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I used to do that when the feature came out. I scared a guy real bad by telling him I was an NPC
Oh my god I need to do that!
Can we just get this guy banned?
Don’t you just hate it when the server just reset and you REALLY don’t wanna play as eve for the 34th time today? Well fear not! Because I bring you: Fucking with people in the tutorial!
If you didn’t already know, In the last room of the tutorial it lets you build whatever you want with a set of limited tools. If you make both an axe and a shovel you can chop down a tree that’s blocking the outside world. When you do a sign saying “Go North — Go south” will greet you. If you go either detection you’ll come to another identical tutorial room with another player playing the tutorial.
So what I like to do is chop down their tree and tell this (Almost) guaranteed new player that I’m from the future and the world will end unless they come with. I get them in my entourage and then move on to the next tutorial building. Rinse and repeat until I have an army of players who can’t even make a fire thinking I’m from the future.
It’s fun.
Sadly, I think I (Frank-the younger brother) was the last boy to experience the geese killing tradition as the lineage died out by lack of females shortly after you and my mother passed away. :(
But worry not, I spent the rest of my life all alone decorating around the killin stump and even buried you right next to it.
It was a fun tradition, it really is a bummer to see that it didn't last long at all, but I had a lot of fun nonetheless, and hope to experience it again some day. :)
Love you Granny Icelyn.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=850643
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thats really sweet but also very sad.
I hope you had a nice life <3
If you've lived less than 30 collective years in that family within 3 hours then you can get spawned back right away. But If you've lived more than 30 collective years in the same family you need to wait 3 hours before being born there again.
Hope this helped!
So I was born in a big thriving village. Mother was holding my brother and proclaiming him the town heir while completely ignoring me. My elerly grandmother took me in as her own and fed me. Then she gave me her big backpack with a shiny knife in it. I was very thankful and I promised myself I'd do good in life and help people just like my grandmother helped me.
A bit later my biological mother came clamping in wearing the crown my younger brother had and yelled "I am the queen now". Nobody gave a fuck. Oh did I mention we were in a family with a last name and she had only named 1 of her 5+ children? I walked up to her and asked to be named, she looked at me like I was some sort of vermin but finally named me.
Moments later I turned 3 and my grandmother perished. I was devistated. The only mother I had ever knows was now nothing but a pile of bones on the floor. But I found comfort in the knife she had given me "With this I'll change the world" I thought.
Like on queue my biological bitch of a mother came up to me and demanded that I'd give her the knife. I refused but I let her know that it was because it was a gift and that I was harmless.
She got furious and started chasing me around with her own knife. I ran away into the wilderness begging anyone and everyone to help me.
My hunger was getting low and the single peice of bread in my backpack wouldn't keep me satisfied for long so i had to go back. I was afraid and cautious but she came up to me. I tried to make her put down her knife and listen to me for two seconds but like the bitch she was she just stabbed me and said "You'll drop the knife now!"
I tried to find a farm plot to die on so the knife would be lost forever but I was bleeding out fast and a group of younglings had already gathered around me to steal my clothing. I tried telling them what happened and I could see that they were about as fed up by the whore of a queen as I was.
Thank you Kleo, for killing her.
I hope she is in hell where she belongs.
-Lucas Wilden
SSSSSH ! He believes you, Aurora! Don't question it.
But about that tradition: Sounds really fun ! Too bad I wasn't there.
Haha it was a really fun tradition. Once a boy hit 5, grandma (me) took him out to the killin stump and beheaded a goose with him.
When I got to 55 I gave the duty of geese killer to my daughters eldest son who emediatly took his younger brother out to do what I once did.
It was really sweet :,)
Our enemies are Americans.
Aurora I believe you
Wha...?
So, boys. Did ya make a tradition out of grandmas bonding activity? If so, how long did it last?
Love, Granny
A lady because people accept my proposals more often as a female and I enjoy being a mother and getting special connections with my kids and grandkids.
Its been a while since Iäve done one of these. I've had some interesting lives and I want to reconnect with some interesting people.
To Ben -
Hello, Love. Tina The Third here. I just wanted to say that you we're a lovely husband and I forgive you for killing my sweet mentally ill little Harold even tho you knew he wasn't mentally stable and did no harm to anyone and I also forgive you for scarring me for life by killing him right in front of me. I'm sorry I got depressed by the end of our lives as the image of my son being brutally murdered got to me. And sorry for keeping my rape child secret from you as I knew you would murder me out of anger just like you did to Harold.
To Daddy -
Frank loves you forever and always and I hope you had a nice time on mars.
To Nikyla -
Maahi here. Thank you for caring for me and loving me and trying to get me to feel better when everyone else called me a crazy witch. You saw how mentally ill and broken I was and you tried to fix it even if it wasn't succesful. You were a nice lady.
Thank you.
To Biel Magi -
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you
-Butch The Second
And I think thats it!
Love ya'll!
ADD MORE SKINS, DAD!
I thought it said breastmilk guide and I got hyped.
Ah yes, what an interesting and important post. Changed my life.
If you die before 30 you could get respawned into the same family again.
It's more like 30 years in the family all together so if you die at 11 the first time and 20 the second you can't come back.
Then It's a 3 hour cooldown period until you can respawn in the same family after those 30 years.
Hope this helped!
Cheers!
Was that you the other day, Trying to Marry me as my Sister. Then you went on about everyone hating you and how your sister replaced you.
I got sick of it suicided at 25, Got an actual decent town the next life.
Maybe.
Awwwwwwh yeaaa
I am incredibly suprised I played absolutely no part in this
Aurora is back from the Japan and shall let this game and its forums take up all her waking hours once again.
That is all.
I thought it was gonna be like those old Minecraft in real life videos and I was about to kill myself
I dont think a game like this should gave any achivement or unlocking/customazation mechanic. But I do think we should randomize the characters. Like have a set of mouths, eyes, skincolors, hair etc etc and have them all randomized to a character.
I relate to the baby
I was expecting a rickroll
More than half of these are made by me! Im embarassed and proud at the same time!