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#327 Re: Main Forum » Spamming the "n" word... » 2019-05-23 02:52:53

Cookie wrote:

On a side note, who keeps writing about korean men having small d****? I see it almost everywhere I go.

Yeah I've seen that too, lots of times. I find it kinda amusing.

#328 Re: Main Forum » I want to gloat a little » 2019-05-21 22:06:34

ThatGuyWhoDoesThings wrote:

yond wast valorous, very much valorous.  i did cry at which hour i readeth it

Why, I thanketh thee kindly, kind gentleman. I tippeth my hat to thee.

#329 Re: Main Forum » Snow bunnies, stone bunnies, regional bunnies... » 2019-05-20 23:22:51

In my last life I learned that "Rabbit" is "Maggis" in my friend's language and now I can't seem to un-remember it.
I dedicated my whole life to learning. Words I learn and remember:
Eave - Run
E - I
Pre - You
Maggis - Rabbit
Wuan - Fruit
Datties - Carrots
Kyi - Clay
Penne - Pants

#330 Main Forum » I want to gloat a little » 2019-05-20 02:57:09

karltown_veteran
Replies: 3

I want to gloat, and I'm going to do it in the fanciest language possible.

O, in this past life of mine, a burden I did bear. 'Twas I that was borne into a torn town, whereupon birh a pale blue blood I did woo. She had golden curls and eyes like stars. As we sat by the fire, but babes, our hearts fluttered above our heads and our eyes locked. Although we must have both preferred it be our lips, such naive sprouts as we.

Her golden hair crawled down her waist, and so I hitched up my own hair and was sent off by my mother. I burnt my hands on scalding pies by day, by night I was a dancer and I danced among the garden beds, painting the roses with water. And when they bloomed I plucked one for my love, for I knew she would forever be mine own.

Alas and alack, our love was pruned and yanked before it bloomed. My brother with his bow came rushing, seeking to make us bleed like horses bitten by a snake. With all that I had I fought him, and his yew bow clattered to the ground. I rushed at him. With passion in mine eyes and fury in mine heart, the arrow flew and tore his soul apart. It was then I knew that I could not stay too long, in this broken little clay town.

I kissed my love goodbye, and stole a horse. I rode away, listening to the wind chimes, pulling me westward. A bell, gold and brimming with opportunity. Of course I did not think of golden bells, I did weep only for my love's fine golden hair, a crown upon a queen.

I heard the wind chimes getting louder and my horse suddenly stopped. I heard a man whistling. 'Twas he that was co'ered in dust and charcoal, toiling at the forge. I hitched my horse and ambled over, and our eyes locked. We knew not of each other's tongue but when he whispered "ena" my cheeks pinked like ripening grapes, and his followed suit obediently. Of course I would have children, as it was impossible to resist the curl of his beard and the shimmer of his eyes.

Many children were borne by a fire, and I used them to mark the years passing. My hands grew coarse with work as my children ambled thru the town, free and happy and not yet knowledgeable of how it felt to lose a love. I knew not what had become of the auburn beard, nor the golden hair. I thought of home sometimes, when I had a chance to catch my breath.

Time passed. My hair turned grey and was pinned back in a bun. Grandchildren began popping up like butterflies, and eating like vultures. I became so dedicated to my duties, for duties have a way of distracting thy heart that is useful in such situations as I was in.

Lines folded into my skin, each line another memory. In my final years I sought to pour each line upon my grandchildren, my blood and flesh, bestow upon their souls a fragment of mine own.. but it was too much, and not enough time, and each grain of sand could have stored a thousand words if only I knew what to say.

I went for wood to light the fire, but my old sandpaper hands had toiled for far too many a grain of sand. I slipped and fell down dead at my daughter's feet. And in my final moments as my breath slipped from her throat, I imagined her horror at having to clean me up, bone by bone.

