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#227 Main Forum » To my mother Lucy, You dumb biotch.. » 2018-05-17 13:32:34

MistressZues
Replies: 0

You named me Aaron I had a brother named Billy. I went to get wheat for the pies you asked if someone could farm my brother said kk. so I went back to pies. you birthed a girl and left her (the only girl besides you) I fed her three times while we wondered where you were. I kept her alive for you. upon your return you stabbed me and said i didnt work... wtf you bitch. I was literally 7 years old what did you expect me to accomplish in that short amount of time. I was able to make you a bowl of dough before you abandoned my sister (the only girl). You are a shitty mom and just wanted to kill for fun admit it. I even told you that you cant mix mutton with carrots like you were trying to do.... -_-.  To my Nameless sister I see you died two minutes later. Im sorry our mom was a rude heartless bitch. Good Luck Billy.

#228 Re: Main Forum » FAMILY TREE WONT SHOW SNAKE AND BEAR DEATHS??? » 2018-05-17 03:24:14

jasonrohrer wrote:

It will now, as of the update that the servers are going down for right now.

But only new deaths, post-update, will show bear, snake, etc.


yay thanks jason lol, I wish I could show my family tree that was completely wiped by teddy

#229 Main Forum » FAMILY TREE WONT SHOW SNAKE AND BEAR DEATHS??? » 2018-05-16 14:19:18

MistressZues
Replies: 2

so My village had a bear come through it yesterday and it took three siblings and two grandchildren but on the family tree it just says they all starved??? My son got bit by a snake but again it says he straved??? is this a bug or will the family tree not show bear, snake, wolf deaths etc?? Maybe jason already said something about it an I missed it but if so can someone tell me what his comments on this was?

#231 Re: Main Forum » Wild family » 2018-05-16 04:47:16

Pein im always eve wild lol smile. The village was originally the Claytons I was born there as Butch Clayton in generation four  http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … l_id=51577 and made the pie station myself but I randomly spawned there later as a eve. My only surving daughter Grason (goose) was so new she didnt know how to pick up things to feed herself -_-. My son birdie was a griefer and tried to kill off all the remaning Claytons. http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … l_id=51577 . Nick Clayton helped me keep my grand children alive and we TRIED to tell Grason how to play, siggh lol. lol the last words an the family tree are cracking me up

#232 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-15 13:54:58

pein wrote:

i was jason, the pen maker

started as kid of a nameless mother, others had names, seen a little girl saying q but all people were neglecting her.
i was still young but had my pack from nice old guy, who seen i putting furs together, so i fed her until grew up, and asked to marry me
i was forging as kid, and converted oven to kiln, made other oven

made my pen next to stone building to right in empty spot
was kinda old when i started to run for berry bowl, found one, and a rope, but i mistakenly put on a short shaft when i tought i picking out my blade to make knife, so i made a hatchet, found no bow, only an arrow, found muflon too, at 58 i starved with food in hand, tried to make the bow and shoot the muflon, was low chance but had to try

my beautiful nameless loving wife made pies and we had nice babies, she survived the famine, and stood by me all my life, hope you find my body to north, had a knife to cut muflon also the rope and the yew shaft there, sorry i couldnt spend more time with you
people wasted the iron on knifes and hid all the bows and arrows


My love!!! Our four beautiful Children filled my days with love an laughter, Jade, Emerald, Jake and Jason Jr. Emerald took over pies for me an had lots of grandchildren to repopulate from the famine, Jake took over the farm and brought it back to life, Our line was the only to survive the dreaded food shortage, I sent a granddaughter to the north to complete your sheep quest, When I passed We had four grandchildren and sheep!. however after checking family tree it seems our grandson Lee died alone sad.

#233 Main Forum » AM I MISSING SOMETHING??!!! HOW AN WHERE DO I VIEW FAMILY TREES??!!! » 2018-05-15 01:33:33

MistressZues
Replies: 2

Ok so im lost,.... how do I see my family trees??? like where? how?? do you have to be in game? on the forum? is it in a folder in the settings?? like please guide me through this shit lol

#234 Re: Main Forum » The West Family » 2018-05-10 00:10:28

Crow wrote:

Would love to see the playthrough.

Aww yay lol im trying to render an format it right now but for some reason my computer is being a butthole today an gets 90% done an then says error video cant be formated/rendered. Ill see if I can send you the uneditted clip in email

#235 Re: Main Forum » The West Family » 2018-05-09 14:31:41

I stand corrected we did have alot of wells I even made one while I was a small girl. I just went back and watched my recording lol. Ill post it for you brother.

#236 Re: Main Forum » The West Family » 2018-05-09 14:25:59

Lum wrote:

I don't know if we were the same West family, but it wouldn't be surprising.

I was Rain West, mother of Tempest, Thunder, Bliss (blizzard), Storm, Windsor (wind) and Snow!

We had a farm going and lots of wells made with the rocks found in the desert. Everyone was working very hard and my brother and a cousin forged a knife. We were all proud of it.

