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#726 Re: Main Forum » Dream Village? » 2018-04-27 22:19:36
Oooooh this is fun.
I'd have a big ass village with a wall around it and a big berry farm and a slightly smaller carrot farm.
There'd only be one woman and she would only be able to keep the moustache guy skinned babies and she'd be on a horse bossing everyone around. She'd be called Greta Ruler Of Everythign And Everyone (Duh)
Every 10 years they all gather around a fire to kill off all of the babies that arent the moustache guy that'd been born that year with a knife.
It would be called Auroras eve.
Everyone is of course related to everyone and therefor heavy incest on the same woman insues.
Everyone would wear a dyed wool hat and nothing else.
The master would pick a husband (preferably her own son) and he'd do her bidding, taking care of her babies, feeding her etc etc. Failiure to do so will result in execution.
They would of course pray to the anti-spider god every day to ensure healthy crops and no spiders. Failiure to do so will result in execution.
Every hour the bell will be rung and anyone who comes with the bell will be murdered on sight.
This would be called The Poisoning of the bell (Haha cause Poisoning of the well hahaha)
And anyone who questiones any of this will be executed!
I call it, Aurotopia
#727 Re: Main Forum » Anyone know any good private servers? » 2018-04-26 16:53:33
yea i believe most are down.
but sammoh's is definitely up. you do have to join the discord though and ask an admin for the password.
you just send message like "@admin can i get the password?". the @admin pings an admin. you probably have plenty of experience to pass the test to get the password, if they still do it.
I dont think they like me in the discord thing.
They have shunned me
#728 Re: Main Forum » Anyone know any good private servers? » 2018-04-26 16:30:20
powa wrote:Well there's this:
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=689
I know Sammoh's 2HOL dyingworld server is often poppin
Well thats just hella confusing
Update:
All of those are either offline or empty.
Cant even get into 2HOL
#729 Re: Main Forum » Anyone know any good private servers? » 2018-04-26 16:18:34
Well there's this:
https://onehouronelife.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=689
I know Sammoh's 2HOL dyingworld server is often poppin
Well thats just hella confusing
#730 Main Forum » Anyone know any good private servers? » 2018-04-26 16:09:51
- Aurora Aurora
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Mama Aurora cant fuckign deal with the main servers and their decay and 66-ing and appearing in the same village every fucking time she joins the game.
So ill be leaving the main servers until the decay is fixed.
So does anyone know any good private servers without decay?
Oh and how to like get them to run because I have no fuckign idea.
#731 Re: Main Forum » Celebratory rituals » 2018-04-26 16:04:33
But you couldn't do it every ten years. There would have to be one every year. Anyone who lived a whole lifetime would have to be guaranteed to see at least one murder.
Aurora's Eve. Let's do it.
Only half kidding.
Well you live 60 years so once every 10 years is reasonable. Once every year would be a baby murder every minute which is just ridicuous.
But yeah!
Auroras eve!
#732 Re: Main Forum » Celebratory rituals » 2018-04-26 14:36:03
Every 10 years you sacrifice a baby boy with a bow and arrow and eat fruit around his corpse.
We can call it “Auroras eve”
#733 Re: Main Forum » Whatever happened to Ted? » 2018-04-25 18:51:18
I'm imagining a fully grown adult, still relying on others to feed him.
"F"
"Dude your like 30..."
Well that's the way of the masters 
#734 Re: Main Forum » Whatever happened to Ted? » 2018-04-25 17:51:23
By the sounds of it, I'm guessing that Ted quickly died. I too have had many retarded kids in my lifetimes and none of them have ever survived long. Many of my kids are like Ted and they all yield the same result.
They make it to around the age where they grow hair and die soon after. They will normally just starve on there own, You can try to keep them alive but that's just wasting resouces on someone that isn't contrbuting anything.