But I knew that I would die happy, for I had restored the bell town. It was vibrant and blooming, shiny and golden.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whoot whoot! My line has been kept alive for 18 generations and still going on strong, a while after everyone in my old town died! big_smile
That's it. I just wanted to gloat about how I created a bustling town. That's what this whole monologue lead up to.
I was Tiara
Edit: I guess I shouldn't have rung the bell so much. These darned Eves keep showing up and killing my great great great great great gr... grandkids.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4522476

#331 Re: Main Forum » The weird Story of the Rhee family Cult (not family friendly) » 2019-05-19 01:41:07

Lilliwoop wrote:

So I wanted to share this weird Story.

So this all happend with me being born as "Cutler Rhee" it was a Pretty normal life until I was by the Kids and a Lady came up to me and said that her husband didnt bang her anymore. I gave myself up and said ok lets bang. We did that, but I died because of Starvation, but I came back as her son. She named me "BoyToy" but I came out as "Boyer Rhee". She got a daughter and we told her the crazy Story. she was totally OnBoard with this roleplay we had. My mom told her some tips on how to get Boys. We started to look for a Boy for my sis/daughter and we found a guy who was actually ok with that, but my sis/daughter died before they could bang. My mom then stole a kid from an other Lady and that kid turned out to be my dead sis. I then banged my mom to death and a women came up to me and said she was the secret admirer of my mom. So she kind of joined this weird Cult of People not wearing pants and banging. I then met a guy who said he wanted to end the banging and kill for the Cult. A little later and he killed some People, he of course was killed too. Hell broke lose after that, because a guy said it was a sign of satan and he wanted to make a sacrifice for the Cult. I, as an old man, joined him.

So thats the Story of the weird Rhee family banging Cult. Im sry for my bad grammar english is not my first language and for the not family friendly story.

Cutler Rhee: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4509907

"BoyToy" Boyer Rhee: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4510496

Hi! I was Sammy Rhee. That life was really fun, and totally twisty what with all the reincarnations.  I had no idea I had a secret admirer, was she the blonde curly girl?

#332 Re: Main Forum » Ok Community, Let's Clear Some Things Up: » 2019-05-18 13:14:15

DaTrüf! wrote:

How are the screen shots I posted of Toxic not real?
They show the date and everything hmm

Omg you're so right, since everyone knows that you can't photoshop dates. It's like dividing by zero. roll

#333 Re: Main Forum » Eves are barbarian menaces, please fix. » 2019-05-18 13:12:29

MultiLife wrote:

Sounds terrible. Small camps also rarely have enough people who can curs--

Oh wait.

You can't curse people outside of your family.

WELP.

If families are going to coexist, then you should be able to curse someone in your general area, not necessarily your family.

#334 Re: Main Forum » Ok Community, Let's Clear Some Things Up: » 2019-05-18 02:57:22

DaTrüf! wrote:

lol nice try, but thats not real

tHaTs tHE pOiNt
that its easy to fake screenshots
so who's to say that your toxic screenshots aren't faked

#335 Re: Main Forum » lets talk in our OWN LANGUAGE! will be so much FUUUN! ich mach deutsch » 2019-05-17 22:07:04

你好!我不喜欢我的宝宝在一小时一生,因为很多宝宝要穿我的衣服还是爷爷奶奶的衣服。

That's technically not my native language, I'm still learning it, but I wanted to be part of the club.

#336 Re: Main Forum » Having foreigners in your town is not worth it. And I hate that. » 2019-05-17 01:30:02

sigmen4020 wrote:

Ok, just came back from an experience that started off really well, but ended in absolute disaster. I was in the Lovelace family (named aaberg) where we lived peacefully alongside the Waters family. We were white and they were brown. They seemed to even have coexisted with us for so long that I could understand some of them. There were a few accents where stuff like ironically was translated to ironifly (like this new system a lot). I spent most of my childhood talking to some of the people in the Waters family, and it was nice to understand a foreign family. In the later part of my life I searched the city outskirts for clothes from corpses, and after being back for a short period absolute chaos insued. One guy from the Waters family killed one of ours with a sword. I found a sword, chased him down and killed him, but not before he killed a few others. After I had killed them it was too late. The town was reduced to utter chaos, and people from the Waters family and Lovelace family alike began slaughtering each other, even after I proclaimed that I killed the instigator to the people. I was killed by the berry farm by a guy with sad expression on his face. I'm sure he wasn't at all happy at the prospect of participating in the chaos, but it was kill or be killed at that point.