Eventually however we started running very low on food and were nearing starvation. As an elderly woman, I decided to die to save some ressources for my kids (and grandkids at this point, hi Biel!)

I told everyone they should move and find a new place to setup as they were almost done making some carts. While I am writing this, the West family is either extinct or moving to a better place. Or maybe they survived.

 

no different family, my daughters were lady lulu an sally, we had no wells just a ton of ponds our village was set up betweent he pond an the dessert an to the south east was the grassland. I thought I had a post on here about you brother but I guess not i cant find it. I talk about how we ran an how you saved our family lol. We told your story to all the kids and grand kids an great grand kids. we expanded the farm an put down more floors and had lots of pies. smile

#237 Re: Main Forum » The West Family » 2018-05-09 14:15:12

Brother!!! My kids did great!! We loved you so much and my oldest daughter named her first son Adam Jr!!

#238 Re: Main Forum » Santan Bot Experiment Cancelled » 2018-05-09 14:12:25

I had a couple of children a few days ago that said they were no relation to me, but I was able to name them and they took my last name, they never talked back an go to work doing their own things and raising their own kids even but never responded to us an still even though I knew they were my kids it said no relation, out of my five kids two ended up this way

#239 Re: Main Forum » Zooming out - Client modification » 2018-05-05 14:35:51

I wish I could do this, it would be very helpful especially spawning as a eve. buuuuuttt Im a visual learner and until someone does a video tutorial on this im screwed.

#240 Re: Main Forum » The Solars lineage Protector betrayed » 2018-05-04 23:51:05

Lily wrote:

My first impression is that they were probably joking, because if they actually wanted to have a ton of kids and screw everyone over, they probably wouldn't tell everyone about it. Though I would probably watch them for a bit to see what they are doing. If they are working, I wouldn't take it too seriously. If they are sitting next to the fire raising a bunch of children, then I might be.

 

Normally I would of waited but yea I had asked her to help farm as soon as she could grab stuff, she didnt work an stayed by the fire in my pie station until I ended up killing her. The farm was a rekt due to her neglect of it which is why I made the two kid rule in the first place lol so yea I think she was planning on screwing everyone over lol. Im just sad my cousin assumed the worst of me for it lol.

#241 Re: Main Forum » The Solars lineage Protector betrayed » 2018-05-03 15:57:37

YAHG wrote:

if we don't want to be seen as those kind of people we
need to talk about it with the elders before we kill.


lol I was the Elder everyone in that village had suckled from my teets while their mothers worked.

#242 Main Forum » The Solars lineage Protector betrayed » 2018-05-03 14:47:30

MistressZues
Replies: 7

I was Junipor Solar a third or fourht generation, I made pies for everyone like my mom had requested before passing, since the pies were next to the baby fire an the carrot farm, I naturally began to babysitt an raise the babys. My sister farmed and would bring me her children to feed. I eventually Had three four children of my own. Rose Tulip and flower and a boy who I can not remember his name. Rose an flower stuck close by an were born so close together they looked like twins. My young cousin who I raised began to have kids and came to me asking if I could babysitt so she could smith. I gladly accepted and loved passing by her kiln on the way for kindling to see all the tools she had made.
           
                We were a large population now and only two males. I noticed that our old farmer my sister wasnt around an the carrots werent getting watered I told Rose an flower to farm. I continued with my pies, I then went around telling everyone I was old an couldnt care for anymore babys and that they should inform the girls two kids max until the farm is better again. When I came to my daughters flower an Rose Rose agreed but flower who was about fourteen an would soon be popping out babys herself said "No" my heart broke. She was my little flower, I again said "yes just for now cuz the farm" She said "No four for everyone" "ten for me"..... I was torn we had a few baskets of pies to live off of until carrots grew back but if all the current females began to just follow flowers no baby left behind mentallity the Solar lineage would die out very fast.

         I went for the bow my motherhid for me to protect the village with, never did I imagine I would be killing my own child for the greater good. When I returned she was still going on about how many kids she would have talking to her sister Rose. I shot her. She looked at me "..." "I was joking". I replied "im Sorry" "not funny" I went next to her body to mourn my sarcastic daughter that I couldnt understand although I doubt she was joking honestly. " I said to Rose " she was going to be bad" Rose looked at me and said "I know" "lol MURDER!!" My cousin the smither came over with her new baby a boy I think she put him down saw the weapon and with no questions asked murdered me with a knife she had forged."you dont kill for no reason she said" siiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhh I said "why?! she was bad!" "I rasied you an your kids". She said "sure she was". I died.

              -To my daughter Flower Im sorry I did not see the humor in your joke in absence of a lol or a JK or XD, I thought I was doing what was best for the survival of the town. To my daughter Rose Im sorry you had to see that i know how close you two were, I hope you were able to tell my cousin the full story after I died. To my cousin the smither... I wish you would of asked what happened before pulling a knife on me, your first clue at the fact that I wasnt running away from the scene should of given you a clue that I wasnt on some killing spree. Was i really in the wrong??

