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#451 Re: Main Forum » My Bang List » 2019-03-18 21:11:15

karltown_veteran

Aight got my first three
[x] First time
[ ] At least three wild animals
[ ] A dead body
[ ] A person and a dead body at the same time
[ ] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[ ] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[ ] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[ ] As an old man / woman
[ ] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[ ] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[ ] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[ ] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[ ] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[ ] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[ ] As you age up + character model changes
[ ] With a king / queen
[ ] With someone unrelated to you
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#452 Main Forum » My Bang List » 2019-03-18 20:59:20

karltown_veteran
Replies: 54

Because I'm not sure if toxic saw the one he/she requested, and because I challenge you all to complete it before I do.

I've already checked several things off the bang list:
[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[x] A dead body
[x] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[ ] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[x] With your sister / brother
[ ] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[x] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[ ] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[ ] As you age up + character model changes
[ ] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you

...however I haven't taken any photos/screenshots, which are needed proof, I'll start from scratch as well. Here it is:
[ ] First time
[ ] At least three wild animals
[ ] A dead body
[ ] A person and a dead body at the same time
[ ] Multiple People
[ ] A baby or young child
[ ] Behind a tree
[ ] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[ ] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[ ] As an old man / woman
[ ] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[ ] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[ ] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[ ] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[ ] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[ ] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[ ] As you age up + character model changes
[ ] With a king / queen
[ ] With someone unrelated to you

By the way:
1. I accept that most likely no one will want to join in this weird challenge
and
2. Yes, bang means sex. For those of you unfamiliar, you just bounce up and down with another character traditionally. However, if you want you can be inventive.

Edit: It must be consensual. I trust you won't start randomly banging someone.

#453 Re: Main Forum » Political problem with One hour one lif - Open Letter to the Community » 2019-03-18 12:36:25

karltown_veteran

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#454 Re: Main Forum » My love, Raahi Gomez » 2019-03-18 02:29:34

karltown_veteran
antking:]# wrote:

no matter where love will prosper!

Oh and karltown have you decided to work on the dance of the knives?

No, I plan to do that later. I've been busy with my bang list.

#455 Re: Main Forum » My love, Raahi Gomez » 2019-03-18 01:58:37

karltown_veteran
YannaChan wrote:

We met when someone with a knife misclicked on my mother and killed her, you comforted me as I looked at my mother's bones, crying. You asked to be friends and I said "Sure." When we were older, about 16, you asked me to marry you. I said yes and gave you a rose, And that was the beginning of our never-ending love. We had a daughter, adopted daughter, and girl twins. When I walked up to you and explained how I got a crown, you said I was your queen, You were the sweetest to me. We tried to friend each other on Steam but we couldn't. You died and I buried you, putting a rose on your grave. I died of old age besides you.

My lineage
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3820953

His lineage
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3820915

I think I vaguely remember you guys being love-y in the town square. I announced to you guys that Tim was my girlfriend, you were very encouraging.

#456 Re: Main Forum » I’m going to see how much KILLS I CAN GET! in 3 lifetimes. » 2019-03-17 22:26:14

karltown_veteran
Toxic wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:
Toxic wrote:

*dumber not dummer
Honestly, I don't know why you're competing for how many murders you can get. You should be trying to bang people in different ways. (I role-play stop judging)
If you want I can lend you my bang checklist.

YES PLEASE! i need that

Aight, here it be:

[ ] First time
[ ] At least three wild animals
[ ] A dead body
[ ] A person and a dead body at the same time
[ ] Multiple People
[ ] A baby or young child
[ ] Behind a tree
[ ] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[ ] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[ ] As an old man / woman
[ ] Butt naked
[ ] With your sister / brother
[ ] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[ ] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[ ] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[ ] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[ ] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[ ] As you age up + character model changes
[ ] With a king / queen
[ ] With someone unrelated to you