Now to the point. I absolutely hate that this whole language update is all for nothing since having foreigners in your town is just a ticking time bomb ready to go off if one bad egg is born. We had so much fun communicating with each other up until the point the sword was being used. The sword definitely needs a lot more nerfs before it's safe to house foreigners in your village, and until then it just doesn't seem worth it.

My lineage link:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4481765

The Waters family:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4481765

I know the sword issue has been discussed at length, but I just felt like venting.

A few hours later your ancestors expressed their pent up anger with three murder chains in the same decade. King Aaberg, who claimed that all foreigners were evil. Another Aaberg woman who locked herself in a room with a Waters mother and her babies, and proceeded to kill three people with her sword. After that the only Waters woman alive told all her children that they weren't to trust the Aabergs. And of course there was a random argument that killed my mother and four other people from both families.

#337 Re: Main Forum » Great last words » 2019-05-16 23:55:04

My last words in a game a few hours ago:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4482545 (I was Blossom)
I went out the way I always aim to.

#338 Re: Main Forum » Ok Community, Let's Clear Some Things Up: » 2019-05-16 23:50:05

karltown_veteran wrote:

*straight, *it's all really fizzy (not its all really fizzy), *It's becoming more and more clear to me... (not Its, again), *If I really were a griefer, people (add a comma). *indeed (not in deed), *Nonetheless (not none the less).
Spelling errors aside, I don't really believe you.

Also, you seem to like red text a lot. I can write fancy text too, see?

#339 Re: Main Forum » Ok Community, Let's Clear Some Things Up: » 2019-05-16 23:47:05

DaTrüf! wrote:

There is no strait forward, 'griefing' apology I need to make
There is no apology to make, because I am no griefer. Yes, along the way I did come in contact with griefers, though in the mutual understanding that I'm with them for making the Apocalypse to happen. Yes, along the way I did 'greif' with them, though I made it with the sole ideal of making a post about it. When I was told from Toxic and a lesser known griefer named 'fizzy' that I couldnt make a post about it, I didnt make the post. I still have the screen shots, revealing the griefing tactics, I could make the post, though as of now I still dont have the permission. Why not just release those screen shots? That would jeopardize the chance of me playing with those people ever again. Now, that Toxic and I have this feud, I could post anything relating to him at this point. Yes, Fizzy does have the account info to one of my accounts. Yes he does grief on it, though he's a major help in starting apoc towers happen - when the apoc is needed. So because that concerns him, I've decided as of now, I still wont make the post.



What I'm sorry about
1. I'm sorry about the time of when I was experiencing with the content of the the pitbull post, and other minor 'griefing' tactics I was trying out to really shift the griefer player base to large towns other than eve camps, like the ones I would play in.
2. I'm sorry for when I was convinced by Toxic and Fizzy of griefing several towns on one accation. I said to myself, 'I could write a post on a griefing tactic to expose to the community on how to prevent it'. Though, again, after playing several lives in several towns, I was told by Fizzy and Toxic that they didnt want me to write the post and reveal the griefing tactic because of how they liked the tactic.
3. I'm also sorry for taking up so much 'attention' and what not regarding this, though all what I will say is that I continue to talk about this issue is, (well because were talking about myself, and things regarding me) because the community keeps brining this up.

I'm not sorry that Fizzy has my account info to and what he does on that account. I do guess that I take some level of responsibility for what he does, though that doesnt mean that I have to take 100% of the responsibility.

