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1. Be coherent and polite, a wall of text is hard to read and insulting Jason isn't the way to get him to listen to you. I could call you "dumb dumb dumb" and the most it might do is upset you. You sound like a crying child and an ass.
2. What I understand you're saying is this; "The way I dealt with my children is no different than before, I never cared for anyone that wasn't directly related to me before and I still don't."
3. Every child you allow to die is a real person at a computer who is using one of their life counters on that life. If they die, that's one less life they get to live. It's not a problem for anyone who plays normally (I've never once run out nor gotten past 10 counters) but you know the functionality is there; picking a child up once doesn't kill you.
4. The clothing you're wearing, unless you saw or were the source, may have been made by your cousins. The food you eat? Cousins. The buildings? Cousins. Bears or griefers killed? Cousins. That well? That diesel pump? The person who healed your wounds? Cousins.
The more people there are other than you and your three children, the more likely you all are to survive.
I think you have misunderstood my character I understand since your not a OG member. However first I'm not insulting Jason I'm insulting the mechanic that was added if I thought Jason was dumb I wouldn't play his games. I believed I paragraphed this in a readable format. My mistake that I didn't check it before posting I was a bit rushed. If you check my other post I usually do. Also If you read a post I wrote called ''Milk the town wet nurse'' you'll know you have me pegged all wrong the post is called changing because in the past I care for all infants mine or even non related. In no way was I meaning the first sentence as an insult to Jason so just chill. I was simply venting my frustration at the unnecessary change that seems unrealistic.
Second I'm not saying that cousins are useless I'm saying when resources are low my first priority is to my kids and that people need to ASK for others to raise theirs if they can't. I've had a lot of instances (with the racist bby) where the mom figures out the bby is bad an refuses to feed it but some kind hearted woman comes along and feeds the future griefer. The reason for my change is by seeing how ruthless my past week of experiences have been. Making an engine to save the town with no water source so I ask my sister to feed my bby so I can finish timing belt and she says yes then intentionally lets my bby girl starve while watching her beg fff. If I see a bby by itself saying f I bring it to its mom an tell her to ask for help or feed it herself.
Lastly Ollj I will never ever ever join you and I cant stand you as a player in game your style sickens me to the core as I've stated before.
I haven't been on forums for the past couple weeks since the genes update. first off lets just get this out of the way, the new scrap bowl mechanic is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life! why fix something not broken! now if you have tools break you literally cant fix them unless you have a god dam knife to make a pencil?! are you serious dumb dumb dumb!!!! CHANGE IT BACK! whew ok... so with the new genes update I find myself seeing my own family as a threat now. A common twisted saying I used to feel was cruel comes to mind ''not my baby, not my problem'' I often take my babies with me instead of taking them to the ''nursery'' because I've realized others feel the same way. I have stopped feeding random fifth cousin second cousin babies by the fire saying ''F''. I'm sorry but why should I focus my pips on your abandoned babies to help your score when I have my own to worry about. I always found it annoying that ppl just assumed that their bbys will get fed if you drop them by the fire. At-least ask hey can you feed my kid so I can finish the engine etc etc. I'm sorry but unless the babies mom happened to die then ill adopt it but if the mom just doesn't give a crap about her kid I'm sure not going to. not anymore. P.S. sorry i used text talk a lot when I'm typing informally. guess ill have to change my tag.
I think Ive been cursed maybe four or five times in my entire play life. One time (my very first time) I was cursed three times by ppl who came across me having just stabbed the griefer who killed all sheep and shot two bby girls with arrows. they also filled all the bowls and bucktes with salt water. they came an cursed me while the rest of the town yelled at them for being stupid an cursing hero. lol
Why does anyone want to spend forever yumming? .