#243 Re: Main Forum » Rabbit hole first spawning » 2018-05-02 00:33:29

I thought this was a bug. Since it seems every time I spawn as Eve all the rabbits are single until I'm about 28 or so. It sucks

#244 Main Forum » Two kilns and no oven!!!??? For what!!??? » 2018-05-02 00:28:33

MistressZues
Replies: 12

I have had many villages I start fall into famine because a child I birthed decided they wanted to Smith instead of farm. They will turn my oven into a second kiln which I've come to learn pies are a must for a growing village just starting. Living off the berries an carrots alone quickly goes south. Pies make it so that you can hold out just long enough for those neglected carrots to seed or those watered rows to be ready. Why make two kilns and have no oven?? Just why? I'm not a huge smither but why have two kilns if your only a all family of four or ten? I feel like until food isn't an issue or constant worry one kiln will do just fine. No point in having an awesome smithing corner with all your little tools if you die an kill your whole village due to no diet diversity lol

#245 Main Forum » The West Family and the BEAR!! » 2018-04-28 20:27:25

MistressZues
Replies: 1

Minutes ago I was born to Eve West I was her second Child and she named me Sally we ran around setting up I died, I was reborn immediatly to the eve as her son she apologized for not grabbing me on time an we got right back to work with my brother. We set up a great farm mom had 7 kids total I think two girls which she named Sally again lol. We kept working an building an the flow of our village was great. We got to the point where we were getting ready to make pies when a bear ( a bear our mom had led far away earlier) came running into camp while everyone was away but me my little sister an the three babies she was caring for. I grabbed one of my nieces an ran, stopped quickly to feed her by hand an kept dodging until my big bro came back an said to stand on an item an it cant kill you. Thank you bro you saved my life. the bear got him while he was trying to get to another item. it got my sisters, it got my nieces. I was a middle aged man alone. The bear eventually left an i picked up the bodies of my fallen family. I finished the pies i picked all the carrots put the seeds in the baskets an left one row of seeds standing. I filled the soil with the seeds but didnt water them. placed pies in the basket an hoped that maybe just maybe one of the nieces was still off hunting rabbit and would come back to rebuild. If not the eve that stumbles upon this place is very lucky. you have four pies an five baskets of carrots 6 ponds an rows already seeded an waiting for water. Berry bushes to the east an the north an rabbits to the south, an my dead body by the carrots with my pack. Sorry the bear came back Eve West.

#246 Re: Main Forum » Message to my friends once lived in the same town. » 2018-04-28 19:19:53

kubassa wrote:

I am fairly certain I murdered  every living women in that village. It might be dead now.

I was abandoned by a mother in the rabbit area by the north town and vowed to get revenge. I spawned back right in town and was taken care of this time by a different mom. Grew up waiting to see that players name. Finally found her and I took that sweet sweet, oh so sweet, revenge. Then I lost my mind filled with the blood of the baby aborter and had to kill everyone I could. I couldn't stop. I was rage filled because of her leaving me to die.

Moral of the story..... Don't abort your babies. Take care of them.

       I was probably that grandma that took you to the rabbits, I only did it because we had a psycho chick (my daughter I named Kate) who popped out ten kids didnt give them jobs an they ate all our carrots, didnt seed, picked all the berrys fromt he bushes an didnt water them. Pretty sure I apologized on the way to your abandonment (its kinda my thing). I also respawned in the town, please refer to the forum post The tale of Bob an Grover lol. You almost got all the women ALMOST but I saved my little sister from your rath.

#247 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-04-28 13:47:24

So I dont remember my name I didnt catch yours but when you returned from your your voyage back to our village I was a teenager, I was making pies for everyone an making sure the new kids didnt pick the seed row. You came into the village and asked where some of your items had gone an who took them. I replied " Not me" and went to go get kindling for the oven. I was shot with an Arrow as you laughed meniaclly "Thief its what you get" ...... You fucking moron how much clearer was "Not me" I didnt take your shit, my whole life I just tried to make pies so we could live since my aunt kept having carrot sponge kids. Good Job you paranoid jerk.

#248 Re: Main Forum » Look... people... » 2018-04-28 13:39:29

YAHG wrote:

Fuck the penguins, they resist all my efforts to slay them!

lol the penguins irk me to. Cant wait for the update where we can build igloos an fish in the icehole an slay penguins muahahhah. Fishing would be great. needs to be another way to make fire though like maybe flint shard+Steel= sparker, pine needles+ sparker= fire.

#249 Re: Main Forum » long journey of mother an son on a empty server » 2018-04-28 13:33:05

yea the baby knew we were going west to water tiles. she just kept moving instead of lettting me grabe her lol. like she was two tiles up so i went to get her but then she had moved to where I was at the same time.

#250 Re: Main Forum » The tale of Bob and Grover » 2018-04-28 03:08:09

from now on im going to ask all my children if they are bob before I abandon them lol

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