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#576 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-06-13 15:42:57

Dang, thats almost Aurora level drama.
I'd marry both of them.

Good story :v)

#577 Re: Main Forum » a foolish old man's last request » 2018-06-11 19:39:26

Once again, fuck you for being more romantical than me

#579 Re: Main Forum » bears out » 2018-06-10 19:03:23

WHO LET THE BEARS OUT!?

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

#580 Re: Main Forum » Spoiled Kids » 2018-06-09 20:11:14

Oh yeah I hate that too. But i hate it even more when nobody has anything and a little 5 year old walks up to everyone asking for a backpack (Or anything else) instead of making one himself.

#581 Re: Main Forum » Why make potatoes » 2018-06-09 19:57:48

Cause I can be a country cutie talkin bout my taters and waitin for my man to come homes to me and mama.

#582 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-08 17:10:07

Lotus wrote:

To July
--

From the moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew we were meant to be. We were only eight at the time, but we both knew that we were soulmates. As I went to ask you to marry me, you asked me to marry you. I accepted with great happiness and sought to make you the happiest woman our village would contain.

Our teenhood was pretty basic. You did your odd jobs, I did mine. Mainly, I spent my days in the sheep pen or in the berry farm. You were gone a lot, and we never really crossed paths. I didn't really tell you this, but my uncle worked in the sheep pen with me. He wasn't the nicest to me.

When the town drama started, I could tell you were heartbroken. You insisted that your mother was innocent, while my aunts gossipped about how she was a witch. I sided with you, but they didn't listen to me; I was a 'useless male.' You thought they had killed her, and ran to check on her. I tried to follow you, but lost you within the ever intertwining forest. I saw you run into the badlands and my fear of you killing yourself begun.

So I began taking drugs. I became less productive and sat around, wasting my life away on mushrooms. I thought you were gone, and to top that off, my dear mother perished before my eyes as well. My promise to her was that I would cleanse myself, stop taking the drugs. My mother was a hardcore Christian, as was the entire village, and thought the mushrooms were the spawn of Satan. As I stared down at her fresh corpse, having been in a high while promising I'd stop taking drugs, you emerged.

You apologized. We agreed that she had been a good woman. You comforted me and my love for you grew. You also advocated for me to stop taking drugs, and I told you I'd try. But then I witnessed another tragedy; my nephew Timmy begging my aging aunt not to die. I watched in horror as he begged and screamed, then killed himself before my eyes. My aunt, unable to take the pain, killed herself too, just seconds away from making it to sixty.

My addiction got worse. I searched far and wide for mushrooms and always had one in-hand. You told me with great sadness that you were infertile, being almost thirty with no children. But I assured you that we didn't need kids, we had each other, and that I loved you despite this. You reminded me of my promise to deliver you "holy children."

I had hidden a gold ingot to make you a crown. But by the time I went to make it, a child had stolen it and made it for themselves. It wasn't fair, they had just turned four, and were not deserving of a crown. My sweet, pure wife was. But they had taken it against my wishes.

One day, while I sat in the berry garden, a mess, in a high with a mushroom in hand, preparing for my next high, you emerged. At first, I couldn't tell what you were holding. But then it let out a cry, and I knew instantly.

Our firstborn. A beautiful baby girl, with her mother's eyes. The high wore off and I took a moment to admire my family. But it didn't last long, I could hear the mushroom whispering to me. My eyes grew glassy once again as I turned my back on my family for drugs.

"You have to stop taking drugs," my wife scorned me. "You're a father now."

"I want to be a good father, but it's so hard," I insisted, making poor excuses for the disgusting drugs.

"I know, dear," she tried to comfort me. I told her I had witnessed two suicides, been abused by my uncle, and was unable to give you children earlier in life. But you calmed me down and reassured me that I was loved and needed.

You had four more children, naming each and giving them their proper dose of TLC. I tried to resist, but I still found myself leaving camp, stumbling into the forest and digging through soil to find mushrooms. I lied when you came up to me, crying "look!" I had no idea what it was. It looked like a wall. But you said it was our first baby boy, and asked me to name him. I named him Alpha, and shamefully my high wore off by the time he had grown and ran off.

