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#1 2020-02-20 20:54:09

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Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Absolute mad lads ran the 20k+ to reach the donkey town bell today leading us to discover the donkey town location didn't change leading to all sorts of chaos.

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The first normie enters donkey town ringing their forbidden bell. This is the only bell on the server which as been rung by all the bored donkeys trying to entertain themselves.

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Tan lineage meets their first donkey. The donkey and tan people are playing nice and enjoying the radio to be able to communicate. It looks like the donkey might not be too happy but everything is peaceful.

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Apparently things are not going very well as donkeys seem to be cursing people which I was pretty sure they weren't supposed to be able to do. I wonder why the donkeys are angry?

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It would seem the normal players have decided to grief the front half of the bell for the sole purpose of annoying the donkeys. It can still be rung from behind hence why we keep hearing bells in the distance.

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Uh oh, we got an upset donkey now. He's ripping up floorboards and dismantling his own pine house. I guess if he can't play with his ball then neither can you!

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And here comes the curses! You got here this same exact way and now you've got people knowing you're bad by the Eve/black text! It seems people don't like you tearing your own stuff down mister donkey!

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Bears, bears, bears! it seems the donkeys have reverted to bear luring as their ability to murder is scuffed and smashing their own stuff gets tiring after awhile.


Nice to finally get to see some shitters get their just desserts. Overall 11/10 experience, donkey town should just be a static spawn point people can run over to and bully the idiots lmao.

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#2 2020-02-20 20:57:54

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

This is why I want a separate Donkey Town server.   Normal players can visit to point and laugh.   

Also it would prevent the Apocalypse from being triggered from Donkeytown, since that feels incredibly broken.

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#3 2020-02-20 21:31:46

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

0. The bell rings and two donkeys meet. They build a nice garden together.

1. Multiple generations run for real-time HOURS to reach donkey town.
2. They arrive and a normie immediately begins pro-level griefing.
3. A second normie joins the griefing and lures bears into donkey town.
4. The donkeys keep getting cursed by normies for no actual reason.
5. Donkeys get upset at griefing and curse abuse from the normies.
6. Town is dismantled until the normies are exterminated from donkey town.
7. Donkeys join forces to kill fertile normies and drive them out of town.

Soon balance will be restored as donkey town takes its rightful place as the nicest spot on the server.
After all, it's an exclusive community of experienced players with no noobs in sight.


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#4 2020-02-20 21:44:47

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Did they wreck your garden, Legs?

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#5 2020-02-20 22:09:25

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

sad sounds like someone got a taste of their own medicine. A little bitter isn't it having a bunch of people wreck your own stuff for their amusement isn't it?  Oh well, made for a good story and hopefully if another donkey town bell pops up people return the favor to you guys again.


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#6 2020-02-20 22:16:51

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Aww legs seems madd tat his pro levl grif town fr dunkeys is being griffed awwwwwww.

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#7 2020-02-20 22:28:12

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Legs wrote:

Soon balance will be restored as donkey town takes its rightful place as the nicest spot on the server.
After all, it's an exclusive community of experienced players with no noobs in sight.

Very wise words kill them all


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#8 2020-02-20 22:33:30

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

It seems to me that the only ones who cursed were members of the Ada brown family.
It's me on the screen - Sweet Ada - a brown woman with a child who curses crazy Eva.
I really thought I cursed too many people and ended up in the donkey town.
But then I looked at the family tree and what?
I'm the 201 generation of the Ada family? WTF?
And the donkeys were very annoying and these bears ... Terrible chaos.

Well it was an amazing life. Lol.

Correction - I see that Eve with black text curse, but probably there are no such restrictions?

And does that mean that the only brown family now lives beyond the reach of other families?
This can be a big problem.

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#9 2020-02-20 23:29:14

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Funny how people that feel empowered by misguided hatred and self-righteousness are the most likely to commit shameless acts of evil.

Yes I'm calling you a nazi.


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#10 2020-02-20 23:49:00

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Bloo bloo, cant handle when someone deals back what you dish. The fact you guys are trying to make your punishment into a reward just makes it all the sweeter.

Donkey town is supposed to be your punishment for being a shitter not your own personal paradise. I can only hope for more events like this so you guys feel the exact frustration you cause.


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#11 2020-02-20 23:56:47

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Notice how it indiscriminately labels the "other" as a single entity, stripping them of their individuality. The guilt of one becomes shared by the innocent, because in its mind innocence does not exist within the other. The other must necessarily be evil so that its own ignorant hatred and bigotry can be justified.

These small minded creatures are truly pathetic.


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#12 2020-02-21 00:03:46

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

You've all done things to end up in donkey in the first place. Every single donkey has annoyed enough people on the server to warrant such a punishment and regardless how you feel about it you're the ones who got yourself into your predicament.

Enjoy your karmic justice and in the future dont be dumb enough to build a bell and furthermore dont be foolish enough to repeatedly ring it.

