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#176 Re: Main Forum » Multiple births, the good kids. » 2018-08-21 19:26:34

I’ve never had any trouble with twins or triplets and have never had quads. Sammy and Samuel were my smol sweet bois who worked hard day in and day out. Lake and River were best friends who spent their lives improving the civilization. Alexander and Alexandra... well, Alexandra was an ass through and through, but Alexander was a nice little boy who helped my Eve camp expand. (For some reason, they were twin brother and sister, is this a glitch?) Misty and Spirit were productive and sweet. Castle and Tempest were adorable. Evee, Evea, and Evelyn were very helpful.

Never experienced a team of griefers.

#177 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-08-21 19:21:35

Hey Faud. No hard feelings big_smile I’m sorry to hear about your name’s backstory. At least you lived a long and happy life with a big family. You made Zeus very happy so he was not too good for you. I wish you all the best.

Adul

#178 Re: Main Forum » Hall of Shame for Bad Children » 2018-08-21 13:08:49

MultiLife wrote:
Lotus wrote:

That might have been me MultiLife. I had a family emergency and had to leave. Sorry about that. sad

Aw man, if it was you, I wished you would have afked for a while, I'd have fed you, all those berries sitting in the bushes. I suspected that the daughter may not have known they were last fertile girl there, but yeah, I do understand if it was an emergency. It was just very disappointing as she went out with a "K bye" before I could realize that she was actually going to disconnect. hmm I also considered that maybe they thought their son was a daughter, it was the blonde boy after all.

Here is a pic so you can check if you were her:
https://i.imgur.com/Lp1jxaL.jpg

In the end, it is just a game, and I am not angry about it or anything, it's okay. smile

Ah, nope, false alarm, that wasn’t me. I was in an Eve camp, I was third-gen mother’s last child and only girl, and I have never said “k bye” in my life. Sorry that happened to you.

#179 Re: Main Forum » Bears » 2018-08-21 12:59:04

They wander around aimlessly, so if they continue in the same direction for a while, it’s possible, but unlikely. Usually they’re only lead back by a player.

#180 Re: Main Forum » If your baby doesn't speak, kill ''it'' » 2018-08-21 12:56:23

As MultiLife mentioned, a lot of players’ first games start with a long ass loading screen. I’m usually there for about thirty seconds, so if your baby starts talking after a little while, let them off the hook.

#182 Bug Discussion » N/A » 2018-08-19 14:13:54

Lotus
Replies: 1

deleting some of my old threads

#183 Re: Main Forum » griefer story and plea for peace » 2018-08-19 13:55:30

Why do people let black text children survive? Just because it "looks cool" doesn't mean the person's going to be "cool." Unless you think "cool" is going around destroying civs, in which case, you need to get your head checked.

If someone got TEN PEOPLE to curse them and even more to retain their status as cursed, that's not a good sign. It's hard even getting three people to curse you. So, as OP mentioned, STOP feeding black text babies.

#184 Re: Main Forum » Bendi Impersonator » 2018-08-19 00:39:32

It's been happening with me too... people claiming to be me while griefing and using my Eve surname. It would be nice if we could track them down...

#185 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-08-17 18:10:47

Aurora Aurora wrote:
Lotus wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

I-I was Lucas...

Thought that was kinda obvious

I was, like, 95% sure but just needed to clarify. tongue

You were "rad" as hell.

I looked like a fucking god.

The morse code thing was kinda odd tho. I was just imagining a 1200~ bc peasant boy making random beeping noises and nobody questioning it.

Lmao. Someone suggested it to me when the figured out I was RPing. I thought it was strange too.

#186 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-08-17 17:10:00

Aurora Aurora wrote:
Lotus wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

I do make a great wife. But apperantly a shit love interest.

Sorry I never fucked you. Didn't wanna be accused of rape because of your lack of ability to consent.

I'm confused. Were you in this story?

I-I was Lucas...

Thought that was kinda obvious

I was, like, 95% sure but just needed to clarify. tongue

You were "rad" as hell.

