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#626 Re: Main Forum » Why can't kids survive? » 2018-05-27 16:28:04

New players who have no idea what they're doing do that. Also players who experience severe lag. The skilled players usually suicide in new settlements in hope of getting to a city where they can really help in areas they're good at (Baking, building, smithing etc). And some people are just unlucky and die infront of food they werent fast enough to grab. The only thing you can really do is wait and hope a survivor gets born.

#627 Re: Main Forum » The story of Nick » 2018-05-27 14:19:21

Pronghorn wrote:

Poor Martin was so bent on being a sheep he let her pull the wool over his eyes tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObpcGNCU944

#628 Re: Main Forum » The new skins make me very uncomftrable » 2018-05-27 14:02:27

blueandredfinches wrote:

Really? I’m perfectly fine with them. It’s an art style choice, it depends on what you define as beauty. So please think a bit further when you shit on others’ art choices, it’s really not a polite thing to do.


Well he did the others just fine. And I know I shouldnt complain but theyre freaky

#629 Re: Main Forum » Having update troubles » 2018-05-27 14:01:20

Dance the holy rain dance and it will probably work

#630 Re: Main Forum » Amazing Women (Franklin Moon and Jill) » 2018-05-26 18:23:33

Tenshio wrote:

Mom you know you're amazing right? *wink*

Im aware *Wink*

#631 Re: Main Forum » To Nena Otting » 2018-05-26 17:26:28

MuffinGamys wrote:

Nena you were such a cute child. I always liked you but waited til you grew older before I asked for your hand.

That is extremly creepy my man. I like it!

#632 Re: Main Forum » The new skins make me very uncomftrable » 2018-05-26 17:13:14

Pronghorn wrote:

Love the braided pigtails girl. She's so cute! The sly looking squinty kid that becomes Elvis in disguise is funny?

OOOOOH THOSE ARE BRAIDS! I thought it was just weird lookin hair. Really hard to see the braid texture with black hair. Makes me look at her in a new, brighter light.

#634 Main Forum » The new skins make me very uncomftrable » 2018-05-26 08:23:49

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 14

I was excited for the new skins... then I saw them

ITS LIKE THEYRE STARING INTO MY SOUL! THE BABIES LOOK LIKE THRYE ON CRACK AND THE ELVIS LOOKIN DUDES EYES SCARE ME. THE AFRO WHITE CHICK LOOKS LIKE SHES CONSTIPATED AND WHAT EVEN IS THE BLACK CHICKS HAIR!? YOU CANT TELL IF YOURE OVER FOURTY OR NOT AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET A REDHEAD!

The only one I like is the one that looks like the TOS janitor because like, hes my husband

And like I love that we have new skins and the new genetics but why did Jason feel the need to make them look like creatures from the 7th realm of hell?

#635 Re: News » Update: Families and Funerals » 2018-05-26 05:48:31

Fuck yes! I’ve been waiting for new skins! Was kinda hoping for a redhead tho. Maybe in the future?

#636 Re: Main Forum » Missed Connections » 2018-05-26 05:30:10

Aname wrote:

There was a hero born in a village! his normal name was Simon! in his youth simon was a little brat and stole carrots from the seed row! One guy hated Simon and wanted him dead! Simon like the coward he was ran to his mommy for help. his mom made a knife for him so Simon could protect himself! When the guy who hated Simon came back he had a bow! The mean guy was Leo he tried to defend the seed row but everyone saw through his disguise. He was just an mass murderer. Simon saw that Leo killed a boy who picked from the seed row! but there was enough carrots and enough seed rows. So simon knew he had too do something so he grabbed his knife and stabbed the scumbag. Leo dropped on the ground screamed that he hated everyone and died. Simon was an hero.
And then some years later a god from the heavens destroyed a sign! and only the chosen one could pick up the sign!
everyone tried but failed. But then Simon tried to pick it up and he picked it up with all his power. He lifted the sign and everyone saw that Simon was the chosen one! From that moment his name wasnt Simon Anymore But he became the HUMAN SIGN!
He did the lords work and helped people from the city and said where the farm where! because that was the text of the sign! he screamed day and night where the farms where. he got fed by the townies. he stayed strong and was an real super hero!
People said The Human sign was just some crazy deranged person! some say he was an hero. but everyone liked him. they gave him food like he was an god.
But Then got The Human Sign a Message from the Gods! he was needed in the future.
The human sign knew he had to leave his village behind an help the world. and so he did! he left the village people thought he died of starvation but that was just an lie. The human sign is still alive! saving people in the future.
This is the story of The Human Sign. Who knows maybe he was just an Deranged crazy person. Or maybe he was an real super hero!
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … l_id=97137

