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#176 Re: Main Forum » Problem with Funcles, Duncles, and Frothers » 2019-06-05 11:40:52

when the kids from flowers in the attic were growing up did they know their dad was really their great uncle?? no! in game we dont need funcle frothers and other such nonsense the child will only see that person as father they wont know if it was their mothers brother uncle or cousin or even a non-related with the same last name that looked like the family. the father script would take over any other third cousin twice removed bs. we are not asking for men to be the only way the women concieve at all. we are asking make it an option to add a father. if the father dies the woman still has kids. if the women never chooses a father she still has kids. Just want fun way for men to carry on the line. ALSO TWO SHEEP SKINS PLUS THREAD AND NEEDLE=BABY SLING!!! lol ??? Or something!

#177 Re: Main Forum » PLEASE!! support my dream of a ZOO! » 2019-06-04 21:41:45

made a few today just working out kinks.

Was using. fence but think adobe might be better idk.

#178 Re: Main Forum » Venus Snow's story » 2019-06-04 21:30:58

earth got stabbed for trying to take all tools and iron south I was told. I was the one who saved you.

#179 Main Forum » PLEASE!! support my dream of a ZOO! » 2019-06-04 15:38:38

MistressZues
Replies: 6

Hello all, So I had a dream lol a dream that one day I can make a zoo for the town to take their kids and enjoy a day of fun and relaxation. so my plan is this, i will build small enclosures a bit far on the out side of town to avoid those griefer assholes getting ideas and i will fill the different enclosures with the different wildlife of the game. this is purely just something i wish to do and see to have something different and fun in my play. I'm sure i wont get it done in one life but since it seems I'm reborn to the same dam family ten times a day now it shouldn't be an issue lol. All i ask is please don't interrupt me or try to destroy while i make my dream come true and please don't assume I'm griefing, thats just not my play style, i love the roleplay aspect of the game and want to see this pretend zoo come to life for many generations to come to enjoy. that is all thank you lol. also my spacebar is broken till tomorrow when i get a new keyboard so i had to write this with my on-screen keyboard and it took forever. sigh.

#180 Re: Main Forum » Thank you Jane Family » 2019-06-04 15:06:26

RodneyC86 wrote:
Valareos wrote:

Sorry I died as soon as you told me, but thank you for informing me bowls of wheat count as wheat seed source! I did not know that!


From: Broady Jane

Wth I didn't know that either lol


ME THE FUCK EITHER!

#181 Re: Main Forum » 4.5% *of players who use die at all* account for 38.1% of the deaths! » 2019-06-04 14:52:52

Last night I was born to a small camp and got to work making swords, I had one son at the age of twenty five, I had a yum of 12 (that went to 18 later). He was my only kid (who apparently died as soon as he left me). Sad. later at the age of thirty six I had another baby Finally!. SIDS. IMMEDIATLY AFTER ANOTHER AND ANOTHER SIDS! It was the same baby saying the same thing everytime, "oh no why game lol" , this baby was the same player born to me nine times!!!! Finally at the age of thirty nine my pride and joy was born. Like his brother I named him sword. I gave him a bag with one on it and told him to protect our little family who only had two baby girls left my self my old female cousin and my younger male cousin. I had one more baby girl at 39 1/2. I told her she was my only girl asked her to stay and fully clothed her. I turned forty. I brought her to the fire, fed her with stew, she looked at me and bam SIDS.

         few years later an eve family ran in with two bby girls an started making themselves at home. My male cousin hunter grabbed the sword and refused to kill them even though he claimed he was trying....(remember this). My brave son swooped in right as the eve started chasing one of our girls with her sword. He took out the mom and both girls even though our now third girl tried to save the aggressive eve and her spawn. My son grabbed the knife and took her out for being a trader to her kind. her mom stabbed my son, i saved him. my son saw the eves oldest girl taking our stuff south and pursued her. my sis and cousin passed. just me two bby girls and cousin hunter remained. hunter let out a laugh and stabbed the girl who was feeding her bby sis. i fed the bby , and healed the girl. grabbed the knife and killed hunter. my son returned with our stolen goods. i told him how proud i was and knew our family would be safe with him.                   
     

I got off topic with my story but the point is I had the same player nine times in a four minute period thanks to SIDS. Now that I think of it that eve that spawned and came in to our town was probably that little shit lol it would fit the timeline.
   http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4709007

#182 Main Forum » The genier cheater » 2019-06-03 00:32:56

MistressZues
Replies: 3

How is this person spawning as eve over and over??? http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/server.php

#183 Re: Main Forum » Milk the town wet nurse! » 2019-05-31 22:22:11

pein wrote:

feed her corn and hold a bucket big_smile

True, it was my destiny with a name like milk lol.