Things were looking up until the bear came. Tearing through the village, eating most of our youth and fertile females. I watched it tear through our daughter Holy, blood spewing everywhere. I turned to drugs, like I always had. I felt awful, going against your wishes. I was undeserving of life, and so I told you I would lead the bear away. You tried your best to convince me, but I insisted on going. I needed to redeem myself.

I began to lead it away, but there was a problem; overpopulation. Other people kept getting in the way and pulling the bear back into town. I gave up, took my drugs, and headed back into town.

Towards the end of my life, we became closer than ever. I gave you my clothing and took a crown, setting it atop your head and naming you queen. Then, I saw that someone had left a shroom on the ground, seemingly just for me. I struggled to resist it, its angry eyes staring at me, calling me.

"Oh, for heaven's sake," was all my wife said when I told her it was whispering things to me. Then, she ate it. Ate it!

"I don't like this at all," she proclaimed. "How can you like this?" I fed her and helped her survive the high, our pips both very low.

Then a man named Nox came up, while we were saying our goodbyes, and said "I call crown and bag" to my wife. I was furious. How dare he?

"My wife is NOT a pile of loot for the taking," I yelled at him. "She's a person, your queen." But the man ignored me. We decided to ignore him and say our goodbyes. But the man had some nerve to say "I'm waiting" while we were saying our final "I love you"s. Waiting for my wife's death so he could loot her corpse? How dare he!

She finally took the crown off and put it on a baby. The baby died. I grabbed the crown and flailed it wildly, trying to place it on anyone's head but his. Finally, my wife said "Let the boy have it if it makes him happy." Her tender, kind soul. I set it on the ground, and with three pips left, proclaimed my love to her before dying.

I hope Nox is happy.
--
July:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=277959
Jesus:
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=277957

I love you my dear.

Awh shucks, this is so sweet I had to read it twice.

I'm sorry I wasn't a better wife and I'm sorry I couldn't give you the gifts and attention you gave me. I was so busy with my mother and the children that I never stopped to think about how you felt. I knew about your addiction yet I did nothing to stop it. I tried to make you feel better but I was never good at comforting people. I tried my very best to make you happy but I clearly didn't do a very good job judging by how depressed you were.
I loved you dearly but I don't think it came across that way very often but just know that I thought about you every time we weren't together. I know I should've done more but time isn't patient.
Thank you for this wonderful life and for all the love you gave me.

Yours,
July

#583 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-08 06:00:30

Lum wrote:

My name was Bessie.

A boy born in the city of the Amazons? The three beautiful women watching over me in the berry field seemed confused. What were they going to do with a boy? We need to kill him, one of them said. But my mother refused. And then they had an idea.

She is a girl. Not a boy. She can just pretend.

I said ok, but I didn't pretend to be a girl. I became a girl. And to show my determination, I left the city as soon as I could and only came back once I had made a reed skirt. By then, I was already a woman.

At the camp, people seemed agitated. A bear was roaming the country side, eating people here and there. Not too worrying yet, but still threatening.

I spent some time around the bell tower, meeting people, chatting with my mother. She was the best. So nice, so warm, so pretty too. She didn't have a name, but she didn't need one. I could just feel her existence, no need to name it.

Some years went by and my fellow women started having children. Not me, obviously, I still had male parts down there even if I was a woman. Also a beard.
I wasn't jealous, but I did wish for a child myself. And my mother, my sweet mother, she brought me a child. She said, "she's your mom now, ok?". I was ecstatic. The baby seemed to understand.

Alas, she was soon after taken away from me. A relative took her and I was told she had been fed to the bear. Apparently it was to avenge her own child that my mother had killed. I never knew of the whole story. I don't think I want to know.

Needless to say I was shocked, my mother was too. She felt bad for me, she said she wanted me to have another child.

And then all these feelings were cut short by the arrival of the bear. It crossed the fields and came straight for us, all gathered by the bell tower. My mother died right there and then. I loved her very much, my mother. I really did.

I survived, but the town was emptier now. Silence had crept in. We were all becoming old, and soon there were no more newborn.

"Can I talk to you for a second?" Asked a crowned lady to another woman. They left for the outskirts of town, and I followed. What can I say, this seemed important and I was curious. They didn't see me.

"I'm the one who led the bear here" That's when I learned the truth. I was saddened, but I remained calm. They came back and didn't even try to hide what they had just said. I appreciated their honesty.