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My name was Lilly Exsposito my mother had me in the wild after she took the last bite of her pie. She began running south with me following to make it back in town with her furs and bby. She knew she wasn't going to make it so she picked me up one last time to fill my pips to give me a chance. I ran crying south after she collapsed holding me. I was saved by a a grown cousin who had a bby of her own. I vowed to live my life for my mother who could of easily left me in the wild an chose her life over mine. I immediately began to yum when i turned three, berry bowl. then in my bag a berry a carrot and a corn( un-shucked). I got a sharp stone and basket as well and headed further into the green biome. I cut a burdock an found an onion. ate the berry and then ate the onion. I saw jungle an grabbed a banana. I went to the savanna and cut a wild carrot. I got back to town at the age of eight. I went to the oven and began making pies since we appeared to not have a cook. first batch berry, carrot, rabbit, mutton. second batch berry/carrot, berry/rabbit, carrot/rabbit, berry/carrot/rabbit. last batch of dough bread. raw mutton cooked and a baked potato. I turned fourteen and had my first child immediately a son I named Kiran after my mother Kiara.
I told him the tragic tale of my mother and showed him her grave and how so close yet so far she was to having made it back. I had another bby before I could even finish my story. A girl I named Kiara that the game corrected. She asked what job she should do an I told her we needed a cook now since I was going to go hunt and snare like my mother before me. I hunted down a goose an a turkey(for the yum) and snared many many rabbits my life all while having many many bbys all named kiara or something k for my boys. It was quite clear to me that my line was taking over our small village an turning it into something better. non of my cousins were having any kids really just one or two that would wonder away an die young. my oldest daughter had the bakery looking full of delicious food my twins got to making bags an clothes for everyone with each batch of furs I brought. My oldest boy went about Helping with architecture. My other kids farmed and helped with sheep. I was in my thirty's now and still having a bby every two to three years.
I began to realize all my grand-kids running around to. it was a beautiful sight to see. I felt I did my dead mother proud. When it came time for my final run for rabbits I was fifty seven with not a care in the world (the last time I ate was probably forty nine) waiting for the rabbits to fall victim. I filled my baskets and cart and headed back home. I saw a few of my older grand kids without pants so with the help of my twins we made them pants and distributed them. I told my kids I love them and then died while gifting my last naked grandchild pants. It was a great life. I died having given birth to eleven kids. Unfortunately it seems my grandchildren weren't as capable as my children were and let the food run out or something. Maybe no one decided to continue cooking after my oldest daughter died.
Regardless of my grandchildren's short comings this is why I yum. http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4918201
Bob 101 wrote:You didn't really con her though. You wasted a pickaxe and then repaired your own hole, gj.
It's a classic con. And in the end, I inherited her property with her permission. That's a successful con.
conman sales person sees car with no alarm system, conman brakes car window an steals a few belongings from within, conman approaches owners house. *knock Knock* ''yes hello'' ''hi ma'am'' sorry to bother you but did you know your car window has been broken.'' ''Oh NO! thank you for telling me. i hope nothing was stolen.'' ''Ma'am I actually sell car alarm systems. I could install the system for you so this never happens again and ill even fix the broken window as an added free bonus'' ''Oh wow thank you so much please come in''
Spoonwood wrote:causalities of war will hurt your genetic score).
It is consistent. That gives you the genetic incentive to win the war.
NO not really since with the eve spawn update you will be born to the same famiy you just murdered while the war is still going on
Is Donkey town even real why are creeps like this still able to play? I've already tore into you before with a pretty accurate description of your lacking qualities so I wont here but at this point your just seeking attention, get over yourself at least when Toxic was a griefer they had class and valuable observations your just a groupie trying to copy a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoC47d … 4DBMEFGg4A
I love the way she makes different dye, as just everything she showcases on her channel!!!
https://youtu.be/8A0ylonIRzU Purple dye from grapes
https://youtu.be/UvmC-leoj9U beautiful wool cloak
https://youtu.be/Ccy5luBmnSY warm shoes
https://youtu.be/SG0MdDS2WI0 woodblock printing station
https://youtu.be/SG0MdDS2WI0 Bamboo furniture
yea definitely not my play style, can't relate
Was it just me or did last night seem to have a lot of eve spawns?? Also why does it seem no forum updates or posts? I thought the site wasn't going to be closed until the 28th? I feel as if I've entered the twilight zone...
Thanks for sticking with me Hero!
NP thanks for raising me, a bby boy to eve before I we even had a spot.
I was Hero love <3 <3 <3!!! We had one of the best and fastest successful eve camps ever! When I died we had got a newcomen started. That was amazing to accomplish as a gen two eve base. Good Game spoon.
