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#526 Main Forum » Aurora got a wonderfully shitposty idea » 2018-07-03 18:45:31

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 26

What about an OHOL dating sim? Anyone down for that?

#527 Re: Main Forum » How does a migration even work? » 2018-07-03 12:50:05

The way I do it is being a 14-16 year old woman with a cart full of steeö tools, a backpack full of bowls and food and a son carrying firetools. Then I just fuck off north.

#528 Re: Main Forum » My Darkest life yet... (Not family friendly content) » 2018-07-02 05:45:11

zennyrpg wrote:
Neo wrote:

As for horse rapist, I think he was just having a joke. He did save your life which he wouldn't have done if he was trying to grief.

A) Not funny.

B) More than one way to grief.

C) Drives players away from the game.

Oh wow, I really offended you didn’t I? (;
Nah but really, it was just a joke. I spent my days berry farming and caring for orphans. But when I saw a horse and a starving kid I took the chance.

#529 Re: Main Forum » My Darkest life yet... (Not family friendly content) » 2018-07-02 05:42:19

The horse wants what the horse wants!

-Mr Horse Rapist

#530 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-07-02 05:37:10

fatalwolf wrote:

Sorry mom (Seline Jones) http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=431913

I lost the crown you gave me when my daughter Jasmine refused to accept leadership, some little girl picked it up when i tried to give it to Jasmine. But I will admit it wasn't Jasmines fault completely I was a bad parent but a good Queen. I abandoned my son to some old lady that wanted him I even let her pick his name she choose the name King. Then I named Fionna next in line for the crown after Jasmine since I didn't expect Jasmine to live long. Jasmine took that as a threat and stated that I loved Fionna more I told her we needed to keep the crown in the family nothing personal. The town needed a leader after me since babies were everywhere, Jasmine failed to rise to her royal status probably dooming the town to over population.

To Jasmine: If I had more time to live I would still try to convince you to be the Queen.

Jasmine here. I didn’t want to live as queen because I didn’t deserve it. I always felt like second best next to Fionna. She was a fancy rabbit hunter while I was a berry farmer. She had been given an entire set of clothes at birth while I died naked. You spent much more attention and care on her, always shifting the conversation to be about her whenever you talked to me. You even said I would die so Fionna could be queen, right in front of me.

I talked to the girl who took the crown and got it back. I tried giving it to Fionna but she just said whatever and that she didn’t want it. I tried explaining how much it meant to you but she just said it wasn’t worth anything and walked away. Then a random lady placed it on her baby. Oh and then I killed my sister for being a stuck up bitch.

Sorry about that.

#531 Re: Main Forum » A public PSA » 2018-07-02 05:29:29

Alleria wrote:

Joriom 12 on Discord coined the name "Desmond". I'm glad it stuck.

Oh. I only used it because I’m going to name my actual son that. Good to know I’m unoriginal.

#532 Re: Main Forum » A public PSA » 2018-07-01 14:51:56

YAHG wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
SpreadDaWord wrote:

That confirms hes gay
Dont do it

I dont know if I should be offended by that or not

I think you should be offended at yourself over your indifference to your own offense.

I mean don't even you care?

IM SO CONFUSED

#533 Re: Main Forum » A public PSA » 2018-07-01 14:10:03

SpreadDaWord wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

This went from sons to waifus so I gotta claim mine while I can. Moustache man is my wife now tyvm.

That confirms hes gay
Dont do it

I dont know if I should be offended by that or not

#534 Re: Main Forum » A public PSA » 2018-07-01 12:08:08

This went from sons to waifus so I gotta claim mine while I can. Moustache man is my wife now tyvm.

#535 Re: Main Forum » A public PSA » 2018-06-30 21:56:26

karltown_veteran wrote:

I object. The elvis guy is my hubby. Dibs.

Hmmm, lets compromise. Ill be your mother in law. Deal?

#536 Main Forum » A public PSA » 2018-06-30 21:23:56

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 17

Im claiming the elvis guy as my son and I'm calling him Desmond. Thank you and goodbye.

#537 Re: Main Forum » Year system » 2018-06-30 17:05:53

Although still being in the stone age at year 10,080 would look quite silly

#538 Main Forum » Year system » 2018-06-30 17:00:33

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 5

There should be a year system displayed after you die. Every minute after a server reset should be counted and displayed as the current year.
So when you die it could say:

You died
Age: 25
Cause: Bitten by a rattle snake
Born year: 873
Died year: 898

It should also be desplayed on the website.

Thats all. Sorry if this post is a mess, just wanted to get it out there.