Here's what I've checked off so far:
[x] First time
[x] At least three wild animals
[x] A dead body
[x] A person and a dead body at the same time
[x] Multiple People
[x] A baby or young child
[x] Behind a tree
[ ] With a rose
[ ] With foreplay
[x] With someone bleeding out
[ ] In a locked room
[x] As an old man / woman
[x] Butt naked
[x] With your sister / brother
[ ] With someone holding a bloody weapon
[ ] With a dead piglet / hoglet
[ ] On top of a dead dog
[x] With someone you’re married to (meaning an official ceremony)
[ ] While chasing a turkey
[x] With a female who pops out a baby in the middle of it
[x] Girl x Girl / Boy x Boy
[x] While your children stand around watching you in horror
[ ] As you age up + character model changes
[ ] With a king / queen
[x] With someone unrelated to you

#457 Main Forum » I'm looking for someone from the fuckbuddy foursome? » 2019-03-17 01:12:29

karltown_veteran
Replies: 2

Idk why but we aren't loading as quadruplets.
That's all
If you aren't from the fuckbuddy foursome please ignore this post

#458 Re: Main Forum » Me and other eight eves spawned in a huge town » 2019-03-16 20:12:10

karltown_veteran
Villas wrote:

I just spawned in a huge town and after that a lot eves spawned as well. I could count nine of them. I've lived in this town about three times this week, but it was dead when we spawned there. We started a fire and boom. Baby boom, more than twelve babies at once, I spent my life naming and feeding babies, because no one was doing that, it was a chaos. Even after getting old, I kept feeding and naming them, I could see some great grandchildren because the town has a lot of food and everyone survived. The population there when I died was about thirty-forty people. Let's see how much families survive there, I love multi family towns.
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3805231

https://imgur.com/w5Lx7oi.jpg
https://imgur.com/jJvJgPq.jpg

I was in the first picture, I'm the frizzy brunette wearing a wool hat, a shawl and a loincloth. My name was Lisa (I died like three minutes ago), and that was the life I crossed "bang someone not related to you" off my bang list.

#459 Re: Main Forum » I became a DRUG DEALER in OHOL! » 2019-03-16 17:50:03

karltown_veteran

I was just in that town. I found one of the shrooms and downed it. It was pretty good.

#460 Re: Main Forum » we have new emots! » 2019-03-16 16:22:21

karltown_veteran
Oblong wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:

oblong, give rp a chance!

Every time I have, I’m shut down or ignored because apparently I don’t do enough work. Most of my lives have been doing a lot of work without speaking.

Maybe you just were born into the wrong families... it works most of the time for me.

#461 Re: Main Forum » New recipe: emoji poop+egg = baby T-rex » 2019-03-16 12:44:52

karltown_veteran
pein wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/p2xcLJC.png
put the egg in the smiling poop

https://i.imgur.com/b8UCuRt.png

feed them baby meat to grow

Emoji poop = sheep poop + endstone?

#462 Re: Main Forum » we have new emots! » 2019-03-16 12:43:06

karltown_veteran
antking:]# wrote:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :,)
Also, oblong, give rp a chance! Its turned out to be fun... What I've found out is that the majority of people are willing to be your gf/bf if you ask them, because they want an excuse not to work. I mean, some are rpers like me but the rest can be easily encouraged. In around 30% of my lives I have a romantic relationship of some kind

#463 Re: Main Forum » Akatsuki apron. What clothing sprites you would like to see ingame? » 2019-03-16 12:40:55

karltown_veteran
pein wrote:

Because most of times i wear aprons and straw hats, i changed the sprites into akatsuki cape and headband(made it smaller since then but no mood to start again the cache delete and find one)

also my new floor tiles

any special request?
i will make some order in my sprites and upload the new ones

Lingerie! Please please please! Also I still have no idea how to do sprite stuff hmm


IiM6A0D.png Regarding the boobs, I think this person is a bit extra. I recommend rounding them a tad.

#464 Re: Main Forum » Hi.I have a few questions about games. » 2019-03-15 22:53:41

karltown_veteran
qimunanxiong wrote:

1.Can the game I bought from the government be bound to Steam?
2.I haven't played games for a long time. The update is very slow. Where should I download it again?
3.Chinese！！！！PPPPPPPPPPPlease！！！！

对，你可以在电子邮件中找到该链接。
对不起，我的中文不太好。

#465 Re: Main Forum » I’m going to see how much KILLS I CAN GET! in 3 lifetimes. » 2019-03-15 22:46:19

karltown_veteran
Toxic wrote:

*dumber not dummer
Honestly, I don't know why you're competing for how many murders you can get. You should be trying to bang people in different ways. (I role-play stop judging)
If you want I can lend you my bang checklist.

