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Oh. That's not good. So every town is doomed to die eventually due to lack of water then.... unless there's some way to generate water?

If you close your laptop the game will be suspended, and when you open it again the time will be updated and calculated to when you started the game. Your age doesn't get updated until then, so it will calculate beyond the normal age limit if you leave it that long.

Binary v118 / data v117 is crashing on the tutorial for me.
It loads, and I can't move. Tutorial box says 1. Game crashes. "OneLife.exe has stopped working"
Since I can't do the initial tutorial I can't play the game.

Regular OHOL works fine.

EDIT: Reinstalled the client, played through the tutorial, installed the Zoom Mod, and now it is working again.

Albinos are functionally blind. Also, nystagmus.

EDIT: That's why pictures of albino people generally have derpy eyes.

This is backwards. I make huge sacrifices for my kids *because* I love them.

Yes, why/how do people love their kids?

Some basic Mendelian genetics would really really help. (eyes, mouth, hair, skin, etc.)
This would require dads, which has been highly requested.

Also some sort of audible communication beyond baby crying, baby cooing?
And basic audible keyboard emotions for older people: happy (ya!), sad (nooo), angry (a growl), scared (a yelp), neutral (a grunt)...
Parents spend a lot of time making funny noises at their babies.

Make babies act more like babies. Crawling for the first year/minute of their life. (helps prevent baby suicide)

Make babies spawn into their mother's arms. Forcing her to drop whatever she's holding (birth isn't easy).
That would help with babies being auto abandoned while an Eve is running, or if she's in a busy town and can't tell she even had a baby with all the kids around.

A baby bottle. Moms could fill a bottle (at the cost of a hunger pip) by picking up an empty bottle and clicking herself.

More clothes customization, more dyes, symbols (tribes!), because parents love giving their kids special things.

Applause.

If the whole town gets murdered while I'm away, I hope they learned something. I'm pretty good at avoiding getting murdered at this point. I had a round where I was a son, the last child born to the last female in a large town with about six guys left and my mom. We laughed, built a bow, and took turns having her kill us all. Profound last speeches and love all around. Sometimes death is fun and meaningful without anyone getting angry at all.

Bacon is coming....

There is one: ESC then %

That's a really good idea!

I don't know, I was out clubbing seals.

I like being an Eve, but it's super heartbreaking when your grandkids turn out to be murderers. So much effort wiped out by idiots.

Having players too dependent on the behavior of others is the problem already. For whatever personal reason babies suicide. If we trap them into playing a game they don't want to they'll grow up into trouble makers. Griefer generator is not a "good mom".

Also, what about men?

The simple fair solution is to award people who make it to 55 exemption to the lineage ban.