Bitch I was Leo! You were just plain greifing! You destroyed two kilns and picked all our seeds despite we telling like a hundred times to not do it!  Sadly I fucking missed
You and hit another dude (sorry about that)

#637 Re: Main Forum » The story of Nick » 2018-05-26 05:19:29

Superfun2 wrote:

I was bow so....

You were a horrible person.

#638 Re: Main Forum » The story of Nick » 2018-05-25 20:35:07

Aname wrote:

I was michael the son of sam. sam was my mom she said that the girl named bow was a killer we agreed to ambush her.

then i wanted to go in the locked door bcuz there was pie on the other side. someone opened the door and then closed it. i was locked with 2 murderers. the names where bow and madison they both had knives and attacked me. i tried to run in the small door screaming for help. but bow eventually stabbed me. my mother sam saw that i got stabbed and said they where pussies for killing me in that small room.

Bow and madison the murderers who locked me up and killed me where killed by my mom. i think she did it bcuz they killed me. too bad that she got killed by some bitch.

love u mom im sorry that i was too greedy for that pie and died bcuz of it.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=128722

Madison wouldnt do that... I raised her better than that! But then again, she was part Bow...

#639 Main Forum » The story of Nick » 2018-05-25 19:15:12

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 19

I was born as a little boy to a clueless mother. She just ran around our village not saying a word and not doing anything. I had to beg for a name and she named me Nick. She grew gray but she was clueless that she couldnt feed me so my uncle had to feed me for the last year of my babyhood. As soon as I was old enough I was told to farm. And so I did. I farmed alongside a boy about two years older than me named Martin. I took a liking to this Martin and I asked him to marry me. (Then he recognized me but thats not a part of this story). He said yes and we lived happily together for a few years. One day an unnamed man stumbled into the town. He was shot in the chest and told us that another man named Colum had shot him and that we needed to get rid of him no matter what.
Just after this shot man took his last breath the before mentioned Colum walked past me. And just by chance the shot man had a knife that I in a swift move took up and shoved into Colums chest.
I was known as a local hero even though I hadnt really done much. But people trusted me and I was happy with that. My husband Martin started acting rather odd after this incident, he was convinced that he was a sheep and went to live in the sheep pen. He got mad at me for being asked to kill a sheep and never spoke to me again.
At about the same time a little girl named Bow told her mom to kill me because I stabbed Colum. I tried my best to defend myself but it was quite hard while having my husband yelling at me. But thankfully her mother explained the situation and little Bow really seemed to like me from then on.
I lived the single life for a while, trying my best to protect the village and solve the various problems they'd come to be about. I became an unofficial leader of sorts.
The little bow (That wasnt so little anymore) randomly stared at me and asked me to marry her. I was very puzzled by this but I had gotten quite lonely so I accepted. As soon as I accepted she took me by the hand and lead me to a little stone house.
"This is our house" she said. "It needs a few chests and furniture but it works" This was very odd but very sweet. I could tell that she had planned our life together. She gave me a small key and then she walked away to do something else. She was a lovely wife, she would often visit me in the farm just to talk to me.
One day I decided to visit her for a change. She was in the baking station and I saw that she had a little baby. She named her Madison. Then she walked away. She left the little girl all alone. I waited for her to return but she didnt so I took it upon myself to raise my daughter myself. She was a lovely little thing and I loved her dearly. She grew up fast and soon she was off farming.
I tried to find my lovely wife to ask her why she left little Maddie but all I found was another little girl, all alone. I scooped her up to try to look for her mother but I quickly understood that she was my daughter and that Bow had left yet another one. The little girl didnt have a name so I will call her Clara for convenience sake. I raised Clara in the woods, feeding her berries while I ate pie. I joked around with her a bit and soon she was a toddler. I hugged her goodbye and then she was on her way.
I went back to the vilage and I saw Bow. I told her about her daughtes and she seemed really suprised that she even had any. I guess she mustve been very busy.
She took me to the little house she had locked up for us and told me to go inside. I was skeptical but I trusted her so I went inside. I saw her trying to lock the door so I dashed out of there.
She held her youngest and told me to go inside with her so we would be safe. She also told me that it was the best chice for our family to survive. Without giving me a chance to respond she stabbed me in the chest. I immediately ran into town to tell everyone what happened and to get a last glance at my daughters before I bled out.

