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#651 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 10:44:06

Morti wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

Actually it was 10 if you are referring to yesterday

Egh, 10 in one day?

Jason won't even need to code STD's into the game. You're going to make them appear all by yourself.

I'll be joining the MGTOWs from now on. You can keep that festering cooter off me.

It wasnt in one day, it was in one life wink

#652 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 10:34:50

Morti wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

5 times, eh? You were probably a shit husband

Says the woman who has asked more than five men to marry her after each one has accepted.

I think you know what you are.

I don't have to say, anymore.

Actually it was 10 if you are referring to yesterday

#653 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 10:28:04

Morti wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

I hope you die alone and cold in a ditch in the Bahamas

If it makes you feel better, I think I've accepted your proposal about five times.
Assuming you're the only one that keeps doing that.
But if you're also the one proclaiming me to be your baby's daddy out of the blue, and I deny it, well you'll just have to pay for the paternity test then.

And I ain't goin on no Dr. Phil Show!

5 times, eh? You were probably a shit husband

#654 Re: Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 10:27:04

Pronghorn wrote:

Aren't you in the mafia and already married to the janitor?

SHHHHHHHH

#655 Re: Main Forum » A Look Into Inbreeding coefficients » 2018-05-24 09:39:15

YAHG wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
jasonrohrer wrote:

cartoon boners poking out from under loincloths, etc.

Id pay good money to see that in game

Just wear a sealskin coat with no pants as a man..

Wang it out and about, I am SURE it will increase the local birthrate wink

I’d fuck a man who walked around like that. I’d be his damn bitch

#656 Main Forum » Dear people who turn down my marriage proposals » 2018-05-24 09:37:47

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 29

I hope you die alone and cold in a ditch in the Bahamas

#657 Re: Main Forum » THE EVES! THE EEEVEEEEEEEEES!!!!!! » 2018-05-24 08:52:10

Baker wrote:

I blame the lineage ban for that, Each time a town abandons babies they get "Banned" for that lineage for like 3 hours. So none of the towns wanted you and you got banned from every bloodline and the game has no choice but to spawn you as an Eve or an eves baby.

I know and I hate it! I just wanna role play and not grind as a fucking eve for 4 hours. Jason should lift this damn ban.

#658 Re: Main Forum » THE EVES! THE EEEVEEEEEEEEES!!!!!! » 2018-05-24 08:28:15

breezeknight wrote:

it's just not enough players ? in the hope there will be more ?
just a guess, atm 30, all on s1
play on s1, maybe you spawn more often as baby

But when I’m a woman in a village I get like 10 kids without fail so it can’t be that

#659 Main Forum » THE EVES! THE EEEVEEEEEEEEES!!!!!! » 2018-05-24 08:17:59

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 14

Every damn game I play I’m eve! Yesterday I even was eve 12 times in a row before being abandoned as a baby boy in a big village. THEN I GOT BACK TO BEING EEEEVE! ITS NO FUN I TELL YA! DAMN EVES! FUCKING EEEEVEEEEEES!

#660 Re: Main Forum » A Look Into Inbreeding coefficients » 2018-05-24 07:22:27

jasonrohrer wrote:

cartoon boners poking out from under loincloths, etc.

Id pay good money to see that in game

#661 Re: Main Forum » Pettiest/best revenges ever? » 2018-05-24 07:18:13

A Meme Named Luna wrote:

If I spawn in a town that I've spawned in before and I don't want to stay, I'll often cause as much trouble as possible so that it's even more likely that I won't spawn there... From waking up seven bears to dying next to an incomplete farm so that my body has to be moved. All great examples, though!


That’s just a dick move for the people living there. Go off and kill yourself instead. No need to ruin everyone else’s fun.

#662 Re: Main Forum » No Father? » 2018-05-23 16:29:52

Valences42 wrote:
Realcooldude wrote:

How about something simple. Like when you say the phrase "love you wife x" or "love you husband x" it shows on the family tree as a husband and wife. I think it would be interesting. I know i have had a wife in the game. We were co dependent in our tasks and worked well together, raising kids and making pies and cloths. Tending to the milkweed and running gor carrot carts. Was a fun dynamic to the game that jist clicked.