#184 Re: Main Forum » Milk the town wet nurse! » 2019-05-31 22:20:21

WalrusesConquer wrote:

Did you look pregnant? Just checking if the belly was added in the end lol
Like..did your stomach look plumper?

YES! I was shocked! it was so cute!

#185 Main Forum » Are you my father? » 2019-05-31 15:41:57

MistressZues
Replies: 1

a neat concept of having two parents, since we don't have a marriage system yet this could be like one. Usually if I find a spouse in game every kid I or they have (we are all guilty of it) we bring to the spouse and say "this is your dad" or "your dad is --- ----". What if when you have the baby or even while your prego the dad can stand on the same tile as you and say "I'm the Dad" much like giving ownership to a gate. If the father was a non-related the baby would immediately become bilingual thanks to its parentage. That baby would then have two parents, two gmas, and a shit ton of cousins! After death their family tree would even reflect that! The father wouldn't have to be the same guy every kid either lmao these hoes ain't loyal.

         If a woman only had all boys or all her girls died for whatever reason (curse you SIDS!!) then she wouldn't have to be upset that she will never have grandchildren or her line dies out, her sons can still father children and those kids would be recognized as her grand-kids! Granny dies happy and fulfilled!

          This would be a good way to foster more player and player investment and help with co towns working together in a more lasting peace. If the eves had the same skin tone you wouldn't really know who was related to you for real or by marriage unless of course Jason added a by Marriage at the end of the family description. OMG I really think this would be amazing!! adoption and father acknowledgement! PLEASE!!!! I really need this in game now.


Here is the Reddit link:

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneLifeSuggest … my_father/

UP vote the hell out of it so Jason will acknowledge we need it!! smile

#186 Main Forum » A few Gurus » 2019-05-31 15:24:34

MistressZues
Replies: 0

Maybe as an Idea system in place Jason you could name a few active members of the forum community as gurus or whatever name you see fit. Much like the sims 4 does with naming a few active players that recruit others to the game with their passion for it. These "gurus" would be like a group of four or five who would brainstorm together and receive ideas from the players wanting to make suggestions, even if they have different play styles or views on the game I think it would be even better.
          They could search the forums and reddit specifically for those really good ideas that the community wants to see and then together help filter out and improve suggestions for the game before they are sent to you to interrupt your work flow. This would allow for a more efficient update process that the players want to see in game without wasting your valuable time with ideas that just don't make the cut or have no basis for your grand plan for your game. All the ideas they come across whether it made the cut or not would be stored somewhere for you to review at your leisure regardless so that if the team found a suggestion but didn't submit it you could still pull it from the cull and implement it how you see fit. 

Here is the reddit link:

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneLifeSuggest … few_gurus/

#187 Re: Main Forum » If you name a kid they get your last name but are still "no relation" » 2019-05-31 14:08:19

futurebird wrote:

Maybe if you name a kid who isn't yours they only get your last name if they agree in some way.

Yea like the same as how we ask babies "are you new?" and they reply "y" or "n". If you take a baby and name them they can reply "y" or "n". If they reply "n" then they remain unnamed until the mother collects them. This should not apply to the biological mother though, otherwise you will have those kids who say "n" just to name themselves or go without a name. This concept could apply to the moms family though so your evil sister who wants to name all the kids adolfo *cough cough* (you know who you are) lol cant snatch your baby and name it without consent. The only way for someone who is not the mom to name the baby is if the mom dies then one of her relatives can name the baby without consent.

#188 Re: Main Forum » Ideas for Future Updates » 2019-05-31 14:01:41

a neat concept of having two parents, since we don't have a marriage system yet this could be like one. Usually if I find a spouse in game every kid I or they have (we are all guilty of it) we bring to the spouse and say "this is your dad" or "your dad is --- ----". What if when you have the baby or even while your prego the dad can stand on the same tile as you and say "I'm the Dad" much like giving ownership to a gate. If the father was a non-related the baby would immediately become bilingual thanks to its parentage. That baby would then have two parents, two gmas, and a shit ton of cousins! After death their family tree would even reflect that! The father wouldn't have to be the same guy every kid either lmao these hoes ain't loyal.

         If a woman only had all boys or all her girls died for whatever reason (curse you SIDS!!) then she wouldn't have to be upset that she will never have grandchildren or her line dies out, her sons can still father children and those kids would be recognized as her grand-kids! Granny dies happy and fulfilled!

          This would be a good way to foster more player and player investment and help with co towns working together in a more lasting peace. If the eves had the same skin tone you wouldn't really know who was related to you for real or by marriage unless of course Jason added a by Marriage at the end of the family description. OMG I really think this would be amazing!! adoption and father acknowledgement! PLEASE!!!! I really need this in game now.

