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#176 Re: Main Forum » AURORA SHIPS THE TOWNIES, LETS GO » 2018-11-05 16:34:04

Lum wrote:

I mean, I don't disagree with any of these...

I know you dont ;) ;) ;)

#177 Re: Main Forum » Anyone have the aging transitions for the characters? » 2018-11-05 15:03:31

pein wrote:

only one
hard to be naked all life if im so gud

brown chick in avatar

https://i.imgur.com/xvyYcZy.png

Ah! Thanks!

#178 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-05 15:02:28

Roblor wrote:

SONS COST A LOT OF MONEY!!

SONS DON'T JUST GROW ON TREES YOU KNOW!!!

I DONT CARE! FIND THE MONEY OR IM GETTING A DIVORCE!

#179 Re: News » Update: Games of Chance » 2018-11-05 15:00:28

MeIsZ wrote:

Yooooo now I can play poker. Best update

A

#180 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-05 11:28:40

Roblor wrote:

You're a cat walking on a keyboard.
That's what you are.

SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MORE SONS!

#181 Main Forum » AURORA SHIPS THE TOWNIES, LETS GO » 2018-11-04 21:51:12

Aurora Aurora
Replies: 10

AHEM

MR JANITOR GUY X MR ELVIS GUY

THE BLONDIE X THE OTHER BLONDIE (THEYRE CUTE TWINS)

THE PREMATURELY BALDING ONE X THE DOMINATRIX SHORT HAIRED ONE

JOHN DOE X JANE DOE (THEYRE COUSINS THIS TIME)

THE 99% COCOA ONE X THE WHITE CHOCOLATE ONE

MS CLOWN HAIR X HERSELF

MRS BRAIDS X MR HEDGEHOG

AND MS PIGTAILS CAN GO FUCK HERSLEF



YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHO ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE AND YOU SHIP THEM TOO AND YOURE ASHAMED OF YOURSLEF FOR IT, ADMIT IT!

#182 Re: Main Forum » Let me use suicide buttons regardless of age. » 2018-11-04 17:06:53

Lum wrote:

If you have a knife, then sure, I think stabbing yourself could be allowed. Not sure if Jason would like to include something so gruesome and triggering in the game though.

I dont think he really cares about triggering anyone concidering miscarrige is a thing

#183 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-04 15:14:50

PeaGirl wrote:

This is what happens when Aurora eats too much Fazer chocolate. He goes over the EDGE!

IM A GOD DAMN WOMAN, YA SCALLYWAG

#184 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-04 15:11:18

MultiLife wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
MultiLife wrote:

Aurora is on a drama roll, it can't be stopped with the usage of mere logic!

MARRY ME MULTI! WE WILL MAKE MANY BABIES TOGETHER!

AHHH THE DRAMA VORTEX IS SUCKING ME IN

WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER! HES MISSING BOTH LEGS BECAUSE OF YOU!

#185 Re: Main Forum » Anyone have the aging transitions for the characters? » 2018-11-04 15:10:17

Vexenie wrote:

Wow... Your profile looks "romantic"

Cause Im always ready for romance ;)

#186 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-04 13:18:40

MultiLife wrote:

Aurora is on a drama roll, it can't be stopped with the usage of mere logic!

MARRY ME MULTI! WE WILL MAKE MANY BABIES TOGETHER!

#187 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-04 13:09:05

golmock wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
golmock wrote:

Ah...... it's terrible.
I've tried to get back again and again, but I couldn't.  impossible....
I'm sorry my mom died like that....
She just got an updated sister on our family tree, and she doesn't seem to have a girl either.

YOUR BROTHER SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!


Is there any misunderstanding?
My mother dead old and none of my brothers have been killed by arrows.

I'm this person. >> http://lineage.onehouronelife.com/serve … id=1311061

HE SHOT HIMSELF WITH A DAMN GUN!

#188 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-04 12:23:08

golmock wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

Son!? IS THAT YOU!? I CRIED DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOU TO RETURN! YOUR MOTHER KILLED HERSELF OUT OF SADNESS AND YOUR SISTER JUMPED DOWN THE WELL WHEN SHE FOUND OUT YOU WOULDNT BE RETURNING!

WE DIED WITHOUT THAT IRON
YOU KILLED US ALL

Love,
Your Father Hannibal


Ah...... it's terrible.
I've tried to get back again and again, but I couldn't.  impossible....
I'm sorry my mom died like that....
She just got an updated sister on our family tree, and she doesn't seem to have a girl either.

YOUR BROTHER SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOU!

#189 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-04 12:14:08

Potjeh wrote:

Linen plant is called flax. And yes, we need it.

Oops, Guess google translate wasn't very reliable

#190 Re: Main Forum » Hi, mom and uncle. im zoe » 2018-11-04 12:08:25

Son!? IS THAT YOU!? I CRIED DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOU TO RETURN! YOUR MOTHER KILLED HERSELF OUT OF SADNESS AND YOUR SISTER JUMPED DOWN THE WELL WHEN SHE FOUND OUT YOU WOULDNT BE RETURNING!

WE DIED WITHOUT THAT IRON
YOU KILLED US ALL

Love,
Your Father Hannibal

#192 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-04 11:36:58

Lum wrote:

Nice. I'd love this update (as long as I get to wear the different clothes regardless of my gender)

Oh yeah, I forgot to add that that would be a thing and I was just too lazy to draw the different genders

#193 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-04 11:11:02

VioletLily wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
pein wrote:

dull knife- you want to say flint chip? big_smile

Ah yes just let me cut my bread WITH THIS FUCKING ROCK I FOUND ON THE GROUND

Well... If it works, it works. We do store a vast majority of our food on the ground after all, so I'm not sure the characters in the game would find it too odd smile

A

#195 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-04 09:10:52

pein wrote:

dull knife- you want to say flint chip? big_smile

Ah yes just let me cut my bread WITH THIS FUCKING ROCK I FOUND ON THE GROUND

#196 Re: Main Forum » Homer the Brave » 2018-11-03 21:54:00

Stormyzabeast wrote:

Sorry Homer, I thought I got the screenshot but it was my desktop sad

You saved us all from the baby monster! Curses Goddess Scholar! I hope you're in donkey town >:( The demon child who led bears into our village while holding a cactus fruit lol, then shot her own family with an arrow! But you used that same arrow and we tracked her down and you avenged us all!

Long live Homer!

Well.....X-D

Oh that was me! I ended up getting killed by a group of kids who called me a greifer for calling out a little girl holding the towns only basket of pies and not doing anything. Fuck those kids.

#197 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-03 21:36:06

tana wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:

FIGHT ME! THEY DIDNT WEAR THOSE!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!!

why do you think i ran away ? big_smile

I DIDNT STUDY VIKINGS FOR 3 YEARS TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS

#198 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-03 21:27:28

tana wrote:

the horned helmet ! don't forget the horned helmet !




*runs away* big_smile

FIGHT ME! THEY DIDNT WEAR THOSE!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!!

#199 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-03 21:08:34

GreatShawn wrote:
Aurora Aurora wrote:
GreatShawn wrote:

Aurora switch back to your old profile pic!!!

No.

Your new prof pic looks like you irl

Pssh I wish, Id kill to look like that

#200 Re: Main Forum » An Introduction To Vikings Featuring Terrible Art » 2018-11-03 21:00:08

GreatShawn wrote:

Aurora switch back to your old profile pic!!!

No.

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