Then life went on for a few more years, with no kids or young adults around, just us old folks. A woman showed me where her mother from three hours ago was buried, and I buried her next to the grave.

The last thing I did was ring the bell tower. I truly hope someone heard it and was able to find their way back to this city. A city of love, life, but also death and mourning. Who knows. Maybe someone came by to erase this tragic past. I do not know.

By far my best life ever.

(Edit: http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=272563 )

Hello Bessie, Mama Ceanna here. Aka your mothers ex wife.
I’m surprised you praise your mother so much, she was a horrible lady, poisoned to the bone. I’ll tell you my story so you can get another perspective of her.

I was born a girl in a thriving city. Mother took good care of me but she promptly died by the bear as soon as I was 3. I farmed all of my childhood, there was a water crisis cause someone had hidden all the buckets but later we found them behind a tree or something.
When I was about 11 I met your mother. An unnamed baby with a clueless mother given a crown and everything she desired from birth. I wanted to kill her because of her lack of name but her caretaker refused. At this point I noticed I was everyones second cousin twice removed or some other very distant relative. I realized that I was alone and that nobody cared for me.
But I promised myself that that would change once I got children.
A bit later that year I met a woman in the berry farm. We bonded over how much we hated your grandmother Faith and how she refused to name her babies. The innocent chatting turned into flirting and soon I had my first wife. We were good friends and tender lovers. Soon your mother came along, she wanted to join in too. We said why not and soon we had a poly relationship. I was about 27 at this point. I watched both my wives have plenty of children but I had none. Your mother would often joke about how my eggs were stolen. I’m not sure if it was to make me feel better or just to be mean.
Then came you Bessie. It was actually your mother who was so keen on killing you like she had done with all the other male babies. It was I who came up with the solution to maybe dress you up as a girl. I had tried this on your brother but it didn’t work. But she seemed generous and let you live.
Time came and went and I still didn’t have any babies. I cried day and night because of it. I was nearing my late thirties when I started to give up. I would die alone with your mother cracking jokes about her youth and fertility and how I secretly was a man.
I turned 39 and there he was. Like a little baby angel sent from heaven just for me. My sweet Wallace. I couldn’t stop crying. I cried about how beautiful and perfect he was. I cried about not being alone anymore. But what I cried most about was they he was going to be forced to live as a woman. Your mother then came prancing along demanding me to kill my only child because he happened to be born male or make him go trough a sex change. I refused either one because I wanted him to have a long good life where he decided exactly what he wanted to be.
Then she did the most cruel thing imaginable. She ripped him out of my arms and went to kill him. My only child! The son I’d been waiting 39 years to receive! The son I prayed day and night for! Just ripped out of my arms!
I followed her for about 2 years until she finally stopped. She demanded that he’d go trough with the sex change if he wanted to live. She made me get on my knees and beg for my child back. Cruel woman.
I gave Wallace all my clothes and fed him berries outside of town to keep him away from your mother. When he was a toddler I gave him this speech about him being who he wanted to and me loving him to death.
While I did this your mother came clamping along accusing me of killing your child! I was frankly insulted. I had gone trough the same thing you had, why would I ever want to take your baby away as your mother did mine?
I promptly divorced her.
A few years went by and I would often check on Wallace just to see that he was safe and tell him that I love him.
But one day I couldn’t see him anywhere. I went around asking everyone where he was and nobody could answer me. Then I asked your mother. Her response was cold and cruel. “I killed Wallace” she said.
I was devistated. I couldn’t live anymore, my reason to live was dead and gone! So I killed myself, in order to be with my Wallace. 
But she lied, Wallace lived to old age and I protected him from heaven.

What happened to your mother, I don’t know. But I’m glad she at least made someone happy.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=272424

#584 Re: Main Forum » What do you do as a male? » 2018-06-07 16:51:31

xxx90x wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
xxx90x wrote:

You are anger control disorder.
Very poor.
Let me know if you need help.
love your self...

Leave my boys alone or I’m calling the police!

How to control anger
1. Deep breathing
2. Know that nobody is interested in me. (Self-conscious excess prevention)
three.
3. Smile smile

THEY ARE GOOD BOYS. THEY DONE DID NOTHING WRONG!