To add to this, what if I as an uncle want to adopt someone?  What if we could pick the kiddo up and say "I adopt you" - that way the game could say your the adoptive father?

I've played games where I've seen people role-play this but it would be really nice if it could be notated a certain way.  I'm not sure how hard that would be to code...

Right now I think the role of a male is kinda not being recognized?  I get the most projects done as a guy for sure... and I tend to learn the most about the tech trees!  This is awesome if the family doesn't discriminate based on gender. 

However, many players recently seem to be only keeping girls.  This makes sense from a end goal kind of playstyle... but I don't agree with it.  I feel like it is shortsighted and leaves out the opportunity for all players.  Too many successful women equals more endless grind, and the greater potential for famine.  Males relieve the pressure of work on the females.  In my experience, my sons are very useful!   I feel as if the random spawning mechanic coupled with 'girl only power gamers' kinda kills the coop mood for me.  I have no choice in the matter if I spawn into a "girls only" camp, I can only just run away when I'm old enough...

It seems that esp. new players in the baby pile around the fire keep saying "where's dad?"... "no father?"...

Then again, the inherent question of incest might not be assuaged by an innocent "I adopt you" kind of thing...Maybe.



What are your thoughts?


Oh I love the adopting thing. I wanna be a gay dad with 7 children

#663 Re: Main Forum » Weird Chat » 2018-05-23 16:27:39

CarrotPies4Life wrote:
jasonrohrer wrote:

Screen shot?

file:///C:/Users/Faridatou%20A/Downloads/B6FA9039-DEAF-4B1A-8D90-6BC8430D2EDA%20(1).jpeg

<Just copy and paste that into a search bar. Thanks for replying btw.

Awww, thats so cute

#664 Re: Main Forum » When is actual new content coming. » 2018-05-23 10:25:37

I mean he made signs. I make silly signs to keep myself entertained.

#665 Re: Main Forum » Tell me about the weirdest life you've had » 2018-05-22 11:52:51

Aname wrote:

There was a hero born in a village! his normal name was Simon! in his youth simon was a little brat and stole carrots from the seed row! One guy hated Simon and wanted him dead! Simon like the coward he was ran to his mommy for help. his mom made a knife for him so Simon could protect himself! When the guy who hated Simon came back he had a bow! The mean guy was Leo he tried to defend the seed row but everyone saw through his disguise. He was just an mass murderer. Simon saw that Leo killed a boy who picked from the seed row! but there was enough carrots and enough seed rows. So simon knew he had too do something so he grabbed his knife and stabbed the scumbag. Leo dropped on the ground screamed that he hated everyone and died. Simon was an hero.
And then some years later a god from the heavens destroyed a sign! and only the chosen one could pick up the sign!
everyone tried but failed. But then Simon tried to pick it up and he picked it up with all his power. He lifted the sign and everyone saw that Simon was the chosen one! From that moment his name wasnt Simon Anymore But he became the HUMAN SIGN!
He did the lords work and helped people from the city and said where the farm where! because that was the text of the sign! he screamed day and night where the farms where. he got fed by the townies. he stayed strong and was an real super hero!
People said The Human sign was just some crazy deranged person! some say he was an hero. but everyone liked him. they gave him food like he was an god.
But Then got The Human Sign a Message from the Gods! he was needed in the future.
The human sign knew he had to leave his village behind an help the world. and so he did! he left the village people thought he died of starvation but that was just an lie. The human sign is still alive! saving people in the future.
This is the story of The Human Sign. Who knows maybe he was just an Deranged crazy person. Or maybe he was a real super hero!
http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … e&id=97178

Prob that one.

O and The ned and robben story that one was pretty fun too.
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=1662


Youve told this story in 5 different threads now and it was kinda fun the first time but now its just tiering

#666 Re: Main Forum » Tell me about the weirdest life you've had » 2018-05-22 11:51:50

Baker wrote:

I got that one your in, You'll love it.