Oh he was just acting, Im certain that he was an experienced player. We made him well aware that he was the product of 2 generations of incest and thats where it came from (I hope)
He made it into adulthood. Got a beard and eveything
#735 Main Forum » Whatever happened to Ted? » 2018-04-25 16:05:50
- Aurora Aurora
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At just random moments I think to myself "I wonder what happened to Ted"
Ted was my grandson that me and my husband/son adopted (Stole). H ewas completely retarded and only said his own name and mom. He always held a basket of dirt and we had to feed him so he wouldnt die. He would always follow me and wouldnt talk or look at anyone else.
His dad/uncle/brother promsied to take care of him when I died and I have no idea if he did or not.
I don't know why I remember Ted so vividly but I do frequently wonder what the fuck happened to him.
So Ted, if you are by any chance reading this, what happned to you?
#736 Re: Main Forum » Silly things new players do as Eve's :) » 2018-04-25 10:45:03
Eves who have a base but still decide to go to the bell are the fucking worst
#737 Re: Main Forum » I really need some quick help! FIXED! » 2018-04-24 17:27:14
After 2 hours of trying to get into my account I found the issue! I forgot a . In the mail address. I can’t help but sigh at myself.
Thanks for all the help everyone haha
#738 Re: Main Forum » I really need some quick help! FIXED! » 2018-04-24 16:41:24
Did you make sure to delete the old game files properly?
Yep I think so
#739 Re: Main Forum » I really need some quick help! FIXED! » 2018-04-24 16:17:51
Make sure you put in the email and registration code. It is normally hidden, so you can't tell if it is typed in or not so when you reinstalled it might not have saved those like normal. So check to make sure those are in. If so make sure your using the right email. If that fails make sure you delete all the files first before reinstalling, as some times just reinstalling a game doesn't solve issues if you don't get rid of everything first.
I have done all that yet the login seems to fail
#740 Main Forum » I really need some quick help! FIXED! » 2018-04-24 16:05:47
- Aurora Aurora
- Replies: 6
Okay so basically I fucked my game folder up so now that version of the game is u playable. No worries! I still have my game installer. I installed a new copy and now every time I try to login it says login failed. HOW DO I GET IT TO NOT FAIL?!
#741 Main Forum » To my hat brother (You know who you are) » 2018-04-23 16:59:53
- Aurora Aurora
- Replies: 0
You were pretty cool.
I burried you by your tree. Traded hats with the boy and burried your hat with you aswell. But the Great Great Great Neice took it.
Cya in another life cunt
#742 Main Forum » A little request » 2018-04-22 20:50:58
- Aurora Aurora
- Replies: 2
Could anyone get me pictures of the character models? I can't seem to find any.
Thanks~
#743 Re: Main Forum » No babies! » 2018-04-22 20:36:52
That happens before an update or a server reset. If you restart the game and let it update it should work again
#744 Re: Main Forum » Heartbreaking game. » 2018-04-22 18:53:09
That might have been me. Not sure though.
#745 Re: Main Forum » Are all towns gone? » 2018-04-22 17:08:13
ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE DYING TOWN THAT ALWAYS RINGS ITS FUCKING BELL AND MAKES ME GO THERE IN HOPE THAT THERES ANOTHER TOWN WITH A BELL
#746 Main Forum » How to fix the decay update (Also a small rant) » 2018-04-21 19:37:32
- Aurora Aurora
- Replies: 18
Okay so the new update is just making everythign shit. I like the farming thing but the rest is pure shit. Heres some of my input on how to fix it!
Number 1 -
Make things decay much, much slower. Let's say I have a basket, right now baskets decay every 30 minutes and then they regenerate. Baskets and tools should decay after 60 - 90 years of use. As to not ruin organization and farming every 30 minutes.
Number 2 -
Make the items repearable. You can't do anything with broken items at the moment. Not even throw them in the pit. This makes huge amounts of trash that we cant get rid of. To prevent this items should be fixeable. Maybe add a toolbox that when combined with an item fixes it.
Number 3 -
STOP BREAKING OUR TOOLS AFTER LIKE 30 USES! I WOULD HAVE TO GO TROUGH 4 AXES AND 4 SHOVELS TO CLEAR A SWAMP FROM TREES!
