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#451 Re: Main Forum » Stonehenge 1500 BC Colorised » 2018-07-24 11:37:38

TheRedBug wrote:

Omfg
Someone give this man a full pot of stew

He already has one! Its way in the back!

#454 Re: Main Forum » Fury / Tana lineage split » 2018-07-23 18:06:09

If you name a child it gets your last name

#455 Re: Main Forum » One hour one life in real life » 2018-07-23 17:48:32

Neo wrote:

Any known cases of actual baby suicide?

Hiw about a 3 year old child taking clothes from a corpse?

Babies try to kill themselves all the time.

#457 Main Forum » The story of Frank, as told by Frank » 2018-07-22 18:48:40

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 0

I was born to a pretty pretty mommy, she had long pretty hair and sparkling eyes. But she dropped me at birth and when she saw how bloody I was she left in a panic. That's okay! My new daddy picked me up and made me happy again!

He was nice, he knew the king! I would lay puzzles with him! He would get mad when I ate the pieces, and then I would have to go to the pretty doctor lady to get them out of me. I want the pretty doctor lady to be my new mommy.

After a while daddy needed to work. He left me with the nice farmers and they told me useful advice, like to always water the bushes and that the dirt is not for eating! I farmed there for a loong time, almost a hundred years! I would say hello to daddy alot and he would say hi back, and then, and then we would go do something!

Like that one time on my 18th birthday where we met the horsie and I got to pet it and then it jumped and it was kinda scary but I was a brave boy so I didn't cry. Then daddy told me I was a big boy now and that I was going to have his pretty backpack. It had his pretty knife and the key to his space ship in it!

He said he was going to space and that he'd send a postcard from Mars! He said he was going to be back soon so I waited for him! And then i waited and waited and waited. And then I get sad because he wasn't home yet! But then this nice lady hugged me and said it takes a long time to get to mars and then she gave me a lollipop and it was okay again.

I was a really big boy now! 30 years old! The king had let me ride his horsie around so I did! That was all I did for a while. Then I met brother. He wasn't actually my brother but he was nice so I made him my brother! He was really nice to me and helped me get to the doctor lady whenever I fell down and got a booboo.

And then, and then! And then I got old! Just as old as daddy when he went to space! I wanted to go to space and meet him! So I did! I took my daddys space ship key and fleeeeew up up up! It said vroom vroom! And then I was in space, with my daddy.

The end!

Oh and here is my family tree! There is me, and then there above me is daddy saying he loves me lots and lots. And then theres is mommy and all my brothers and sisters that mommy didn't drop and daddy didn't love!
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=662446

#458 Re: Main Forum » Obesity? - an idea » 2018-07-21 12:56:50

PunkyFickle wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

+1

Arora plusoneing a new way to draw attention.

Life is not fun if Im not the center of attention

#460 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Job? » 2018-07-20 09:53:56

Baker wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

This may sound boring but I love berry farming. Keeps the town fed while I’m able to socialize when the bushes are growing.

You mean trying to get cursed and getting yourself a sex slave while someone else is trying to kill you.

Yes

#461 Re: Main Forum » Favorite Job? » 2018-07-20 06:30:48

This may sound boring but I love berry farming. Keeps the town fed while I’m able to socialize when the bushes are growing.

#462 Re: Main Forum » Cute cave people animation » 2018-07-18 20:31:36

Valences42 wrote:

Aw!  Oh no Aurora.  I thought it was funny.  I'd totally be the flower eating brother.

I haven't watched the Croods.  Was it good?

The croods is mediocre and forgettable. Wouldnt recommend it

#463 Re: Main Forum » The Cursed Child » 2018-07-18 20:10:59

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I was hoping you'd post something to the forums about this. I was actively looking in the family tree for you but I didn't have much luck.
I'm sorry our children turned out to be dickheads.

Love,
Your demon lady

#465 Re: Main Forum » Could somebody send me the download link? » 2018-07-16 06:11:10

WalrusesConquer wrote:

Is it your birthday? Happy birthday!

It is! Thank you!

#467 Re: Main Forum » Could somebody send me the download link? » 2018-07-16 02:25:21

TheRedBug wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
TheRedBug wrote:

Yey c:

Just wait 3 days and then im legally allowed to give you a princess kiss as a reward

Waiting patiently

*kiss*

#468 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-15 16:56:05

To my great uncle Edwin Ii

You didn't know me and I didn't know you. I was just a kid when you died, not even able to grab. But I already knew my fate was going to be the same as yours, dying alone and forgotten. So I decided to bury you under a tree when I was finally old enough to pick up a basket. I gave you a gravestone with the word "Uncle" on it and a rose bush.
It was nothing special but I just thought you'd like to remembered even if it was just by some random boy you never even knew.

Thats all.

Love,
Your great nephew Eliot Ii

#470 Main Forum » Twin with me! » 2018-07-14 20:06:31

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 2

dollar lime flood

Lets go!

#471 Re: Main Forum » So I heard adoption is a thing now » 2018-07-14 17:42:44

Turnipseed wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

I FOUND MY CODE, LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!

Now you can take the link out of quote

Alright geez

#472 Re: Main Forum » So I heard adoption is a thing now » 2018-07-14 17:38:53

I FOUND MY CODE, LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!

#473 Re: Main Forum » So I heard adoption is a thing now » 2018-07-14 17:37:15

Turnipseed wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
WalrusesConquer wrote:

*victory high-five?*

NO! NOT VICTORY! MY LIFE IS HARD!

I posted a link to the download... heres another...

You got five minutes before i take it down cause im not sure if i should leave a download link up...

Danke chön my freind, danke chön

#474 Re: Main Forum » So I heard adoption is a thing now » 2018-07-14 17:00:33

WalrusesConquer wrote:

*victory high-five?*

NO! NOT VICTORY! MY LIFE IS HARD!

#475 Re: Main Forum » So I heard adoption is a thing now » 2018-07-14 16:34:50

WalrusesConquer wrote:

*sympathy high-five*

Just when I thought I was going to be able to playyy

sad(((((

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