#189 Re: Main Forum » PSA: Radios are more important now » 2019-05-31 13:50:47

Bob 101 wrote:

Town Guard: Welcome to bell town, What is your intention

Outsider: War!!!!!!

Town guard: Come on through



lol this

#190 Re: Main Forum » If you name a kid they get your last name but are still "no relation" » 2019-05-31 13:43:34

I disagree, we already have those assholes who go around trying to name non-related kids of people just to get the last name passed on, having that kid actually be added to the family would just give more incentive to those kindergarten level trolls. I can definitely see what you mean though in how it would be useful in an actual adoption process. Alas the will of the griever always finds a way. Child abduction/kidnappings would sky rocket if this were updated. Kinda realistic though, so many baby napping cases where the child doesn't realize they are the missing baby on the back of the milk carton, so they believe they are with their true parents. The baby napper could nab unnamed babies and the game "wouldn't remember" the real parent since the baby was to little to recall themselves. The player of course would know but having been kidnapped and named by the other family, will now instead know THAT families language but not understand the REAL family UNLESS they learn it again before they turn six!!

                   ....ok in typing a disagreement for this I've actually excited myself about the concept annnd now I want to see this in game lol. I'm never a griever but this would be fun to do at least once and it would be neat to be the baby in the scenario having to escape your kidnappers and relearn your families language. Mothers would have to pay attention to the babies and would be more mindful about naming their kids before dropping them off at a nursery. It would be even cooler if the baby napper is a male can name the child and as the baby the "napper" now shows as parent instead of non-related, as well his mom now shows as gma to you etc etc. Like a real adoption. This would give males a way to carry on the family name if for instance all of their moms girls died or she didn't have any.

                  Actually that would be a neat concept of having two parents, since we dont have a marriage system yet. Usually if I find a spouse in game every kid I or they have (we are all guilty of it) we bring to the spouse and say "this is your dad" or "your dad is --- ----". What if when you have the baby or even while your prego the dad can stand on the same tile as you and say "I'm the Dad" much like giving ownership to a gate. If the father was a non-related the baby would immediately become bilingual thanks to its parentage. That baby would then have two parents, two gmas, and a shit ton of cousins! After death their family tree would even reflect that!

          This would be a good way to foster more player and player investment and help with co towns working together in a more lasting peace. If the eves had the same skin tone you wouldn't really know who was related to you by marriage unless of course Jason added a by Marriage at the end of the family description. OMG this would be amazing!! adoption and father acknowledgement! PLEASE!!!! I really need this in game now.

#191 Re: Main Forum » Milk the town wet nurse! » 2019-05-31 13:14:04

SpiritBomb32 wrote:

With that many eves there's gotta be conflict.

Exactly why I made it my mission to make all the babies be able to understand the Hwang language, conflict should be less likely to occur if the Hwangs could translate! smile

#192 Main Forum » Milk the town wet nurse! » 2019-05-31 02:15:08

MistressZues
Replies: 7

Shortly after the update yesterday where all the eves were spawning and all the babies kept suiciding I was born to Eve Hwang. She spawned in a small town with just a oven and a dying berry farm and dry shallow well south of the berries. After all the weaker/suicidal kids were weeded out I had two big sisters and three little brothers. My two sisters ran away from home seeing as how the camp we were in was well...shit. when mom had my three baby bros I left to find better locations or at least find some iron to make an adze to get deep well. I headed NW and found a better fenced in town with dead fully clothed bodies, as I was leaving to go tell my mom I ran into another eve who had two boys. The race was on!! I got back to my mom and had her and my brothers follow me. Mom clothed the babies and we began to tidy up and get to work.


           I went further west to scout where rabbits might be for more furs when I came across a HUGE city with three other families running around AND my TWO BIG SISTERS!! Surprisingly all the eves were gingers. One of them had just had a baby and she was telling her how she had run away from home but missed her mom and wondered if she was alive still. She hadn't noticed me yet so I cheekily said "well we found you anyway lol" she was shocked and happy! I ran back to mom and my baby bros and told them of the city west. We got back together and it was a nice reunion and all were happy. I knew that if this amazing town was going to keep going we needed to communicate to work together.

                 I was thirteen and headed to the baby fire to start filling the little ones ears with as much knowledge as possible. One of my big sisters who was feeding her new babies asked if I could watch it. I agreed and grabbed a bowl of berries. three more ladies who weren't related to me just dropped their kids off at the fire an went back to work. So I fed them all and sang them their abc's. I was fourteen now and had a big ol prego belly. I laughed with the babies at how fat I was and before I knew it I had ten babies at the fire I was raising. So I officially called myself the town wet nurse. It filled me with joy at how all the babies loved the idea and I continued my language education.

