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We just tested it out, and when you shoot someone with a note it makes the victim say what is on the note.
You can also use notes to curse people. If you are old enough to read the paper and have a curse token available it will get used when you pick up a note that says "Curse ....."
So griefers can shoot someone and force them to waste their curse on someone else at the same time...
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Type "FOOD" but only get "F" because you're a baby. I remember when it was fairly even "F" for FOOD and "H" for HUNGRY.
I assume F won out because of the "press F to pay respects" meme.
The game needs more poop.
Everyone poops.
I think storage is a bit of a thing right now. Especially with threashed wheat and mutton. Unless you have a very efficient cooking department, it often ends up lying around, piling up, taking up space.
It would be nice if jute bags (storing wheat) and barrels (storing salted meat) would be added in order to store quantities of the same item.
Or perhaps the ability to turn "abandoned" bear caves into a "primative" storage area? (do bear respawn? idk) People would have to unleash the bear and kill it before it does any damage to even get to building it.. In my eyes that would be a good challange for an expanding city. X)
These are all very good ideas!
Thought this was just me. I’m 90% sure this is a glitch that needs to be fixed. Surprised no one had mentioned it before this.
I brought it up last week:
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewt … 825#p27825
"An ice hole was moving around like it was a seal. It would make the splash noise every once in a while, like it had escaped into itself, but the ice hole was still there. I saw this glitch on two separate lives."
Definitely a glitch that needs fixing!
Ah the fruitboot. Giving snakes a more noble purpose.
Best item: Backpack ![]()
Cutest animal: Gosling ![]()
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Ya, I just had a crash to desktop as well. There was constant lag. Every few seconds everyone would freeze for a second and then start moving again. I was eating a bowl of gooseberries and the whole thing froze up and the game crashed.
Anshin wrote:He came back as Evilyn Jones and started griefing again. Someone got him though.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=920822Hey! That was me, but Love killed me, she'd been helping dean and then Evilyn. I tried to get a knife early on to stab dean with but she was able to steal it away.
Lesson, any time someone helps a cursed baby, curse that person. Always.

You get a curse!
... and you get a curse!
... ... and you get a curse!
EVERYBODY GETS A CURSE!!!!![]()
Anshin wrote:Harvested tule (left on the same tile as the stumps) don't despawn.
It's only when you move the reed bundle away from the stumps that they both despawn.Reed stumps dont despawn, you can dig them for a piece of adobe
They despawn after one hour.
https://onetech.info/122-Tule-Stumps
Anshin wrote:Gotta wear a skirt.
https://onetech.info/static/sprites/obj_128.pngPoor boys, What if males with skirts produced babies as a side effect xd.
We need kilts.
He came back as Evilyn Jones and started griefing again. Someone got him though.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=920822
Gotta wear a skirt.![]()
Harvested tule (left on the same tile as the stumps) don't despawn.
It's only when you move the reed bundle away from the stumps that they both despawn.
So if I get bit by a snake and then jump in front of a pig, I can get sewn up instead of needing anti-venom?
Horns?! No way, that is too badass, just like the black text.
Instead, I think they should have a pile of poo on their heads,
and their text bubble would be brown, too.
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I'd also like to know why exactly it is a thing. When I got told people can swap my stuff off of me as I get old, it just made me stress out when I am getting older: I have to be alert in my elder years so I have enough time to pass my stuff on...
Just like real life.
Better hurry up and decide who inherits your stuff, or get taken advantage of and picked clean by human vultures.
Why would you place roads on the sides of berry farms? that autowalk sucks when you are about to starve (and wood floors are just better to keep it's overall space defined)
lets keep roads efficient, shall we?
Autowalk is the best! Gets starving people to food extra fast. Just step off of it. Couldn't be more efficient.
Because overpopulation is a myth.
Forage and you'll be fine. Tell them to forage if you're busy.
No need to kill or abandon anyone.
It works again!
Thank you so very much! ![]()
None of them work.
Updated > downloaded all the mods > tried 1440p NOPE! > tried 1080p NOPE! > tried 4K NOPE!
Game is unplayable without Zoom!
Ooooo Br'er Fox, I hate it when griefers use up all the soil and water on berry bushes... and use up all the plates making pieomes of food. Also, please don't make piles of fur into backpacks... or hunt all the wolves and snakes into extinction. That would be terrible. So annoying. Much bad.
I've feed adults when I saw they were too far from food and may be starving. Asking them may take too long. 100% of the time they've thanked me.
This. I've saved people who had to go AFK several times. And the same has happened for me. Being able to feed people is more useful than harmful. I've never even witnessed feeding others as griefing beyond the mushrooms, and the mushrooms were fun.
Ya, I've had a couple glitches the last few rounds too.
#1 - An ice hole was moving around like it was a seal. It would make the splash noise every once in a while, like it had escaped into itself, but the ice hole was still there. I saw this glitch on two separate lives.
#2 - A guy in my village looked like he was riding a horse around, he moved faster like he was on a horse too, and then the horse just disappeared and he was walking normally again. I saw this happen with him several times, and I asked him if he had been on a horse and he said no.