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“dOzEnS MeANs aT lEaST twEnTy foUr iteMs a WeEK jAsON I aM aNGreH”
is the OHOL equivalent of “I wanna speak to your manager”
Spoonwood is the Karen of the forum - disliked by pretty much everyone, and so ridiculous it’s almost funny.
sign my autograph aurora
karltown_veteran wrote:Tru dat. Spoon is messing with y’all, can’t believe y’all can’t tell when you’re being played.
No. I say what I believe as best as I can.
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Tru dat. Spoon is messing with y’all, can’t believe y’all can’t tell when you’re being played.
We all know that you are a tsundre, Spoonwood. You are so obvious about it.
Just kiss already. The suspense is killing me.
+1 because Spoon totally is
Morti, I understand you haven’t been well in the past and I sympathize with you. But your post isn’t very respectful to Coconut. It’s only natural for some people to miss certain aspects of a game, and communicate that feeling. And heck, a lot of the time players’ opinions are valuable and useful to Jason. So try to understand that Coconut means well.
It is almost uncanny how much you look like him when you wear the hat.
Me? This is clearly a candid photo of the real Jason.


I made history by being the first (probably) person to bang in Jason's hat.
Secret hidden camera reveals Jason's thinking behind the rift
Hey what do you call the music where you roll out dough on a flat rock repeatedly?
...rock and roll
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Oh, dear. You’ll only make the griefing types mad. I bet this is all over the new griefer discord. Prepare for a donkey swarm.
Sounds like a bad virus mixed with hallucinogens ![]()
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Please make it happen Jason?? ![]()
Trade could be interesting and useful.. if people cooperated. But the reality is that no matter how many handicaps you put in place people will still be hesitant to trade. It takes cooperation and time and effort that most people are not willing to put in.
Forget all this. I want to hear how Karltown's last sleepover went.
This is what I get for posting that "shake it off" OHOL cover.
I want new characters and new clothes colors. Would only be a week’s update, could be between the fixes and would hold us for a while and stop the complaining. Then again we shouldn’t complain anyway. Jason is doing us a favor. He doesn’t owe us anything.
*starts thread about drama*
*drama starts on the thread*
yepppppppp
JonySky wrote:permanent ban to all griefers !!!!
The first must be Jason! hahahahaWhile he isn't banned, the jason character might as well have a bullseye painted on his shirt. I dont think I've ever seen jason not get killed when he stumbles into the village. I saw him get to old age once, but someone still shot him down before natural causes.
Heh.. most of the time its for that damn hat.
There was a cult that started around that god forsaken hat. Jason’s doomed himself by making it wearable
Yep and it works. Ginger woman with black text was being shifty, killed a little boy. The black text made it easier for us to decide to kill her.
White shirt and long black skirt / long blue skirt with matching colored bowler with white rose. Elegant but classy, like something a diplomat would wear.
All the little rivalries, cliques. The big fights. Even the mods have joined in.
10/10 I look forwards to sipping my tea from the sidelines
For Christ’s sake spoonwood. Back to your old trolling shit it seems. Guess the temp ban did nothing.
My guess is something that noone asked for and that makes our life miserable.
Yep +1
Want to be able to bind paper together into books, would be so useful to our societies.
The a Marshmallow Fluff Folks. Lots of jobs they can still do and communication is *so useful*
Niiiiiiiice! ![]()