#466 Re: Main Forum » PLAYER STATS + tools » 2019-03-14 21:05:42

karltown_veteran
Whatever wrote:

Tools: https://github.com/hetuw/ohol_nodejs_stats
I found out some hashes from forum users and made stats with them.
If you dont find yourself in the list, feel free to use the tools and post your stats here smile
I only tested the tools for linux, they are not perfect and a bit slow, to get more information about them read the readme on github.
Disconnects and deaths under the age of 3 will be ignored (but not for the kids)
Dieing over 54 counts as oldAge.


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Date 2018_04_01 - 2019_03_12
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jasonrohrer https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=2
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firstEntry: Fri, 06 Apr 2018 04:15:56 GMT
lastEntry: Thu, 07 Mar 2019 19:13:20 GMT
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births: 444
deaths: 162
timeAlive: 1d 11h 20m
males: 141
females: 303
males/females: 0.47
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 13.09
Death by hunger: 152 -> 93.83%
Death by oldAge: 10 -> 6.17%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 213
ignoredDisconnects: 65
elderDeaths: 10
------------------------------------------
born as eve: 145 -> 32.66%
avg. generation born into: 5.11
longest generation born into: 59
------------------------------------------
kids: 216
kids per female life: 0.71
avg. kid lifespan: 9.32
grandkids: 128
grandkids per female life: 0.42
------------------------------------------
kills: 0 -> 0.00%
==========================================

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pein https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=1167
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firstEntry: Wed, 21 Nov 2018 09:26:21 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 16:14:24 GMT
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births: 562
deaths: 242
timeAlive: 7d 7h 34m
males: 208
females: 354
males/females: 0.59
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 43.53
Death by oldAge: 144 -> 59.50%
Death by hunger: 73 -> 30.17%
Death by killer: 25 -> 10.33%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 225
ignoredDisconnects: 95
elderDeaths: 144
------------------------------------------
born as eve: 137 -> 24.38%
avg. generation born into: 6.86
longest generation born into: 74
------------------------------------------
kids: 533
kids per female life: 1.51
avg. kid lifespan: 15.37
grandkids: 446
grandkids per female life: 1.26
------------------------------------------
kills: 98 -> 17.44%
avg. victim age: 23.37
victim female probability: 71.43%
==========================================

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futurebird https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=3730
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firstEntry: Thu, 14 Feb 2019 15:47:12 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:34:29 GMT
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births: 395
deaths: 277
timeAlive: 6d 10h 41m
males: 192
females: 203
males/females: 0.95
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 33.51
Death by hunger: 192 -> 69.31%
Death by oldAge: 84 -> 30.32%
Death by killer: 1 -> 0.36%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 117
elderDeaths: 84
------------------------------------------
born as eve: 11 -> 2.78%
avg. generation born into: 13.87
longest generation born into: 74
------------------------------------------
kids: 511
kids per female life: 2.52
avg. kid lifespan: 17.62
grandkids: 447
grandkids per female life: 2.20
------------------------------------------
kills: 2 -> 0.51%
avg. victim age: 11.38
victim female probability: 100.00%
==========================================

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karltown_veteran https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=1507
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firstEntry: Sun, 01 Apr 2018 00:43:49 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 22:33:03 GMT
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births: 4660
deaths: 1397
timeAlive: 26d 8h 47m
males: 2023
females: 2637
males/females: 0.77
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 27.18
Death by hunger: 1094 -> 78.31%
Death by oldAge: 227 -> 16.25%
Death by killer: 76 -> 5.44%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 2639
ignoredDisconnects: 618
elderDeaths: 227
------------------------------------------
born as eve: 549 -> 11.78%
avg. generation born into: 6.24
longest generation born into: 88
------------------------------------------
kids: 3340
kids per female life: 1.27
avg. kid lifespan: 10.66
grandkids: 2518
grandkids per female life: 0.95
------------------------------------------
kills: 99 -> 2.12%
avg. victim age: 26.15
victim female probability: 59.60%
==========================================

