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The original three sisters and their stew
The three sisters and their stew sounds like a story to tell babies when by the fire ![]()
I have a feeling this is a way to trick people into making a scrap book.
Actually I just like seeing photos ![]()
Ooh these are cool!
I have a love one to add regarding the "young love" photo
(called "Let It Snow")
...and also this one
("Odd One Out")
I don't know, I just wanna see pictures of whatever junk you're doing. They must be... trés artistique!
Here's my submission:
I title this "new faces"... it was after the first ginger / dark update came out
if a mother is dumb, then the kids who are newbies and wait for instructions, will be dumb and useless.
i seen old people and mothers give useless tasks: 'help farm"- quite a bad generic job, if there is no compost and no upgraded well, then the kid goes around for 5 min and cant find a bowl or basket, cant find soil, cant find water, goes to do something else or nothing.
they even say 'expand berry farm' or go hunt, but the thing is, this are generic answers cause they dont know what and where is and they just tell stuff to act smart.
is it so hard to say "get firewood"
i generally put a kid to make boards once the froh is done, guess what? i get some ropes and we got carts
lot of people listen , even ask for a task, giving the right answer solves the whole problem
if you dont know, is it so hard to say: 'go to that guy, he knows what he is doing'too many babies leads to famine as nobody helps them or teaches them
i hate other females, im the only female you need, one sister, maybe i disconnect, but i surely wont die, and i dont wanna see babies running around without proper instructions.but she is right, people talk too much, and do nothing.
and generally the same people curse you for anything.
you can feed them for 50 min, they dont care. i seen people picking out berries from the bowl i put down for a second to make some compost, cause "there is no food", well it was no food ten minutes ago, and you didnt care, dont ruin my work, go scavenge or make some food, real food.also they gear the babies with clothes they didnt make and tell how much they love their kids, then when it dies they scavenge the clothes for the next one, and its so much easier to look for clothes when you dont do nothing.
also dont dare to ask their dumb baby to give a backpack to you, you must be a griefer. until you are around they refusing to feed a kid, 'what she thinks? im not a nurse', while they do nothing anyway and have 3 kids around them. when you dont see a kid, they pick it up and name it in a second before you could put down an item.i seen this player, i got a rope from far away, she took it, told her to put down, no reaction, disarmed her with a snowball. her dumb mother came with a bow on me, then stood in berry field telling everyone im a griefer, i disarmed the other fella and took the arrow and hid it, one single person was working, and i tried to, but she didnt let me, trained her kdis to curse me and try to kill me. that went on for like 30 min, she never had clothes, she never made any food, and she quit at 40 when she couldnt have more kids to manipulate. and she talked about how much she hates me, when i already forgot who she is.
Yes. Thank you.
Dang, that sucks... at least it gives you a chance to experiment with animal banging techniques ![]()
NetherCrow wrote:I am Chinese and I set up a website of onetech and wiki. And we translated it.
I think that will make things better.
So be careful of Newer Noob coming from China.
Maybe they will destroy all.大吉大利,今晚吃鸡。
I'm still not great at Chinese, but did you just say "Eat chicken tonight"?
...Is the people that don't want to work so they die unless they're female and in a town
And then they spend their childhood talking/eating pies/putting berries into bowls or baskets/feeding babies that already have someone to feed them
And then when they have their own children they keep every. single. one. To give them an excuse to not work. They even feed other peoples' kids, even if the other people say "there's no room, sorry" or are already feeding the kids.
God forbid there's a murder... they'll be sitting around talking about it for ten minutes. And then they'll overeat because there will be nothing else to do but eat. And then when they're in their late forties they'll call all their children and grandchildren and be like "Grandma loves you even though she never did anything to help improve the town you have to live in, also a famine's probably coming soon because grandma kept too many babies"... and then she'll give her clothes to a cute grandkid and spend the last ten minutes of her life talking about how she loves this town and wishes everyone prosperity... yeah, that bugs me a lot.
I think ohol is based off of the american continent, specially north america. I wouldn't mind some update that evoked on historical relations between america and the eastern world though. Maybe also adding some eastern ethnicities as characters (please, not a single asian race).
I agree... also, why are characters with really dark skin as uncommon as ginger people? That's not the way it is in real life.
Rice or dumplings would be nice... dough on a flat rock actually looks like a dumpling, so add a bowl of mashed vegetables / fruit / meat, cook in oven or on coals, should be able to fit more than one dumpling on a plate and cook multiple in the oven for a longer time (as you would a turkey)
In my opinion the high tech is good because it gives more experienced players something to do, it has made me more interested in the game, not less.
karltown now I know what you are doing once you get banished to DONKYTOWN... shish now your making me wonder if some of those mouflon babies were actually yours!
no wonder you want to get sent to DONKYTOWN, you want to be alone with your animals!
Actually, that was the majority of what I did in donkey town ![]()
Bring Sixto back! ![]()
No wonder karltown didn't finish "no nut november"
-__- I'm a girl dude
You're a sick furry, Karltown.
