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karltown_veteran wrote:

voy178 wrote:

How about splitting the pelt into different parts to make a full set of clothing instead?

Fur mittens would also be cool...
something like this?
Pictured: Shirt, boots/mittens, hat
https://i.imgur.com/RxJo5Wc.png
Don't judge the shirt, I'm not an artist I know

Yeah but visually separatable from regular fur clothing ofc.

Condoms

I approve, although I feel bear caves are more common then seals.

Drama queen:
only plays as girl
wanders around the camp, looking and begging for clothing and knife
raises babies while eating
generally provokes someone then spends her life to curse that person and convince his kids to curse
at 40 either dies or runs around telling people to bury her.

Baby assassin:
sees a kill, spends his life to snipe a player out, and that reason justifies for him to not work 30-40 minutes, generally kills a few more.

Roleplay doctor: saves everyone, saves the griefers multiple times
generally just makes pads all her life denying wool clothing and compost

The always late:
does everything the camp needs, just too late
generally asks for knife to be a sheperd, but is too slow so someone needs to do it properly, then he claims he is the shepherd
if you make a cart, he takes it in 2 seconds, if you make a farm plants random things into it
if you bring a branch , he makes kindling out of it
if you ever question it, he either preaches about how this is a community, to justify taking everything as "sharing" or starts insulting you

The feminazi:
starves boys, even kills them, tells people to kill based on gender.

Pedro the kidnapper:
grabs babies and runs away with them, he is naked all his life, generally makes a bow but pretty easy t dodge, he denies everything.

The "baker"
takes every cart, every box, every rope to the 'kitchen"
makes pies from whatever
fires up oven for 3 pies even
does this any life, every life, any level of civilization

The "hunter"
her mom tells her he needs to hunt, even names him that way
he spends his life killing pigs and bringing back pig meat, and running around in city with a bow
generally kills someone by accident

The royal:
Spends 30 minutes to make a crown then walk around  the city
generally gives another crown to a random baby girl
Kills anyone who has problem with it and starts cursing.
Causes half of the population to stop working.
Generally talks 20 minutes about what should be done but never gets done anything.

The survivor:
can eat, that's it. Survives anytime, anywhere, hides food for herself behind trees.

The task follower:
Can get anything from anywhere, but cant see the bigger picture so needs constant instructions. Can spend his life doing the same thing: getting firewood, getting clay, branches, iron, rabbit etc.

Carrot waterer: if seeds seeds plants them and waters them, never returns to the spot to pick them out, generally does this 3-4 times a life.

The stew maker: makes stew every time, every life, explains stew, even without a crock, takes the kindling from the forge to make stew, makes only crocks at forge, people kill each other or no soil? he just makes stew

Overly attached girl:
Goes for asking a job and follows a person around all life,  learns a job then does it for the full life. teaches her kids to do that job only. I seen quite a few nice ones who yell "uncle " every time they see you, and "we are ranchers" when sees a sheep. They are pretty nice.

Headless horsemen:
Just takes a horse and runs around with it all life. Similar to crown makers. No use of them and just occupies a tool from others.

The abandoned kid: left alone cause expects her mother will carry her all her childhood, generally saved by some older dude. Spends 40 minutes to make a marked grave even if others die around her. Spends the rest of time eating berry and gearing kids with clothes she didn't made.

The grave digger: brings back bones to camp and digs them, generally in a big box shaped graveyard. Destroys multiple shovels cause needs to "bury my cousins and ancestors ". The whole camp starves in meantime.  steps on a snake bringing back flat rocks.

Claim i am a 'troll' while i keep my posts limited to this one thread, you ass lickers are spreading your undying love of jason all over the forum. Again you are all HILARIOUS.

While you were all going on about how far you can climb up jason's ass i was writing the complaint. I was going to just send a letter of demand to jason, but all the ass licking going on convinced me to do otherwise. Thanks to you jason will not get a letter of demand only a complaint filed in court.

HILARIOUS

STATE OF NEW MEXICO
COUNTY OF CHAVES
MAGISTRATE COURT

Chase

vs.

Jason C Rohrer

Davis, California

        COMPLAINT FOR FALSE ADVERTISING AND FRAUD

Parties
The defendant Jason C Rohrer is a game developer and sells access to his game server and lives in Davis California.

The plaintiff is Chase          and purchased access to Jason C Rohrer’s game server.