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Toxic https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=3777
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firstEntry: Tue, 19 Feb 2019 06:13:33 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 10:44:57 GMT
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births: 277
deaths: 87
timeAlive: 1d 2h 42m
males: 125
females: 152
males/females: 0.82
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 18.42
Death by hunger: 78 -> 89.66%
Death by oldAge: 5 -> 5.75%
Death by killer: 4 -> 4.60%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 183
ignoredDisconnects: 7
elderDeaths: 5
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born as eve: 40 -> 14.44%
avg. generation born into: 11.02
longest generation born into: 97
------------------------------------------
kids: 153
kids per female life: 1.01
avg. kid lifespan: 6.64
grandkids: 61
grandkids per female life: 0.40
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kills: 20 -> 7.22%
avg. victim age: 21.54
victim female probability: 70.00%
==========================================

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Aurora https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=1428
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firstEntry: Sun, 01 Apr 2018 09:28:27 GMT
lastEntry: Fri, 08 Mar 2019 21:24:09 GMT
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births: 2857
deaths: 739
timeAlive: 23d 1h 31m
males: 1210
females: 1647
males/females: 0.73
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 44.94
Death by oldAge: 199 -> 26.93%
Death by hunger: 391 -> 52.91%
Death by killer: 149 -> 20.16%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 1584
ignoredDisconnects: 525
elderDeaths: 199
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born as eve: 361 -> 12.64%
avg. generation born into: 5.53
longest generation born into: 67
------------------------------------------
kids: 3202
kids per female life: 1.94
avg. kid lifespan: 16.52
grandkids: 2817
grandkids per female life: 1.71
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kills: 190 -> 6.65%
avg. victim age: 25.33
victim female probability: 52.63%
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Whatever https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=3748
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firstEntry: Sun, 01 Apr 2018 07:01:47 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 11:20:30 GMT
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births: 337
deaths: 123
timeAlive: 3d 9h 22m
males: 154
females: 183
males/females: 0.84
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 39.70
Death by hunger: 77 -> 62.60%
Death by oldAge: 38 -> 30.89%
Death by killer: 8 -> 6.50%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 175
ignoredDisconnects: 34
elderDeaths: 38
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born as eve: 25 -> 7.42%
avg. generation born into: 6.99
longest generation born into: 75
------------------------------------------
kids: 469
kids per female life: 2.56
avg. kid lifespan: 10.31
grandkids: 264
grandkids per female life: 1.44
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kills: 32 -> 9.50%
avg. victim age: 21.18
victim female probability: 46.88%
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Joriom https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=607
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firstEntry: Fri, 06 Apr 2018 02:44:28 GMT
lastEntry: Fri, 16 Nov 2018 16:21:37 GMT
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births: 15873
deaths: 11524
timeAlive: 20d 6h 56m
males: 1951
females: 13922
males/females: 0.14
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avg. death age: 2.54
Death by hunger: 11485 -> 99.66%
Death by oldAge: 25 -> 0.22%
Death by killer: 14 -> 0.12%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 3683
ignoredDisconnects: 711
elderDeaths: 25
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born as eve: 12049 -> 75.91%
avg. generation born into: 1.90
longest generation born into: 109
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kids: 1596
kids per female life: 0.11
avg. kid lifespan: 1.55
grandkids: 182
grandkids per female life: 0.01
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kills: 52 -> 0.33%
avg. victim age: 20.49
victim female probability: 65.38%
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Stylingirl https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=1869
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firstEntry: Tue, 22 May 2018 18:04:43 GMT
lastEntry: Wed, 27 Feb 2019 22:26:23 GMT
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births: 575
deaths: 322
timeAlive: 6d 4h 22m
males: 203
females: 372
males/females: 0.55
------------------------------------------
avg. death age: 27.65
Death by hunger: 220 -> 68.32%
Death by oldAge: 97 -> 30.12%
Death by killer: 5 -> 1.55%
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ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 219
ignoredDisconnects: 34
elderDeaths: 97
------------------------------------------
born as eve: 149 -> 25.91%
avg. generation born into: 5.30
longest generation born into: 53
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kids: 521
kids per female life: 1.40
avg. kid lifespan: 10.67
grandkids: 271
grandkids per female life: 0.73
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kills: 8 -> 1.39%
avg. victim age: 32.85
victim female probability: 75.00%
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breezeknight https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=1227
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firstEntry: Sun, 01 Apr 2018 09:35:40 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:28:54 GMT
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births: 1943
deaths: 794
timeAlive: 21d 17h 17m
males: 846
females: 1097
males/females: 0.77
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avg. death age: 39.39
Death by hunger: 400 -> 50.38%
Death by oldAge: 374 -> 47.10%
Death by killer: 20 -> 2.52%
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ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 979
ignoredDisconnects: 159
elderDeaths: 374