I dont understand why Jason keeps making the game harder and harder even though everyone on the forum is telling him that it's absolutely not what we want! We want (at least most of us) small roleplaying trinkets, new animals, signs, adams and dads, and like a million other things that dont involve making the game almost unplayable because its so hard!
I am really salty about this, I just wanna have some roleplay fun and marry my brother but instead I have to survive as an eve every fuckign game trying to get to the bell of the same dying civilazation with rotting tools and a hardened farm every fucking game!
#747 Re: Main Forum » i am lost dont know what to do anymore » 2018-04-21 09:16:23
I felt the same, but then I started roleplaying and now that's what im famous for.
But yeah I totally feel you
#748 Re: Main Forum » The game is really hard to play with all these non English speakers. » 2018-04-21 08:03:27
Aurora Aurora wrote:Okay goodbye
Hey Aurora, I saw you in the game. I was the one chasing you with an arrow. I wanted to say I'm a big fan of reading your posts on the forums lol. But you died of hunger in our small village.
Oh oops! I thought you were gonna kill me! And that village sucked, at least I spread my Aurora-Seedlings into it to take over it.
#749 Main Forum » The game is really hard to play with all these non English speakers. » 2018-04-21 06:34:00
- Aurora Aurora
- Replies: 10
This isn’t supposed to a be a racist or discriminative post but I just need to vent about this.
It’s really hard to play as a feral eve when half of your children don’t know English, or when you’re in a town and give strict instructions on what a person should do but they don’t because they don’t know what I just said. It kinda ruins the fun when you can’t communicate with half of the people you’re playing with. It’s even worse when they try to say something to me. “I am nothing play?????” “I get basket baby?!” it ruins the fun! I’m not saying get rid of them, I’m just saying that people should catch up on their English before they play English speaking online game that requires communication! I’m not a native English speaker yet I somehow manage to do it and I’m dumber than sawdust so it isn’t hard!
Okay goodbye
#750 Re: Main Forum » Is it worth following the bell tower "home markers" » 2018-04-21 05:02:57
I was an aging mother raising two girls--April and Joy--on a modest farm when we heard the bell. I was too old to have more children, so I knew that my time was limited. I told Joy, my youngest, that I would look for the town until I had run for what I estimated to be half of my remaining life. I vowed to return, regardless.
I found the town not three minutes from our little farm. I returned home, nearly getting lost on the way, and we soon set out as a family, saying a sad goodbye to my elderly unnamed brother who had devoted his entire life to farming carrots, When we arrived, I married April off to a handsome single man, and he promised to care for my family. I died soon after giving my clothes to my granddaughter.
April and Joy Lintz (my mother named me Boolean Linux), I hope you did well in your new home.
Mom!! I was Joy!
We didn’t stay at the village, just one of my daughters and one of April’s sons did.
I did what I said I was going to do and stole things from the big village. I stole a cart of tools, a horse some food and some clothes for the children.
I was sort of a mailman who would pop in to our village on my horse and give people whatever they desired.
On my last trip they asked for food. I abliged. But when I came back everyone was dead and gone, and with me being almost 50 I couldn’t have anymore children so our village died.
But In the next life I was born In the big town as a male, Donaldo. I decided to dedicate my life to making our little village beautiful and a good place for people to stay. So at the age of 5 I took a basket of carrots and traveled the 3 years it took to get there. When I arrived I started working. I made compost, grew plenty of seeds, filled every basket I could find with carrots, baked pies and made some baby clothes. I would frequently travel to the big village on the horse I’d stolen to check up on my mother (she was a bit loopy) she ended up building a wall around herself and dying.
When I turned 45 I decided that our village needed a population. So I traveled back to the big town that was now very familiar and asked every little girl to come with me to a land with plenty of food and water. Of course none of the little ladies believed me and told me I was a dirty old man. I decided that they’d be better off fighting over their 2 baskets of carrots if they were going to be so critical. But then I found a girl no more than 12 who wanted to come with me. Of course I agreed. We took a horse each and rode off to our town. She was pleased, I was pleased and she had her first baby girl as soon as we arrived.
I knew our town as going to be fine.
Hope it was interesting to read what happened after you died.
Love, Joy