I work as a security gaurd for a college that has an abandoned golf course and I go into OHOL mode everytime im out there lol. So many foxes coyotes and deer have overrun the place now. .... we should have deer int the game. Venison stew yum!
family access would be nice
also upgrading fences with other materials
OOO good idea. Like upgrading the twig fence to log fence or wrought iron fence so it last longer.
I was born to a mom who was locked in a property gate by her own daughter Ava Bean. My mom was holding my four year old sister Kate. We were trapped with a bag full of pies and a berry farm and some unwatered carrots. I decided to stay my mom was hopeful that Ava still loved her and would return so we could be a family again. My sis Kate decided it wasn't worth it. She starved herself but was immediately reborn to mom again. she waited a few more minutes and starved again. Mom decided to leave as well I told her no don't go! as soon as Ava died the gate would fall and we could be free. I knew that Ava was waiting with a bow and arrow to shoot the last survivor. Mom had already went afk. She starved and I was alone. I saw her like a wolf moving in for the kill. She came in and closed the gate behind her. I ran but thanks to the dancing griefer update her kill mode got me. She then proclaimed I made mom ignore her when I was born.... sigh it sucks even more when your killed for being the wrong person. She proclaimed her hatred for Kate taking all of moms love as I NOT KATE bled out. My only regret is that she killed me two minutes to soon to curse her. PLEASE MAKE CURSING A /COMMAND!!!!!!
I wish there was a fail safe implemented to avoid being trapped by property gates like if your in the inside but don't want to be you can say open or something that will allow you to one time pass through the gate to safety and freedom.
Found this gem on youtube today lol https://youtu.be/yNFX8An0bwk
Ive thought this should be done as well, It sucks when you are a child or a teen or even just a young adult and you cant curse someone because their name is Augustine Valentcio or something like that. You have to be atleast 27 before you can finally curse them.
We just need a big fire update. Fire places, lighters, more uses for the kerosene wick burner(like adding them to ovens and forges instead of just the Newcomens) citronella candles for anti bug purposes.
Everyone already figured out you can talk to foreigners on paper............ No one uses it anymore because everyone just keeps killing non-related on sight.... Did I miss the point of this post or were you really trying to explain we could translate with paper? If so this is not a new discovery.
Yes the title is all caps get over it lol... Anyway, I made a discord account since I see more an more on the forums referring to the ohol discord community and such. However I have no Idea how to use it and for some reason when I log in the channel I have been added to is the griefer channel onehourtenkills, Its not my cup of tea and I would really like to not be apart of it but also I have no idea what im doing on discord. PLEASE HELP. If anyone has any helpful discord for dummys links I would greatly appreciate it. I'm very much a visual learner and I would like to finally be able to record my game plays.
Thanks in advance.
I just realized that in my topic "The traveling nomads." I was Zelda's Great Great Niece in the family tree!
My great grandmother was Zelda's sister, and my grandmother was Zelda's niece.
That means that hooker ran for it lol I dont blame her XD!!!
I knew Zelda in a life! She told me all about it, we were basically friends and fucked sheep together.
O.O..... XD!!!
Not sure if its considered griefing really some might say it is but it was a funny RP. I was a boy named as a girl I became king and my cousin became queen. We found a small unique shaped house south of town unused and decided we would require concubines for the king. We made locks and added baskets of pies inside. my third cousin or so Zelda saw us buildin it and we told her it was the brothel. One pie buys one "time" with a girl, two pies buys a wife. XD! she volunteered to be our first "girl" and all her daughters would be trapped in the concubine life. I was to old to see it begin to function but spread word in town and Named Zelda the madam of the house since I would no longer be around as the King pimp. It was fun.
jasonrohrer wrote:I don't think that mod shows "real" coordinates, because I'm pretty sure I've fixed all those leaks. So they are probably just showing coordinates relative to their own birth location. Unless there's another leak, which I will fix.
Not a leak precisely, but hetuw allows adding a coordinate offset. If you hear a monument call and think you know which one it is, those coordinate are published and can be used to create an absolute offset.
Monument coordinates are also used to place them on the map. This a very nice thing to have a map, but also a kind of leak - if you find a monument that has been around long enough to have been picked up, there are often only about 3 points to check for familiar biome patterns in order to know what is around and possibly recent neighboring towns.
SHHHHHHH dont tell him!! he will ruin it again!! lol