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born as eve: 273 -> 14.05%
avg. generation born into: 5.36
longest generation born into: 62
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kids: 2141
kids per female life: 1.95
avg. kid lifespan: 12.01
grandkids: 1451
grandkids per female life: 1.32
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kills: 1 -> 0.05%
avg. victim age: 17.37
victim female probability: 100.00%
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Baker https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=309
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firstEntry: Tue, 10 Apr 2018 00:03:45 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 13:52:34 GMT
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births: 9146
deaths: 2134
timeAlive: 38d 22h 10m
males: 3375
females: 5771
males/females: 0.58
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avg. death age: 26.27
Death by oldAge: 517 -> 24.23%
Death by hunger: 1487 -> 69.68%
Death by killer: 130 -> 6.09%
------------------------------------------
ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 5255
ignoredDisconnects: 1744
elderDeaths: 517
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born as eve: 2393 -> 26.16%
avg. generation born into: 4.75
longest generation born into: 74
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kids: 3888
kids per female life: 0.67
avg. kid lifespan: 10.68
grandkids: 2197
grandkids per female life: 0.38
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kills: 542 -> 5.93%
avg. victim age: 24.63
victim female probability: 62.18%
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fragilityh14 https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=985
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firstEntry: Thu, 05 Apr 2018 18:24:07 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 20:29:00 GMT
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births: 266
deaths: 172
timeAlive: 5d 21h 5m
males: 106
females: 160
males/females: 0.66
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avg. death age: 49.22
Death by oldAge: 112 -> 65.12%
Death by hunger: 57 -> 33.14%
Death by killer: 3 -> 1.74%
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ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 63
ignoredDisconnects: 29
elderDeaths: 112
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born as eve: 28 -> 10.53%
avg. generation born into: 9.48
longest generation born into: 58
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kids: 713
kids per female life: 4.46
avg. kid lifespan: 13.15
grandkids: 533
grandkids per female life: 3.33
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kills: 0 -> 0.00%
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Spoonwood https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=3670
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firstEntry: Sat, 08 Dec 2018 17:27:27 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 23:57:32 GMT
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births: 3722
deaths: 1026
timeAlive: 22d 21h 1m
males: 1253
females: 2469
males/females: 0.51
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avg. death age: 32.11
Death by hunger: 539 -> 52.53%
Death by oldAge: 479 -> 46.69%
Death by killer: 8 -> 0.78%
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ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 2128
ignoredDisconnects: 566
elderDeaths: 479
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born as eve: 1106 -> 29.72%
avg. generation born into: 5.78
longest generation born into: 54
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kids: 2129
kids per female life: 0.86
avg. kid lifespan: 11.76
grandkids: 1254
grandkids per female life: 0.51
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kills: 2 -> 0.05%
avg. victim age: 34.22
victim female probability: 0.00%
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Tarr https://onehouronelife.com/forums/profile.php?id=1173
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firstEntry: Sun, 01 Apr 2018 05:36:15 GMT
lastEntry: Tue, 12 Mar 2019 18:09:55 GMT
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births: 13468
deaths: 2010
timeAlive: 60d 4h 54m
males: 5133
females: 8335
males/females: 0.62
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avg. death age: 43.13
Death by oldAge: 1085 -> 53.98%
Death by killer: 87 -> 4.33%
Death by hunger: 838 -> 41.69%
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ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 8971
ignoredDisconnects: 2480
elderDeaths: 1085
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born as eve: 2879 -> 21.38%
avg. generation born into: 6.88
longest generation born into: 73
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kids: 8133
kids per female life: 0.98
avg. kid lifespan: 14.31
grandkids: 6765
grandkids per female life: 0.81
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kills: 354 -> 2.63%
avg. victim age: 24.60
victim female probability: 53.11%
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Twisted https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMqSZ … FVcRNbAXtA
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firstEntry: Tue, 03 Apr 2018 11:43:34 GMT
lastEntry: Thu, 07 Mar 2019 16:49:38 GMT
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births: 1000
deaths: 388
timeAlive: 9d 14h 40m
males: 411
females: 589
males/females: 0.70
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avg. death age: 35.67
Death by hunger: 205 -> 52.84%
Death by oldAge: 168 -> 43.30%
Death by killer: 15 -> 3.87%
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ignoredUnderAgeDeaths: 510
ignoredDisconnects: 101
elderDeaths: 168
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born as eve: 165 -> 16.50%
avg. generation born into: 7.19
longest generation born into: 73
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kids: 901
kids per female life: 1.53
avg. kid lifespan: 16.13
grandkids: 858
grandkids per female life: 1.46
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kills: 28 -> 2.80%
avg. victim age: 27.64
victim female probability: 50.00%
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I've been exposed.. also, one more murder and I reach 100 smile

