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I just wanted to see a post with this title in the Main Forum.
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Mission Accomplished
For the time being, I think we have enough content.
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Thank you sigmen.
Now to see how long we can keep it on the first page...
Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?
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That's a post alright.
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Looking at the main page Jason has led to the deaths of over 7.4 million people so he might have done something wrong unless you're one of those Jason deniers.
Worlds oldest SID baby.
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So ture
Im Mr.Gold I /hmph
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Looking at the main page Jason has led to the deaths of over 7.4 million people so he might have done something wrong unless you're one of those Jason deniers.
Jasonpocalypse was a hoax. Jason is a good boi.
For the time being, I think we have enough content.
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Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?
It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life. Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction. Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.
So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age. And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.
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Morti wrote:Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?
It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life. Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction. Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.
So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age. And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.
I can't even...
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DestinyCall wrote:Morti wrote:Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?
It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life. Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction. Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.
So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age. And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.
I can't even...
It is important to note: It was necessary in the beginning to herd the early Germans because if they were left to roam unfenced then all the available pretzels and beer would have been quickly devoured. Unfortunately, pretzels and beer do not re spawn due to apocalypse events or even after server resets and all their crafting recipes are either broken, undocumented, or racial locked so none of either have been seen in years.
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Morti wrote:Let me ask a question about the game.. um... why are, they called, German, Shepherds?
It is a little known fact that the first the first dog was crafted by Eve VonStephanitz to assist in the herding of Germans, an important activity in early village life. Unfortunately, griefers abused this feature to cause havoc, over-producing dogs and herding the Germans to near extinction. Eventually Jason was forced to severely nerf all dogs and completely remove Germans from the game to restore balance.
So that's why dogs appear to have no purpose in OHOL and why they are the only domestic animal that dies of old age. And, of course, that's why German Shepherds are called German Shepherds.
Marry me.
- I believe the term "Berrymuncher" is derogatory and therefore I shall use the term "Berrier" instead.
- Jack Ass
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Nice lie
Need Content
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*CLAP* FRONT *CLAP * PAGE *CLAP* GANG! *CLAP X3*
You are amazing, you are loved, and have a good day to whoever might read this <3
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Jason got reeeed for our sins.
For the time being, I think we have enough content.
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You are amazing, you are loved, and have a good day to whoever might read this <3
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jason did nothing wrong
i cant think of anything witty to say
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Is it a FAQ ?
Well, let's try with three quick questions :
How many objects is there in the game ?
But since I didn't make all of them since the last update, does it matter ?
If content is King, are game mechanics Queen ?
"I go"
"find"
"iron"
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