I was an innocent boy born into a cruel town, My mother left me to die on the farm. "Y" and "P-L-Z" I yelled. "shut up" says one of the townspeople, My sister then fed me a carrot. I was able to survive past infancy, despite most of the town not caring for me I watered their crops, tilled their rows and planted their seeds. I was attempting to prove that I was using but it all went unnoticed.

Aurora was my psychopathic mother at the time along with her equally vile accomplice, I saw them stab another newborn baby and laugh. "You could just let him starve," said her friend, Aurora replied with "Nah, I like stabbing people".

Soon after I saw them say "all nameless should be stabbed", I attempted to flee but I wasted time trying to grab a basket of carrots. If I had run sooner I may have escaped but I was too late, I watched as two laughed at me while I was dying. The townspeople were indifferent to my death, probably fearing for there own lives.

I later learned that they had killed the majority of the town in an attempt to preserve food for themselves. In the end, they went on to kill the others and ending the family line the process.

I was actually the man. I have no idea who your mother/the woman was

#667 Main Forum » Tell me about the weirdest life you've had » 2018-05-22 11:22:45

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 34

I like to read about weird lives. Nothing more to it.

Plus points if Im in it wink

#668 Re: Main Forum » The story of sign guy » 2018-05-21 17:45:42

LodiaVDH wrote:

Hahahhaa I can't stop laughing

Do you remember a Katara by any chance ? I let my boyfriend play for a while with my email and apparently he was your sister Katara ?

Yep I do, she apperantly killed 3 people

#669 Re: Main Forum » The story of sign guy » 2018-05-21 16:04:05

Aname wrote:

and i got the crown for some years when i got justice for my brother.
the sign is now i want cock lmao but it got axed and its gone now somewhere.


NOOOOO!!!!! I SHALL HAVE REVENGE FOR MY COCK SIGN!

#670 Re: Main Forum » Sad last words » 2018-05-21 15:45:48

Baker wrote:
Alleria wrote:

Aurora is a sexual predator.

Not only that, Aurora is also a mass murderer. Well, they were trying to control the population but it ended up killing the town lol.

I am proud of my mass killings and sexual assults!

#671 Main Forum » The story of sign guy » 2018-05-21 15:44:21

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 10

Sign guy was born in Crowntown.
Right from his birth he craved it.
He needed it.
His dearest brother Alpha refused to give it to him.
He was depressed because he didn't have it.
He decided to make the town sign a symbol for what he craved.
He worked day and night on the letters.
Carefully sculpting each one.
He put them up and the town was in awe.
He made a key to lock the sign so his message would be known trough generations.
Yes, everyone would know what he wanted.
Yes now they all knew what he craved!
The sign read;
I want cock.


Mr Sign Guy Himself

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … e&id=96667

(Im the sign guy if that was unclear)

#672 Re: Main Forum » Sad last words » 2018-05-21 11:27:24

LodiaVDH wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

He was my uncle and yes, thats exactly what I tried to do

That's a super weird reaction to innocent flirt tho

Alleria wrote:

Aurora is a sexual predator.

LOL Maybe that explains it

A new one found while browsing my family tree :

https://i.imgur.com/NDQkzNc.jpg

Well it wasn’t really an innocent flirt.. I told him to bend me over and make me his gentle wife

#674 Re: Main Forum » The song of a woman who lost everyone » 2018-05-21 05:33:47

YAHG wrote:

Not gonna work so well unless you are gonna either sing it or give sheet music etc.

Eh, I just wanted the text out the. More like a poem than anything.

#675 Main Forum » The song of a woman who lost everyone » 2018-05-20 20:32:47

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 2

I wrote this little tune thile being a lonely woman in a village where everyone had died of starvation. Me being the only survivor of a famine. I had nothing to do while waiting for the carrots to grow so I mourned the death of my family by singing. I tried teaching my children and granchildren this song my singing it while farming andI hope they carry it on.

The sky is bright and the sun is high and the wind is telling me I'm not alone. Cause' everyone I've ever loved is singing this same song.
In the darkest of night or the brightst of day, they'll be with me singing. Even from beyond the grave they'll hear my sweet melody.

Thought this would be interesting to share. Kinda weird without the melody but whatever.

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