I'm also not necessarily trying to shift much of any blame on the community either. Its a good thing that the community is strongly aganst griefers, and how persistent they are in trying to go after them. All what I'm trying to say is that, you guys are going after the wrong target. Matter of fact I give strong credit to Tarr for what efforts he's done into connecting griefing live's to me, amazing job!....Though its all, really, fizzy...



No, I'm not an Adolfo Cultiist
I say things because they are funny, and I found it redicuously funny - and still do, matter of fact - of how repulsive this community is to what I say. I'm not affected in much of any way by making this post, I don't use the eve name 'eve datri' anymore (that backfired), which was my primary issue, but now that I have been using different eve names, what you guys do doesnt affect me at all! I could go around saying to the community that 'YES! I'm A GRIEFER!!!', but I dont. Proclaiming my innocence, or even guilt, doesnt affect me, personally, in any which way. I personally choosing to take my personal time, and adress your issues aganst me, with no substantial benefit.



PS
To make clear for the 1000th time, I dont believe much of anything I said in the pitbull post, what so ever. Not the 'helping the eves' thing - nothing. Again, I wrote the post to have griefers grief big towns, not eve towns, the place where I usually play. Its becoming more and more clear to me that people didnt read the post on why I wrote the pitbull post. It was all an act people, all an act.....

If I really were a griefer people, question the very people I play with, Walrus, or Oreo, for example, they are not griefers.



PPS
btw, regarding truzkawa, legit Fizzy messaged me about how he griefed this town, and sent me screen shots of the town, and I looked over at #general in the official OHOL discord server, and there it is! truzkawa complaining about this griefer. I said I was in the town, just for fun (I didnt want to say I was the griefer, that would cause a hell storm) , and said a name, because fizzy takes forever to respond and I had to say a name in time, so I just said 'Alice Star'. None the less, truzkawa was extremely familiar with that town, and began questioning me, to see if I were the griefer. Fizzy doesnt tell me all the information of things that he does, and so I just said things on the spot, which were, in deed wrong. Speculation game about to really see if I was the actual person who was griefing the town, and it turns out, the person who was griefing had the same email hash as me! Again, Fizzy shares an account with me.... Just found the incident funny lol.

*straight, *it's all really fizzy (not its all really fizzy), *It's becoming more and more clear to me... (not Its, again), *If I really were a griefer, people (add a comma). *indeed (not in deed), *Nonetheless (not none the less).
Spelling errors aside, I don't really believe you.

#340 Re: Main Forum » Why do you hate griefers? » 2019-05-13 18:10:47

Because when you're actually trying to work on a big project and you are interrupted by murder / the stealing of tools it makes you really frustrated. That's a lot of time you aren't going to get back.

#341 Re: Main Forum » Late village life is really good right now » 2019-05-12 19:15:42

I like this update too, to me it hasn't changed very much. Yet. I haven't seen anyone foreign yet either.
In my last life I was in the Pie family. I married a man named Vincent Pie, as Curie Pie. We lived a simple life - he farmed carrots, I baked. I wrote him love letters and gave him bundles of indigo, he gave me rare foods he had found in the wild. We had six children, not including the dead babies / dead toddlers : Bartie (Bartholomew), Vick (Vickie), Chimara (corrected to Chimaobim), Leo (Leonardo), Chelsea and Kana II. Kana was named by Vickie without my permission and I never really got over it, because I had prided myself in giving my children decent names; Kana II was not on my list of decent names. Even now I'm still bitter about it.
Vickie and Chelsea both dated this guy called Ray at the same time. I told him not to break their hearts, and he assured me he wouldn't. Ray was a butthead, but the good kind of butthead. He clapped at my wedding so it was hard to stay mad at him.
I wasn't very close with my daughters, but I stayed good friends with Leo, Vincent and a woman named Cherry Pie VII (VII? VIII? who knows...)
The pie family was a wonderful family. In that life alone I:
- Helped make a nursery
- Kissed and was kissed
- Got married
- Made a ton of pies
- Wrote love letters
- Nurtured each one of my children. Except Kana II, because I was still bitter about his name. He ended up as a murderer so I guess I should have stuck around but whatever.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4429804
The town is still going strong, as far as I can see, and it looks like my Great Great Great Great Great Grandchildren are the ones carrying the line on. Whoop whoop!

