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I think it's safe to say we need one at this point
What do you guys think of the clothing apocalypse?
Sounds good. There's currently a surplus of clothes so you should be able to lock your own wardrobe, or else put a seal on it so that only you can take clothes from it
Also, we need some kind of fashion. Before this update we were just running around in whatever we could find.
But soon, this will become the reality:

F a s h i o n! It's unavoidable!
Personally, I'm just excited to saunter around in a black or red dress and try to seduce the men of my camp
And to get married in a [white dress / black pants and white shirt]
Plus, cross-dressing is definitely a perk! ![]()
I like the cloak idea, but some people (like me) dye clothes to look good. A lot of people aren't even on forum so they won't know what the dye means. They might pick up a red cloak by mistake and then wonder why people in blue cloaks keep trying to stab them.
How about face paint?
Red face paint applied forms an apocalypse symbol on your face. It should be clearly identified, like if you hover your mouse over your character it should say "You with red Apocalypse paint - Hope Boots" as an example. The same should be true for the blue Anti-Apocalypse paint. Using water on yourself should wash it off.
Maybe he means that he wants to implement something that will make it crucial that YOUR family survives, above all other families? In your own personal best interest? Like, maybe you can only be born into one family and if that family dies you can't play for a period of time? Although that's not a very good idea, maybe something along those lines...?
The lack of wars in this game is a symptom of a larger problem, I think. There's also no long-term trade, no long term culture, no policy-making, treaties, etc.
Yes, I could bring all the Eves closer together, making space contention more likely.
Yes, I could adjust the map so it's not effectively infinite, making resource contention more likely (imagine if the game took place on a small island, or an island with a rising tide, battle-royal style).
But I think both of those issues and solutions address only the symptom, and not the underlying cause. "Contention" between which parties? One village and another village? Why aren't they just one big village at that point?
Quiz: You just had a girl baby, and suddenly another unrelated girl baby walks out from the bushes and asks for food. She's one year older than your baby. You realize you only have enough food resources for one baby. Which one do you save?
Quiz: Your family is running out of food, and your last girl child is about to starve to death, resulting in the end of your family line. Nearby in the same town, there's an unrelated family that has plenty of extra food. You ask for some assistance, but they refuse. You have a knife, and they don't. What do you do?
In real life, the answer to these questions would be obvious to most people. And people might pick the same answers inside of the game, because they are applying real life thinking to the in-game situation. In other words, because they are role playing. That's my baby, and I care for her more than some other baby. I don't want my family line in this town to die out.
But what about real playing? The truth is, currently, there is no gameplay reason to prefer your baby to an unrelated baby or your family line to some other family line, at least not in the same town.
The core idea in this game is that you care for your offspring because they are the future that gives what you accomplish in the game meaning. What's the point of building a house, if there's no one around in the future to finish it or live in it? Furthermore, there is a chance that you will eventually be born back into this village in the distant future, and thus you'll get to reap the benefits of your own future-preservation efforts. I've put mechanisms in place to prevent this from happening immediately, in your very next life, to ensure that the game has variety, to make your really say goodbye to your lifetime projects (at least for a while), and to prevent the game from degenerating into "Minecraft where you annoyingly get reborn every hour." So, a few hours need to pass with you living in other places before you can revisit this place again in a future life. Still, the possibility is there, and that possibility requires the survival of children, grandchildren, and so on.
But, all that said, none of those motivations have anything to do with your offspring, specifically, surviving. As long as some offspring survive in that area, your physical creations will have meaning, and you'll have the same chance to get reborn there in the distant future.
And I feel like something is missing here, which has been an important factor in human interactions. The primacy of family, tribe, and nation. The primacy of culture and ethnicity. Kinship.
I feel like there is a dramatic arc to the rise and fall of a civilization in the game, but it's a bit of a muted one. It's disappointing when a village dies out, but it's not tragic. In that moment of desperation, people are barely motivated to resort to desperate measures. Where's the heated town meeting where we decide to load up the covered wagons and strike out for greener pastures? Where's the heated town meeting where we load up the bows and arrows and decide to raid the next village?
Where are the town walls and gates?
And before you say, "We just don't have time for that stuff!", I have personally seen huge trans-generational projects in the game. Giant farms. Sprawling road networks. People have had time to accomplish a lot of crazy things in the game.
Even death-bed speeches have a superfluous role-playing quality to them. A civilization should live and die by its oral tradition, by the strength of its grand plan as formulated by its ancestors. This might actually be true in the existing game (that a civilization lives and dies by its grand plan). It just doesn't matter too much whether a civilization lives or dies.
