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Ka wrote:

arkajalka wrote:

This anti-spider god is super cringy facepalm for me. It doesnt have anything to do with ingame things. Just a cheap copy of carotism, berrybushism, cactiteism and pielover society.

I would be ready to bet that it didn't take any inspiration from any of those religions.

arkajalka wrote:

Please dont invent things off game and stick to something "real". There´s plenty of things to build a religion up from that are actually in the game.

The fear of the unknown, and superstitions that can't be proven as false. Both seem pretty real to me.
I actually like the Anti-Spider god, both in concept and execution. Much more original and stimulating than big bears and berry bushes.
Still, only The Penguin has my loyalty.

This man knows what’s up! The anti spider religion is just a roleplay “shitpost” never even knew other religions exsisted. Thanks for liking the hellhole I’ve created btw

So they gamed the system for a "high score" instead of actually playing the game how it was intended. Just like the first record, it's actually kind of sad people go to such great lengths for something that is incredibly easy to do when you organize, which was never intended to be how the game was played.

Weak humans. You are blinded by your perceptions. Those who let themselves be driven by fears and pleasures cannot see the truth of the universe.

The Penguin shall see. The Penguin shall judge. The Penguin shall laugh of those who are weak, and walk away.

Only those who can contemplate the infinite can hope to understand The Penguin. Never giving, never taking, only existing in its perpetual state of superiority.

You shall live and die by your limitations. The Penguin shall watch, and do nothing about it.

Because such is truth. Because such is existence. Because such is the way of the infinite.

Aname wrote:

superBlast wrote:

The mighty minion of the Great Northern Bear listing to PLANTS? Ahahaha what a funny joke. What is that? You were serious? Let me laugh even louder at your ridiculous ideas. Ahem.... AHAHAHAHAHA!

Youre weak ass bear god only kills and kills! thats not a god that someone who wants to destroy everything. its more like a devil then a god!

The cactus god gives his holy fruit too those who believe in him! so the people will not die of starvation.
whats youre god doing hmmm. o yeah youre god is killing innocent people what a shame! you cant call that a god!

Not once have I called the Great Northern Bear a god. It is simply the will of the planet! With bears as it's minions, those that are weak are culled and those that are able to overcome the minions are granted strength, bravery, and fur to last generations. They are mere obstacles, a test, we must overcome. Overcoming and eating the heart of a bear will give you all such blessings. A cactus is a simple plant that everyone forgets about, but no one forgets a bear sent by the Great Northern Bear raiding your home.

Aname wrote:

Left4twenty wrote:

No, let us all pray to the High Horse, bringer of the apocalypse, that the world shall not end again.

Youre horse is easy to catch what pathetic youre god is a pathetic being!

The cactus on the other hand can never be caught never be destroyed and only believers will eat from its holy fruit! non believers will die of the snakes!

Penguins are the next human evolution. They don't need food, nor death, nor friend, nor love, nor warm.

They are perfect, they are penguins.

Those are the true gods ! Have you see them desapear after the apocalypse ? Because I dont.

No, let us all pray to the High Horse, bringer of the apocalypse, that the world shall not end again.

Ha! I've been born to a village that had two cacti right next to it, and no one even cared about them. The moment a minion of the Great Northern Bear came through, everyone ran and panicked as they tried to fight it off. Even killing a member of our tribe. Fear the Great Northern Bear, respect the Great Northern Bear! May he grant us his blessing!

Aname wrote:

TrustyWay wrote:

The only true gods are, of course, the mysterious ones, the ones nobody can kill, the true rulers and mighty masters of theses lands.

The penguins.

penguin is a coward and Always run away what a pathetic god!

The cactus god never runs!

Your puny cactus god is too dumb to move. The Great Northern Bear fears nothing. Neither man, nor fire, nor nature itself. Seek the Great Northern Bear's blessing, and your power will be unmatched.