#539 Re: Main Forum » Inappropriate texts and names » 2018-06-30 12:06:03

What towns are you playing in?! In all of my days playing ive never come across anything like that

#540 Re: Main Forum » Injuries, scars and mutations! » 2018-06-29 07:17:17

Lum wrote:

Pretty cool, but if you end up disabled on your first ever life you're gonna be really confused. Maybe it should be a lesser percentage? I know that wouldn't be true to real life but for the sake of the game.

Also I'm not sure everyone will take kindly to you saying having dwarfism makes one look silly tongue

Yeah I thought about the new player thing. I’m not really sure what to do about that.
And I only said they were silly cause the player model really does look very silly and nobody can tell me otherwise

#541 Re: Main Forum » Injuries, scars and mutations! » 2018-06-28 19:20:30

YAHG wrote:

Amputee isn't a mutation but other ones are cool.

Maybe add "Baby Cannon": No birth cooldowns and higher tier baby priority <3

Im calling it a mutation for convenience.

And the baby cannon would be very inconvenient and very fun, I'm adding ti to the list.

#542 Main Forum » Injuries, scars and mutations! » 2018-06-28 19:06:00

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 15

Want to watch a crazy lady play god for a bit? Sure! Here are my creations!

But in all honestly, I think every life should be uniqe so I dabbled with the idea of mutations and other such things to possibly make every life different. I don't even know if anyone other than myself like this idea or if it will ever be implimented but it was still fun to work on (:



MUTATIONS

Keep in mind that mutations are supposed to be hard to live with, like in real life. Also that you would only be able to survive with a mutation if you live in a big town with lots of people eager to help you, also like in real life.

ALBINISM

Bino

Rarity - 3%
Effect on the gameplay - None
Visible at - Birth
Other - None

AMPUTEE - ARM

Armputee

Rarity - Female - 3% Male - 5%
Effect on the gameplay - You can't hold big things like tools, babies, carts, baskets, rocks and animal babies.
Visible at - Birth
Other - None

AMPUTEE - LEG

Legputee

Rarity - 2%
Effect on the gameplay - You can't walk without the help of another person. If helped, you walk slower.
Visible at - Birth
Other - Higher tech civs could possibly make a prostetic leg making the person be able to walk on their own but still very slowly.


DWARFISM

Dwarf

Rarity - 1%
Effect on the gameplay - Can't hold carts.
Visible at - ~Age 10
Other - They look really silly (:

BLINDNESS

Blindie

Rarity - 0.5%
Effect on the gameplay - You can't see anything but your player model and what it is holding, your hunger bar and the heat scale.
Visible at - Birth
Other - None

DEAF

Rarity - 2%
Effect on the gameplay - You can not see speech bubbles.
Visible at - Not visible
Other - D should be the codeword for deaf so people don't think you are rude when you dont respond to what they're saying.

FATHER SYNDROME

Rarity -  1%
Effect on the gameplay - You can have babies but you can not breastfeed.
Visible at - ~14, although no physical changes are present
Other - Only affects males.

BABY CANNON SYNDROME

Rarity - 5%
Effect on the gameplay - No birth cooldown, higher tier baby priority
Visible at - ~14, although no physical changes are present
Other - Thanks YAHG





INJURIES AND SCARS

I think it should show when you've gotten patched up from a nasty stab wound. That's all.



STAB WOUND SCAR

Stabbystab

ARROW WOUND SCAR

Bowybow

BEAR BITE SCAR

Bitybite

SNAKE BITE SCAR

Biteybite

HOG BITE AMPUTATION

OuchiePouchie

Same rules apply as with the mutated form.




And that's it! Let me know what you think about this idea and how I can improve on it. And thanks to whoever made the picture of the aging brown chick I have saved on my computer, I used it quite alot!

#545 Re: Main Forum » Has the lineage ban changed? » 2018-06-24 19:06:43

AmyJ wrote:

I don't think it applies if there are less than 50 people in the server. Maybe that was the case today?

Ah okay, that was probably it. Thanks!

#546 Main Forum » Has the lineage ban changed? » 2018-06-24 19:04:33

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 7

Recently I was born as a male in a tiny little town, I suicided because I had already been playing as a male around 4 times in a row. Right away I was reborn as a girl, in the same town and my old mother was now my sister.
Is this just a one off case or has the ban changed?

#547 Re: Main Forum » Home direction bug » 2018-06-24 19:01:01

Mirelli wrote:

If your mother makes a home marker before you’re born, you will be born with the same home marker.