#585 Re: Main Forum » What do you do as a male? » 2018-06-07 07:14:34

xxx90x wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
xxx90x wrote:

You are very sensitive.
I was talking about the role in the game.
I doubt if you are suffering from anger - control disorder.
love your self..

I love my bedicked nuggets! Don’t you dare insult them ever again!

You are anger control disorder.
Very poor.
Let me know if you need help.
love your self...

Leave my boys alone or I’m calling the police!

#586 Re: Main Forum » What do you do as a male? » 2018-06-07 05:22:56

xxx90x wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
xxx90x wrote:

man is very useless.
They are worms that waste food.

You have just made a powerful enemy

You are very sensitive.
I was talking about the role in the game.
I doubt if you are suffering from anger - control disorder.
love your self..

I love my bedicked nuggets! Don’t you dare insult them ever again!

#587 Re: Main Forum » What do you do as a male? » 2018-06-07 05:18:19

xxx90x wrote:

man is very useless.
They are worms that waste food.

You have just made a powerful enemy

#589 Re: Main Forum » My Maria » 2018-06-05 20:35:48

Tea wrote:

Oh I remember him ! When I tried to flirt for the first time with Maria, he was standing behind me yelling "Incest". Good old Jacob. Always knew he made a good father.

He was the bestest of fathers. He is burried next to your mom.

#590 Re: Main Forum » My Maria » 2018-06-05 20:19:38

Oh wow. You were my fathers brother. My father was the second Jacob, he took me in as a baby when my mother abandoned me aswell as a boy I called brother. I see that love and kindness runs in the family.

Also on a sidenote. I was Queen January, the woman who killed your Eve. (She was a bitch)

#592 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-06-05 05:44:34

To my dearest Hazzel

I’m sorry I wasn’t the husband you wanted, I always knew you deserved someone better. I’m sorry I was a lazy coward who never took you on a date even though I knew how much you wanted to go. I’m sorry I didn’t look up to you like the royalty you were like everyone around us. I’m sorry I never got you nice things like the roses you would so often give to me. I’m sorry I never told you how beautiful I thought you were. I’m sorry for being a horrible father to our children. And I’m most sorry for not being able to protect you like I promised I would.


Love,
Tommy

#593 Main Forum » My favorite thing to do after a life » 2018-06-03 19:22:58

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 2

After I've had a real good roleplaying life I love to go to Omegle afterwards and play the same character to see what I can get away with.
I can get away with a suprising amount of things.

So if you ever see someone on omegle claiming shes sleeping with her brother
You know who it is.

#594 Main Forum » The very eventful life of Lee » 2018-06-03 07:30:16

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 1

I was born a baby boy in a fairly big village. My mother named me Lee and put me by the fire to be raised as a nanny. My babyhood was quite chill and I was eager to grow up and help out.
When I was 3 years old I was told where the farm was and that I’ll be a farmer. The farm looked horrible. Only 3 useable plots of land and no worms in the others. I tried my best to fix it during my childhood but I didn’t have anyone to help me but a popcorn maker who harvested our corn.
When you grew about 14 I walked into the town center to tell the people about our farm crisis just to discover 4 ladies feeding around 9 babies by the fire and toddlers walking around doing nothing but eating. I was horrified because we didn’t even have enough food to support 3 people comfortably. I told the women to stop having babies and that we were starving. They called me a monster and told me to go away. I knew I had to do something about this and that they wouldn’t listen to my warnings so I decided to try a scare tactic. I grabbed a bow and arrow and walked back into the town center. (At this point nobody was farming because the toddlers were clueless and the women felt too important to farm.) I told everyone that if you kept another baby I’d shoot you.
A little boy and a little girl came up to me screaming insults at me for even holding a bow. They said I should farm while they did absolutely nothing.
I ignored them and walked around the fire making sure nobody had more babies. But then a woman came with a baby in hand and a baby following her. I told her to let them starve but she refused to. So I shot her. 
Everyone was pissed so I dropped my bow and ran north. I knew I had done the right thing but nobody wanted to listen.

