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You were playing "Tyrant Gladiator" while everyone else is playing
"Will this punk ever stfu and work on something?"

Nothing you did was justifiable,
No one cares how little sleep you get,
you are wrong when you are well-rested,
well-fed,
and well-read.
Just accept that shit like a man, instead of fleeing to the "nobody's perfect defense"
when you realize your attacks are weak, ill-conceived, and meritless.

I get it you are a hyper-defensive person,
with no sense of reality,
as it is stated in your name
SO I'll write your apology,
pro bono, my guy:

"Hey OHOL Community,
I, FeignedSanity, was really tired one day, overreacted at a my given name,
thus acted like an asshole and committed genocide.
I realized after some thought,
the behavior I demonstrated was toxic,
and is damaging to the community we wish to build together here in OHOL. 

I evermore shall refrain from exhibiting such toxic behavior,
discourage this behavior,
and cut it out of the game with my knife,
one griefer/troll at a time.
ILU All. 
F

Forever Pretending to Feel Affected by Reason,
FeignedSanity"

Do what you do best, and copy and paste this into your life, buddy.

Hey if mom names a kid evil. Its asking for this kind of thing.

Well, I know I'm going to get some heat for this, but they had it coming. I just wanted the one kill, but the village forced my hand. I never wanted to kill the village, but that's what happens. So I suppose I will apologize for wiping out the Righter line, as that was not my intention.

So I'm doing my usual OHOL thing, making potatos and giving my children mismatched names; when I get born into the Righter family. It's a nice little village with a large berry farm, sheep pen, tools and stew on the way. I start making the usual plans for a backpack and potatoes when my Mother names me. She named me "Evil".

I said, "Okay, really? It's time to role play " So I was the evil child crafting a bow and arrow in the shadows to take down my mother and live up to the name she gave me. Needless to say, I dispatched her easily (along with the mandatory evil laugh). I only wanted the one kill and took the inevitable curses. But immediately people start running off to make their own bows and arrows. I warned them not to challenge me, but no one was listening.

So I figured this would be nice, I'm usually up for a good challenge. And one after another, they all fell to my bow (one even accused me of cheating XD, and lets not forget the classic "you're so lucky" ). The only exception was the girl, she was obviously hacking of some sort. A six year old girl, picking up a bow and walking around with it. I asked her, how she was picking it up at such a young age. She feigned ignorance and claimed that "she was just as surprised as me". She set it down to go eat some berries. Then, I follow her and she goes right back to the bow and picks it up again. Okay, this is no accident. So I shot her before she could get her hands on an arrow, I wasn't taking any chances with someone who seemed to be messing with the code or something; especially after the other day where some woman was running around at normal speed after just shooting someone. Not sure what's going on, but it seems some people are cheating the system somehow.

So anyway, I've kind of stopped posting on the forums as I don't really have the time; but I wanted to post this one story out of all the others. It's honestly kind of admirable, if foolish, how people seem to just line up in front of your bow after you've killed 4 others. They're probably thinking "yeah, they all died, but I'll be the one XP" Also, to the guy asking who I was, I never got to answer. So this is me. Also, it's a bummer about crystal, I know you were going to be my first opponent, but the boar got you first T.T

TLDR: It appears that OHOL players may have started hacking (it seems reasonable to assume from what I understand of the game). So that's something to look forward to. Also, if you see someone mowing down every guy coming after him with a bow, but shows no interest in killing innocent town folks; maybe don't line up like trees in front of the chain saw. Especially if you're one of the last few fertile females. You're supposed to be trying to stay alive, not suicide.

Edit: Not sure how to post the family tree thing, or if I even should; but I figure it can't hurt. So here it is, I think. http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=765960

Nooooo, I fucked up and wrote haven't instead of having. RIP last words

Jony were you in a desert biome? If you are wearing any thing more than a backpack in a desert you will be too hot. Too hot can be much worse than too cold. I know I have forgotten about this and nearly died.

I usually take off my clothes if I have to work in a desert, but then my clothes always get stolen after that.

Just as an explanation it caused massive lag and game became unplayable - in my book that's an account ban?

Character name Tom White time stamp 10 minutes or so before this post