#467 Re: Main Forum » Shoutout to a particularly nice family » 2019-03-14 13:56:26

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antking:]# wrote:

dear karltown
why do you post such interesting posts?
also its nice that you practice the dance of the knives! (aka killing people)
(P.S liked your story poem)

Dear Antking,
It's because I'm weird.
Now I want to make a "dance of knives" song. And a dance that goes along with it.
Also, you are now one of my forum zucchinis.

#468 Re: Main Forum » There's nothing fun on the forums right now » 2019-03-14 13:53:25

karltown_veteran
pein wrote:

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But why is the hair ō_ō

#469 Main Forum » Shoutout to a particularly nice family » 2019-03-13 22:45:08

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Replies: 3

Dear Nameless Little Brother,
Pissing mom off was your first mistake
Dear Alice,
Hey, Mami. You were cool, for about five minutes. Then you went insane, stabbed a baby, and quit. You also dabbled in the dark arts of yum.. I followed in your path, but unlike you I mastered my yum. It did not drive me to insanity as it did to you.
Dear Auntie Hanna,
You were like a mother to me. I was going to tell you how much I love you, but then you died so suddenly. Muchas Smoochas. You gave the best names.
Dear Frodo,
Aka Froilan. You glared at me when we were babies so I held a grudge for about twenty years. You turned out to be nice, and you helped with the nursery, so thanks.
Dear James (and Bilbo),
Sup, 'cuz. smile
Dear four nameless sons and daughters,
Ah well. You missed out on being zucchinis. Sucks for you.
Dear My,
I'm sorry 'bout your name. You were a sweet girl. I read your last words.. I don't know what you did to the nursery, but I'm sure it was an accident. Love you, Mrs. Cheshire. Kisses xo
Dear Marie,
Frodo totally copied me when she named her kid Mary. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Dear Perriwinkle,
You named a kid cucumber and my heart soared.
Dear Reed,
I named you after a patch of reeds. I honestly don't know what I was thinking. I'm so sorry.
Dear Zubin,
You were the last zucchini of my crop. Forgive the sentimental name choice.
Dear Velvet and Plum,
Little purplies. Y'all were cute, sorry you died young.
Dear Vlad and Ernest,
Y'all were twins. You plunged me into the full-time-mom life. Vlad, you were a good baker. Ernest, you were probably good at something too. I loved you both but I never could tell you apart.
Dear Haley,
I'm a terrible parent. I think I killed you. Sorry, Frodo.
Dear Poppy,
What da fuck you doing, killing my little great-grandlamb? Jk, love u Pops.
Dear other zucchinis,
Y'all are my fam. Don't you forget it.
Dear anonymous zucchini,
Thank the bus driver. Whatever the hell that means.
Dear Hera,
I love you a lot. It hurt to see you'd died, but you left the nursery behind for the town to enjoy. You were my favorite daughter, and a kickass zucchini. ∞xoxo∞
Edit: Here's ma fam http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=3776612

#470 Re: Main Forum » The death of OHOL? » 2019-03-13 20:55:36

karltown_veteran
Portager wrote:

A trend in recent months has been the collapse of in-game relationships and community building.

Maybe 1 out of every 50 games or so I will have a life where I actually miss another player, and 1 out of 100 where I miss them enough to try to figure out who they are/connect with them.