I lived in the bushes for a while until I was around thirty. Then I decided to go home. The first thing I saw was a lot of death. I smirked a bit because I knew I was right. But then I decided to help the new generation out. Because they had done nothing wrong.
I started farming again and soon I met a little boy named Nathan. He couldn’t be older than 5 but I still asked him to marry me. He agreed for some odd reason. He ran away to do something then I never talked to him for about 10 years. Then I met a man who I can’t remember the name of. I decided to marry him as well.
I would always try to get them to fight for my love but it didn’t go to well.
I divorced them both and they married each other.
Then I stalked a little boy named Sam. I told him how lovely he was and how his hair smelled nice everywhere he went. I think it got to his brain and he killed himself.
Then I went crying to my old husbands and one said he hated me and one said he loved me. I ended up making fetish porn with the one who loved me.

Then I died.


This was a weird life. Doesn’t make much sense. But oh whale!

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=226727

#595 Re: Main Forum » Ambulance!!! » 2018-06-02 20:38:35

WomanWizard wrote:

If her baby was actually Liz, that would have been a problem. Liz very much wanted to kill her for nothing more than being an ambulance. But I thought there was a birth cool down...

Sorry I died Molly. I was old. I'm sorry that made you sad.

Your brother,
Darren

Brother!
It okay.
You good.

#597 Re: Main Forum » Ambulance!!! » 2018-06-02 20:35:32

YAHG wrote:

Who kills their own babies? Like murder.. not just starve?


He toddler.
No starve.

#598 Main Forum » Ambulance!!! » 2018-06-02 20:20:23

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 18

I born girl.
I am Molly.
Village big.
Make berry.
I am ambulance!
Mother is good.
I live like ambulance.
It is good.
Brother is good.
He like me.
We friends.
I have baby.
She is Puppy.
I am ambulance.
I have baby.
She is Kitty.
I am ambulance.
Boy comes.
He is scary.
I run tell brother.
He say it okay.
I have baby.
He is ambulance.
No!
I am ambulance!
I have baby.
She is Pipipipipipipip.
I am ambulance.
Scary comes again.
He try to touch Pipipipipipipip.
I run tell brother.
He say it okay.
Girl name Liz try kill me.
I run tell brother.
He tell her stop.
She try kill me.
Man kill Liz.
I have son.
He is Weeeeeeeeeeee.
I am ambulance.
Weeeeeeeeeeee say he Liz.
I kill Weeeeeeeeeeee.
Brother sad.
Sorry brother.
I have two baby.
They are Wewo.
I am ambulance.
I no find brother.
I sad.
I scared.
No brother.
I old.
Sad no brother.
Scary is scary.
I kill little girl.
I sorry.
I scared.
I am ambulance.
I die.
I was ambulance.



http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=227548

#599 Re: Main Forum » Sad last words » 2018-06-02 19:06:35

LodiaVDH wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

Honey!!
Your sealskin coat was dope.
Nothin' much else to say.

Hahaha I was certain it was you thanks for confirming my suspicions. I never ask in game to not break the role play. You were looking nice too, I liked that we had clothes that differentiated us from others, like some anime main characters.

Incest the anime!

#600 Re: Main Forum » Sad last words » 2018-06-02 18:45:37

LodiaVDH wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/gQA6nRr.jpg

In my most recent life, I was Douglas Oneal. After being born my mom went to the farm to ask my sister to care for me. This is where I met Charles. Here he was, making sexy winks. At first, I wouldn't realise he was making them at me, but soon there was no doubt. He asked if I would marry him. I agreed immediately. So what he was 5 and me still a tiny baby ? So what he was my brother ? I was born to love anyway. Later in life, I went hunting and he stayed farming. I was always scared to not find him home at my return, and he was always scared I might not come back. I was wearing a sweet sealskin coat, and him a sweet straw hat.

Just after I made him a backpack, we realised the only young girl was nowhere to be found. It was just us two plus an old lady. Then just us two. We where glad to at least have each other. I got depressed knowing he would die before me, but he made me promise to make this place great for a possible Eve. Then, to burry him somewhere nice.

When he died, I went looking for a good spot and found one nearby : by a sole juniper tree, surrounded by some snow... I paid my respect and went back to take care of the place, but dude, if you see this : we were born only five minute appart and I was already very weak ! Not much I could do ! So I took some food and died by your side, by the juniper tree.

Nice life with you husband brother.

Honey!!
Your sealskin coat was dope.

Nothin' much else to say.

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