a multiplayer game of parenting and civilization building
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theres no actual download page as far as i know, you get the link from your email
I've been linked it before but without the code. I kinda only have the code written down...
So basically I re-installed windows on my computer and upgraded it to 64 bit and now everything is wiped, Including ohol. So if anyone could just direct me to the download page that'd be great cause I really can't find it.
Was she carrying something? Maybe she figured you would follow?
She wasn't, I was her first kid, she wasn't picking anything up and she had to run for quite a while to abandon me
Its so confusing?????
This happened a while ago but I'm still so confused about it
Mother: Are you new?
Me: No / Im / Ve / t
Mother: *Proceeds to abandon me in the forest*
XD,Guess posting nagging topics of minor issues and not though out roleplay schemes of your every life to forums makes you COOL.
Heck yea!
It's rare, but it can "naturally" happen where two people are born to the same mother within a relatively short time span and therefore be twins without having queued up specifically for twins.
if( inOurObject->age < inTheirObject->age - 0.1 ) { big = true; } else if( inOurObject->age > inTheirObject->age + 0.1 ) { little = true; } else { // close enough together in age twin = true; if( inOurObject->displayID == inTheirObject->displayID ) { identical = true; } } }
Well thats pretty neat! Thanks!
So basically I was born as a single girl. Moments later I have a brother who instantly suicides but he shows up as my twin??? What is this fuckery!? Is it a game mechanic or a glitch?

It won't lag out? Thank you for replying quickly!
Nah, Its never lagged out for me.
Were you the lady who kept marrying her children and brothers and said no one wanted her? I think she killed one of her kids because It said XD
Yes. Yes that was me. I was feeling extra toxic during that life and the XD was the final straw.
Oh I get that all the time. Just click to continue anyway and it should work like normal
Stop saying XD, it makes you look like a cunt.
Thanks.
Definitely "Name that baby" It was really hard to tell people apart before it.
I think the second most popular name starts with b
Its Aurora
Whats the second most common name?
Aurora
*one of the longest and shortest
im pretty sure there are other same length names
for example JJ is a male name
same for long ones, lot of names are combined
Shhhhh I tried to make it easy for myself here
There are currently 30295 names in the game.
The longest female name is currently Sarahelizabeth
The longest male name is currently Alexanderjames
The the shortest female name is currently Ai
And the shortest male name is currently CJ
The most common name in the game is currently Eve
And that's all I got cause I'm too lazy to do any more research! Cheers!
I have thought about this...
But I worry that it will make life itself less special.
Currently, the only window into the world is to get born into it.
The family tree is another window, but very abstract by comparison.
I have thought about some mode where you could watch your descendants, like a ghost. Would be kinda cool if maybe you had 5 ancestors watching you, but you didn't know it. Maybe they could whisper to you...
As cool as that sounds (and it does sound very cool), it verges into paranormal territory, and that's not really what the game is about. The curses already go there, but that was a problem that just had to be solved (because of reincarnation being different from real life, and the possibility of repeat criminals).
In real life, I don't believe our ancestors are watching us. So... I'm hesitant to go the Pixar Coco direction here...
I think that death really meaning something, and meaning as much as it does in this game, helps each life to have meaning. That black screen, you know? Goodbye, everyone. (If you could pop back in and watch right away, it just wouldn't feel as brutal).
Aww come on Jason. I wanna be a spooky ghost uncle.
Also give me dads.
It's like when you live to see your great grandkids in-game, Only ever as babies tho. Imagine if you could live to 100 in ohol.
One hour and 40 minutes one life
You are a baby, you can say a full sentence, when your mom is on top of you
Your mom has other baby/babieswhat would you say?
for example "sorry we dont need more girls"
then just F when mom steps away
That made me giggle
The anti-spider cunt was pretty successful
suicided like 5 times, that was a shit town, no deep wells but dumb stone buildings and stupid roads around
i seen quite a few japanese moms nowadays
Oh there were these 2 ladies who only spoke Japanese. I fucking hated them.
As far as I am aware, you don't 'own' those names, so people don't really steal it. Also most try to maintain efficiency by giving their babies a simple, yet unique name sometimes, unless it is village of Bobs...
Oh god.
I-I wasn’t being serious....
Wanna know if you’re an Aurora baby for some reason? Well here are the names I use!
Boys -
Ferdinand
Harold
Henry
Edgar
Edsel
Howard
Finnegan
Michaelangelo
Herman
Norman
Elmer
Martin
Boris
Bernard
Albert
Girls -
Edith
Maude
Bernadette
Edna
Velma
Gretel
Isolde
Hilda
Aurora
Roseali
Evangeline
Josephine
Penny
Don’t go around stealing my names now tho!
Hey! That’s my daughter!
Snäll häst gå på fest äta kaka dricka läsk.
Never heard of it.
Well the joke is that every ä is replaced with an e. I know how to spell tyvm