           I began to notice a non related man named Princess kept coming around. He would watch me feeding and singing to the babies and then say something I couldn't understand and run off. he did this for about twenty years. Then one year when I was thirty six and had been raising babies for their busy moms for over two decades he came up behind me (luckily right after I had put down the last of the babies that needed to be fed) and stabbed me with a war sword and took off. I ran around town saying it was princess and for all moms to grab an save their babies. I died as my daughters vowed vengeance. I was pretty upset about it since that was one of the better lives ive had in awhile so I took a short breather.

                   I re spawned and was born in the same town.... to my killers sister...! I told her who I was and how he stabbed me and she told me my girl was chasing him. As soon as I was three I saw my daughter stab him and proclaim vengeance in my name. I died telling her "ty daughter". I immediately re spawned again as her child!! It was amazing and I was so happy. she knew it was me and named me milk again. It was fun while it lasted but I got distracted and forgot my age when I went chasing after my little sister a runner. I tried to call her a bad baby and died oops.

                      It was getting late though so I went to bed satisfied that I got a little more time with my kids and to witness my vengeance take place. looking at the tree I wish I would have lived so I could of continued on my line. family dying out or not it was a fun time and I hope I made the game enjoyable for all the kids I was wet nurse to.

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4647966

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4648053

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4648074

http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=4648009

#193 Re: Main Forum » The update to /DIE won't stop Eve grief from being common » 2019-05-29 13:54:30

jasonrohrer wrote:

Okay, I'm pushing out a fix for this.

Now a mother's birth cool-down instantly resets when a baby dies of any cause.

Thus, if there's room for you in the world as a baby, it's impossible to be Eve through any kind of baby death.  I hope.

This means that the new 8-hour-no-look map clearing change will also go live early.

wont this make the new language of different families useless? what if only one family survives? no new eves will spawn because they have a female in town. Also if a new eve does spawn and come across the town it means they have no more fertile women which means the original family will die out soon and the new eves family will learn the language for nothing?? or just wont bother to learn it because the original family will all die soon anyway with no more fertile girls..?

#194 Re: Main Forum » Jason I think I was banned.... » 2019-05-24 00:33:55

hmrka wrote:
Spiegel wrote:

To find there's someone more toxic than Toxic. neutral

I'm only being "toxic" to people who harm the community and troll. smile

He turned over a new leaf and is sticking to it so get over it. Forgive an forget life is to short... literally only 60 minutes lol (see what I did there) chuckle chuckle. Its just a game he didnt actually kill all your familys sheep and murder your last girl cousin lol

#195 Re: Main Forum » Spamming the "n" word... » 2019-05-24 00:30:13

Ive had this kid be my kid sooo many times. I immedietly kill them or let them starve

#196 Re: Main Forum » Add Disease, Rats, and Cats to OHOL? » 2019-05-24 00:24:19

Joseph Stalin wrote:

like a new mosquito...
dont like them...
maybe if you could eat the rats like a rabbit, farm them maybe...
otherwise I wouldn't like more disease its kinda annoying

agreed! lets get bug spray or a bug repellent candle before we get rats lol

#197 Re: Main Forum » Jason! it worked » 2019-05-20 13:50:50

Peaches wrote:

I actually prefer how it is now, gameplay was getting stale and I never had reason to stay on my toes.
I've never heard of a city irl that didn't have it's boundries laid out in some way, walls are the only way to make that happen in OHOL.

Im all for the new update as well, Jason offers us a game that is constantly changing and keeping us on our toes, not many games can boast that!!

#198 Re: Main Forum » Do untouched graves not despawn anymore? » 2019-05-20 13:48:33

Ive had some weird findings with graves to lately, what keeps happening for me is if a non related person dies on the same spot that my family memeber died they mash the names together and say its my relative who died 40 minutes ago. for example my little brother died next to the fire, his name was Abaas Arabia(even though we were sos, he was named by another family). Seeing as he died next to the fire his bones were moved promptly to the graveyard. 44 minutes later a new eve spawned Eve Lake and tried to cause chaos for our peaceful four family village. She shot my cousin so I stabbed her to keep all the others safe. she died on the same spot my little bro had died before. When I scrolled over her grave it said Eve Arabia your little brother died 44 minutes ago.... i was like umm i know this is eve lake and i know she died 30 seconds ago and i know she isn't my little bro f the what??!! lol so yea weird

#200 Re: Main Forum » Paper has a purpose at last! Time to revive an old suggestion.... » 2019-05-17 03:30:53

futurebird wrote:
jasonrohrer wrote:

Basket for paper?  Box of paper baskets holds 12 paper.

they get out of order. And baskets decay... And books would just look so cool--


book! need a book for sure! maybe kill a cow for leather then if you sew stack of papers to leather wala a book!

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