve Troll wrote:

. We need to respect they are a part of this game and try to give them something thats more fun and less harmful to do.

In real life this is called jail, or death.

That be good content, a freaking jail to lock them in.

#136 Re: Main Forum » Genetic Score shouldn't be the only factor in gaining leadership! » 2022-01-19 15:03:10

So anyone can stab anyone?

Explain why leadership should be removed.

#137 Re: Main Forum » Score and Elevated Powers » 2022-01-19 14:37:00

I could make all the towns iron into knifes and get points for it?

But realistically Jason promises lifetime server account on his page.

So really you can't have the power to ban peoples accounts.

Making stuff in OHOL doesn't make you a GOOD player.

You know how many lifes have been spent making useless floors and walls?

#138 Main Forum » Genetic Score shouldn't be the only factor in gaining leadership! » 2022-01-18 15:21:20

Laggy
Replies: 24

Half the leaders are brand new players and don't even understand their position.

Why should genetic score be the only factor in become leader?

Shouldn't we take time played into account?

Leader should be picked based on genetic score and must have 30 or more hours of gameplay.

#139 Re: Main Forum » Score and Elevated Powers » 2022-01-18 15:11:24

Making 200 bowls gives me the right to ban someone's account x days.

No way any griefer could take advantage of this. NONE!

#140 Re: Main Forum » Hard locking into race » 2022-01-06 22:40:01

Going to war with any family and brutal slaying them sounds fun, but may get you alot of curses, also.

#142 Re: Main Forum » Trade Lacking Because Characters Too Equal, Including Men and Women » 2022-01-04 17:25:55

Well you are being sexist by saying "  The woman has superior ability in feeding children " yet never realize that your excluding any women who has problems breastfeeding, or are too old to have kids!!

So any women who can't breastfeed isn't a women. Which is bigotry.

Once again you fail to realize your making vast generalizations.

Yes men are generally stronger then women, but not all women, and you still fail to comprehend that your lumping everyone in the  same term, and saying look that this is a fact.

You say,  There's no reason to trade intersexually, since male and female characters are equal.

This is wrong, fertile females can give birth, Males can't.

So what your brilliant solution to equalize males and females?

You write pages and pages and never anything with real substance.

#143 Re: Main Forum » Trade Lacking Because Characters Too Equal, Including Men and Women » 2022-01-01 19:48:13

So this sexist thread doesn't break the rules?

In Spoonwoods world it's fine to be a sexist bigot.

But also reports people for calling him a troll?

BTW anyone can open a pickle jar.

Just hit it on a flat surface, lid side down to release the pressure which pops the button on the lid.

#144 Re: Main Forum » Trade Lacking Because Characters Too Equal, Including Men and Women » 2021-12-30 13:39:20

This whole discussion makes it clear Spoonwood doesn't understand real life.

Next time I shovel the driveway I'm gonna tell my wife make me a damn cake!

Spoonwood this isn't how relationships in real life work.

So in Spoonwoods world he thinks he gets a gold star for doing the dishes, and makes his wife breastfeed because he did a chore.

Just the other day, I saw my neighbor shoveling snow, and her fat husband kept saying, dinners done honey. lol

So spoonwood have you ever shoveled snow? Because I'm thinking you live in Florida because it's not like a male or female activity.

When it snows, you shovel that crap if you want to leave your driveway.

BTW real men buy snowplows and just buy cakes instead of marrying.

#145 Re: Main Forum » Jason's plan moving forward, maybe stop lying to us.... » 2021-12-28 15:23:01

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Solid reasoning, but for a lie to become a fact we have to see some effort, and so far, we only get more promises.

#146 Re: Main Forum » When private property doesn't exist, you guys dream of trading? » 2021-12-28 14:19:01

About 90% of the people I've dealt with trying to trade....

Come to town, ask for something they need.

Fully not knowing that if they want rubber, they need to at very least have buckets!! (Browns never have any buckets because of this)

Now this is damn near 90% of the time.

Now lets just forget that this isn't trading if you come with absolutly nothing to TRADE!

Work for trade, that works, but it seems like these people trying to trade don't understand what trading entailed.

This is sad, stop doing this.

I will end this rant with what I tell everyone.

Make buckets, not floors.

#147 Re: Main Forum » Jason's plan moving forward, maybe stop lying to us.... » 2021-12-28 13:43:35

DestinyCall wrote:

For what it is worth, I don't think Jason has intentionally lied to the community or mislead us.

Does it really matter if someone lies intentionally or not?

Like if you you plan something, then never follow through, does that make it not a lie?

It doesn't help that Jason has the time to make a gimmick of a treasure hunt, but not follow through with content he promised last June.

This makes me think Jason is just leading us along.

I'd be happy to be proven wrong, but until I see some content I stand my ground.

I'm not holding my breath...OHOL = DEAD GAME

#148 Main Forum » Jason's plan moving forward, maybe stop lying to us.... » 2021-12-26 21:31:23

Laggy
Replies: 7

How long must we wait before we realize Jason is just messing with us and is never going to release another true update?

I think 1 year, especially when he keeps repeating the same BS about moving.

Last real content was the sports car, 1 year and three months ago.

Jason, stop lying to us....

#149 Re: Main Forum » Trade Lacking Because Characters Too Equal, Including Men and Women » 2021-12-19 17:55:27

Why don't we make our own currency.

Has to be something thats not easy to make, but not locked behind a biome.

1 steel spring is worth 1 bucket of latex, 2 bowls of sulfur, or 3 springs for a tank of crude.

Then you can either melt down the spring or use it on our doorless shelters, win, win.

#150 Re: Main Forum » Calling All Modders: Lets Fork OHOL » 2021-12-18 15:57:26

Spoonwood wrote:
Laggy wrote:

Spoonwood conversing with you is like getting a lecture from a five year old.

Adults be like, ya, ok, and forget what you said.

No, I'm not like that.  And I am an adult, so, no adults are not like that.  For the record I'm almost Jason's age, which I suspect makes me one of the older people on these forums.

Just because your an adult doesn't change the fact that you have the logic of a kid.

Don't be sad, alot of adults never learned how to properly communicate.

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