Edit: I was also friends with Sammy, who claimed to be Jason's (grand?)kid. He was the priest at my wedding. He wore a blue hat and said that Jason had worn that hat in his life, that he was proud to wear Jason's hat. It was cute.

Another Edit: I just realized that if Sammy was the (grand?)kid of Jason, I married either Jason's younger brother or Jason's son
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4429873

#342 Re: Main Forum » Lets make WAR ! » 2019-05-11 23:13:41

Tipy wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:

make love not war wink

I for one am excited to finally get married and not be shouted at because of incest

Good luck marring someone who you can't understand

Everyone knows the language of love

How to fall in love with a stranger you can't understand:
1) do /yoohoo to get their attention and when they notice you do /hubba
2) give them a rose and then /blush
3) do /yoohoo and then /happy when you see them
4) /love if they show you their kids
5) try to learn their language

#343 Re: Main Forum » Dreams Deferred » 2019-05-11 23:10:04

futurebird wrote:

bump

bumpity bump
I also want fathers and new characters sad

#344 Re: Main Forum » Here comes the wipe » 2019-05-11 22:31:39

futurebird wrote:

I'm such a sucker could not resist being born right after the wipe. I have never had so many damn kids. One of them was karl I'm probably all of ya'll's momma. omg. I could not even pick up a got dang branch without a kid flying out me. "pop" "pop" "pop" I think they might live though. Got some good ones I think. One of them poked the bear tho... but that didn't even matter.

I'll post the lineage link later but lets just say you need to scroll left and right and half of them are still alive.

Hey! Karltown here. I just died, the only people left were my two girls Michelle and Micaela, my daughter Marie and my nephew Timmy. Luckily Michelle and Micaela are only about twenty so they'll probably have the next generation.

#345 Re: Main Forum » Lets make WAR ! » 2019-05-11 14:40:42

karltown_veteran wrote:

make love not war wink

I for one am excited to finally get married and not be shouted at because of incest

#347 Re: Main Forum » Twin Eves don't speak the same language btw. » 2019-05-11 14:06:58

Tarr wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:

I don't think he intentionally made twin Eves speak different languages if that's what you mean.

There's a bug in the sword?

If everyone is the same model, you just learn their names. You have to do that if you want to find out what happened to them on the family tree, anyway. Plus, other towns come from other eves so the models will probably be slightly different.

Gibberish will be fun and exciting for a certain percent of players, for the players that don't like it it won't be too life changing since usually towns don't meet each other. Also I think he's trying to make sure towns aren't too friendly towards each other? Maybe he wants people to stay in their towns and not mix with other towns? Lots of misunderstandings that lead to war? I don't really know where he's going with the update, but that's the sort of thing that happened in real life.

Yes, swords are bugged to allow you to drop them and eat, run at full speed while stabbing people, and clicking people repeatedly stacks up the wound timer to kill them even faster. This is the third time this exact bug has appeared which is why I'm not being the least bit lenient on the fact it exists. This could have easily been prevented because as soon as he posted swords to the github onetech showed it was missing the transition to stop this bug from being exploited. This is one of those things where if Jason had said "well lets make sure this works." it could have been prevented.

I really don't mind gibberish between people who look different since it's easy to tell who won't understand you and makes for a neat (yet gimmicky) game mechanic. The issue I'm having is that unless you are hovering over everyone in the village you won't know if they'll understand you. He explicitly went out of the way to make sure you would know if someone in your village could understand you (he made everyone stay the same skin tone in a lineage) so if you seen an outsider you would know it from first glance. Making Eves be twins (same model) but not giving access to the same language means that everyone looks the same without you knowing if people actually understand you. This was something that had ALSO been brought up earlier in the week but was either ignored or not worth looking into.