VENUE AND JURISDICTION
Venue in this court is proper as the injuries to the Plaintiff occurred within the County of Chaves New Mexico and the defendant regularly seek to avail themselves of the subject jurisdiction for the purposes of obtaining additional clients and/or providing services to existing clients, including marketing on a national game site www.steam.com and the internet directed to consumers in the USA and specifically New Mexico. Subject matter in this action is properly heard in this Court, as the action incorporates an amount in controversy as set forth in this complaint does not exceed $10,000.00. At all times mentioned herein, New Mexico Long Arm Statue, were in full force and effect, and were binding upon Defendant, because of the crimes committed on the plaintiff while living in the state and because of the defendants and their agents marketing and selling the product which the plaintiff was harmed by in Chaves County state of New Mexico. Minimum contact is also met by the criteria set by zippo vs zippo and Calder v. Jones, 465 U.S. 783 (1984), in cases with insufficient interactivity or minimum contacts, but where an action is targeted at a particular forum.

FACTS COMMON TO ALL CAUSES OF ACTION

The plaintiff purchased access to the game server One Hour One Life at http://onehouronelife.com/ for  $20.00. The game was advertised on Steam and other internet platforms as a civilization building and child rearing game. The game is neither of the things it is advertised to be. There is no way to ‘build a civilization’ because one player can never see get back to the spot they were building without anything but luck. The game also expounds itself to be focused on child rearing, and claims you can teach your children the game basis. This is not possible because the fast rate the of hunger, the player is left doing hardly anything except finding food to stay alive for the one hour of life they get.

After purchasing access to the server and finding out this game is not what it advertises to be, the plaintiff contacted the creator/developer by the email given by him and asked for a refund. The plaintiff was ignored. Since the plaintiff was already  invested in the game anyway to just play it instead of making a big fuss.

Less than one month after purchase of the game and requesting a refund, the developer and defendant chose to ‘update’ the game without proper warning making the hunger problem even worse and furthering the gap between what was advertised and what was received.

See Exhibit 1

CAUSE OF ACTION
Fraudulent Advertising Resulting In Monetary Loss
Plaintiff incorporates by reference the allegations contained in the above paragraphs, and each and every part thereof with the same force and effect as though set out at length herein. Plaintiff was subjected to the above referenced conduct including false advertising and fraud. Plaintiff is informed and believes, and thereupon alleges, that it was the routine practice and/or defacto policy of Defendant.

As a direct and proximate result of Defendants unlawful conduct, Plaintiff has suffered special damages to be proven at time of trial. As a direct and proximate result of Defendants unlawful conduct, Plaintiff has suffered general damages including but not limited to shock, stress, financial loss and other damages to be proven at the time of trial. Plaintiff is informed and believes, and thereupon alleges, that Defendants, and each of them, committed the acts herein alleged maliciously and oppressively in conscious disregard for the Plaintiff and other paying customers. Plaintiff is entitled to recover punitive damages in an amount according to proof and totaling $1,000.00.

As a result of the conduct of Defendants, their agents, and each of them, Plaintiff was forced to file this complaint in order to protect their finances. Accordingly, Plaintiff seeks the reasonable attorneys fees incurred in this litigation in an amount according to proof at trial and other relief as requested in Plaintiff’s prayer for relief below. Plaintiff requests an injunction against Defendant to prohibit the sale of their product in the United States.

WHEREFORE,

Plaintiff prays for relief as set forth below.
A. Special damages in a sum according to proof against all Defendants totaling $400.00;
B. General damages in a sum according to proof against all Defendants totaling $400.00;
C. For attorney's fees as allowed by law against all Defendants;
D. Costs of suit and for such other and further relief as the court deems proper against Defendants;
E. For punitive damages against all Defendants totaling $180.00;
F. For financial reimbursement of the service of $20.00
H. For any product or service provided by the defendants or their agents to be taken off the American market because of the fraudulent advertising to consumers and the conduct of the people handling the product.

Respectfully submitted,
Chase XXXXXXX pro se

Has anyone been born into a camp with a "milkmaid"? This has happened to me twice over the past few hours.

All the women in the camp drop their babies at a fire, where a single woman feeds and clothes them all. I like the idea of freeing up women to work, but I am pretty sure that being a milkmaid would be pretty dang boring. Is this a new role with the temperature update? Or is this just a roleplay that a few users have adopted?