QQ more about getting what you deserve.


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#13 2020-02-21 00:17:10

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

You keep presuming guilt where none exists. It's because you're evil and ignorant. In real life, you are a racist. I guarantee it. Nobody this self righteous is innocent. Have you ever been arrested? Have you ever been a victim of racism? No. You perpetuate hateful unjust ideologies because you are willfully ignorant. You'd rather believe in some joke like karma and just desserts.


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#14 2020-02-21 00:18:27

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Go ahead and tell me that HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG and make a few posts about race realism, I dare you.

Coward.


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#15 2020-02-21 00:19:17

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

That escalated quickly.

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#16 2020-02-21 00:34:12

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Someone is not a happy panda.


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#17 2020-02-21 00:38:08

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Dosnt that mean Donkies could in theory counter attack?



Both parties essentially swapped perspectives for this fight.

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#18 2020-02-21 00:55:46

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Legs wrote:

Go ahead and tell me that HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG and make a few posts about race realism, I dare you.

Coward.

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#19 2020-02-21 06:27:15

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Legs wrote:

Go ahead and tell me that HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG and make a few posts about race realism, I dare you.

Coward.


Aww legs is mad and beings a hypocrite. What’s new, accusing people of claiming superiority over others then calling the player base NORMIES and NOOBS and how your going to EXTERMINATE them from your town? YES WE ARE THE NAZIS ROFL. Legs said “exclusive community” and how it’s going to be the best place in the server after the normies are purged.. LMAO PARALLELS TO THE ARYAN PEOPLE?

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#20 2020-02-21 06:30:58

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Just had an interesting life as one of the last Ada children born in the Donkey Town offshoot.   Never been to D Town before.   Met a couple people I'd cursed in past lives and a couple new people.   I'm curious how the curse system works when you are literally sitting on the griefer spawn location.  I'm guessing it just doesn't do anything.

I took a screenshot next to the town sign for the memories.

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#21 2020-02-21 12:42:58

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Oh, dear. You’ll only make the griefing types mad. I bet this is all over the new griefer discord. Prepare for a donkey swarm.


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#22 2020-02-21 15:47:54

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

Kilian wrote:

If I may say a word:
The reason for cursing and then the subsequent donkey town stay is not to "punish" the to the community incompatible players. It is in order to let them play alone if they cannot get along with the "normal" player base. If now the cursers migrate to the cursed ones, it undermines the whole system. Griefing the donkeys then stays as what it would be if it happened the other way around - just making some people upset, i.e. it is griefing.
To be honest, the absolute only, right choice in order to heal the server would be to kill off all the families which survived the apocalypse such that they can meet up with the ones which arose during the new arc.

Btw, donkey town looked epic! Good job of the donkeys who built that up wink


Key word alone, donkeys weren’t supposed to meet up and build a town, they serve their time playing alone since the player base doesn’t like them.

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#23 2020-02-21 16:45:10

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

The funny thing is that I bet it is easier to maintain a good genetic score living in Donkey Town than living in a normal town.   No kids bringing your score down and you spawn in a small area every time you die, so it is easy to return to your previous build sites to work on longterm projects.   You also don't have to worry about the race restrictions, since you can respawn as any color.   

I am surprised that they haven't thought of making a bell earlier.    Or building a road back to civilization.   Or even easier ... a plane.   It would be so easy.


Why is Donkeytown on the same server as everyone else?

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#24 2020-02-21 17:16:07

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

I guess you have a different idea of what Donkey Town should be about, Kilian.   I definitely think it should be about punishment.   

The idea that if you are horrible to other people, you are left all alone and unable to hurt other people anymore is why the threat of Donkey Town acts as a strong deterrent for players who are tempted to do harm in the regular game.    If Donkey Town is a fun place, with blackjack and hookers, I don't see why anyone would want to NOT be in Donkey Town.   It stops being a deterrent and becomes an incentive to grief.

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#25 2020-02-21 17:22:40

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Re: Donkey town in ruins after players run to their bell.

DestinyCall wrote:

I guess you have a different idea of what Donkey Town should be about, Kilian.   I definitely think it should be about punishment.   

The idea that if you are horrible to other people, you are left all alone and unable to hurt other people anymore is why the threat of Donkey Town acts as a strong deterrent for players who are tempted to do harm in the regular game.    If Donkey Town is a fun place, with blackjack and hookers, I don't see why anyone would want to NOT be in Donkey Town.   It stops being a deterrent and becomes an incentive to grief.

And this is where the issue is. If you can grief AND play what is essentially a low pop experience at the same time then donkey town is a reward instead of a punishment. You are essentially getting the best of both worlds by being able to annoy people with zero repercussions (the same issue feral eves who couldn't be cursed caused) while being able to basically spawn repeatedly to the same place (which Jason has nerfed many times for normal players.)


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