I dont know what happened after I died but I saw that bow got murdered by a woman named Sam who got murdered by a woman named Princess.

This was an odd life for sure and I hope this story makes any sense at all.


Family Tree;

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=128722

#640 Re: Main Forum » THE EVES! THE EEEVEEEEEEEEES!!!!!! » 2018-05-25 18:10:35

Valences42 wrote:

Sorry to hear that!

Aurora, what hours were/are you playing?  What server were you on?

I don't know if this helps, but maybe there was a server boom?  I am EST and play kinda at night 6-9 EST - there was a nice variety of spawns. 

(I still have no idea how to check what server I'm playing on....)

Every day. All day.

#641 Main Forum » Fun things to do in game that doesn’t involve greifing » 2018-05-25 06:50:51

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 8

I was gonna delete this because it’s a badly worded mess I made in class but Morti did a good job in the comments so just look at that instead.

#642 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 19:18:55

The_Llamacorn wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
The_Llamacorn wrote:

I think I had you as a kid once, you were a boy. You decided to marry your SISTER. I just ran off and died.

Yeah that was probably me

It was really creepy, you gave your clothes to her and said "You're my future wife" xD

Dont remember that, might have been someone else

#643 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 18:51:58

West wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
Morti wrote:

Says the woman who has asked more than five men to marry her after each one has accepted.

I think you know what you are.

I don't have to say, anymore.

Actually it was 10 if you are referring to yesterday

Was your name Ramen or something like that? I was that other girl, we laughed a lot;)

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … _id=113651

Sure was! And Jesus Christ we made it to 60 generations!

#644 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 16:19:18

The_Llamacorn wrote:

I think I had you as a kid once, you were a boy. You decided to marry your SISTER. I just ran off and died.

Yeah that was probably me

#645 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 16:18:16

Baker wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
Baker wrote:

This reminds of when my mother and aunt tried to set up an arranged marriage. Fuck that shit, Imagine if you could legit get married tho.

Wait were you Norman or Virgin?

I was Norman D;. Pretty sure village died from famine tho. I thought I had a pie on me but I was wrong....


Edit: I was wrong, They lasted another 50 gens. Anyway not my proudest life lol

Oh yep sorry about that son. You were a horrible person tho so you kinda deserved it

#646 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 15:25:42

Baker wrote:

This reminds of when my mother and aunt tried to set up an arranged marriage. Fuck that shit, Imagine if you could legit get married tho.

Wait were you Norman or Virgin?

#648 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 11:15:18

Alleria wrote:
Pronghorn wrote:

Aren't you in the mafia and already married to the janitor?

Don't you go calling me the janitor, scrublord. I'm the consigliere!

Aint nobody called you that!

#649 Re: Main Forum » Babies » 2018-05-24 10:58:24

I felt like bumping this so I did

#650 Re: Main Forum » Pettiest/best revenges ever? » 2018-05-24 10:55:03

Baker wrote:
YAHG wrote:

I ask my babies if they want to live, try to remember to do it for everyone child.

Had one say "n" today so I ran him out of camp and dropped him off and the lil fucker kept running.  I told him to "be free" but he was prolly too far to read me.


http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … &id=117634 Was that you?


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