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#201 Re: Main Forum » Milestones Of The Forum and Discord » 2019-12-23 17:40:42
OMG MORTI IS ALIVE
#202 Re: Main Forum » Spoonwood, we need to have a talk. » 2019-12-22 20:33:17
shut this thread down. Spoon is not gonna change his mind. Report and move on.
#203 Re: Main Forum » Discussion: What's Jason done this year? » 2019-12-22 02:06:53
Maps were pretty cool, just to name one thing.
Towns are a lot more connected now because of it, and because he moved them closer. That's nice.
#204 Re: Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 21:58:05
karltown_veteran wrote:Hey I just posted one. It's an opinion thread. And it's relevant. Chill out.
What are the opinions and how are they relevant to the game?
I cant wait to necro this thread in six months.
Do whatever you like. I’m not starting another argument with a troll who has nothing better to do 
#205 Re: Main Forum » Grapes? » 2019-12-21 20:47:23
We should be able to eat grapes. That's what rich romans used to eat.
Also I kinda liked the geese stuck on stumps. It became a cult symbol lol.
#206 Re: Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 20:45:46
Quit posting threads about nothing. Ide rather read a necro thread that is at least relevant to the game than a long one about "wah stop necroing!". How many is it now? Four? Too many, its time to stop complaining about spoon and necros and actually discuss the game.
Hey I just posted one. It's an opinion thread. And it's relevant. Chill out.
#207 Re: Main Forum » How do you feel with the game nowdays » 2019-12-21 19:08:28
Its nice. I feel like most aspects of the game aren't really used. Tattoos aren't used any more, they were used a bit when the update came but not any more. Same with fries and ice cream, et cetera. Idk.
#208 Re: Main Forum » Milestones Of The Forum and Discord » 2019-12-21 19:06:24
- no Pein reference??
- no new apoc reference??
- no Ollj mass troll threads?
- no rift reference??
- no Morty reference??and I´m missing at least 10 other people.
2/10
will read again when upgraded.
Man these critics are harsh. I can't remember everything you know.
#209 Re: Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 17:11:13
Whatever, you are all taking things too seriously, the forum is ok.
#210 Main Forum » Milestones Of The Forum and Discord » 2019-12-21 17:07:16
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 26
By Karltown_veteran (FYI my name is not Karl. Thank you. Also I’m not a veteran. I have not served in any war. I am a veteran of a OHOL town called Karltown. That is all.)
I. Birth of the forum. Savor the innocent years while you can.
II. Everyone is pissed at Jason as he adds decaying stone hoes and apocalypse. They mourn the days where they all just lived off carrots. Joriom pisses off everyone by bragging about completing apocalypse.
III. Karltown is born, promptly changes name to Karltown_veteran.
IV. The rise of Aurora Aurora
(Missed Connections somewhere between these?)
V. Littlemissmesssy, the weird ass girl who posted cleavage pictures on forum
VI. That one guy who spam posted for a refund and threatened to reveal Jason’s address (???)
VII. Aurora Aurora weird fan art, “OMG GUYS LET ME BACK ON DISCORD”, the fall of Aurora Aurora
VIII. Ya girl Karltown_veteran discovers the existence of discord thru that post, joins discord, is immediately accused by Stylingirl of being the second coming of Aurora Aurora
IX. Karltown_veteran posts weird thread about OHOL lovemaking, regrets for the rest of her days.
X. Karltown_veteran briefly “dates” Greatshawn on discord until she realizes Greatshawn is a weirdo.
XI. Bendi’s furry porhn is released by… someone… onto the discord
XII. Tarr leaves, everyone cries. Jason, moved by his gay love for Tarr, erects a monument for him.
XIII. But wait Tarr is still on discord lol.
XIV. DumDum drawings
XV. The fall of the forum begins, discord stands strong.
XVI. Spoonwood, desperate to keep the forum alive, starts screaming at everyone and reviving old posts
XVII. FORUM HAS FALLEN! EVERYONE PANIC/REJOICE (Not yet happened)
*bows* That is all.
#211 Re: Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 16:53:06
Testo had a different opinion than what you cited.
I didn't cite testo.
Huh? No, it's easier to make a comment in the original thread and bump it.
Okay. I'll rephrase that. It's easier for the rest of us. We are sick of having to check the date. No one checks dates because they're typed so small. Nor should anyone need to. And you can't see the date when you see it written on the main forum.
Honestly, it's also probably easier for you to check the date of the thread than for you to convince me of changing my ways here.
It's easier for you to change your ways than to argue with every single person that disagrees with you, but here we are.
It's irrelevant whether your comments have any meaning or value. They are still annoying the rest of us, because they bring back old threads. Furthermore, I will not be reading your comments if they're attached to necroed threads. Try posting them on new threads and I might consider it.
#212 Re: Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 15:32:02
I'm pretty sure destiny was talking about the thread and not your answer, because your answer had nothing to do with that. And Toxolotol is literally the only person who finds it funny, apart from maybe Destiny because he/she has a good sense of humor and an abundance of patience.