Yes, the story is fundamentally comprised of the stories of individuals, and I do think that the dramatic arc of an individual life in the game is robust. But individuals are also part of a story that is much bigger than themselves, with much more at stake. That is also what this game is about, and I want those arcs to be even more robust and heart-wrenching.
Currently, the metaphysics of the game may be something like, "The player is a soul that gets born again and again as different people."
What if, instead of being a soul, the player was a chromosome?
If I'm being completely honest I'm not sure what you meant but it sounded cool. I do like the idea of towns being unique and having their own specialties, if that's what you mean. I'm not sure what you're overshadowing.
Is this a hint to our endings? Where does war come in? ![]()
Wait, so people in their twenties have nothing better to do than play video games all day?
great job! now what's the next project?
I haven't a clue
Today I got murdered for kidnapping kids in a town that had it's laws written on paper. No. VI clearly said pedophilia was allowed in that place! I want to bring a lawsuit: me vs town folk.
But for real this time, I think that written laws are cool roleplay and I would be glad to see people actually obey them. It could give more spirit and variety to the villages. Don't think it'd be possible to make everyone roleplay like this though. Any ideas?
Laws do work. Especially court case.
Case in point - A few weeks ago, when I was around 25 a baby started claiming that a grownup man had killed her in another life. We had multiple families in the same town so I figured it was possible. As she grew she became more riled up to kill said man. We will call the man Man Y and the girl Girl X.
I decided to hold a trial so I asked Man Y to testify before court with Girl X. He was hesitant but agreed. Girl X was confident and swiftly came to court. When people saw Man Y in the main room they started drawing their knives but I said we were having a trial so they agreed not to kill him.
The trial began. Girl X said she had been killed by Man Y as "Steve" in another life (not the name she said). Then another man spoke up and said that Man Y had been with him for the past half hour, so he could not have killed Girl X.
I then went on Lineage and looked up Steve. I found that Steve had been killed by a boar, not by Man Y. When I returned I declared Man Y innocent, and called Girl X to testify for lying.
Girl X claimed she was innocent, that the lineage was a glitch. She was proclaimed guilty and killed, but not before she took me down with her. Overall it was a successful trial. We also held a similar trial a few months ago and both were productive.
karltown_veteran wrote:pein wrote:bakers gonna bake
you listen to traileor schwifty, that explains a lot
Actually I don't really like her other songs, but Shake It Off has a kind of je ne sais quoi to it that makes it catchy.
QFT. That one's hard to get out of my head, but I don't really mind.
Hmmm....
I stay up too late
Live too many lives
That's what people say, mm-mm
That's what people say, mm-mm
I make too many pies
But I can't get 'em baked
At least, that's what people say, mm-mm
That's what people say, mm-mmBut I keep on cooking
Can't stop, won't stop looking
It's like I've got these voices
In my mind, saying "Put that into a pie"
'Cause the griefers gonna grief grief grief grief grief
While the RPers just grieve grieve grieve grieve grieve
I'm just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all! Bake it all!
Now the noobs are gonna take take take take take
And the makers gonna make make make make make
I'm just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all! Bake it all!I never miss a click
Bake pies up double-quick
And that's what they don't see, mm-mm
That's what they don't see, mm-mm
I'm baking on my own
To make the best of my new home
And that's what they don't know, mm-mm
That's what they don't know, mm-mmBut I keep on cooking
Can't stop, won't stop looking
It's like I've got these voices
In my mind, saying "Put that into a pie"
'Cause the griefers gonna grief grief grief grief grief
While the RPers just grieve grieve grieve grieve grieve
I'm just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all! Bake it all!
Now the noobs are gonna take take take take take
And the makers gonna make make make make make
I'm just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all! Bake it all!Bake it all! Bake it all! ah-ah-ah (x3)
Bake it all! Bake it all!(Hey hey hey, listen up... while you been gettin' down and out about the griefers and useless noobs of the world, you could've been eating to this... sick... beat.)
My new mom tried to feed me to a bear but it bit her instead; I'm just gonna bake.
And to karltown_veteran, hella nice hair! Won't you come on over baby, we can bake... bake... bake.'Cause the griefers gonna grief grief grief grief grief
While the RPers just grieve grieve grieve grieve grieve
I'm just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all! Bake it all!
Now the noobs are gonna take take take take take
And the makers gonna make make make make make
I'm just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all! Bake it all!Bake it all! Bake it all! ah-ah-ah (x3)
Bake it all! Bake it all!
Bake it all! Bake it all! ah-ah-ah (x3)
Bake it all! Bake it all!
Bake it all! Bake it all! ah-ah-ah (x3)
Bake it all! Bake it all!
I love it ![]()
It's finished
[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[x] A dead body
[x] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[x] With a rose
[yes] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[yes] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[yes] With your sister / brother
[x] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[yes] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[yes] On top of a dead dog
[x] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[yes] While chasing a turkey
[x] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[x] As you age up + character model changes
[x] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you
With foreplay -

