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I mean, I don't disagree with any of these...
I know you dont ;) ;) ;)
Ah! Thanks!
SONS COST A LOT OF MONEY!!
SONS DON'T JUST GROW ON TREES YOU KNOW!!!
I DONT CARE! FIND THE MONEY OR IM GETTING A DIVORCE!
Yooooo now I can play poker. Best update
You're a cat walking on a keyboard.
That's what you are.
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MORE SONS!
AHEM
MR JANITOR GUY X MR ELVIS GUY
THE BLONDIE X THE OTHER BLONDIE (THEYRE CUTE TWINS)
THE PREMATURELY BALDING ONE X THE DOMINATRIX SHORT HAIRED ONE
JOHN DOE X JANE DOE (THEYRE COUSINS THIS TIME)
THE 99% COCOA ONE X THE WHITE CHOCOLATE ONE
MS CLOWN HAIR X HERSELF
MRS BRAIDS X MR HEDGEHOG
AND MS PIGTAILS CAN GO FUCK HERSLEF
YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHO ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE AND YOU SHIP THEM TOO AND YOURE ASHAMED OF YOURSLEF FOR IT, ADMIT IT!
If you have a knife, then sure, I think stabbing yourself could be allowed. Not sure if Jason would like to include something so gruesome and triggering in the game though.
I dont think he really cares about triggering anyone concidering miscarrige is a thing
This is what happens when Aurora eats too much Fazer chocolate. He goes over the EDGE!
IM A GOD DAMN WOMAN, YA SCALLYWAG
Aurora Aurora wrote:MultiLife wrote:Aurora is on a drama roll, it can't be stopped with the usage of mere logic!
MARRY ME MULTI! WE WILL MAKE MANY BABIES TOGETHER!
AHHH THE DRAMA VORTEX IS SUCKING ME IN
WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER! HES MISSING BOTH LEGS BECAUSE OF YOU!
Wow... Your profile looks "romantic"
Cause Im always ready for romance ;)
Aurora is on a drama roll, it can't be stopped with the usage of mere logic!
MARRY ME MULTI! WE WILL MAKE MANY BABIES TOGETHER!
Aurora Aurora wrote:golmock wrote:Ah...... it's terrible.
I've tried to get back again and again, but I couldn't. impossible....
I'm sorry my mom died like that....
She just got an updated sister on our family tree, and she doesn't seem to have a girl either.YOUR BROTHER SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Is there any misunderstanding?
My mother dead old and none of my brothers have been killed by arrows.I'm this person. >> http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1311061
HE SHOT HIMSELF WITH A DAMN GUN!
Aurora Aurora wrote:Son!? IS THAT YOU!? I CRIED DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOU TO RETURN! YOUR MOTHER KILLED HERSELF OUT OF SADNESS AND YOUR SISTER JUMPED DOWN THE WELL WHEN SHE FOUND OUT YOU WOULDNT BE RETURNING!
WE DIED WITHOUT THAT IRON
YOU KILLED US ALLLove,
Your Father HannibalAh...... it's terrible.
I've tried to get back again and again, but I couldn't. impossible....
I'm sorry my mom died like that....
She just got an updated sister on our family tree, and she doesn't seem to have a girl either.
YOUR BROTHER SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!
Linen plant is called flax. And yes, we need it.
Oops, Guess google translate wasn't very reliable
Son!? IS THAT YOU!? I CRIED DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOU TO RETURN! YOUR MOTHER KILLED HERSELF OUT OF SADNESS AND YOUR SISTER JUMPED DOWN THE WELL WHEN SHE FOUND OUT YOU WOULDNT BE RETURNING!
WE DIED WITHOUT THAT IRON
YOU KILLED US ALL
Love,
Your Father Hannibal
I cant be bothered to make em myself
Nice. I'd love this update (as long as I get to wear the different clothes regardless of my gender)
Oh yeah, I forgot to add that that would be a thing and I was just too lazy to draw the different genders
Aurora Aurora wrote:pein wrote:dull knife- you want to say flint chip?
Ah yes just let me cut my bread WITH THIS FUCKING ROCK I FOUND ON THE GROUND
Well... If it works, it works. We do store a vast majority of our food on the ground after all, so I'm not sure the characters in the game would find it too odd

Aw hell yeaaaaa
dull knife- you want to say flint chip?
Ah yes just let me cut my bread WITH THIS FUCKING ROCK I FOUND ON THE GROUND
Sorry Homer, I thought I got the screenshot but it was my desktop
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You saved us all from the baby monster! Curses Goddess Scholar! I hope you're in donkey town >:( The demon child who led bears into our village while holding a cactus fruit lol, then shot her own family with an arrow! But you used that same arrow and we tracked her down and you avenged us all!
Long live Homer!
Well.....X-D
Oh that was me! I ended up getting killed by a group of kids who called me a greifer for calling out a little girl holding the towns only basket of pies and not doing anything. Fuck those kids.
Aurora Aurora wrote:FIGHT ME! THEY DIDNT WEAR THOSE!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!!
why do you think i ran away ?
I DIDNT STUDY VIKINGS FOR 3 YEARS TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS
the horned helmet ! don't forget the horned helmet !
*runs away*
FIGHT ME! THEY DIDNT WEAR THOSE!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!!
Aurora Aurora wrote:GreatShawn wrote:Aurora switch back to your old profile pic!!!
No.
Your new prof pic looks like you irl
Pssh I wish, Id kill to look like that
Aurora switch back to your old profile pic!!!
No.