Case in point, a couple of weeks ago I befriended another little boy at the nursery fire and became his friend. The rest of the game we hung out and worked together; we made each other food, clothes, made a rose bush, made paper, wrote notes and then died side by side. Our infectious friendship rubbed off on many people in the village, and they offered to bury us. This was such a precious life that I ended up becoming this person's friend on discord. If you ever have a 1/100 life like this, it would behoove you to make a connection via Steam or Discord, or risk never seeing that person again.

Yesterday I had a cool son who I hung out with some, but it wasn't quite at that 1/100 level, so I didn't ask for their contact. I reserve asking people for their contact for those really special lives, because when I haven't done this a few times in the past, I deeply regretted it.

For me, missing people is more 1 in 4, since I tend to rp more, and flock to people who like talking. I still haven't forgotten some of them:
Male 014 A who talked with me nonstop for maybe twenty minutes as we acted weird.. he had to go after the 20 mins. After he died there didn't seem much point in staying.
Male 015 F who helped me get away with murder (it was justified so hush), joked around with me, and became a nudist with me.
Male 005 D (Named Seala) who banged me behind a tree when no one else would (don't judge me). Then we adopted a son together. It was rad.
Male 002 D (Named Sixto, how could I forget) who wiped out our whole town. I was the last one to drop. He told me to remember him for his heinous acts. Ok, sure, he was a griefer, but I still remember him.
My girlfriends in the rose town ( mostly Female 001 and Female 003)... I don't remember your names but I gave you all roses. I had like eight girlfriends in one town... I was a happy little boy.
..and many, many, many more. Some of them I remember were long ago, but stuck with me. (Sixto was right after the bleed-out-before-you're-murdered update)

Edit: Sixto was around March 16th, 2018.. Like, a year ago.

#471 Re: Main Forum » There's nothing fun on the forums right now » 2019-03-13 20:45:28

karltown_veteran
pein wrote:

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Dats cool. A nice change from your booby girl.

#472 Re: Main Forum » Why /die as a girl in a low population? » 2019-03-13 20:44:07

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Oblong wrote:

This is starting to tick me off.

Here’s an example of girl babies dying of SID in an eve camp/early lineage that never took off.

It could have been good! It was a good area with plenty of soil, milkweed, rabbits and bananas nearby, and you could have easily done an iron trip if you went west.

But every girl (except one, who promptly also had a girl that /died) decided that they didn’t want to deal with an early camp or a low population.

You see that last boy I had? I kept begging for him to /die as I was 38 and about to be too old. But he didn’t. And then he ran off and starved himself at 3. That’s a major asshole right there. Since he didn’t die I’d assumed he’d help out but he just... Didn’t.

What if you’re not in an eve camp, but a dying civilization? I guess there are your reasons like “I want to live in a city next life!” or “I can’t handle it!” but if you’re born to a mother who says she needs you, why kill yourself?

I try not to name my kids Hope as they’ll probably hold a grudge on you for depending on them. I guess it isn’t their job... Which might also be why they /die. But c’mon, so many of my Eve camps could have taken off great if they just decided to AFK instead of /die.

Finally, someone said it.
In a gen 2 run, my only daughter was iffy about staying. I begged her and she agreed. She never did any work and I was constantly worried she would run off and kill herself. When she was around fifteen she went to the desert and afk'd there. You can't have any kids at that temperature, so rip to that town. hmm

#473 Main Forum » There's nothing fun on the forums right now » 2019-03-13 01:46:23

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Replies: 15

Where's the stories? The pictures? The cults?
Where's the romances?
Yeah all right that's all.

#474 Re: Main Forum » Idea: Beard style and different growing » 2019-03-12 23:04:10

karltown_veteran
Katears wrote:
karltown_veteran wrote:
Vexenie wrote:

If you're gonna have facial hair, there should be some way you can gel it to make it fancier... a process only for the rich, since gel is hard to get?

Instead of gel we could use hair wax, since we already have wax in the game.

True!

#475 Re: Main Forum » Futurebird's parenting challenge. » 2019-03-12 20:48:59

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DestinyCall wrote:

I understand how to calculate the base score, but how do you work out the bonus points?

I had the same problem.. I just left it blank.

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