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#176 Re: Translations » Dutch- Nederlands » 2018-04-19 10:46:31
nederlands is de beste taal
#177 Re: Main Forum » Mushroom Trolls » 2018-04-19 07:34:41
Thats the test of the shroom if u die when u on shrooms u dont deserve to live anyways! Only great people survives the shrooms
#178 Re: Main Forum » Dont build wells! build cisterns » 2018-04-17 08:52:24
YAHG wrote:Cisterns are dumb though, they don't make ANY water?
At least the wells make a pittance of water every 10 hours or whatever.Aname wrote:wells are easier
yeah, that's why reason had to kick in instead of to just wallow in laziness,
so it's not gonna happen
idc whats the problem with a well anyways that shit refills a stupid cistern not and wells have more water storage a cistern not. so why tf should i make a cistern
#179 Re: Main Forum » Dont build wells! build cisterns » 2018-04-17 08:38:46
wells are easier
#180 Re: Main Forum » Story: Women Only » 2018-04-17 08:30:24
the reason why the most boys become griefersszz
#181 Re: Main Forum » No players in aussie time » 2018-04-17 08:13:43
murders, not very much content, griefers, thiefs and that shit.
but prob most bcuz not very much content game becomes boring without any content
#182 Re: Main Forum » I Ate a Literal CartLoad of Mushrooms » 2018-04-17 07:34:48
I got feed 3 shrooms wen i had a knife in hand. in didnt end well...
#183 Re: Main Forum » Reading the monument update like » 2018-04-17 07:33:04
seems legit
#184 Re: Main Forum » Cult of the Flying mushrooms » 2018-04-16 16:05:55
I saw the vision! i truly believe in the Cult of the flying mushroom! i will embrace it. i embrace the vision!
#185 Re: Main Forum » The Anti-Spider God revolution is here! » 2018-04-16 16:04:37
Heh.
Heh heh.
You speak of cactuses. Spiders, berries. Feh. Snakes kill single people. Bears kill maybe two or three. Cactuses just sit there like the dumbasses they are.
Berries and carrots are not to be feared. Mortal hand can easily remove them.
No. None matter.
Except for the onions.
Lord Onionette shall save all who:
Do not pick the onions
Lay leaves by the onions
Give your harvests to the onions
Pray to the onions
Teach the ways of the onions
Sacrifice live sheep and ignorant babes to the onions.
Or ye shall feel the wrath of the onion.Have ye ever taken another item, like a stone, and left clicked on an unpicked onion with that item in your hand?
The onion at first looks peaceful, as if you are holding it. Then you begin to realize you can hold nothing but the onion. As you pray forgiveness Onionette starves you to death. Eventually all will worship the holy onion, and none shall have to suffer.
stfu shrooms are the new god they will take over the world with their vision! everyone will see the truth!!!
#186 Re: Main Forum » Is it a crime to kill males ? » 2018-04-16 15:59:31
The reason why 9/10 griefers i see are boys.
#187 Re: Main Forum » Murder suggestions » 2018-04-15 21:05:02
People have to help you.
Like if you get shot someone else has to get the Arrow out and then treat youre wounds. and if noone helps or if they are too slow you just die.
#188 Re: Main Forum » The Anti-Spider God revolution is here! » 2018-04-15 11:58:34
I switched to Mushroom religion! The Mushroom is the best! he gives you vision great visions he sees what a normal eye cant see.
He comes alive when the ground above him is removed. and when you eat it he gives you visions great visions!
#189 Re: Main Forum » Story: Women Only » 2018-04-15 10:04:02
game not realistic girls are better then men that isnt true game not realistic booooh!!!!
#190 Re: Main Forum » Cult of the Flying mushrooms » 2018-04-15 09:58:26
I have test one...
I have admit that I was disappointed... I expected more a thing like a color change of the game, or a fuzzy change...
It was so impatient to make the naive ones eat that! So disappointed!
THIS IS AN INSULT TO THE GREAT MUSHROOM!! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!! EVERYTHING AROUND YOU WILL TURN INTO SNAKES THAT EAT YOU ALIVE!
#191 Re: Main Forum » Killer is Dead: or How it felt to become literally Hitler » 2018-04-15 09:55:06
Aname wrote:K so do you want some music in the background when you die? so it makes it more dramatic.
I want bells ringing
I will make the bells ring for u. do you want tomatos thrown at you or something else maybe like rocks?
#192 Re: Main Forum » The Killer of Dragons. » 2018-04-14 15:42:07
Peasants, I, Thexus declare myself as the killer of Dragons now.
u gay
#193 Re: Main Forum » Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod » 2018-04-14 14:53:36
Im gonna switch my religion too mushrooms.
I wanna be high all the time lol.
#194 Re: Main Forum » Mushroom. » 2018-04-14 14:46:54
#195 Re: Main Forum » Killer is Dead: or How it felt to become literally Hitler » 2018-04-14 12:50:25
Aname, yes please
K so do you want some music in the background when you die? so it makes it more dramatic.
#196 Re: Main Forum » Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod » 2018-04-14 12:35:48
Uhm go away only cactus god has to be praised carrots are gay and outdated weak religion
#197 Re: Main Forum » Killer is Dead: or How it felt to become literally Hitler » 2018-04-14 12:34:03
I dont think thexus has to be banned he has to be BURNED!
#198 Re: Main Forum » Update 75: The Monument Update » 2018-04-14 12:33:03
RING THE BELL FOR MURDER! and its nice to have something thats pretty hard to make. bcuz u need to wait and shit
#199 Re: Main Forum » What dose everyone want out of the game? » 2018-04-14 12:31:09
Nukes I want Nukes many many nukes.
Right guys? we need nukes!
#200 Re: Main Forum » Bells are meant to praise the Carrotgod » 2018-04-14 12:28:15
You made a spelling mistake carrot has to be Cactus, U need to fix that.