Darn right I am
karltown_veteran wrote:Caocao trees could grow in the jungle. You could pick them in a bowl, grind them with a stone mortar & pestle style. Then if you cook them in oven then freeze them in the arctic, becomes chocolate.
ahh that's where you are wrong, making chocolate isn't as simple as we are lead to believe! you see its true that you first crush the coco beans but then you do some thing different! while you might just think you add water to the crushed beans, you don't this makes a extraordinary spicy hot chocolate!
The peoples of modern Mexico, used this method to make a ceremonial drink, where they mixed, ground up coco beans, corn meal, and chilly peppers! to make an invigorating drink frothing with bubbles! the Mesoamericans, even thought that cacao was a gift from a heavenly serpent god!
when the Europeans came they adopted the culture and brought it back to Europe, its bitter taste made it great to treat ailments, such as upset stomachs. but soon they discovered that by adding vanilla, honey, and or sugar made this coca into a popular delicacy!
soon no aristocratic home was complete with out a dedicated hot chocolate set!
this would soon change as in 1828 a revolutionary machine was created!The coco press invented by the Dutch, it separated the crushed coco prouder into, coco butter and a powder! this powder is now used to make modern hot chocolate because the coco butter is what makes chocolate so bitter!
after splitting the cocoa you can mix the coco butter and powder to make.... solid chocolate! it was not long after that we started to add, milk to make milk chocolate, and all sorts of weird things! so chocolate would have to be a massive update!
thanks for the chocolate info ![]()
karltown_veteran wrote:WalrusesConquer wrote:Bob. Bobbity bob bob.
Bob Kebab
praise b... ob
b o b o b o b bobo ob
I bet honey in OHOL would come with lots of angry bees, so no please.
Corn or potato starch can be turned in to glucose much safer.
Huh. That sounds cool.
1. Snakes
Do: Chase them around shouting "tss tss tss"
Don't: Hump them, unless you're willing to die. And if you must hump them, do it while they're going "tss tss tss" and shaking their tails.
Do: tease them with snakeskins
Don't: Try to just touch them, you can't reach
2. Mouflon
Do: Kill them, and then hump their dead body
Don't: Try to chase them, that's just boring
Do: Stick stones up their butts
Don't: Let out bears
3. Wolves
Note: Wolves are not recommended for sex
Do: wear a mouflon or sheep skin when trying to seduce them
Don't: Let them bite you, unless you're into that stuff
4. Geese
Note: Geese are highly recommended for sex
Do: Ruffle their feathers, use flint chips on their feathers and then lay them around
Don't: Do foreplay
Do: Kill them and play with their bodies
Don't: Flint chip their dead body. Sicko.
5. Boar
Note: Boar are easily interchangeable with wolves, the sex results are similar
Don't: Try to do it with them if they're just running around, they're too fast for that
Do: Kill them when they have a baby, take their baby and.. do what you want with it... then play with their body
6. Bears
Do: Stand on an item and let them go to the left and right from you
Don't: Stand on bare ground
Do: Use a flat stone on them when they are to the left or right of you
Don't: Call multiple bears, unless you're into that
7. Mosquitoes
Note: Highly not recommended for sex
Do: Stand on an item
Don't: Go into the woods, there are too many skeeters there
8. Turkeys
Do: Chase them and listen to them gobble
Don't: Try to hump them
Do: Shoot them, pluck one of their feathers out and stroke them with it
Don't: Wear their bodies on your head. Weirdo.
9. Bison
Note: Not great for sex
Do: Chase them around with corn
Don't: shoot them
10. Rabbits
Note: Snares make great sex toys
Do: Snare them and then play with their corpse
Don't: Keep making them go back into their hole
11. Horses
Do: If you must, use a lasso at least
Don't: Chase 'em around
Note: If you wanna see farm animals I'll gladly oblige ![]()
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Have you ever tried 100% cacao chocolate?
Hah true... we need sugar too ![]()
Caocao trees could grow in the jungle. You could pick them in a bowl, grind them with a stone mortar & pestle style. Then if you cook them in oven then freeze them in the arctic, becomes chocolate. ![]()
Starknight_One wrote:WalrusesConquer wrote:Yesterday we had just one Bob. JUST ONE. He was named after Bob park who travelled there
HOW DID IT GET LIKE THISBob, bob bob bobbob bob. Bobbob bob bob Bob bob. Bob?
Bob. Bobbity bob bob.
Bob Kebab
Yes, it's a topic about looms... or more specifically, cloth.
We now have the ability to produce bolts of cloth. This should allow us to make certain clothing items that already exist - such as aprons - with greater facility.
My suggestion: use a charcoal pencil on a bolt of wool cloth to make an apron pattern. Patterns would work like smithing; multiple hits of the pencil would change to the next pattern. (A gum eraser made from cured latex - not vulcanized rubber - would be useful for correcting mistakes. It could also erase papers that were written on stupidly...)
Applying shears to the apron pattern produces a pile of apron blanks; sewing the apron blanks with a needle and ball of thread will produce 4 aprons. Other recipes might make greater or lesser numbers of items.
Thoughts, suggestions, comments, concerns?
I think that's a great idea ![]()
karltown_veteran wrote:InSpace wrote:Bob
BOBOBOB
((btw I'm uncursed now, only took one houroh well))
that's sad
If you need a curse I will give you one for free! I like the sound it makes!
I know, same. Ding! ![]()
Da results are overwhelmingly bob :3