The different language stuff is fine but twin+ eves shouldn't be the same model if they're not going to speak the same thing. We have four different skin ranges and can play up to quad eves so put two and two together. Make each Eve a different model to show that they aren't related or make the twins actually speak the same language. Adding in random nonsense like this doesn't add to the game just makes it more annoying for no reason.

TL:DR; Jason released another bugged weapon, Eves shouldn't be the same model in twins+ or should just speak the same language.

I don't think it's a bug. Pretty sure he wants swords to be overpowered because it should be easy to wage war on people not in your family. I don't think many people will use swords after they've tried them out a bit, though, because it would be much better to trade with the other town. And you could always use property fences to protect against attacks.

#348 Re: Main Forum » Twin Eves don't speak the same language btw. » 2019-05-11 12:57:31

Tarr wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:

Jason's trying his best. Personally I think it will be cool to try and play diplomatic charades with someone you can't understand.
Also, most twins do voiceover or talk on discord, so it's not that big of a deal and can hopefully be fixed soon.

Yes, but issues like this were brought up before the update went live to make sure stuff like this could be fixed. What is the point of making twin Eves the same model if they don't share language? You might as well make twin/trip/quads all different models of Eves to show that they're specifically not related or something to push the point.

I'm sure it would be annoying trying to make a glance and ask someone for something to get a big pile of gibberish fly out of their mouth because whoops you asked the wrong person in the village. It makes sense to have that sort of thing when you can very easily spot an outsider "I can't speak to the ginger baker so I'll ask the white one" but when everyone is the same tone, same model it doesn't make sense at all to have this in the game.

I am all for giving Jason the benefit of the doubt but he's either purposely reintroduced butter knife weapons or released the same exact bug for a third time which I think warrants a bit of ire. Last week he made sure to ask "hey this all look good?" and we made sure to get fixes on the stuff before patch while this week he slaps in another bugged weapon (the last four weapons have been bugged BTW.) without making sure it actually works.

I don't think he intentionally made twin Eves speak different languages if that's what you mean.

There's a bug in the sword?

If everyone is the same model, you just learn their names. You have to do that if you want to find out what happened to them on the family tree, anyway. Plus, other towns come from other eves so the models will probably be slightly different.

Gibberish will be fun and exciting for a certain percent of players, for the players that don't like it it won't be too life changing since usually towns don't meet each other. Also I think he's trying to make sure towns aren't too friendly towards each other? Maybe he wants people to stay in their towns and not mix with other towns? Lots of misunderstandings that lead to war? I don't really know where he's going with the update, but that's the sort of thing that happened in real life.

#349 Re: Main Forum » Twin Eves don't speak the same language btw. » 2019-05-11 12:51:45

Spoonwood wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:

Jason's trying his best.

Nope, I'm not buying it.  Jason has done nothing about the lineage ban in spite of people informing him that it would persuaded people to play more for their families.  Also, it requires a bucket of water to make a sword, something that only griefers will do.  He knows that water makes for a serious issues.

The lineage ban: Jason may not want the game to go in the direction most players want it to go. That's ok.

As for the water, we will probably learn to deal with the new water sources soon and then this sword will be useful.
I don't think war is griefing. It's just an unfamiliar concept. We've only had this update for less than 24 hours so how about y'all play it a few times and see how it goes?

Maybe Jason wants towns to wipe each other out. After all, the end of this game is supposed to be a major apocalypse where we destroy ourselves.

#350 Re: Main Forum » The future of OHOL! (GRIEFERS HEAVEN) » 2019-05-11 12:47:54

Do you guys remember when we all freaked out because we had to hoe soil and towns started struggling? That worked out, didn't it?
And do you guys remember when the nosaj apocalypse came out and it turned out to be really hard to create? We still yelled over that. This update isn't that game changing, calm down.

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