Wrong. If a home marker is on your screen when you are born you will follow that marker. (I think)

#548 Re: Main Forum » To my dearest darlingest Bow » 2018-06-24 15:37:41

Xan wrote:

I'm sorry for assuming that was you. I just don't see many other people talking about strange roll plays in the forums. I'm still learning who is nice and who isn't on the forums.

Haha its alright, we all make mistakes. But I am a total bitch sometimes tho so :v)

#549 Re: Main Forum » To my dearest darlingest Bow » 2018-06-24 14:33:53

Xan wrote:

Hi Aurora. I never would have guessed that you were my mom that game. You kept me safe from those other adults that were talking about baby sacrifices, and I loved you dearly. Since you ran off to die I couldn't give you a proper burial. So all I could do without you is try my best to keep the town running without you.

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To be honest I've been kind of mad at you and I usually say no to most suitors thinking they are you. Because I was pretty sure you were my daughter Hail in this life http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=297995. I don't care if you want to RP how your going RP but my last moments shape how I felt about that game, and I get cursed out by distant cousins enough. To have my own daughter tell me to "go fucking die" is too hard on my heart.

And long before that life that I can't even link to you were my blind mother that I had to run away from so I could survive in the wild.

But now that I know you can be a loving parent I might choose to marry more people in game.


Oh wow, I dont know if I should be dissappointed in that people think I would be so cruel to someone or in that I've made that impression of myself. I wasn't Haile because I don't do that kind of roleplay. I try my very best to be kind and loving when I roleplay but if someone is a bitch to me I'm going to be a bitch to them, plain and simple.
I think people just link marrige proposals to me no matter who asks just because that's the main type of roleplay I do and it can lead to some problems.

Sorry that people have been an ass to you and I'm glad that you got to see the kind of roleplay I aim to actually do. (:

#550 Main Forum » To my dearest darlingest Bow » 2018-06-24 11:49:15

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 4

I was born as a little girl in a large settlement. My mother scooped me up and seemed pleased with my arrival. She named me Arrow. I was her first child and she took good care of me.

When I was 2 my brother Bear came, he was a very odd boy and I think he became mothers favorite because of that.
I spent my last year as a baby with my mother and brother trying to talk to both of them and failing miserably.

When I turned 3 I asked my mother "Is your next baby goin to be name d Bow?" "Is he goin to comp lete me?"
My mother promised me that her next baby boy would be named Bow and if he agreed we would get married.

I worked in the berry farms and sheep pen eagerly waiting for my brother-husband to arrive. I told everyone that baby Bow would be my one true love and that he would complete me.

My mother had a baby boy a little while later but he ran away as soon as he was born.
Mother promised me that the next one would stay and he would be my Bow. But mother never had another baby boy. She had a girl named Berry and another one who ran away.
Then my mother decided to get a lesbian lover so she didn't have any more children after that.

I started to get desperate, I felt so alone. What use is an arrow without a bow? But I decided that there was no use crying and that I needed to get my life together. The town was lacking males so I asked the only man I had talked to to marry me, my brother Bear.

He wasn't very attractive or kind but he would have to do. Buut he turned me down. I had actually asked him once before as a child, just incase bow wouldn't come.

When I worked with the sheep he pulled me aside and promised to marry me when mother was dead. It was odd but I was desperate, so I agreed.
After that he became a total dick, implying that I was obsessed with him and was some sort of stalker. I decided to stay single.

I had tunred 25 and I still didn't have any babies. I became worried and went to ask my mother for advice but she was having a lesbian "loving session" with her lover and some other lady cheering them on.

I was beginning to lose hope, I had no Bow and I had no baby. But then you came, my sweet little bay boy with dark eyes and an adorable little smile.
You completed me, you were my one true love, you were my Bow.

I promised myself that I would always be there for you, I would protect you from the harsh world no matter what it took. I would not lose my Bow.
I tried telling you how much I loved you during your babyhood but with everything that was going on I don't think it came across that way.

When you were 2 your brother Brave came. He was a quiet boy and he died young. I think I talked to him about once. To me, you were my only child, Bow.

When you were 3 I didn't want to let you go but I knew I had to. I watched you run off and I prayed to my lucky stars that you would be safe and sound.
I would often go look for you, just to see that you were safe. I would get panicked when I didn't know where you were and I'd even ask people if they had seen you.
I truly loved you.

I watched you grow into a man and I couldnt be more proud. But as you aged, so did I.
My days were numbered and there was so much I needed to tell you. But my final goodbye was short, I was aging quickly and you seemed busy and nobody wants to hear their old mother ramble on about how much she loves you.

I said goodbye and then I ran. I didn't want you to see me die. I died in the forest, happily knowing you were safe.


Theeeen I saw your last words and
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My dearest darlingest Bow

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