#187 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-08-17 17:06:14

Aurora Aurora wrote:
Lotus wrote:

Now that I think about it though, none of my stories have ended happily... except the one where you were my wife. How ironic.

I do make a great wife. But apperantly a shit love interest.

Sorry I never fucked you. Didn't wanna be accused of rape because of your lack of ability to consent.

I'm confused. Were you in this story?

#188 Re: Main Forum » Founding a religion » 2018-08-17 17:05:12

Also, I have a screenshot, but I have no idea how to post it. hmm
Last time I used my Imgur account to post it, but I got so many hate comments it drove me insane. It was a picture of a man marking a grave. I don't know why everyone hated it. Anyway, do you know how I can post it?

#189 Re: Main Forum » N/A » 2018-08-17 16:59:05

Now that I think about it though, none of my stories have ended happily... except the one where you were my wife. How ironic.

#190 Re: Main Forum » Awful Players - The Curse System is NOT Working » 2018-08-17 16:40:24

Adding onto the "kill with unique items" idea...

You should be able to axe a cursed player with the help of two other players. If three people hit the cursed one with an axe in small time span, cursed one dies.

#191 Re: Main Forum » The most annoying thing » 2018-08-17 16:36:20

In regards to someone standing in front of an item you need, use the right click trick on the tile they're standing in front of to "swap" items.

I hate it when a baby gets full gear while adults are naked. That makes me so fucking aggravated. I also hate it when, say, you've hunted rabbits or shorn sheep for ages to make yourself some clothes or gear, and then a random person either turns it into a lesser item of clothing, like a shoe, or sews it themselves while you're eating or something. That's why I always make my clothes behind trees.

#192 Re: Main Forum » Founding a religion » 2018-08-17 16:31:01

I was Tea Weed. The "third" member in your religious cult wink

I was the one who had like ten kids, all of which suicided. The Weed family died due to famine, the lack of girls drove everybody to stop working. Everyone always commented on how much my name sucked. That's what I was remembered by. Baby suicide and sucky name.

Glad to see the space crab religion made its way onto the forums.

#194 Re: Main Forum » List of Jobs » 2018-08-14 14:43:51

Thank you for this!!!

#195 Re: Main Forum » Anyone else losing their faith in humanity? » 2018-08-14 14:32:30

I haven’t been to a single civ lately where I haven’t a.) been murdered needlessly, b.) witnessed a grief take down the entire civ, or c.) seen a bear come into town. Bonus points for more than three.

Kind people need to be appreciated nowadays since they’re getting more and more rare. I don’t see the appeal in griefing. I have never griefed because I’d be guilty for literal days. How do griefers not feel bad...?

#196 Re: Main Forum » Cute prank tips for beginners » 2018-08-14 14:26:24

The tragic thing is that posts like these get more views than most other posts on the forums. Sigh.

Stop feeding the troll, my guys.

#197 Re: Main Forum » Preferred Gender » 2018-08-13 16:42:34

Female. I love having kids. Naming them, caring for them, traumatizing then with dead bodies... having kids is a great experience.

#198 Re: Main Forum » What to do? » 2018-08-13 16:37:11

Here’s an easy job that is always underestimated:
Firewood collector.

Take a handcart and axe (hatchets don’t work on trees) and cut about 30 trees to use their firewood. Each tree gives two firewood. The best trees to cut are those in the swamp, savanna, and badlands as trees in the green are very useful and provide branches and kindling.

A handcart fits four firewood inside, stack it up next to the fire. Firewood cannot be carried by hand or in a basket, so handcarts are very useful. Sledges and wheelbarrows work too, but they slow you down significantly.

#199 Re: Main Forum » Hall of Shame for Bad Children » 2018-08-13 16:32:22

That might have been me MultiLife. I had a family emergency and had to leave. Sorry about that. sad

#200 Re: Main Forum » Dye Colors » 2018-08-11 13:26:27

Neo wrote:

And while I'm here, How come you can't make wool pants.

Yessss.

Lum wrote:

You should be able to grind a mushroom in a bowl...

YESSSSSSS.

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