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#376 Re: Main Forum » Cute cave people animation » 2018-07-18 21:14:18
Croods is crude. Cheap movie. But about cave people like you asked.
What you really need is some humorous summer reading:
The Clan of the Cave Bear
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clan_of_the_Cave_Bear
Featuring a poor little aryan cro-magnon girl raised by rapey neanderthals!
The series is six books long and is mostly about securing the existence of cro-magnon people and a future for their children.
It spent five months on the New York Times bestseller list back in 1980. So much has changed since then, eh?
#378 Re: Main Forum » Cute cave people animation » 2018-07-18 17:35:45
#379 Re: Main Forum » all about dirt and some about wells » 2018-07-18 10:21:46
A dry well gathers no moss. - King Tut
#380 Re: Main Forum » Architecture：Age of Wood Ash Cement » 2018-07-18 10:14:12
The cement brick was proof of concept that it didn't dissolve in water, and that the cement is really supposed to be used as mortar.
"Use: I think this material might have a potential use as a mortar holding rocks or bricks together in wet environments where limestone or snail shells are unavailable for making cement." - Primitive Technology
+1 for bricks and mortar!
We do have limestone for plaster... I wonder what the "concept" extended tech tree looks like?
Thanks for the great post 
#381 Fixed Bugs » Portrait of adult Male002 D shows wrong age stage. » 2018-07-18 03:21:34
- Anshin
- Replies: 3
If you die as this guy:
https://onetech.info/347-Male002-D
... while you look like that (20's), your portrait is of him with a beard (the next life stage) rather than only the small mustache.
#382 Re: Main Forum » Help tracking lag spikes » 2018-07-17 17:45:42
Today has been very laggy.
Laggity Lag Lag Lag.
Lagertha.
#383 Re: Main Forum » A sit down meal. » 2018-07-17 16:29:38
Maybe yum bonus for each person also sitting at the table when you eat? That, plus "sitting in a chair could save energy" could do the trick.
Bonus for cooperation is a good idea.
The chair conserving energy could be extended to a Bed where you lose no energy, but still age at a normal rate. Then people could have a place to AFK without having to die/quit.
#384 Re: Main Forum » A sit down meal. » 2018-07-17 14:01:47
pork + flat rock = flat rock with pork + knife = raw burger + hot flat rock = burger
pork + salt = salted pork + flat rock = flat rock with salted pork + knife = raw bacon + hot flat rock = bacon
bowl of dough + SUGAR = sweet dough + time = rising dough + hot flat rock = bread
bread + burger = hamburger
hamburger + bacon = hamburger with bacon
We need sugar, which means we need sugar beets!
#385 Main Forum » A sit down meal. » 2018-07-17 12:34:00
- Anshin
- Replies: 13
Tables and chairs.
Sitting in a chair could save energy.
Food at a buffet table could automatically get a "yum!" bonus.
It would be so nice to see people eating together.
More recipes, like stew, to bring wonderful complexity to our lives.
Make that bowl of carnitas into pulled pork ... add baked beans ... and coleslaw ...
Also bacon. Sauerkraut and bacon.
Use those skewers for shish kabobs.
Tomatoes?
Salad?
Bread?
What recipes would you like to see?
#386 Re: Main Forum » Jason is lazy..Maybe » 2018-07-17 10:26:01
He's building a solid foundation for the game. Tech tree is easy after that. Patience is a virtue!
#387 Re: Main Forum » Mini guide: swapping items /updated /2019.jun.10 » 2018-07-17 04:12:35
Swapping while making stew is a lot of fun. The beans take a lot of equipment to make but it's all worth it...
#389 Re: Main Forum » So I heard adoption is a thing now » 2018-07-14 19:16:08
And the spam in Discord has stopped. PRAISE JALLAH!
#390 Re: Fixed Bugs » Anti spam plugin to stop spam on forum » 2018-07-14 14:37:11
Currently more topics on first page of main forum are spam than there is real content.
I'm quite happy to delete this stuff all day long
#391 Re: Main Forum » Get Your Boot on My Desktop Mod (ico) » 2018-07-14 01:05:19
Very nice. Thank you!
#392 Re: Fixed Bugs » Anti spam plugin to stop spam on forum » 2018-07-12 12:31:52
I'm quite happy to moderate.
I'm in EST timezone.
And I'm nearly always available online.
Jason, I'll send you a PM in Discord...
#393 Re: Main Forum » Glitching Game » 2018-07-12 01:31:17
Did you eat a mushroom? Sounds like you were on a trip 
#394 Re: Main Forum » Is this game in beta? Where are the cars? » 2018-07-11 19:15:24
WalrusesConquer wrote:being thrust upon us
Mental image of the day.
Those shitty horses...
#395 Re: Main Forum » Discord Server » 2018-07-11 19:13:28
It's at the very bottom of the front page:
#396 Re: Main Forum » Bless » 2018-07-11 19:10:47
Because Krishna baby
#397 Re: Main Forum » The Road » 2018-07-11 19:08:27
Are tree farms a thing yet? Otherwise wooden floor roads are kind of griefing all the iron and firewood.
Make roads out of bones or needles, there's an infinite supply of those LOL.
#398 Re: Main Forum » Image file with just a OHOL character on transparent background? » 2018-07-09 15:30:36
Use https://onetech.info and search for male or female, then save the pictures from there.
#399 Re: Main Forum » Babies that avoid being named. » 2018-07-09 03:47:00
All they have to do is hide behind a named baby and chances are they'll get picked up and fed first. If someone wants to be unnamed it's not that hard.
#400 Re: Main Forum » Lets play a game! » 2018-07-08 20:09:14
15! I'm turning 15!
You guys are horrible!
Well that would explain why you're always marrying your brother 