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#1 2023-08-18 20:12:11

jasonrohrer
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Update: Fine Milk

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A raft of fixes this week.  Bugs have been fixed in the presentation of a player that walks into view from far off screen.  Radios no longer mistakenly transmit weird metadata from maps and orders.  A glitch was fixed that prevented cursing living players by name.  You can down drink milk from wine glass.  Empty bottles have better positioning on tables and in boxes.  You can now put slaked lime in a bottle.  A crock of pumpkin can be composted.  Diagonal gradient dry springs can be dug.  You can now dig all the different types of rabbit holes.  Sprinkler pipes now require a two-person effort to remove.  You can remove feathers from hats.  You can now pile up unskinned dead rabbits.  The turkey platter no longer has to be removed from the table for the final stages of slice serving.

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#2 2023-08-18 21:19:20

Shady
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

I'm still in donkey town for five years and will be age 19 by time I'm out. This is a very extreme way to deal with griefing.


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#3 2023-08-19 11:05:22

selalov734
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

Shady, the guy on the right in the image, that is you

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#4 2023-08-19 13:24:44

selalov734
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

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#5 2023-08-19 14:56:30

Shady
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

don't even know how to use real text bubbles, I'm dead.


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#6 2023-08-19 15:00:45

Shady
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

But if I'm being real.. Five years not being able to play a game you paid 20 dollars for??? Anybody who is not looking deep into this wouldn't understand. You can be as petty as you want, look at me up top and look at you down there. But when you're down there you won't be being so teasing.


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#7 2023-08-19 15:46:20

Brohop
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

U can play the game perfectly fine in donkey town with your donkey friends.

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#8 2023-08-20 12:44:45

Shady
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

Brohop wrote:

U can play the game perfectly fine in donkey town with your donkey friends.


You should spend some time in donkey town to see how it feels. Go ahead


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#9 2023-08-20 12:45:45

Shady
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

Brohop wrote:

U can play the game perfectly fine in donkey town with your donkey friends.

I'll even link you in mate, go ahead, this shit is like an involuntary private server.


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#10 2023-08-22 20:00:25

TheOneTrueKing
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Registered: 2023-07-25
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

Shady wrote:

But if I'm being real.. Five years not being able to play a game you paid 20 dollars for??? Anybody who is not looking deep into this wouldn't understand. You can be as petty as you want, look at me up top and look at you down there. But when you're down there you won't be being so teasing.

by calling it a "parenting game" when you don't get to parent, it's false advertising.

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#11 2023-08-22 20:27:32

Brohop
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

Parenting game is not only being parent, but also kid. Right now the folks on DT are just the kids told they need to sit on the stairs for 5 years.

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#12 2023-08-22 21:10:49

skps2010
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Registered: 2023-07-09
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

TheOneTrueKing wrote:

by calling it a "parenting game" when you don't get to parent, it's false advertising.

A DT player can be born as a kid of a DT player, so it's still a parenting game.
If you want to enjoy parenting, consider asking Sandy to play with you.

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#13 2023-08-23 01:46:54

mikeyreza
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Registered: 2018-12-30
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

Shady walking
shady wandering the ruins of donkey town


Pine panel walls no longer require one rope each!

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#14 2023-08-23 03:21:51

Shady
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

I could be reading a book right now, this logic is very biased


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#15 2023-08-23 08:50:21

Lunargrl2003
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Re: Update: Fine Milk

mikeyreza wrote:

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shady wandering the ruins of donkey town

When you take a goose in the nursery and no one appreciates it.

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