I think you mean right on both counts VVV
stop doing this
Spoonwood, everyone assumes that the thread is recent. Even if we could continue the discussion, it's much better to start a new thread and quote and/or link the important parts. Otherwise people will be constantly confused by old comments that were made in a totally different context.
All who dislike spoonwood's necros report him please.
This is seeding falls information and attention grabbing.
The point is: Spoon, can you stop necroing threads please?
My biggest problem with it is that it's confusing as all hell.
Please, just make a new thread with your ideas, and put a link to the relevant old thread in your post.
Just start a new topic god damn it.
Before click we don't know if it's new or old topic. Too much clicking.
For my part, I check in regularly, pretty much whenever I got bored. And every time I do, I see that it's still overwhelmingly dominated by Spoonwood and his whining and complaining and ridiculously annoying necroing of old threads, and I nope right back out again.
Why moderators aren't doing anything about someone repeatedly necroing over half a year old threads on this board is baffling.
Maybe posts should be locked after like 6 months.
What the hell Spoonwood? Of course we expect new threads at the top, because no one ever brings back old threads. No one sane, that is. Excluding you, the only person who has decided to bring back old threads.
The people have spoken Spoonwood.
I mean, it's not that it bothers me *that* much. It's just so much easier to quote the original thread, so no one thinks it's new. To be honest, everyone is about 50% sure you are trolling us so we can't really take you serious.
It's cool about the mislabeling, everyone calls me Karl lol. It's like I've adopted a second identity of a German male.
#213 Re: News » Update: More Fixes » 2019-12-21 14:32:25
Objection!!
Some of us really like the goose waggling on the stump forever. In fact it’s become a cult symbol 
#214 Re: Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 14:22:06
FYI everyone my name is not Karl. Karl is a weird ass name and I’m female. I just happen to like an OHOL town called Karltown. Spoonwood, I will troll you if I want to. There is clearly no value in your necroing old threads because no one reads your revival posts and everyone hates them.
#215 Re: Main Forum » Spoonwood, we need to have a talk. » 2019-12-21 14:18:15
karltown_veteran wrote:What the hell Spoonwood? Of course we expect new threads at the top, because no one ever brings back old threads. No one sane, that is. Excluding you, the only person who has decided to bring back old threads.
The thread at the top has often NOT been the newest thread. People's comments have always pushed a thread to the top.
You can only reasonably expect that a thread at the top has the latest comment of all threads.
Perhaps they are a 12hr old thread, but they would still be relevant news. Never have I seen a 6month old thread until you did it. Twice.
#216 Re: Main Forum » Spoonwood, we need to have a talk. » 2019-12-21 02:07:19
What the hell Spoonwood? Of course we expect new threads at the top, because no one ever brings back old threads. No one sane, that is. Excluding you, the only person who has decided to bring back old threads.
#217 Main Forum » CAN WE ALL JUST STOP » 2019-12-21 01:49:43
- karltown_veteran
- Replies: 32
NECROING THREADS PLEASE
THE FORUM IS MESSY ENOUGH AS IT IS
IT DOESNT NEED A BUNCH OF REVIVED THREADS TO CONFUSE PEOPLE
thank you that is all
and yes I do realize I necroed one myself but I only did it to piss of spoonwood
#218 Re: Main Forum » FYI, there was 417 (expected) iron inside the rift at start of arc » 2019-12-20 04:04:02
When the haters clap CLAP BACK
#219 Re: Main Forum » FYI, there was 417 (expected) iron inside the rift at start of arc » 2019-12-20 03:49:32
Yea, I'm failing to see how there's anything interesting or useful that can get gotten out of this thread. The amount of iron in The Rift during one of the arcs? It's not only a dead topic, it seems like an un-revivable one, which doesn't have a single issue that can cross contexts. If all you can do meaningfully is say "BUMP", you probably aren't likely to succeed as a necromancer, and the dead will remain in the grave.
Haters gonna hate, but I can still go “BUMP”
You seem bored spooneood
#220 Re: Main Forum » FYI, there was 417 (expected) iron inside the rift at start of arc » 2019-12-20 03:19:16
Spoonwood: *clenches fists* You've made a powerful enemy today
#221 Re: Main Forum » FYI, there was 417 (expected) iron inside the rift at start of arc » 2019-12-20 03:17:42
*BUMP*
Sup Spoonwood.
#222 Re: News » Update: Grand Arc » 2019-12-20 03:16:37
*BUMP* You all thought the rift was gone, eh?
How's it feel Spoonwood?
#223 Re: Main Forum » Spoonwood, we need to have a talk. » 2019-12-20 03:11:02
I'm gay
Me too.
Wow we are both gay. We should be gay together
Yes let us have a gay relationship UwU
#224 Re: Main Forum » I want tacos » 2019-12-19 18:53:28
Here you go:
https://i.imgur.com/nRmlZWz.png
O_o *tries to eat screen*
#225 Re: Main Forum » Ideal scenario for governing / ruling » 2019-12-19 18:34:33
Too much elections, bad idea.
I disagree elections are fun.
Also I would totally play as a peasant. Makes lives more interesting, you might be born into wealth or poverty.