In a locked room - it was just a room with the doors shut because I was worried I wouldn't get out of a locked room, but it's close enough 
With your sister/brother: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3932958 she was Hope IV, I was Tony. In the photo you can see her sandwiched between me and Sarah 
With a dead piglet/hoglet: 
On top of a dead dog: 
Last, while chasing a turkey: We found out that was physically impossible so as a substitute here's sugarcane sex - 
The Bang List has officially ended. You all can rest easily now.
bakers gonna bake
you listen to traileor schwifty, that explains a lot
Actually I don't really like her other songs, but Shake It Off has a kind of je ne sais quoi to it that makes it catchy.
Make more
I could but it takes a while
That took way too long to make













































- With Love From Karltown

How to deal with rejection, by Karltown
It was said that in the hour of the third apocalypse the rohrerites will battle the bringers of reset. The battle will take place in the valley of the fruitboot and many will perish for their faiths.
Who has appeased the gods with offerings and sacrifice more? Who will gain their favor and turn the tide?
We will find out soon my children.
The Bringers of Reset may use pitbulls to gain on the Rohrerites, but the Rohrerites will fight back with poodles.
You can pry my backpack off my cold dead body.
Me when grandkids ask for my bag
I added "a person and a dead body" and "with someone you're married to" today
[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[x] A dead body
[x] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[x] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[x] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[x] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[x] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[x] As you age up + character model changes
[x] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you


(We called the dead body in the basket Bob. Bob joined us for many fun adventures)
Rejoice!
Now if someone doesn't wanna date me in OHOL I can just eat spoon after spoon of ice cream ![]()
Also spoons. Those too. But to be honest, how were we eating soup before if spoons are just now being implemented?
https://edge.onetech.info/2796-Spoon-of-Ice-Cream
I got with a skeleton 
[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[x] A dead body
[ ] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[x] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[x] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[ ] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[x] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[x] As you age up + character model changes
[x] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you
I thought "with a goose" was one of them for some reason, so here's some complimentary goose action, though it doesn't count
GreatShawn wrote:hey, I'm 13, do you expect me to have sex with some random girl?
... that's what I wanted when I was 13... so yes?
Lol
Shawn is just sad he wasn't by the Banging Foursome
Whatever happened to the Fuckbuddy Foursome? We should bring them back.
Bang it.